Jesus fucking christ can they strech this boring ass plot any thinner?

jesus fucking christ can they strech this boring ass plot any thinner?
why am i even still watching

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literally going to drop this show after Sunday

>why am i even still watching
you wanna know the truth about dem keeds

I just want to find out what word he was thinking

What happened to /ourguy/?
Will he make a cameo on the season finale?

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Every show in the current year. Write a story for a two hour movie, then stretch it out over ten episodes.

>OH YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA MOVE THE STORY FORWARD IN THIS SCENE? TOO BAD, MORE BLACK FAMILY DRAMA LOL

brava pizzaplate

> Episode ends with Hayes funeral
> Roland returns home
> Sees a man petting his dog
> Thinks it's related to the recent shirt stirring
> Tension high as Roland realizes he doesn't have his gun
> A voice off screen says "I told you the leave the man's fuckin' dogs alone...!"
> Marty walks into the frame
> Roland: Who tha fuck are you?
> The man petting the dog turns around, it's Rust
> Rust: Beg your pardon Sir, your dog seemed to have a lonely soul.
> Roland: Get the fuck outta here you motherfuckers!
> Marty: Despite my partner's weird shit, we're here to ask for your help
>Both show badges
> Rust: It's a case similar to what you just went through
> Roland: How's that now?
> Marty : Some bullshit went down in California

> SEASON 4 Titlecard

Diskase
demkeyes
izallicahthinabouh

>7 episodes in
>Shub Niggurath hasn't shown up yet
You lied to me, Yea Forums.

>Roland: those “badges” say private investigator...
>Marty: maybe they do. But you don’t need to truly be a cop...
>Rust: ...to be a True Detective.

smore-auntingananythin

What the fuck? This one lost me. Is Hayesposting the new meme?

>Niggurath
hey man you only get to THINK that word

lew-tennat Hays....

Ahm sorry....

Ahm sorry I yewsed the n-werd when y'all dint give me no pass.....

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KINO

it's more haunting than anything

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ah gadda assk, you really think dose keehds daahd??

If it doesn’t pick up in the next episode I’m done with this shit

*AHEM*

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But that's the issue here: I don't give a fuck about the kids or the whodunit. Season 1 wasn't about that, but how great the characters were... And of course, the possibility of some Lovecraftian imagery.

Fuck this shit. I'm watching one more episode and calling it quits.

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There are literally two episodes left. What a powerful statement you are making by watching all but one episode

There's one left

h-he's thinking it!

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I stopped watching after the episode where they meet up as old men and talk on the patio. I'll just wait til the end, get spoilers on here, and if I think it's worth the watch I'll binge the last episodes.

>Police officers and detectives around the USA are forced to face dark secrets about themselves and the people around them while investigating homicides.
>Around the USA.

What did the episode 8 synopsis mean by this?

the plot sucked in every season, Fukunaga made it work for about 4-5 episodes in S1 by at least giving the show a creepy vibe

kek

Caspere knew this

>we’re putting together a team

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Reggie LaDoo and the Yella King crew

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this is my favorite meme off this season

>it's all connected

He's driving the Black Sedan

DEM PURCELL KIIDS

Congratulations Yea Forums, you fags memed Pizza Shared Cinematic Universe into reality. Hope the detectives find all the time circles before the pedophiles now.

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IGGERS

Reggie motherfuckin Ledoux and the Black Starz featuring The Yella Keeng

yeaaaaahhhhhhhh

based. fuck this show and the way this chick talks

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wasnt funny in the other thread either redditor