>this guy comes up to you and asks if you stand fucking roman
what do you do?
This guy comes up to you and asks if you stand fucking roman
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Get a rock and use it to dig his brain out through his face.
I ask him who brought him here. Then I walk away laughing like a patrician
looks like a roid matthew machaunaham
Stomp her head in
I look down at him and his tiny inferior body his Roman genes gave him and I fuck crush his God damn skull in with mine while I hold his hands. His eyes spasm and roll and his entire body twitches as I drag his body around the room as a display of superiority.
Words fall from mouth like shit from ass
>that scene where varro busts a fat nut inside a slave girl while all the roman women are watching and giggling.
god I wish that were me
are the other seasons worth watching?
the entire show is shlockino
didn't spartacus's actor die though?
yes
>make him do it again
the guy who replaced him did the best he could
>tfw I got to wait like 10 min before I can go agian
I would probably disappoint them
shame out they cucked up his character
why would you want a guy to cum inside you? you're fucking weird dude
HOLD FUCKING TONGUE
He didn't pull out, he just kept fucking so his dick had no reason to go flaccid
ANONS! WHAT IS BENEATH YOUR FEET?
pretty sure he did. at the end he sort of sits back up and grabs her to get back in position
ah the old switcharoo
It’s feels absolutely INCREDIBLE
did Romans really have exhibition sex parties like that where they just watched people fuck?
like porn?
>""""undefeated gaul""""
Make way for Tiberius Licinius "Everywhere I go, I must also rape" Crassus
Are you Tardatii Maximus? The answer to both these incognitas is yes
Fuck Ilithya was such a cunty cunt but probably the hottest chick on the show.
S1 > good shit > diarrea > all other seasons
>creepy shirtless man asks question
>"do you stand fucking roman"
>"do I stand roman?"
>"yes"
>"do I stand fucking roman? like, thats a way to stand"
>"uhhhh do you stand fucking.... roman...?"
>"that question doesn't make sense. you need to make sense you coward"
>"uhhmmm i mean, you roman stand?"
>"fuck outa here lest you lookin to get boned"
>"yes sir"
This is what would happen OP. You fuckface.
The based man speaks!
this guy likes spreading his ass
If a guy was cumming in my butt I seriously doubt I could cease laughing so neither of us would enjoy anything about it I'm sure haha. Guess I can't be gay then. :o)
Why did this show try to humiliate Caesar by showing him getting raped by some young kid? Did this really happen?
romans sound pretty based. Wish that was still a thing because its my fetish to be watched like that
no girl I've been with has been willing to let somebody watch us though
I don't think laughing would have the effect you think it would.
kill yourself. that's the most unfunny shit I've read all week. seriously kys
I think he fucked one of the cougar blonde characters. Or maybe I'm thinking of a different character. Theres one scene where a girl gets in the bath with some like 13 year old kid and its implied she fucks him
>kys
I won't.
yeah I think tiberious rapes him after ceasar kicks his ass
Yes, read War of the Gauls; Caesar himself writes he buttfucks entire villages for the lulz.
I meant this
how the hell did they get away with that?
Ask him if he's single, monogamous, and vers in that order.
Back hand him until he falls to the floor, then sodomize his peehole as I assert dominance.
forgot link lol
youtube.com
didchya hear me? I said I won't. Answer coward. going to find you follow you to your car your house watch you while you sleep stare at your eyeballs move stuff around in your house at night mess with your toothbrush shit in your shampoo all because of your comment
Why did her career die bros?
The writers were just having fun with it. Technically it's not impossible, there is little information about Caesar's early life, and at the time of Spartacus' war Caesar was in the military. So yes, he might very well have been ass raped by Crassus' son.
because she showed them too soon
Make me.
word fall from mouth like shit from ass
Can you too soon?
are you asking to see my dick you queer?
that scene with her in full lust mode watching varro fuck that girl is still some of the hottest shit I've ever seen. She looked like she was in heat
>Roman society viewed the passive role during sexual activity, regardless of gender, to be a sign of submission or inferiority. Indeed, Suetonius says that in Caesar's Gallic triumph, his soldiers sang that, "Caesar may have conquered the Gauls, but Nicomedes conquered Caesar."[145] According to Cicero, Bibulus, Gaius Memmius, and others (mainly Caesar's enemies), he had an affair with Nicomedes IV of Bithynia early in his career. The tales were repeated, referring to Caesar as the Queen of Bithynia, by some Roman politicians as a way to humiliate him. Caesar himself denied the accusations repeatedly throughout his lifetime, and according to Cassius Dio, even under oath on one occasion.[146] This form of slander was popular during this time in the Roman Republic to demean and discredit political opponents. A favorite tactic used by the opposition was to accuse a popular political rival as living a Hellenistic lifestyle based on Greek and Eastern culture, where homosexuality and a lavish lifestyle were more acceptable than in Roman tradition.
>tfw it's been almost 6 years since the finale
wish I could go back bros
>spartacus premier was almost 10 years ago
I remember way back being a freshman in highschool and my world history teacher was super hot with anime tier tits that made no sense and she mentioned how she had watched the show and loved it, and mentally at the time I reallised she had seen all the sex scenes too like the varro oneAnd that was the hottest shit to me at that time knowing she had watched that stuff
Looking for moobs.
Nobility yes. Commoners no.
Army and masses were much more prudish
This show had so many 10/10s.
Based
5 years but it's pretty huge already.
Goddamn Andy died 8 years ago, life is unfair
that woman was probably into some really dirty sex stuff
even the worst girls were still super hot
But what of good Solonius?
literally facebook tier comment
Once again the gods spread cheek and ram cock in fucking ass!
You are not absent skill
>But what of good Cossutius?
Fixed
You probably busted a few nutts imagining how she might have touched herself watching those scenes.
*stares with his teeth*
Nor will to live.
>GANNICUS GANNICUS GANNICUS
Based
No homo but Gannicus's actor was really good looking in the show and he's ugly IRL
Kinda surprised never seen this except for female actors
>first season aired almost 10 years ago
time sure does fly, anons...
No the Romans were prudes when it came to sex. The Roman orgy is a Hollywood convention justified by Christian writings depicting the depravity of pagan society. It would be very common for rich men to have extra-marital affairs but everything was kept private and public displays of affection were shunned. I forget where but one Roman historian recounts a Politician being shamed and removed from office because he kissed his wife in front of his daughter.
He was 15 and that was the age a boy became a man back then. When your life expectancy is 45 you have to grow up fast
Sauce, which historian was this? Sounds like slander to me.
BATIATUS
BATIATUS
BATIATUS
Based good Solonius poster
I support Rome and these rebel scum deserve death.
god I wish that was me
No it is a trope with no little basis in reality besides a few crazy emperors
aaaagggghhhhhh
>Ruins the show and the rebellion
That paragraph is from Wikipedia. Conclusively knowing whether or not Caesar ever took it in the ass is probably lost to history. We just know that the allegation was used by his political rivals and Caesar himself denied the allegations.
thats disappointing desu
>Tits, ass and cunt. All appear to be without disease or deformity. Which tells me the fault is not in the flesh, but in the bitch.
mira best girl. just wanted spartacus to love her
>Return to his cell tonight and I expect his cock in you. Or you'll find a sword in its place.
Orgies were a thing, not that common but they definitely happened.
was crixus a chad? he kept cucking that maid girl with her walking in on him fucking domina and her wathcing, but she still liked him even though she was completely cucked
>was the undefeated gaul a chad
this guy's ass had the best shape.
perfectly plump and juicy
>that scene where she cries as the man she loves fucks his master and cums inside her, knowing full well she is there watching
based
How do you explain documented accounts of Claudius' whore wife having a public contest with a local whore to see who could fuck the most men?
thats a whole lot less hot when you realize it was probably all dudes watching the action
>ywn watch this scene on Yea Forums's live stream again
en.wikipedia.org
this guy was a riot
Check if Manu was the cast member who wore a prosthetic cock.
I'm not bringing it up because I think it's hot, I'm curious how user thinks Roman society was prudish despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. Shit, there's plenty of existing writings from commoners and street graffiti showing the lower classes were anything but prudes.
Liam surpasses Andy in the final episode and the final season is overall the best.
>The last season was getting so predictable and boring I stopped watching
I really only liked the Andy and prequel season
taste falls from ass like capeshit from marvel
isn't it considered to be fake since they were trying to smear him and his wife?
>grandmother organizes a coup to place Elagabulus in power
>realizes she fucked up and has her own grandson assassinated just a few years later
>not liking Gods of the Arena or the first season of the show
Andy's Spartacus was a combo of arrogant, playful, soulful and selfish.
Liam just coudn't match him, I think the writers for seasons 2 & 3 also lost sight of what Spartacus actually wanted.
That's not what he's implying, pleb.
The people who "documented" it hated Claudius and wrote it down after he died.
is he okay?
>When your life expectancy is 45
nice meme
To be fair after a while they're all a bunch of morons, couldn't root for them or the Romans.
Too bad Andy died, Liam did a pretty good job, especially since he played the character knowning full well he was stepping in big shoes, but the last seasons with Andy as lead would've been god tier
Good Solonius is Best Solonius
nu-naevia was the biggest tragedy that happened to this show, only surpassed by Andy's death
can someone explain the stand roman thing? I havent' seen this show and I wanna be in on the meme
if you like sucking dick, sure
>Nah bro, i'm italic
He was also a Tribune in Crassus army at the time
Fucking this, every bit of dialogue she was involved in made me squirm.
>All that segmentata
I managed to suspend my historical autism and enjoy the show up until this point.
prequel season was the best. RIP good solonius.
>Romans stop being retarded and begin using their shields more
>Spartacus starts losing
What did they mean by this
BLOOD AND SAND DOCTORE
>Ilythia will never look at you like this.
What is it about evil women that makes them so hot?
No, that would have been the guy that played Segovax, aka the one with the horse cock.
Men love a woman that will challenge them, it makes it that much hotter when you deep dick them and they beg you to stop. It helps when Ilithyia is 100% perfection
Crassus building a giant fucking wall was predictable?
I wish to alter my bet
you stand fucking retard
I'm in the middle of Season 2. When does "stand Roman" start?
its aready happened a lot, and will happen a lot more, pay more attention to crixus
>what Spartacus actually wanted
uh revenge, I don't think they ever lose sight of that
thats like 8 inches flacid jesus
its also clearly fake
It was such a waste there wasent any lewd scenes with this dude. like the girls laughing while one of the slave girls gags on it or something
the entire story line of the batiatus ludis, is they turned into a secret sex club for rich romans to gain favor, they would go their to indulge because if found out in rome they would be well suicided probably
was that mostly men or women that went there?
both, thats the point and in fine brothel fashion they then blackmail them
must have felt amazing to be a gladiator forced through all that crazy training, then one day all of a sudden you get to just fuck some noble woman.
I wish more shows had this level of lewdness while still maintaining a good story with action
>Roman
That beast is no Roman. Gauls are a savage people.
Liam did a fine job but this is the most retarded opinion I have ever seen in all my years on Yea Forums
*cracks whip*
SACRED GROUND DOCTORE
I don’t think anyone is to blame. Liam did a good job with what he was given, I’d say the vast majority of actors would refuse the role entirely or fail miserably. Even if he gave one of the best performances in television history people would still prefer Andy just because of all the life events.
Yea, war of the damned is imo the best season but
>Liam did a better job then Andy
is pure stupidity
These shows were awful.
>a Politician being shamed and removed from office because he kissed his wife in front of his daughter
that's pretty fucking based
post again and see keyboard ripped from fucking hands
I'm actually watching the final season right now.
1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the only thing that brings 4 up are the Roman characters.
just like all decadent authoritarian societies in decline
>no foreskin piercing
bullshit show
might watch. is there any penis?
I yell THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEN
All well and great until this happens.
yes. a lot more tiddies and merkins though
i was not expecting a show like this to do something like that
or this
Sam Raimi was the producer of this show
I want a slave gf so bad
back off mira is mine
I fucking knew it
ONCE AGAIN THE GODS SPREAD CHEEKS AND RAM COCK IN ASS
Fite me
everyone always remembers this one but forget that he also says
FORTUNE FAVORS US AND GODS HAVE REMOVED COCK FROM FUCKING ASS
I still love the fucking brutality of that whole episode where spartacus is sent to the pit fighting ring
We will never get a show like this again
we probably wont ever get a show with so many beautiful women again either, think about that.
what show is this?
I don't know user. never underestimate the power of male hornyness. maybe it will be 50 years from now and we get a show even more explicit after all the boomers die and the country becomes less prudish. I imagine we're not far away from TV sex like spartacus being fairly common place.
>mfw
spartacus. its on netflix
user finna bouta jerk off tonight but stay for the plot and action
cheers, thought it was rome
both spartacus and rome are cancelled, right?
spartacus finished. it has like 4 seasons I think. first is the best though and 2nd is a prequel
nah, didn't read the thread, just rewatched gladiator last night and want to watch more shit from that period of time
Funny as fuck
if you like 300 you'll love the show. the fighting is very similar in style
CHOOSE YOUR POISON
Center left
Ilythia, Naevia (original) and that slave girl that sucked Batiatus
by slave girl do you mean the one with the HUUUGEE titties he fucked in front of his wife?
One thing I will shit on Season 1 for is their godawful Pilot episode. Holy shit it's so cringe I wanna kms
This show is like a live action anime. We need another one like it.
>50 years from now
lmao society is collapsing a lot sooner than that
If i could only have half of them then i'd go Viva,Lucy,Jaime,Katrina,Ellen & Gwendoline.
probably right. maybe 10 years is a more conservative estimate. every other show now a days has some rough doggystyle sex scene from some black guy
Why was Sura such a prude?
FUCK what episode is this again?
This girl was my favorite
season 1 episode 3 "legends" I think its 30 min into the episode
I'm trying to remember. did she have any lewd scenes?
Based high school kid
kid did nothing wrong
Her and the gay kiwi twink chronicles ruined s3+ for me I can't rewatch them.
A shame as it's a otherwise excellent show
t. incels
I remember a video where Erin Cummings talked with Carrie Keagan about the best way to suck dick. Where did it all go wrong?
Sadly not. She acted real horny the whole time though, turned on by the brutish slaves and what not
Xena kiwi Princess now Nd forever she's been my mumfu crush since I was a small kid still would
T. Opedious chadson
which row/column is that?
Batiartuses wife 2nd from the left top row
She's a nerd.
Loved her in ash VS evil dead TV series she was the only good new demon
Reee demon mummy suck my cummies
Atia > all of those
Gaia
milk truck has arrived
Juicy Lucy
missile tits isn't on here
True Roman cunny, for true Romans
BIG TIDDIES AND PUSY YYAAASSS
shes not there but I like that jewish/egyption looking girl that varro fucks. I think its aria Dickson. not really her face but something about her tits I really like
Lawless in her Xena days 2bh
took me a 5th rewatch to realize thats gnaeus
>Sadly not.
she spent three episode getting railed by glaber
HOTTEST SCENE IN THE SHOW HANDS DOWN NO DEBATE
Implication
someone post a version that isn't spead up
was it kino?
You mean this?
because she's australian and the opportunities for australian actors are slim unless they move to LA and do the casting couch tour
cuts out the fact that she's about to fuck that 15 year old though
Ey Spartacus!
M'ask you somethin
>implying
Dropped this show after the garbage pilot. It was everything critics of the show claimed it to be - an ugly, poorly executed 300 clone.
Came back to it years later and really kick myself for not staying with it. One of the most entertaining series ever made, pure unadulterated bro-kino. But fuck me, I still skip that first ep on every rewatch.
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>lucy lawless pulls the curtain on them just as spartacus is straight up pounding her
>both girls grin and bite their lips
MUH DIK
fuck this guy and his faggy mannerisms
This is scene is too over edited
And the masks ruin it (yes I know they're the point in the scene)
The riding was kind of hot though
>the masks ruin it
no it doesnt, it carries the point that gods are active in the series, and aesthetic
>mfw when random hermaphrodite in the underground fighting arena episode
pretty sure it was like a strap on. I thought it was too at first though
the whole show is a prime example of so bad that it's good. everything about it is in such poor taste yet i couldn't help but binge the whole thing and love every minute of it.
It's the only sex scene Ilythia is in and it's obviously a body double
What's the point?
>was it kino
YES
It really was. It's one of the few examples of blatant gratuitous homsex in tv that I honestly didn't mind because EVERYTHING was fucking blantant and gratuitous so why not that too?
The scene where she goes full heat/lust watching the gladiators fuck is hotter than any sex scene anyway
Body double
Are you serious m8? Viva got naked like half a dozen times in her 21 episodes
Only a onions boy beta cuck would think there was anything hotter than watching a woman get railed
There's a difference between a nudity and a sex scene clause in a contract
no you don't get it. its hot because you imagine the girls are watching you. exhibitionism is a chad fetish
So hard to choose.
1 - The German slave, horny and willing to die fighting with you
2- Lilithya for crazy psycho sex
3 - Kore because having sex slave is kinda of hot and she's caring
4- Laeta, proud Roman girl and then absolute kinky slut
5 - At last but not least, Mira
this thread is making me realizse how litterly almost every girl in the show was like 10/10
the director is a god among men
Mira will never bathe in your semen
Why Live?
the main attraction of the show besides the tits) was how great the characters all played off of one other. Independently they are shallow archetypes but somehow they managed to pull off interpersonal drama really well. Not sure if it was good writing, talented actors or both. Was surprised to find myself getting emotional over roman fap fodder when Spartacus was forced to kill Varro.
I was honestly surprised when they killed off varro
Ilithyia > Seppia > Lucretia > Melitta > Worth mentioning > Everyone else for me
Is this show worth watching or what? I haven't gotten a straight answer in literally years I've seen this posted on Yea Forums.
first episode is shit but the first season gets better throughout
if you're not into it by the time spartacus becomes champion, drop it
gonna need a top 5 to answer accurately.
its actually really good. lots of sex and violence if you like that. great characters too. its like game of thrones but Yea Forums aproved starts out meh but gets progressivly more amazing so just try to make it through the first few episodes
If you're prepared to absolutely fucking turn your brain off then it's pure kino
Wait, is this considered big? My dick is bigger than that flaccid
if you can make it past the first few episodes you'll love it. seriously they feel like a parody at times.
it only gets good once those gay ass waifu flashbacks end
he is flacid
post it or you're lying
Chadxus
He jobs later on in the series though but for a while he was chad
agreed, augustus exiled his own daughter for excessive adultery
Seasons 1 & 2 are great, with a slow start.
After that it's middling.
If you liked black sails, and wanted it to be more retarded, violent and lewd, then you'll like Spartacus.
I don't think I have that much semen
I STAND FUCKING ROMAN! JUPITER RAMS COCK IN YOUR ASS SLAVE! I AM PATRICIAN! YOU ARE NOTHING! MY PATRONS WILL PROTECT ME AS YOU DIE IN THE ARENA!
Such as fucking shame we didn't get a follow up series about the Triumvirate in the same style/universe.
i detect subtle response to spartacus threads on Yea Forums
you begin to enjoy my cock inside of you
>i respect your opinion but
Beta and unenlightened
Somebody needed to go full Mountain on Ashur.
This isn't reddit
>no torpedo-tits gf
LMFAOING at your pleb fest
>implying Ashur isn't based
godamn this show had some top tier waifus
that makes it hotter you plebian
I think that is his point
I tell him that Rome is a shithole. Rule Germania.
Do you?
I had the BIGGEST fucking hard on for Marisa Ramirez back in the day.
Well, if you think about it logically...
She got cucked by crixus like 3 times. It was almost a running joke
Who's this?
Sand?
definitely absolutely utterly that blonde roman cunty chick that's obsessed and crazy (middle, 2nd from left)
she was so god damn cunty that's the biggest turn on ever
hate fucking some bitch that obviously only tough talks and behaves like an asshole because she wants to get hate fucked is the best fucking ever
>put cock in ass
that germanic slut was hot
probably the only role jay courtney was good in
>tfw too late to legally be able to buy germanic sex slaves
bro post the spartucus and Ilythia one
He ended up getting cucked pretty hard by Ashur.
I haven't seen the series in years so I forget most of it but it was a good series rip andy whitfield.
why isn't this gif moving
Remove my cloth and pray for a quick nut
everyone got cucked by asher, even asher
Lad is in great nick for an older fella
he is not without skill
still can't identify the first one
probably spartacus' wife from the first episode
i doubt anybody watches that one twice
no thats 2nd down 4th across
Wrong girl, this is the one Gannicus had the hots for. And I agree, I don't think he got nude at all but was hot as fuck.
That scene,man. That scene... ;_;7
doctoris wife, and I thought she did during her last sex scene with gannicus, might be wrong tho
Arrogant women like her are the best to fuck. Their pussies are the best there is an they know it.
Then he'd cave your fucking head in while you walk away like a gentlesir
asher is such a cunt
when i first watched blood and sand in 2011 i wondered why he wanst a big star, dude is charismatic but he's 5'8
and yet his cock rages on
are you talking about gannicus? because he wasn't in blood and sand
call the police, what is this guy doing in my house?
pissing, to complete the aroma
oh shit, i mean gods of the arena
>whats this guy doing in my house
He's asking if you stand fucking roman, see question answered
Dustin Clare is his name, iirc
well the actor that played gannicus has been in a few australian dramas
pretty sure he was a gigolo in Satisfaction and was probably in one of the Underbelly seasons at some point
>underbelly
I knew I had seen him in something else, based manlet bestbro
once more based Spartacus thread concludes, and yet for all time cock rages on