Marvel shill admits the movie is terrible...

And that's why Brie didn't want these greasy white men to watch her movie.

>i found it hard to relate

This poor white male is trying so hard to grasp on to the last bit of relevancy that he has. The future is female, move aside you fat white fuck.

Look at the third tweet. No one should feel obligated to justify themselves like that.

I see what you're saying but here's why you're wrong. There are already enough bitter fascist incels posting fake reviews on these sites that you don't need to make the problem worse by adding your own negative review, even if it's "sincere". If you don't like the movie, post some constructive, positive criticisms and then in the end, realize it's the morally right thing to give it a thumbs up. She deserves it.

It’s almost as if you’ll have to rely on yourself to determine what you might like.

um, sweetie, he's a white dude. his words are automatically invalid

He is just a white male though

A massive trolling campaign spamming spoilers everywhere would be fun. When was the last time we did something like that?

"Enough"? Incels are a minority. Increasing, but a minority nevertheless. A minuscule group of people.

What are you on about? He clearly says it sucks and never justifies any of it, he doesn't say it's worth watching for feminism either. I dislike capeshit and most critics, but you're just making shit up.

It's a marvel movie. All the plots are the same shit. There's nothing to spoil.

It really was her turn desu baka senpai

>fat neckbeard doesn't like a movie
What a shock.

>screenjunkies not taking all the marvel cocks
Jesus Christ this movie must be a disaster

STOOOOP! /ourmovie/ is A Madea Family Funeral no this!

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I thought it was fine until the second comment

His 1st tweet is fine but the subsequent tweets are just ridiculous. It’s like Brie herself showed up and placed a gun straight to his head.

Welp, looks like we have another racist and sexist here, girlfriends.

>make the problem worse
What problem? If it's a good movie, it will gain an audience. Why are you behaving like part of the marketing arm for a giant corporation that has literally billions of dollars it can spend? Deceit is always morally wrong. The only thing more destructive than a lack of female role models is bad role models. If the movie is not good, forcing it on people will only entrench the idea that a strong female character is impossible. If you accept that the movie is not good, then it's not the impossibility of a strong female superhero, but the quality of the filmmaking that's to blame. It's so obvious that your position is destructive, I'm would find it easier to believe that you're a troll than a genuine supporter, and yet comments like yours are littered all across the media. The way that an unnuanced telling of history caused you to get "woke", your unnuanced way of supporting your cause will only cause people to turn away from your message.

this is bait, right?

>she has amnesia for most of the movie
What the fuck was marvel thinking

It's a marvel movie, you can guess the plot by looking the posters

>pop culture

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>cherry picks one opinion that fits his narrative
>see it's terrible
State of OP

>a spineless white male folds under pressure
wow, really!?

it's a marvel movie of fucking course it is you retard

>positive criticisms
>She deserves it
What do you think?

the cheeky slag almost got me

Those on RT aren't reviews, idiot
They are people voting on the "not interested" option

Lon is a good dude I always appreciate his candor for Movie Fights and if he gets fired for these tweets I have nothing to live for and will kill that smarmy fuck with the numale beard we all know he was responsible for it.

B+ CINEMASCORE
The first ever for the MCU, even Incredible Hulk got an A-
screencap this

>honest trailer for the oscars
>the bit they do for black panther is just praise and insulting people who think it doesn’t deserve to be there
He’s a goner user.

my girlfriend and i compromised and promised to see this movie, I hope it gets the same drop as TLJ

That guy admires Batman.

What white person doesnt?

butthurt movie director spotted

>says it's worth watching
as annoying as this guy sounds, he never says this

i never understood why anyone watches superhero-movies

it's shit for 10 year olds

are you going to get to sit with her and her bull?

Just say it's as bad as Ant Man and The Wasp for fucks sake.

>Marvel shill admits the movie is terrible, but still doesn't have the balls to say it
>he admits it
>but doesn't say it
I don't think you know how words work buddy.

How come they want to force themselves into our pool? Why can't they make their own pool for their own fans? Does that not make enough money for their entitled, whining assholes?

No one seems to be attacking him in the comments. That's too bad, I expected to see people frothing at the mouth over any kind of unenthusiastic opinion.

based

you can just imagine the screeching replies he got

Top tier bait. Well done.

>ohnononono
Will Disney send Black Cube agents to have a little talk with fatboy?

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The way he’s timidly simpering and pandering around the issue is the absolute peak of faggotry and a perfect example of the weakness programmed into these fat, bearded, s.0y sucking modern leftist males.

>That last tweet
nice protection spell card there mate

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I guarantee that film is more enjoyable than CM. At the very least you have eye candy and likeable actors.

It does remind me of a messenger trying to deliver bad news to a murderous king.

For all we know he did stick a gun up his ass to write that third tweet. Wouldn't put it past Brie, he's crazy as fuck to do that.

bruh look at this dood

There’s a white basedboy that told him that he’s used to seeing people who look like him. In other words: He’s a white male that’s why he did not feel empowered

Lol you can get fired from your fake journalism JewTube channel because you have an honest opinion against a feminist propaganda movie?movieWow the state of the world currently.

>characters are who they are from the jump
The entirety of the first Thor movie focuses on Thor's character development from angsty warmongering turbochad to a man who is worthy of his power and responsibility. Thor was completely different by the end of the movie.

Someone on a "journey of self-discovery" is literally character development. How is this guys statement anything but a deflection for either shitty writing or shitty acting?

Perfect analogy. It makes me queasy reading these people’s virtue signaling. Just an appalling level of weakness and fear being displayed as virtue. Absolutely sickening.

Hey the Ant Man movies have been decent timewasters. Can't say that for Captain Mancel which looks like a trainwreck of torture.

But....he IS a white male critic so it's over for him anyway.

Yeah let's all watch boring-ass crime drama or political thriller #17327234234234.

>i didn't like it

>Not even a prize mega soi specimen can bring himself to praise it

Wew Lad

>this
Iron Man also has significant development of Stark. It's so well liked because RDJ is a competent actor that did such an excellent portrayal of the character millenials will likely talk about him the same way boomers do about Sean Connery when Iron Man inevitably gets rebooted and recast. Brie is likely just a shitty actress.

No spine = no cred

Fuck this shill. He gave in too easily. And fuck Disney for reducing everything to be about a matter of social justice.

This guy is worth reading as he doesn't have a blue danger sign.

Your brain must be melted by capeshit if you think that's the only alternative. Jesus Christ user sort yourself out.

It looks so bland and redundant. Imagine CM as an ordinary white male, and its easy to see.

The entire premise is about social justice of a strong brave woman beating up on the white patriarchy because they're really evil space aliens.

so the movie poses the question but doesn't answer "who she is" by the end? writing 101 people

>muh review score
>muh upboats

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If Captain Marvel was a white man, it would literally be the Green Lantern movie

Now I HATE going against the normie NPC hivemind, which is a great hivemind, and I'm not saying Marvel isn't the epitome of cinema and fun movies, but in my opinion, which is my own, and others might disagree with me, which I fully respect, because my thoughts are my own and everyone is different, this particular Marvel Cinematic Universe Movie, isn't as good as the others (and that's a good thing for popculture)

>it's not exactly bad... just non-existent

Exactly. It's so fricking obvious.

>marvel movies have been on a tear lately
Oof
Yeesh
Yikes
Yuck

Its a girl thing, silly boy.

You just don't get it

>movie is boring as fuck and the action sucks ass
500 million confirmed
>lead is uninteresting unless you're a SJW who thinks YASS QUEEN is characterization

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Brie swoops in and says some prepared lines about why the white man can't related. White women go wild thinking minorities will go wild as they retweet and virtue signal on top of it.

They sent mouse agents.

Did he mention how disgusting brie larsons feet are?

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Obviously.

Didn't he get the memo? Captain Marvel is not for white men.

He's done for. Expect bullet to the back of the head by next week.

Neither was TLJ. And who did they blame when it didn't make the money they wanted?

Ok. What in the actual FUCK is wrong with her feet?

>white male couldn’t relate
UHHHHHH SWEETIE HELLO UMMMM

That last tweet

>Whoa I'm getting torn apart for being honest on twitter
>Uhhh I just want to point out in case it wasn't clear, fuck white guys.

kek

>If you don't remember your past you can't have a personality
That's retarded

Hola ONIONS Lon Harris

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Baste

eh, he doesn't wear glasses

>well t-the cat was cute at least!

It's going to be an average MCU movie.... but it's going to get one of the biggest 2nd weekend drops in history.

They are rotting off her body

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Whelp, there goes his Mouse License.

unless it drops drastically from friday-to-saturday-to-sunday and even the opening weekend is shit so it doesn't drop that much on the 2nd

>in light of getting more likes than I've ever gotten on any post ever I'm now gonna virtue signal

How do they not realize they're this pathetic?

These. Ladies, if you see a man in a Captain Marvel showing, make sure to let security know to escort him out. If he paid for his ticket, make sure he gets a refund. We don't need their toxic money.

SNEED!

based balding, bearded, feminist man
seriously, you can see he's trying hard to be honest, despite the programming

remember when you were young, and in to nerd shit, and you got made fun of for it? And now you're all grown up, and nerd shit is mainstream and gay, and you get made of fun for not liking it

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>people like this are paid to talk about movies

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welcome to capitalism, commie

>You didn't like it because your expectations were too high
This reply got my noggin joggin

Is the movie being released on the 8th of March a coincidence? I thought westerners didn't celebrate the International Women's Day.

Fat fuck has to write excuses as to why he's not liking the movie.

#LowerShorterSlower.

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>quipfest
You mean quiffest.

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It's illegal to review Captain Marvel honestly.

of course it's not a coincidence

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He has to be careful or Disney will exile him and he won't be able to see another Disney movie early again

Or movie made through fox and its subsidiaries.

>What did I tell you white boys about reviewing my movie?

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>bitter fascist incels posting fake reviews
just like the femcels writing good reviews of movies just becouse there is female lead or a diversity cast.

So it's a chucking sneedfest

Air Force pilot gets taken by aliens to join a cosmic paramilitary group who have bright laser powers. The suits are even GREEN for fuck’s sake!

What MCU movie ISN'T predictable and cliched?

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you never stood a chance

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Kill yourself retard

>We don't need wh*te men to make $100,000,000
>Movie makes significantly less than expected
>AHHHHHHH SAVE US WH*TE MEN

Forgot image

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No premiere tickets for you.

>there's already negativity
>dont tell the truth because its negative
Kys

shut your fucking mouth you absolute fucking spacker

You have a genuine understanding of how these people think

Reminder that superheroes are for children and shouldn't be taken seriously unless you're poking holes in the whole idea like in Watchmen. If you like capeshit whatever but if you genuinely think these movies should be "gritty" and "mature" you need to watch movies that are actually worthy of these qualities and stop obsessing over movies about retards in garish costumes punching each other.

holy fucking shit ive never read anything so cucked

>was her performance good?

>well her character was really tough and the subject matter is just so tough and at vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat. et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda es

>soo....was her performance good?

FUCK THIS INCEL TROLL
THE MOVIE IS THE BOMB FOLKS, GO WATCH IT NOW

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Someone explain why Wonder Woman didn't have this kind of outrage at all, if it's supposedly just from people who are against female superheroes?

The whole dilemma of super hero stories is the incredible desire by atheists and agnostics to have mythological metaphor as moral demonstration being brought into conflict with a self-image of supreme rationalism and apathy in the face of absurdity. If super hero stories were presented without grit, their symbolic meaning would be clear. But this would demonstrate that this atheism and agnosticism is simply mass-production neo-paganism

you must hang around some prize faggots if you are made fun of for not liking superhero movies

Absolutely solid b8. if it isn't kys

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about her feet, first of, its only her big toes, and 2nd, shes not shy to hide it.
both of these suggest its some genetic condition or scars

Gal Gadot is cute!

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Remember to vote for skrull

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Why did they change her costume to green, is it because they want Green Lantern audience?

Gal was cute, Brie is an average looking girl which is more important for a lot of female viewers. When females consume media they tend to project themselves into the story, when men do it they want to be that character instead of seeing themselves as that character. Gal was too pretty for a lot of women to project themselves as that character, Brie is average so it's easier. Also this is a Disney Marvel film, that was a DC movie.

Aren't skrull just like generic foot soldiers?

>I don't watch that kiddie shit. I sat in the lobby fucking around on my phone while my kids were watching it.
>sure, give it an award...the fuck do I care?

I want more reviews like this from based boomers

A Silent Voice? your name? I don't watch ching chong cartoons. Just give it to Pixar again.

Yeah why would anyone watch this right? I guess they're just not as cool and mature as we are. I mean shit we are so awesome being super mature adults and everything.

>there are people who don't see this post and laugh and instead get triggered into thinking its just incel man babies ruining good fun
clown world

>kike posting
yawn

Delightful b8

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He's saying that, like all Marvel movies that aren't popular IPs, like with GOTG, they went full retard with le ebin quips and self awareness over how stupid everything is to, at least, make the millennials laugh at how ultra ironic it all is since they didn't have the confidence to make a movie about this that takes itself seriously.

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>$100,000,000

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It's because the actress portraying Capitan Marvel is a fucking cunt.

Disney shills

They can't. People are only outraged because of the forced political propaganda and bigotry of Brie Larson. No one gives a fuck if a movie's lead is male or female. No one ever has.

t. 15 year old

>So...not a good performance?

He did not aswer twice, he's really scared to death.

>she wasn't very good here, BUT I CANT WAIT TO PAY FOR THE NEXT MOVIE WHERE IM SURE SHE'LL BE GOOD THEN

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Im posting this in the future lol. I might adjust it a little bit because the last sentence is too obvious.

>brie Larson backlash
This has got to be absolute easiest time to be a Hollywood PR hack.

But the First Avenger is a great MCU movie

I hope she's as relevant to Endgame as King Nigger was to Infinity War, and I'm glad IW had a good ending to the MCU if Endgame is bad.

>If he paid for his ticket, make sure he gets a refund. We don't need their toxic money.
Uh, that would leave it at some 200m worldwide box office. Not even the Jews go that far.

Lol

WE DON'T NEED MEN'S MONEY
WE ARE STRONG AND INDEPENDENT

Disney shuns critics for life over less than this.

Yeah men, don't watch this

Some yes, but much like other armies they have a variety of different soldiers. They also can mimic superhero powers. I forget how they do this, but it’s where super Skrulls come from.

They also like to employ spies and assasins. One such managed to infiltrate the fantastic four, and was married for quite a while to Johnny. She had by this time turned sides. Still a skrull though.

Although, it does make me think if Captain Marvel and Lyja were to meet she would brutally murder her and Johnny would in turn murder Captain Marvel.

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idk how hollywood can even spin the woman hating narrative. Alien and Aliens were massively popular and nobody had a problem with ripley and that was a long, long time ago now.

if captain bitchface one punches thanos, then endgame isn't canon

just like korra isn't canon for avatar

Shouldn't have included she deserves it. Otherwise this is definitely repost worthy

All whites, men and women and in between, drool over the black man

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>Ant Man and The Wasp
>bad
the fuck?

>white men.
men in general*

FUCK YOU CARLOS GET OUT OF HERE

Actually he didn't say it was terrible
You are fake news.

>he didn't hate it
>because he's scared to say he hates it
You guys really are just like SJWs with your internalized misogyny level reasoning kek

lol

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a fucking white male

But Ant Man was good

yeah but Ant-Man and the Wasp wasn't

But it was

>Captain Marvel
>not out yet
>as bad as Ant Man and The Wasp
You have no way of knowing that
You have no way of knowing how he actually feels about it
You are fake news

johnny can't beat captain mary sue

We Live In A Society Of Clowns

>but still doesn't have the balls
Because they don't have balls.

so pathetic how if you're a white guy these days and you say anything negative about anything that involves someone who isnt white and male you have to qualify your statements so much
>i didnt like this movie that much
>BUT I SWEAR I LOVE WOMEN AND I WANNA SEE MORE OF THIS STUFF AND STEP ON MY BALLS PLEEEEASE BUT I JUST DIDNT LIKE THE MOVIE, DOESNT MEAN I DONT LIKE WOMEN

Is that actually what you think he said in that image? Are you seriously so lost that you distort the things right in front of your eyes to this absurd degree?