I KNOW THAT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO COME BACK AROUND!

chilly outside, why not put on a cardigan

I remember my dole days fondly. Falling asleep early in the morning to this.

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME!

Karl's I am jazz pasta is kino

RRRRRRICHARD ANDERSON

Post it?

I mean what's the point of giving africans glasses?
they'll just realise how shit africa is and get more depressed

Is Ricky's SiriusXM show good?

Was the first time Karl being introduced to the show recorded or is it lost to time?

I think he's introduced in what's usually referred to as "Series 0", where it's just Ricky and Steve, but Karl is working with them and occasionally they get him to do dumb shit.

The radio show is exponentially funnier than the podcasts, mainly because you're constantly reminded that they were being broadcast on London radio the entire time. It's also surprisingly more hostile as well though; Karl and Steve get at each other's throats a lot in the first couple of series, and it's so jarring considering how they are in the podcasts by comparison.

Yup, I love how angry Steve got towards Karl too, he thought he could one up him but Karl always had a zinger straight back at him. I always remember that time when Karl called him an invalid and you just heard the breathe being taken out of Rickys mouth.

honestly can you imagine turning on the radio and hearing the kind of friction and anger that would happen on some of the xfm shows? it's so fucking rare for radio shows to be as real as they were, especially at that time

Dear Rick, sorry i haven't been tuning in lately, i've been busy watching a puddle evaporate. Glad to see you haven't tinkered with the show's winning formula by trying to introduce any quality into it.

>youtube.com/watch?v=vqhMxATLeks

Underrated moment

the shit karl believed lol

uh user
that was a skit, them pretending to be offended is the punchline

It was not a skit, Ricky was scared shitless because they could have been taken off the air.

Fortean Times is real journalism, ya twat.

>turns out, little hairy fellow
>ABSOLUTE DRIVEL PLAY A RECORD
>let him finish!!!

it was clearly a skit
they've said way worse stuff to each other and on air pal

it was like a scene from the office, you have to be a literal retard to think they were serious

>they've said way worse stuff to each other and on air pal
Like what? I dont know what to tell you but calling someone an invalid is a very very bad thing in the UK. It's like calling someone a cunt live on air.

>oh its on the internet!
based joe rogan argument

You must not be from the uk if you believe that m8.

He fucks cats.

i'm a bongoloid myself big guy
and idk, maybe shitting on chinese people for an hour, swearing on air, making fun of the disabled every week etc

it was a skit, kinda weird that you can't see that as it's textbook bong humour

DING DONG

shambles...

turns out

little monkey fella

You must be underage then, because if you called someone an invalid back in the 00s it's like calling a retard a retard straight to their face.
They were not racist against chinese people, swearing was okay if it was done in small doses, and they never made fun of disabled people, they had to state that everytime Karl brought it up.
If you think it's a skit you must be straight up autistic or underage.

>that's
>BECAUSE
>the chiiiiiiiiiiiiiineese
>Look
>OLDERRRRR

these smug little brits have a shelf life of about 3 years, on average, in the American media arena.

Ricky is long past his freshness date.

it was a skit though
go back and listen to it again, it's clearly ricky and steve acting offended as a joke

you can feel free not to believe me but it clearly was, there's even another guy in the thread backing me up pal

>well, chinese, yeah, great people, right? the women, really good lookin as...as younger people

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=k_bU_67UEAc

you're making yourself look like a bit of a twat

Educate me Karl. What do you have this week?
>Well, erm, bit of medical news, 'n', that. You know those transvestite guys who sort of get their nobs cut off?
Yeah, 'transgenders'. Not 'transvestites'. And they're not guys, they're women.
>...
You've confused him Rick.
AHAHAHA I wish this wasn't radio and people could see his face! That is the most gormless expression I've ever seen in my life.
Hahaha, carry on Karl.
>So uh, there's this little boy who's been on drugs and that to make him grow boobs but, errr, those drugs also made his nob not grow.
'She', Karl, but ok.
>So her nob... her nob? Whatever, his nob was too small to make one of them fake vaginas. So they sort of used a bit of his arse.
They what?
>They turned his arse into a vagina.
NO! I HAVE TO STOP YOU THERE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THEY TURNED HIS ARSE INTO A VAGINA? YOU'RE A FUCKING MENTALIST KARL.
>No it's true, they've made a documentary about it and everything. So anyway-
KARL THINK ABOU-
Let him speak Rick!
>So anyway, they turned his arse into a vagina and as he was leaving the hospital it sort of... exploded.
Right, we're never doing this again. You are a fucking moron Karl. A total fucking buffoon.

I don't know what it is exactly but something about Ricky's face just bothers the bloody shit out of me, and whenever I hear his voice I immediately imagine his grinning visage in front of me and I feel this heat rising in my gut all the way down to my fists and I almost punch the air where I imagine his face would be

bit weird

kek

Autism

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Imagine listening to this live, max comfy

>R: OOH, chimpanzee that, go.
>K: shambles...
>S: *HURRY UP!!!*

one of the funniest most unexpected Steve moments

Holy shit didn't realize that was him until today

lmao

you are now imagining Stephen Merchant doing the Kramer rant looking like this

DICKY DOCKY DOO!!

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HOMELESS CHINESE FELLA

man alive..

what's a congress tart?
just - I love 'em - it's me fav - I can't get 'em in London, right

>could do with shooting off sort of soonish...

THE DICK MEISTER

AND HE GETS MONDAYS OFF

>i dont know what the pc term is, but you might be retarded
>the whole kant rant

Karl is the smartest of the three

wew
you can actually see the part where his heart got ripped in two. there's tons of skits on the show mate, not everything was off the cuff i'm afraid

samefag

>what you think about that karl?
>wait till you hit 30

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nice edit.

do you actually think I care about you to samefag and then spend 19 hours in paint editing my samefag?

The Jamaican fella said this on the Titanic

>spend 19 hours in paint
takes less than 5 seconds.

Now I do

you're gay and dumb
go away

>calling someone an invalid is a very very bad thing in the UK
They literally had a segment called "Cheeky freak of the week" they didn't give a fuck

no

you're retarded

Didn't Karl have a new show or something out?

>have I told you about the immune system?

Few moments top this

>where's your brother?

>he died

CHRIST
DE BERG