Which of the 2 is the better character on the Emmy Award winning show The Big Bang Theory?

bernadette is
id do her if i could

I love how people unironically think they are too smart for TBBT.

Pet rabbits are a major red flag for mental illness in women.

what?
that show is just a shitty cringe fest for the pseudo-intellectual

the little one. the other one is too big. i'm just a 5'10" Duke of manlets. she looks enormous.

I love how people unironically think that TBBT is too smart for people.

feet

more pls

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Big Khazar milkers or generic blonde schicksa.
Tough.

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Rauch is one of the hottest women on earth while the other is a average roastie

I've always wanted Penny and Sheldon to get together instead, at least for one night

Cuoco has a weird body and bad fake tits, good ass, tolerable face, so the Penny character gets points deducted and added for that accordingly. Penny herself is a cunt.

Melissa is hot, but tiny, kinda a double edeged sword on that, her face is okay but her profile is that if a shark. Bernie is kinda a cunt, but more often she's sweet.

Bernie wins

Usually a strong argument. Bernadette needs to just become 8ft tall. They could figure out a way to write that into the show

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>preferring the skinny fat chick over the athlete with big tits
the gay bus is about to leave, here is your ticket sir

How does sex work when there's over a foot of difference between partners?

Like, how could I bend Melissa Rauch over a bed or table and fuck her from behind if her pussy would only come up to like my knees?

please explain

true

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You just don't have much standing sex. Or when you do you just lift them up. I had a 5'1" 90lb gf in hs.

The one that is supposed to be hot looks like a fucking bar pig. The one that is supposed to be an unattractive dork is fucking hot.

pillows my dude

explain more

You do squats so you have stronger legs to hold her up obviously

You use them like a fucking fleshlight, which also drives them absolutely bonkers.
And IS the reason why they always go for the tall ones.

Obviously helps when you can actually lift the silly things.

The whole cast is so stunning and so brave!

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the midgets boobs are too big

how the fuck do you use a fleshlight

you take that back

Penny is a wall hitting roastie who fucked every dick in the state until she lost her looks and settled for the beta provider that she still thinks she's too good for. So the other one.

Bernadette

no and she's a whore too, she said it herself

cuoco is only 5'6 she just looks bigger because everyone but sheldon is under 5'7

she also regularly steals from her husband and used money she took out of his faggy batmanstatue to buy him a birthday present
cue laugh track
i wish i was joking

>skinny fat
Yeah no, i hope at least you're below your BF% dyel faggot.

Black nail polish is kino polish

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will wheaton's fucking concerned face god what a cuck

is that jew actually the only good thing in this show?

This will not age well

how can she look so hot in this picture and so burned out on the show?

he's the secret star of the show

Dunno, I actually like her in both terms

>implying its not already

>People on this thread choose Penny the white trash white that rode the cock carousel with like 40 guys before settling with nerd that could mean provide for her
It’s like you guys want to be cucks

>always quick to lynch whites and Trump

>when the truth comes out they say "we'll let police investigate," then throw it down the memory hole without apologizing nor addressing the anti-white hysteria the democrats are culling.

You're all faggots. What's next, discussing Rick & Morty?

IMM PICKLE PENNY

sure, why not

>what are you in for
watching every episode

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I'd give Penny my pickle

tiny and giant tit is best combo ever

ask yoa mum

Heil truth.

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rabbits are really cool and affectionate quit being a shithead however I can't deny that my wife has some serious business trust issues so carry on

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>cuts her hair
>instantly looks 15 years older
>can't say shit about
>she grows it back
>they make jokes about how bad it was

Every girl at one point in her life tries short hair. Every one of them hates it. None of them ever tell other women not to try it. Do they want to drag themselves down like crabs?

Pretty much these, there a episode were she even says, she always knew her and Leonard could comeback any time, because the only thing she needed to do was to snap her fingers and he would be there like a puppy

not true, there's that whole winona ryder manic pixie dream grill subgroup which only works with shortish hair

>that skull shape
1488

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Why does Penny, the largest friend, not simply eat the other three?

Nope, just doesn't work for me. They are good looking women, with a cool personality and a shitty hair cut.

I dislike short hair as well, in my entire life I've seen exactly one grill who looks better with it

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howard probably takes like gas fumes

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tastes

The little nerdy blonde and its not even close. Personally that's my favorite woman type. Nerdy with a huge rack.

It's as if her face projected 2 inches forward during development

Dear god...

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Literally my dream woman. Would marry and make childs with.

It's good to have a type.

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>cuoco is only 5'6 she just looks bigger because everyone but sheldon is under 5'7
>tfw if I were standing next to Penny she wouldn't be taller than my shoulders

WTF. I know TV makes everybody look bigger but sometimes it's unironically mind-blowing how big the difference can be compared to how you always pictured it in your mind.

Women tend to try a lot of things in general. Mostly out of curiosity. Other time to change (like, after a break-up). In rare cases, to impress to a concrete guy. Where's the harm?

its not a cat, and it shits all over the floor

Is it sad I want the mom more than any of the hot sisters or vergara. She just does something to me and I'm not into blondes.

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>Do they want to drag EACH OTHER down like crabs?
There corrected it for you.

Women are ETERNALLY at each others throats, there is NO camaraderie like with guys.
Just a merciless pecking order based on status, phony friendship and favors. Often even with sexual undertones and bribes.

Hence their obsession with status in ANY shape or form.

Debasing herself with short hair actually gains them favor with the herd as she makes herself less threatening to her co-cows.

The attractiveness loss is 2ndary at best, every chick knows she just has to hang out her lazy ass out the window and some thirsty fuck will come along in no time.
As long as they´re below 30.

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maybe it's because you want to fuck your own mother

She's a real cutie as opposed to overly made up Vergara and whoever the cunt playing Hayley is
And Ariel is just a stupid fattie

If you've seen her bikini pics she has a horrible roid gut.

#MeToo

My mom is a fat brunette with a wonky leg.
Or you know claire from modern family.

and thats a good thing

I saw them and I still would. I have a problem.

Just realized she kinda looks like India Summer
Time to fap

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whats wrong with her knees?

More like lizard people.
That reptile chin and those eyes..

Creeepy.

Why do you keep asking the same question when ever I post this pic?

I want answers

K H A Z A R

Dear lord, why would she want to mutilate those beauties?

Back pain and since she's a woman she chose the surgery route instead of doing rows at the gym once a week

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In fairness it's quite difficult to make attractive characters in Oblivion

Its nerd blackface

>hey sheldor what are you doing
>sheldor looks up angrily
*laugh track*
>I'm memorizing the capitals of every country
>but that's what a map is for silly
*laugh track*

I dont blame the show for being retarded, I blame the viewers for being retarded enough to keep it afloat this long.

10 years out of school I suddenly felt like learning all the countries even though I hated memorizing that shit in school
It was fun

>all those cast members not in their tv makeup
>Rauch still hot as fuck

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Reminder this happened

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The first two seasons were fine, they even focused on actual science from time to time. Then it just turned into Friends-Lite. What is the obsession with pairing all of the nerds up with women? Even Sheldon for christ's sake.

>I blame the viewers for being retarded enough to keep it afloat this long.
that is every show ever though

That's the guy that's just been arrested for being a big, stinking liar about being lynched? Jeez, actors will jump on any bandwagon.

Nice. I did the same recently, but skipped over Africa because I dont recognize the borders placed there by white colonists.

Damn son raji is a handsome man.

Blow job bruises

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Gay

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Oh dont worry the msm is already acting like nothing ever happened. My local news had been doing 5 to 10 minute pieces about smullet. And just today they did a 30 second blip saying he might have been lying and quickly moved to the next story. None of thesr people Will admit to being duped and jumping on a bandwagon like they did.

most of the people in this picture are JUSTed

Why would anyone admit it? What did you expect?
They have the option of a) admit they got bamboozled (makes them lose face in public) or b) just let it rest (makes them lose face with the people who care enough to remember, which most normies won't)

I don't know what you are trying to prove with that picture. You should try posting more of her to really emphasize your point

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still not convinced
maybe something showing more of her body?

more of this bitch in webm form?

are you serious? damn thats hard to believe she looks absolutely enormous in that pic. anyway i still pick the smol one because she has the more appealing body and kelly's face doesn't realy do it for me. she's very average. i wouldn't look twice at her if i saw her on the street desu.

like your hand

Bernadette is the better character but Penny is way qt'er and has better feet

keep going pls

Black is boring as fuck.

Because shorthair is done when a woman just completely gives up on being sexual.

All women think they can pull off the short hair look, the reality is that very few actually can.

>bunch of wealthy scientists
I have the same lamp
I got it for a dollar at a thrift shop

Just imagine he is a clerk at the whore store handling you your order.
>here you go sir
>petite blonde with large features, extra on the nose.
>enjoy

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Penny is prettier but has smaller and fake tits.

Both of them are cunts.

It's a draw.

god imagine licking her nose

This one

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reminder that the short girl has a 6'2" husband and she admits she gets evil glares from manlets whenever she holds hands with her husband in public