Sex scene

non white families dont kick their offspring out like hateful savages

op here, 20 and yeah, why not?

thirty five and a half

>Mom scene
>sex comes in

I live with my parents and will be 28 in a few weeks

>mom scene
>sex comes in

leave me alone you big bully

>come on board
>it's full of r*dditors trying to be funny

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Thirty eight and a half. My birthday is on 30th July

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>thirty five and a half
Based

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53

IT’S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT I’M TOO RETARDED TO SUPPORT MYSELF FUCKING LAY OF AAAAAAAAAAAH

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Hey, I don't live with my parents, my parents live with me.

>sex scene
>cum in mom

Based

Someone needs to feed my Grandparents dinner every night and we can't afford a nursing home, so here I sit at 30 in a bedroom that I call mine at their home. At least it feels like it has more purpose than sitting in a basement at your Mom's eating tendies.

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I told you not to do this again.

must be hard as an american , you knowbecause of the "your parents dont love you and they cut off part of your penis " stuff

That and they're conditioned to toss you out on your ass after 18 years of not really parenting much because it's hard and there's stuff on TV.
Enjoy the job hunt, sport! Just remember to look 'em in the hand and give 'em a firm eyeshake!

>he wastes his money on rent
Imagine being a retard

>sex scene
>dad comes in my butt

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>>sex scene
>>mom comes in

Is you dad Lionel Messi?

Moved out long ago

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>Still living with your mom
You must be 18 to post here.

Whos that actress anyways?

>you come into my room
>your mom cums

My kid is getting kicked out at 18 so he doesn't end up like the people on /pol/

>Sex scene
>Tfw no cute boy who cums in my butt everyday and tells me how much he loves me as we cuddle together in our underwear, with me being the small spoon, while watching kino flicks on my tv as we eat some delicious ice cream and drink Pepsi together
Its not fair bros T_T

instead he’ll end up a street walking trannie on /lgbt:

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That's very sweet, fren. Hope they're okay

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If you want to pay for my food and rent I can do that for you

>mom sex
>comes in scene

tranny

or you could be a normal white person. go to university for 4 years. get a six figure job afterwards. live on your own so you have privacy and can be a mature adult. visit parents on the weekend and help them out. get married and have kids.

or maybe not, yeah it's better to work at walmart and eat tendies with your parents until you're 40.

>watching that entire scene with your two parents as a teenager

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Kek based

If you still live with your parents and/ or are still a virgin past the age of 20, you're an embarrassment

Pro-tip you can have a good job and with your family. It’s not really frowned upon outside of America.

>or maybe not, yeah it's better to work at walmart and eat tendies with your parents until you're 40.
This, but with no work at all.

why is bruce willis groping finn wolfhard

>sex scenes comes on
>dad rubs my moms thigh

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He ate her out too then she blew him

Actress is Lauren Holly

And you sst there watching instead of going to the other room so they could have privacy while they work on giving you a brother/sister. Pretty inconsiderate țbh

And you sst there watching instead of being an alpha and stopping your dad from raping your mom so you can have her all for yourself. Pretty beta desu

I wish you the best, it can't be easy.
Hopefully they appreciate what you're doing for them.

Don't see the issue with living with your parents as long as you have a job

Based can't decide which response to use so he just posts both user

>sex scene
>mom comes

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>sex scene
>MC doesn’t fart when he finishes

Shame she took the bogpill.

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>I come in
>your mom comes

>rex scene
>gold bloomes in

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Gay

27 over here, virgin with no end in sight, have a degree and a full time job but still can't afford a place to myself
my mom's also riddled with cancer so I got to help her with a bunch of stuff, I am going to miss her so much when she passes

wtf men

Stop it.

>sex scene
>go knock on mom's door to show her

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>sex scene mom
>comes in

I´M THE ONLY FUCKING ONE!
COME ON GUYS!
So fuckn obvious!

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Based.

>Pepsi together
You got me until that. I'm a healthy person.

>TFW 26 and moving back in with my parents in 2 months

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>watch late tv because bored but not sleepy yet
>some movie starts, lalala actor names
>mom comes in
>user why are not sleeping tomorrow will be a new sunny day
>movie name pronounced in a loud and naughly manner
>CYBERSEEEEEKS
>mom jumps to the tv, turns it off, slaps me, go to sleep user

>horror movie
>literally no noise
>woman gets hurt
>LOUD SEXUAL MOANING
why do movies do this?

My grandma moved to my place after grandpa died, I love her very much and I was scared that she'll pass after him due to depression, many such cases. She is 74 but is very healthy. She cook me food, does shores, goes to market, pays some bills... and keeps asking me why i'm not married yet. Ugh.