Movietime with Adolph

You get to teleport Reichschancellor Adolph Hitler from 1936 to your private home movie theater, tell him what country he's in and what time, and show him one movie, at the end of which he goes back to his time, remembering what he saw.

You can pick the movie, or give him 30 minutes to choose from your hypothetical unlimited collection.

For example, I choose A New Hope.

Attached: hitler.jpg (350x350, 35K)

I teleport him then shoot him in the face

Downfall

Attached: downfall.jpg (480x358, 10K)

Show him a WW2 doc to show him where he went wrong and how to improve.

The Man in the High Castle and tell him it's a documentary

I'm a Jew so this isn't a good idea :/

>Show him a WW2 doc to show him where he went wrong and how to improve.

>2019
>Still being an edgy nazi online

Attached: 1548174800636.png (396x385, 133K)

Black Klansman.
We'll be having a hootin tootin time.

>le reddit frog
Opinion discarded.

The SpiderRaimi cut

pink flamingos

wow, you nazis sure are bright.

First 30 minutes of the fellowship of the ring

I show him some how to make a nuke documentary

Alita Battle Angel

Mean girls

Alita battle angel

Avengers Infinity War

Show him pic related so he will decide to do continue with his autistic propaganda

Attached: 1535108785281.jpg (1000x667, 396K)

Lol you are too cute

why?

Human Centipede

Because that's really fucked up idea.

Why?
I haven't scene it yet

Goodfellas

Probably something comfy like "Jurassic Park". Maybe it'll inspire him to do other things. He really is kind of a one note guy.

This is the only answer if you really want to change the world. It will show him all of the places he fucked up. I watched this over the weekend for the first time since about 2011 and my god I forgot how devastating it is.

Irreversible

The greatest story never told

>He really is kind of a one note guy.
>Greatest economic turnaround in world history
>killed more Russians than anyone ever
>muh autobahn
That’s not fair user
Pic related would give him enough to build the bomb. That’s what we would watch.

Attached: 919F8CA3-55B7-491C-A4BB-00661D8C4B3E.jpg (220x258, 26K)

Springtime for Hitler

I would show him the TLC channel

I don't see how that's messed up. Can you elaborate?

First post fucking BEST post!

>Timeline shifts
>user ceases to exist

Attached: D3AA9C25-250B-4ABA-B634-2F07E3875ED5.gif (444x444, 2.56M)

Its gotta be Footloose

Antiques roadshow

Kanał

Der Fuhers Face while drinking some beers for goods times sake

It's easy: Charly Chaplin marathon.

also a good one

I'd show him a documentary so he could realize that it might've been better to annihilate the Brits at Dunkirk than spare them. Also might help him realize the importance of destroying British radar and airfields instead of meming on L O N D O N

Judgment at Nuremberg (1961)
Hopefully his eventual colourful commentary will lighten up the movie. The bourgeoisie ethics was beginning to drain on me.

Obviously Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo

>Greatest economic turnaround in world history
Nazi economic miracle is a meme

>it might've been better to annihilate the Brits at Dunkirk
Hitler didn’t spare them. The tanks were pulling too far ahead of the infantry and how to consolidate their gains lest an allied counter attack broke their stretched lines

COPE

lol

whatever you say, kraut

Attached: 1527954264904.jpg (500x500, 40K)

But if user ceased to exist then it would be undone because he wouldn’t be able to kill Hitler in the first place.

home alone 3

some D day movie so he knew where to stop the invasion that killed europe

>serious answer
Alice in Wonderland or Robin Hood.
>joke answer
Look Who's Back

The Matrix

>Be kinophile (Hitler loved film)
>See first 30 minutes of best fantasy film ever with color and effects you can't even...
>Get booted back to 1936

some overwrought holocaust movie. imagine letting him know that in the future hitler and satan may as well be synonymous.

That's what they all say what about Stalin

Stalin was a homosexual

Maybe then he would really dab on dem heebs

Schindler's List

The Producers of course.

>'itler di'n't spah'em. 'eh tanks wah too fah a'ed uvee infantry an' 'ow to consolidaite theyah gains les' an alloid coun'er attack broke theyah stretched loins
ftfy you seething Anglo cuck. You're lucky Hitler valued his fellow white man more than your kind.

based

based


nazi = BAD

PUNCH NAZIS

HAHAHURRRR

*sips onions*