Scrapes toppings off with spatula

This webm is so perfect. I don't know how it's even possible.

I fucking hate this pretentious British piece of shit. Like, you go to an average restaurant and order average food that the average person eats, then spit it out like a baby when it doesn't satisfy your refined fart sniffing pallet
>bloody hell, you people eat this? *vomits* oh god that's dreadful
Give it a fucking rest. I'm sorry our plebian food isn't good enough for god himself

Dabbing the grease off isn't that bad. I've seen pizza that could use a dab. The knife and fork triggers me, though. And even when he picks it up...how do you eat pizza like a fag? He manages to do it.

I disagree for the most part, but one thing that always made me feel bad when watching was that there were other people there eating the same food when he did. In some cases it was just Ramsay overreacting but sometimes they just seemed oblivious to how shit the food was and was innocently consuming it.

Maybe it's more of a personal thing for me but that sort of thing always upsets me. Like when someone makes a bad purchase but don't know it. If they would find out or somehow gain the insight that the people around them would have they'd be embarrased. It doesn't matter if it makes them happy, seeing that shit makes me miserable. And this show was filled with those moments.

Everything just adds up. There's lots of subtle small things too like that head shake when he's talking 8 seconds in.

burrrgah

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>sweats in your food
simple. honest. rustic
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Breathtaking.
Unspoiled.
Rustic.
Gripping.
Appetising.
Hearty.

Burgah

i can't tell if these posts are just a meme or retarded. the whole point of kitchen nightmares is that the businesses are FAILING. You can't save a failing business by giving it a gentle nudge. Their best hope is someone like Ramsey trying to lift them to the highest standards.

The problem isn't always the food, though. Have you ever seen an episode where he says the food is even acceptable? I haven't.

IT'S FUCKIN' CANADIAN LOBSTES' MATE!

>sweats in your food
That's just adding salt for maximum efficiency, time rules in the kitchen after all.

>reveals new restaurant makeover
Beautiful
Rustic
Modern
Contemporary

I could go for one of those right now. Fucking gordon ramsay threads always when I'm hungry.

Fresh pizzas are known to be indestructible.

I can hear the lisp even without sound...

why is he sometimes okay with touching it and sometimes not?

honestly imagine being such a faggot that you wouldn't devour that pizza, them calling it a thin crust was laughable but that pizza looks fucking good to anyone that isn't up their own arse about food. It's pizza, aka junk food, it's supposed to be greasy as fuck, I don't think he even complained about the taste, just how greasy and "not thin crust" it was.

This is exactly how Gordon loves his pizza, thin and faggy.

It looks like fucking dog shit.

Based and redpilled, however many of the restaurants are fucking disgustingly unhygienic. There's no excuse for having piles of rotting food in your fridge.

thin crust is the definition of pizza.the crust is but a vehicle for condiments, just strudy enough to hold them. thick pizza is an oxymoron

Can .webms be kino? I think this is it. This is the one.

It IS nearly always complete shit though. Like microwaved frozen meals shit.

It's not always inherently bad food but it's not food they can justify charging people for

Why the fuck non italians wanna talk about pizza? fuck OFF food niggers

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Junk food is tasty and looks terrible who would have guessed.

>eating pizza with hands
>eating thick pizza
Homossexuals do these

I'm guessing this poster's IQ is below average, unlike his cholesterol

>taking life this seriously
are you a vegan or something? does everything you eat have to be healthy?

Damn I guess I was right about the cholesterol, huh fatty?

>I can hear the lisp even without sound...
Holy kek

Eat a burnt tortilla with a basil leaf on it, or better yet, just shovel the toppings into your mouth. Pizza crust should be similar to focaccia, any other way is for plebs.

>born during the golden years of america
>parents run a restaurant
>grow up around food, socializing, having fun and hard work
>parents get old and die
>take over the family business
>start out strong
>have a hard time finding/keeping chefs because they're all divas and think they're celebrity TV chefs
>waitresses are all thots who give your waitstaff STDs and do drugs in the bathroom
>customers stop coming because of bad products/service
>have to cheapen the food to keep the place open
>black people give you a bad review on yelp if you don't give them a free meal and a tip for coming in
>move locations to a shitty rural area because the city is too expensive
>now it's just rednecks coming in and wanted to get loaded and throw greasy slop down their kids's throats
>can't upgrade the menu because country moms hate change and their kids won't eat anything other than hotdogs and cheese pasta
>the dads and men just want to drink for cheap
>restaurant goes down hill
>call Chef Ramsay to help us out
>his staff shows up to look at everything
>tell us to riff of Ramsay and just go a long with what the producers say
>give us a patronizing explanation on how TV works and that we need to dramatize
>they tell us to not clean up after a busy night before Ramsay comes in
>tell us to run minimal staff and clear the restaurant
>they bring in their own customers
>my only waitress is high on xanax
>my chef is some mexican that works construction when he's not cooking
>chef orders some food
>make him food, it's not the greatest, but we try to make is as good as frozen greasy shit can be
>he get's the plate
>OH FUCK ME M8
>makes fun of me to the waitress, she's laughing because she's high as fuck and gave him the wrong order anyways
>he gets up and comes back to the kitchen
>berates me
>says he wants to look at the kitchen
>everytime he picks something up he just starts cursing and throwing shit around

i'll die of alcoholism before my cholesterol ever catches up to me faggot.

>ripps clingwrap and date off of container
>"what's the date on this"
>tell him it's in his hand
>his producer tells me to just say a week
>sheepishly say it's a week
>"OH FUCK OH FUCK YOU GODDAMN BASTARD"
>he calls me to the window
>shows me his food he had for lunch
>he tips the plate and a dark liquid drips out, looks like his soda
>throws and breaks my plate
>have to put up with all this for a whole two weeks
>I just want help getting my restaurant in shape
>they throw up some paint and some dollar store knick nacks around
>tables and chairs from craigslist
>ramsay made some dishes that won't sell, are too expensive, and my chef can't possible cook in volume
>it's not a goddamn italian bistro, it's a divebar in a strip mall
>i have gotten no financial counseling or any real instructions on how to do anything so far
>just some old scottish fuck saying everything is dirty
>"robust, rustic, home made, beautiful"
>producers tell me to hug Ramsay
>they leave
>get swamped with people for a month
>can't keep up because I have the same staff and building as before, but with 10x more customers
>can't keep selling $15 a lb organic bison meat for burgers, so go back to cheaper ingredients
>customers get bored and don't like the food
>business is dead
>just close it down and shoot myself in my tripple mortgaged home and hope the bank will at least cover my funeral costs.

waste of a get faggot

>undercooked dough topped with next to no sauce and too much flavorless cheese
sounds great

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What the fuck is that horrible shit?

It looks like a boil or sack of fluid.
Disgusting

>I simplified the menu and added lots of fresh local ingredients

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"""Restaurant food""" is fucking disgusting. Fuck the meme, I really want the rustic, homely, simple shit. I really hate restaurants with all of my soul in every conceivable aspect.

there's definitely top tier restaurant food out there but people pretending like comfort food is terrible are just pretentious as fuck.

this webm is satire, right?

>there's definitely top tier restaurant food out there
Sure. But there's too much I dislike about restaurants that it's just not worth it for me to visit them, even if the food is good.

Are you saying you spent eight seconds of your life watching some fagot ear pizza before you found out he's a flamer? Stay off for a few days. You're starting to turn into a discord tranny.

It's like that phrase "You can't make this stuff up". It's too good to be intentional.

That's a good lookin 'za

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I've seen gay porn that's less gay than this

Didn't he get caught and admitted to using frozen food in one of his restaurant?

i imagine it tastes like boiled cardboard

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Pizza is essentially an edible plate with ingredients on top. Any pizza that can't withstand the weight of its own ingredients is shitty. I make my own dough and keep that Jew in the oven until it's nice and crispy. OP is a fag for reposting this picture for the millionth time and also implying that it's pretentious to bake your bread all the way through.

>have to cheapen the food to keep the place open
This is what starts the death spiral for a restaurant. Franchise a Chili’s or a Friday’s if you want to serve frozen crap

Why do amerilards always defend this

WHY ARE YOU SERVING FROZEN FISH WHEN THERES AN OCEAN RIGHT ON YOUR FRONT DOORSTEP
>that’s new york harbor chef, if you eat anything that lives in there you’ll get parasites
FUCK ME. GRAB YOUR FISHING POLE BRIGHT BOY

Many episodes. Particularly the British ones where they it's usually restaurants that lost their michelin star.

C’MERE YOU
WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS THAT? LOOK AT IT

YOU'VE COMPLETELY GIVEN UP

It's like...a burned-up soccer ball filled with mold, shit, and goo

>cuts up pizza
>clumsily levers it into his mouth with the fork and knife
what the fuck is wrong with gays

Wrong, it's bread with toppings.

he looks so punchable in this

>that'll be $129 plus tip

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lmao

You just KNOW this guy is a huge fan of Apple

only midwesterners and canadians think it looks good

Only New Yorkers and europoors think it doesn't. Go blot your pizza, princess.

he is the best chef in the world giving idiots like you advice on how to make actually good food.
you listen to his advice you will become more successful, or you can reject it and seethe like a little faggot crybaby and wither up.

Food critics are some of the most nonsensical people you can find. There is no objectively best way to eat something like these fags pretend while acting like the world should worship them.

Gays have never been consistent. They have a reputation for being clean and tidy, yet their main defining characteristic is sticking their dicks in literal shitholes.

Someone explain the burgah thing?

Aren't a lot of the shitty businesses literally the opposite though? Mediocre restaurants trying to get too fancy and fucking up posh dishes rather than sticking to simple stuff. Or restaurants buying a tonne of frozen fish in bulk when they're right on the ocean and there's loads of affordable fresh suppliers nearby.
I agree with the issues after Ramsey leaves though, these places probably get packed out for a few weeks which stretches the staff to breaking point, then get shitty Yelp reviews because they couldn't cope and leaving them back at square one.