Listen, I'm giving you $500 for everything, and I'm taking a big risk here

Why is he so based?

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>It's one of a kind and one of a kind items are hard to price

>rick: "look i know a guy who's an expert on this stuff, mind if i give him a call and see what he says?"
>customer: "sure"
>expert comes in
>expert: "it's worth about 200 dollars"
>expert leaves
>rick: "so what do you want for it?"
>customer: "200 dollars"
>rick: "i can't make a profit if i give it to you for 200 and sell it again for 200"
>customer: "but he said it was worth 200"
>mfw

literally every time

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>caught with a fuckton of Xanax, meth, and an illegal full auto mp5
>gets off
Only in Vegas

This shit happened when I sold some CDs at my local record shop he said he wouldn't be able to shift them but I know for a fact he could

I don't get why smoothbrains can't understand this concept. You're not selling to a collector, you're selling to someone who plans to resell it

And he still gets to appear on the show. Meanwhile the cute goth chick they had was taken off because she did porn once.

>you'll never have a meaningful and deep conversation about books, followed by hours of cuddling and gentle sex with this cutie

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Pawn shop employees lie like its their job, because frankly it is. I remember trying to pawn a brand new phone that was worth 800$ at the time and the guy told me "it could take months to move this". They throw it on ebay and double their profit, they're scam artists.

I'd rather deal with carnies.

>screw you

She needs to see a doctor, those pupils aren't normal

So why didn't you put it on ebay then, retard?

>>expert comes in
>>expert: "it's worth about 200 dollars"
>>expert leaves
>>rick: "so what do you want for it?"
>customer: "can ya do 150?"
>rick: "sorry, best I can do is 20 bucks, gotta make a profit

Yeah, 50 bucks profit isn't gonna cut it when you've a shop space and employees to pay for

> Mam understand that double edge platinum dildos are only a thing for collectors, its hard to sell..

People always want to pretend to be smart, but they aren't. This nigger didn't even realize what he was saying, just was trying to seem smart on a basket weaving and sailing forum.

despite being staged it still is the best thing history channel has to offer nowadays
too bad they broadcast lots of repeated episodes where i live. only once or twice i've seen 2017 episodes, let alone newer ones

who are you quoting?

Gonna need some sauce m8

>quoting
?

sneed

DallasallaD

iirc it was just some shitty nude photos

>DallasallaD

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Ah. Oh well. Cheers.

was it kino?

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oof

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he appeared in an anime too

jesus christ, you're the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. i'd lay roses at your feet

:3 u too user

Best I can do for this shitpost is one (You)

Hehe, nice

>Chumlee, you paid $500 for that original Kandinsky?!
>I liked it

She sees chumlees mega cock

Do you have battletoads?

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LWIAY

I love when this happens especially when the customer won't sell.
>cut scene to customer in parking lot
>"Well I just don't believe the expert. I know in my heart its worth more. Guess I will hang it on my wall so I can appreciate it."

You're cute, I like your hair

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literally every time she comes on the show I get upset

why can't I have her

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I'd let you chop off both my hands and shit in my mouth like an ice cream machine, until I'd came

She's looking at me

How are they so smart?

Deal.

>customer wants $5000
>it might be worth it.
>rick: "look i'm not an expert on these things. it might be worth what you are asking. i just don't know. i know a guy though who's an expert on this stuff, mind if i give him a call and see what he says?"
>customer: "sure"
>expert comes in
>expert: "its fake and worth about $100"
>expert leaves
>rick: "I don't want it"
>cut scene to customer in parking lot
>"Well I just don't believe the expert. I know in my heart its genuine. I am going to have it appraised by a professional who can recognise this items true authenticity."
>mfw

lmao

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I though meth was supposed to make you skinny.

So? Now I gotta see.

so spend two fucking seconds of your pathetic fucking life googling it you utter fucking moron

>The pickled dick of Rasputin? Yeah I just don't know if there's a market for that kind of thing nowadays...
>Listen, you mind if I call in a buddy of mine who's an expert on this sort of thing?

>ywn be a buddy rick knows

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PAWN'D

not when you use it as a topping on burgers

Is this show still on the air? Have the shitty attempts at skits stopped since Old Man died? Is American Pickers still the ultimate comfykino?

I will always laugh at this meme.

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you can tell it's scripted because there aren't any niggers trying to sell stolen things

But the expert said it was worth at least ten (You)'s!!!

I’ll never understand why the sellers just don’t get their shit appraised and then go off on their own to sell it at that price

Based gave me a laugh pilled

He died and no one said a word

>i got $500 cash, here you go Rick
>yeah i just dont know if this is what people want. i dont know the value. let me call in a buddy of mine and he’ll give me an estimate
>hey im Buddy O’mine and i say this is worth $500 give or take
>so can I sell it for $500?
>gotta make a profit, ill buy it for 150 thats it no negotiations
it wasnt fault user, she wouldnt have lived anyway there was nothing you could do

>I can assure you that this is most likely a genuine signature that you have on your hands.

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>”how much do you want for it?”
>”100”
>”DOLLARS? EHEHEHEHEHKHKHKH

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>ya that's definitely Babe Ruth's autograph on an authentic Van Halen guitar. It's definitely worth at least ballpark 5000 dollars
>Rick: I'll give you 50 for it. I gotta frame it for four thousand dollars, put it in some real estate in my shop and still make a profit.
So is Rick's friends in on the scan too? And why does Nevada have so many obscure junk experts?

Thing is American Pickers didn't fire their porn star secretary.

But why?

The things I would do to Miranda...

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shes a burlesque dancer, not a porn star

and this is my son, FAT FUCK

MY SON COULDA BEEN KILLED

So you don't know either. Could have just said that.

Most of them have no legitimate background and are just trying to make a name for themselves on TV until they get caught for fraud. And even in legit cases the valuation is often off and Rick loses thousands because his eyes are bigger than his stomach.

youtube.com/watch?v=FCg5vgV2Joo

Same thing really

>watching Pawn Stars
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

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>expert arrives
>sorry for the delay I was just making a thread

Pupils dilate when they are looking into light, if the photographer took it with a flash there is nothing wrong.

Or she is on E.

>miranda
>not jennette
shit taste pleb

No it isn't you virgin.

McCurdy is so perfect but it's too bad she fucks black guys

>she fucks black guys

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>gentle sex
Bookish girls aren't looking for gentle sex they are looking to get pounded and choked.

Hester was the one who redpilled me on manlets.

My sides

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>*10 minute lecture about the historical relevance of the item while the customer nervously tries to avoid looking at the camera*
OK well let's get it to it shall we?
>tfw the customer can't read a cue and just stares back
*leaves over table*
s'how muj'ch you won forrit?
>*impenetrable stare continues*
jussa... ya know, I godda pay fur a lotta... a lotta...
*camera man is visible perturbed, shaky hand cam ensues*
>*scratches back of neck, looks down at floor, mumbling* weeelll, I mean... if... like.....you know....
**camera cuts to broom closet confessional**
ya I knew a haggle scrunk wen't I seen em walk awn in
>tfw customer now in the confessional
>not even blinking
*camera man abruptly runs out of broom closet and secures the door behind him*

Yeah, I had a feeling the show Lost still had some pull. I thought he would try to sell me a prop or something. But ol' Chumlee convinced me we could kidnap him and put him up on display.
Could maybe sell him for a good return, but then I'd have to take him to one of those awards ceremonies and I'm not much for the Hollywood crowd.

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What in God's name are you talking about?

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is that Darrell bidding?

>YEP!

they took off a year or 2 and came back, there's a pic of the old man hanging up

why are Indians like this

Has anyone on this show ever actually pawned an item vs selling it?

yes

i thought i was the only one who like got these jokes im glad you all exist thats all

>yeup

Huh, well now I know.

>look right now I can only offer 1/10 qt for your virginity but I'm no expert on this matter. Do you mind if I call someone to look at it first? Sounds good?

>Ok so what do you want to do with it

Uh I'd like to shove it up my ass and plant a garden with it

What’s her name, then?

>Pupils dilate when they are looking into light
That's the opposite of true you fucking retarded idiot

>his fucking youtube channel about Pokemon cards
>that one video where he he gets Rick to unbox a bunch of booster packs
what CWC could have become if sonichu actually made him money

literally the first fucking site on google

foxnews.com/entertainment/pawn-stars-shop-girl-olivia-black-fired-after-her-porn-site-past-is-revealed

Maybe she thought the show’s name was “Porn Stars”?

>Tfw won't be able to keep up with her intellectually

Chris makes money off Sonichu when he is absolutely desperate for money, he's just too lazy/entitled to work at it more often.

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>Looks looks like a pretty rare shitpost but the problem with these things is that they made a lot of fakes.
>Mind if I call my buddy user to come take a look at it?

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I stopped watching years ago, who is she?

>Listen, this is the best site I can give you for Yea Forums, and I'm taking a risk here

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>some Yea Forumsedditor actually bought the fucking totem for $1,500

book queen

p.Yea Forums.org/tv/thread/110287689
Thanks bro, this is much better

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INTRODUCING: Cucks pay & post
formerly Moots meme & cream

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they only got 20 minutes of air time user. otherwise it be like a 5 hour show

Sell it how though? They don't have a storefront.

Kek

You've learned the cruel reality of every "reality" TV show.

no not giant chin girl

Kek what happened to that ad

>George R. R. Martin comes in from the museum wearing his hat and red shirt

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Hahaha that wojak has a tie

No I won't, but the real question is does RIck?

She's obviously way out of his league but he's got a lot of money and a tv show and is a pretty smooth talker so I think he has an outside chance.

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>saw rick speak at CPAC last year
pretty based, wish I were going back this year. I chilled with Richard Spencer a little bit too, and saw Nigel Farage in the restroom

oh shit
thecelebsinfo.com/pawn-stars-olivia-black/olivia-black-and-her-lesbian-parter-maria/

Leave pawn kino to me.

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*snap*

that the sound discord tranny's necks make when they try to step to me

Yea Forumstards are pretty young. The odds are pretty good that some of them will have money in 20 years, and maybe one of them will be reminded of his misspent youth and decide to pay good money for the genuine CWC Sonic totem on a lark. I've seen worse investments.

>lesbian
Aw hell, she looked hot

*Blocks your path*

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>it wasnt fault user, she wouldnt have lived anyway there was nothing you could do
why did you put this here

>jews jewing negros and negros chimping out
pretty redpilled

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Dan tried pawning off his evidence?

Calm down sperglord.

I wish she'd punish my dick with those tits

Anybody else remember the guy on Yea Forums who would post pics from a sex tape with her but never gave it out?

No but now I’m curious

i dont know her name you utter faggot

Olivia Black'ed

More like a stripper, just less sad and desperate.