Kino

Scary Movie Fap Rankings
>2(ticks many fetish boxes)
>1(had the most nudity but too vanilla to be #1)
>4(pretty good for gays and that blind chick scene)
>5(boring as fuck but has a kinda lewd lesbo sex scene)
>3(not a single fappable moment in this film)

Autism

>the aliens must have some kind of weakness
>knocks one of their heads off with shovel
>I found it! Without their heads they’re powerless!

what the opening is with

Not really. I could've went a lot more in depth.
?

why

>Not really. I could've went a lot more in depth.
you should, i wanna hear now

tickle tickle

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Thats hilarious

Because he just killed his wife and in Signs he was distraught but in Scary Movie 3 he's just like whatever can i have a ride home to the grieving husband. It's all about timing and delivery too.

>the indian driver in the background asks Charlie Sheen if he could have a ride home tonight.

keked when thinking about this scene.

I rolled in, stoned as hell
White lines, gold Cazals
Hotel on Sunset
Young hoes get undressed (bet)
Dirt dick ain't done yet
Insert the clip and get the gun wet

If I stream scary movie 3, anyone wanna watch it?

>not having the hood drape over his eyes with two eye holes cut out

will it have the deleted scenes/extended scenes? also yes

the fat that scary movie sequels stopped being produced is indicative of a drop in quality in hollywood

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it's only gay if you're fucking another dude
he was just doing solo stuff

You or whoever replied "Autism" to me was rude and uncalled for. I will not be providing any more depth to my list.

but that wasn't me though

Scary Movie 3 is a better movie than the first two, but the first two have funnier scenes

You cannot read can you? See how does it feel to be insulted? Am I the guy you just replied to or am I just some random bitch that likes to bully people and ruin the fun of others. You'll never know and I'll never know if what you say is true. I did nothing wrong and was insulted for it, therefore I cannot trust anyone in this thread and will not be providing any more information about my list. I may even delete my original post if it becomes too stressful.

I think scary movie 1&2 are better movies. but sm 3 has the most quotable writing

"go to bed dead"

All I ever wanted was Cindy's nudes.

>go to bed dead
that would be redundant

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That actor should be in more movies. He's very entertaining

Scary Movie 3 is weird, since it's the only one out of what I saw that I enjoyed. Then I realized who directed it.

I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass Nippa Hiroyuki for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outie. Peace.

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Underrated and red pilled scary movie scene
youtu.be/38p2dORj9Ic

>let me spread my asshole real wide for the ladies
yeah bro seems legit

I just wanna hear about Kathleen Robertson and the blind girl I fap to the most it games me a blind fetish

>and this is it after
these are the good jokes not the carmen elektra shitting

cute penis

>cut
Dropped.

Is that Ja rule ?

Which one

This one.

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Speak for yourselve. I want carmen elektra to pinch a log on my chest

Why

That was legit one of the funniest shots in any movie.

Hard to believe this was technically a Disney movie

Well he's Jewish so...

What about the director?

Leslie Nielson was on point in this film. One of his funniest performances.

They went from the Wayans Brothers to the director of Airplane and The Naked Gun.

Who was in the wrong here?

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She was basically the hottest person in the world around 98-02. Which is when i was entering adolescents. She could do what ever she wanted to me desu. Its like a nostalgia bang

HEY how are ya
HEY how are ya
HEY how are ya

are there any legit modern performers who compeltely pull off that combination of slapstick deadpan and pensive?

based nenposter

Unironically based

He was in a rap group with Riff Raff and Andy Milonakis for a little while

I think the first three are perfect movies, but once you look into it you realize why the wayans didnt come back for the third
The studio made them rush Scary Movie 2 and also they deleted tons of scenes from it, really funny scenes and some that established some characters further, like Tori Spelling's character or David Cross
No wonder the movie feels so short, the studio most likely demanded it

I liked it when Malik cocked a shovel like a shotgun and an actual shell came flying out.

The scene where carmen electra takes a shit did something to me

Is George Carlin in this one? Worth all the bullshit for that scene alone.
Also
>I have a dream!
>what’s your dream??
>TO HAVE A DREAM

i call her, linda
and she vibrates

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youtube.com/watch?v=R0tfeJuG7Y0

I would like to apologize on behalf of Yea Forums for any wrongdoings that may have come your way. You know how this place can get at times. If you can find it in your heart to forgive the fine people of this board, I would like to hear more details on your ranking.

can i still have a few minutes with her bottom half

Scary movie 3 made me laugh the most out of the 3
I saw it on an advanced screening in miami. Laughed the entire way...
It had the best jokes. Didnt rely on pop culture references as much and had the most coherent story.
Highlights

"Cindy the tv is leaking"
That pedo priest
The breaking of the taco and sausage
Michael jackson laughing when crotched grabbed
Pamela Anderson asking the beheaded body if she was okay
The alien peeking under the skirt
The alien putting his penis finger on the presidents mouth

Detroit before and after the alien attack

Amazing movie

Checked

The part where the dude cocks a shovel and a shell goes flying out is the funniest thing in the entire franchise.

>Detroit before and after the alien attack
isnt that from 4?

Yeah. Might be the only joke i laughed from number 4.

Is it gay porn if he's going solo though?

i never understood it, they ate the alien?

what is that

the wayans were the only reason the first 2 were quality

What if he made it to jerk off to himself.

Wowie checked

Sorry, dude

let me see those rankings

3 > 1 > 2,4,5

which

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>I think I saw a face
>Did it have a nose?
>Yes
>That does sound like a face

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kino

Its even funnier because he doesn't even ask nicely, he rudely says "Tom, i'll need a ride home"

lets see that again...
very...very disturbing...

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very very disturbing

that explains the jump in quality

>let me explain

based

you mean?

one of the finest films in this century desu. a perfect comedy/parody.

>girls dont like man ass
wrong

bump

He woke up dead man

Kino
youtube.com/watch?v=zniHl8LroLk

How can you go to bed dead

>too bad i'm not a total slut I could shove that up my ass
Huh, guess he was talking to all the women with penises

Big ass

youtu.be/iOL5UF5WSX4
Posting best gag.

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hey how are ya
hey how are ya
hey how are ya

>it's boy. he's going to be an asshole.

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>They mastered space flight, but they can't get through a wooden door?

they were too used to automatic sliding doors

>after

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3 has aged better than the first two. The first two are filled with a lot more sex jokes that aren't as risque as they once were so they fall flat.

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even about steve? Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass.

Scary Movie 3 is pretty underrated. 4 was an absolute fucking train wreck piece of shit and a clear sign of the "x Movie" brand just being as lazy as fucking possible.

I didn't get this as a kid and wondered why they all chimped out because he had a weird hoodie

Yeah but then he also did SM4 which is probably the worst in the series. I say probably because I didn't even bother with 5.

That gag still makes me giggle just thinking about it.

>Tom, I'll need a ride home

kek

The running gag of Brenda dying in all of the movies was kino

honestly I can only hope this happens when i die

Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back

Would you?

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Posting kino scenes
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Out of everything in this movie this one small bit cracks me up without fail every time i love it

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scary movie 2 was shit

Very Impressive