It’s a beardfat episode. No thanks

> beardfat
> straight man
Pick one

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Fuck off e-celeb faggot shill

>No thanks
And yet you make a thread and post a link.

FUCK YES JOSH IS MY FAVE

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It's homos v breeders episode.

youtube shill garbage

the satanist police training video is pretty good imo
i still fucking hate beardfat.

it's not. i presume Yea Forums is still salty over their treatment of starwars. personally i'm tired of them going to capeshit and loving every minute of them, but it brings them views and money so i understand why they do it.

>9/11 jokes

My kind of video

>phoneposting
you have to go back

Will we not see more of him now that baldy man is gone?

They didn’t like Aquaman

Wheel of the worst is boring. I don't even feel like watching this one. HITB and BOTW are their only good series.

Wheel of the Worst IS BOTW

>mike being contrarian

100% thought rem lezar was some cult shit.

I hate beardfat so much. I sincerely hope he dies.

>reddit letter media

Why was Jack banished? No money

He was on an episode in December

good

I love how this place seethes over beardfat but gives these two a free pass
they are way more annoying, I have not been able to watch Cinemassacre since they started
At least Josh gets rotated out. Silverman is in every. fucking. video.

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Literally nobody here gives those greasy fat fucks a pass

I literally have no idea who these are
From the thumbnail I would've guessed it was Chum Lee and Fat Fuck

well you aren't wrong

>and you could have it all
>my empire of dirt

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these writhing masses of fat and organic tissue are somehow involved in AVGN's rlm ripoff panel show.
honestly the one on the right is difficult to look at, so i've never lasted watching an episode of the show

Gay

Beardfat clearly had too much to drink in this one, slurring his words and ranting at Mike at the end.

I feel bad for Mike getting bullied at the end, I wanted to hear why he chooses the train video.

One of the worst wheel episodes ever

SEETHING

Not really, the entire Rem Lezar segment was amazing

The table is way too large.

It's a 9/11 episode

Rem Lezar did 9/11

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what, too much pepsi?

They like Marvel but think DC has been mostly shit, which is true.

man, whenever rich calls shit it's funny as fuck.

Ironically, Mike is often most bullied when it comes to picking Best of the Worst. Rich comes in second because he makes really weird picks.

>Project Blue Book

Is Rem Lezar Killer BOB?

why is beardfat so triggered about the clear connection between satanists and homosexuals?

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>that 9/11 call
i dont think i laughed so hard in ages

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The last cape movie they reviewed was Aquaman and before that was Infinity War, you're making it sound as if it's all they've skipped a bunch of comic book movies that came out last year.

I can't get over how much he likes a JoJo character.

The presence of beardfat is not a problem, but the abscence of Mike is.

actually
>left = pleb
>right = patrician

come on now, that's offensive to satanists

But 9/11 was a national tragedy.

I thought it was pedo shit

Mike deserved it for trying to be a contrarian asshole again, it was great to see all 3 three of them call him out on it and hard

Rem Lezar made it gold.

Black Spine 2 was worst

I honestly hate aidsmoby more than beardfat. They're both insufferable cunts but at least beard is knowledgeable about film. Jack is just Rich's butt buddy.

I read this as "It's a no beardfat episode"

Can somebody with reach tell them it's fucking cringy when they walk out of the take like retards?

fucking stop

>beard is knowledgeable about film
nice try wizard and at least Jack is funny sometimes I've literally never laughed at a joke of yours

I haven't watched a single episode of the AVGN fatass parade. I don't complain about these people because I don't watch them.

>yfw they're guaranteed to reference Rem Lezar in the Shazam review

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I never knew this guy's name but I've seen him on the internet a lot

Why do tensions run so high in these threads?

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when are we gonna get series about star trek with mike and rich. Its so god dam comfy

I know the satanic scare was bullshit but perhaps they shouldn't outright deny that ocultist crime ever took place.

you plannin somethin, mate?

These guys unironically aren't that bad

9/11 honestly wasn't that much of a call, the twin towers were on the fucking cover and they just straight up ignored it.

Rich is way worse than Beard and AIDS combined
>morbidly obese manchild
>always wears comic shirts, but cant answer ANY comic question Jay or Mike have
>has a video game show, but says stupid things like 3D mario games shouldn't have controllable cameras and is blatantly bad at video games in general
>thinks being a cynical, nitpicking autist is the same as intelligence
>flat out didn't understand basic character motivations for Civil War despite being a huge MCU fan
>starts REEEEEEing when chat constantly BTFOs him
>nostalgiafag who only likes shit from his youth
>has an obnoxious "I fucking love science" attitude
>can't pronounce words
>forced catchphrases
>meme laugh
>actual plebbitor
>confused by Yea Forums
>has a tranny fiance
>allows Mike to bully him on a daily basis
>doesn't oppose people being tracked by the government with chip implants
>only ever funny by accident when he fucks up and gets made fun for it, his real sense of humor is "lel so randumb XD" tier
>claps at the end of films
>has never had actual fruit in his life and is convinced he'll hate it because he doesn't like sodas with fruit flavors
When did you realize Rich was actually worse RLM and is the embodiment of amerifat retard?
I'm gonna go ahead and say that I personally think Rich is the worst member of the crew. Even though Beardfat takes things too seriously, he always sounds like he knows what he's talking about and he showed several times that he has technological knowledge and AIDSmoby offers insightful commentary many times. Rich manages to be both an embarrassing nerd and seemingly have no real input into the movies they're talking about and is only there because he's Mike's friend. When Mike isn't around to put him down, he acts like an obnoxious prick and the only real value he offers is that he does the grunt work for them (buying merchandise for videos, building props, etc). He's basically their employee and is only in videos because Mike likes him.

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>the whole crew is surprised hearing that satanism is fucking gay
>they all nod their heads in agreement with LaVeyian philosophy
My, how embarrassing. This was painful to watch.

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Would you murder Jay?

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The scare in itself was mostly a moral panic. But the satanic crimes are real and homosexuality usually plays a part in it, it's what it's called kabbalistic inversions.

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nah

Jack has to be part of botw, he is the best of the worst

>How is this different than the last 8 years of RLM videos?
They are reviewing the video from the RLM porno. Seriously.

>Edited by Jay Bauman

Why does Jay have less screentime on BOTW when he edits it? It's usually the opposite with Mike because he has to keep all of the Star Trek or ghost hunting tangents he goes on in the final cut.

reddit
letter
media

But then how would I get my fix of obscure kinophile references?

big if true

I remember that fat cunt on the right doesn't like Caddyshack.

It was really funny though. Rem Lazar is great.

Do we still hate the table, Yea Forums?

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Agreed. There was nothing good in Black Spine 2.

Erotic novella =/= porno

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Caddyshack is not good.

yes, it's too grandiose. Rich was a dumbass for making it

Whatever. Creating Rem Lezar was the video they review in that story. And the guys don't seem to have realized this.

Be honest guys -- who sent them a copy of the VHS?

I liked the BOTW letters in the back

Absolutely, reminds me of Boston

I don't know about grandiose but there's too much space between them now and too much empty space on the table. Also that green colour is dreadful and now it's a full third of the screen. Fucking yikes.

Yes, it's way too fucking big.

It's not that bad, just make it a less saturated color and move the BOTW letters back to the back and it'd be kino.

There could be a way to use the empty space upfront but i can't think of anything.

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*slowly makes screen captures*

Should I do a storytime Yea Forums?

Why did they stop going to conventions? the few vids they did about them were top RLM kino.

They've been too fucking claustrophobic these last years, shit when was the last time since they've appeared outside their studio?

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Beardfat is 80% of RLMs audience (You). He's who you eceleb watching losers project themselves into.

Maybe It's because most people on here have never watched cringey nerd shit related whotube channels?

Mike got molested in a convention parking lot, and they never found the perp. Mike started drinking heavily and overeating as result of the trauma from the attack.

>watched kill list last week
>complete on edge about satanic pagan cults

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They haven't gone since Mike had that incident in the parking lot.

I find Rich to be very inconsistent. Sometimes I enjoy him, sometimes he's annoying as shit. Beardfat is just consistently boring.

That Rem Lezar with an infinity chan logo on his chest, with the little jewish kid named Zach talking about the twin towers.

Jack started out beardfat level and got better over time. In fact he's better than Jay now, since Jay has devolved into a self important little unfunny cunt. Best episodes now are Mike, Rich, Jack, Canadians, comic book Fred, and Len. A combination of those will always be a half decent episode.

It does looks like something the people behind S.O.S. would make

That's a funny way of saying "I'm new here"

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2012 or 2013

Rem Lezar sounds like some sort codename for an Israeli superweapon

The drawings from the first video were creepy as shit

I have no clue who those people are so they must be huge faggots worse than beardfat.

That's a good question but it's probably because RLM's fanbase is a bunch of weirdos
I'd imagine being forced to interact in public with the type of people that are in these threads would be a special kind of hell

I thought for sure they were gonna bring that up, too.

>ywn get to splash a bucket of rancid cum on beardfat and run away
damn

he murdered cats so it's only fair a cat should get to murder him instead

Reminder that Aids Moby quit rlm.

And I thought the RLM panel's BMI was high.

Where did Rich get his psychic powers? Calling the WTC twins was unbelievable.

source?

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the twin towers are on the front cover

There's and episode where Rich prank calls the director of one the terrible B movies, and leaves a hilarious message on his voicemail. Rich has good comedic talent that I think gets glossed over or underutilized.

Its the worst table. Only that big to shove the BOTW letters under it and that ugly green on top. The BOTW letters can barely be seen now and were better behind them. That generic Etsy.com VHS behind them is another bad decision.

user's crusty asshole

Storytiming the RLM erotica.

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he mentioned it on a twitchcast the other day

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>everyone is laughing at the guy associating homosexuals with satanism
>bearfat feels the need to go "UMMMM YIKES THATS NOT TRUE"
>everybody is riffing about there being satanists in the schoolbus video
>beardfat feels the need to go "WELL NO THERE WOULDNT BE SATANISTS CUZ THAT VIDEO WAS FAKE"
Why do they have this faggot on the show? He doesn't understand riffing at all.

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Ah... the much-beloved Rich Evans cameo....

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Spoilered for hot Wisconsin man-love.

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he is worst than Jessi ever was

I wish they'd quit doing the wheel of the worst thing. Every once in a while it's gold, but it's way less consistently entertaining than when they just watch actual movies.

I am mildly disappointed there is no "tape head cleaner" joke.

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They have little interest in doing the typically rounds for critic personalities. The convention stuff and guest appearances happened during a transitionary period as tastes in e-celebs were shifting. The moment they realized they didn't have to do that shit, they stopped.

To this day they don't really "get" other online critics and treat their behavior with disdain. Their total disinterest in their "peers" and unwillingness to do anything they don't want to do is part of their appeal. It gives them longevity whereas the fanbases for other personalities grow up, move on, and, if the e-celeb is lucky/savvy, get replaced.

They never will because most of these shit tapes are half an hour long or less and they prefer to do the bare minimum for the Patreon bux.

There is a disclaimer in the fine print at the start of this story to make it clear that the manufacturers do not endorse using their product in this way.

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I didn't mind Jessi

Whups, I forgot to spoiler that one!

(Well, I'm sure that Dan Ackroyd won't mind, given that there is a 100% Real True Life Paranormal Encounter at the end of this story.)

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This is the last smut page. 2 more after for the wrapup.

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Contrarian Mike got a chuckle out of me but otherwise boring episode

And... that's it for the RLM erotica! Wacky hijinks, hard anal pounding and a movie review all included!

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I don't like it that Jay is the top in this story.

i wish i had friends to watch bad movies with. instead i have one friend who is whipped by his girlfriend and every time we hang out he wants to get gay with me

Eh. Mike seems okay with it.

AAAHHH... SHIRTLESS MIKE! MY EYES!

>Mike being called out for being contrarian and trying to hide it by rewriting the Best of the Worst rule
Good shit.

Maybe he's camera shy.

Actually the AVGN B-team is better than James and Mike.

it was a chore, so they stopped doing it.

His name is Josh and he's fucking hilarious and one of the main reason people watch RLM. Not only is he knowledgeable about film in general, but he's the only one who actually watches the film instead of fucking around and cracking jokes and shit. Many appreciate this.

I'm not surprised though his sarcastic and ironic take on film analysis and humor goes over the heads of stupid friendless shits on here.

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>inb4 "t. Josh" or some memery like that

anal

Good God, the Laser one was forced as fuck. I genuinely like RLM, but there’s trying to hard and then there’s HOLY FUCK WE NEED A NEW MEME.

Also, lol at beardfat getting actually triggered over the gay Satanist thing. You could see the whole room clam up as his manpussy ate sand.

He wasn't being serious. Holy fuck get your sense of humor back you pathetic pussies.

STOP MAKING FUN OF BEARDFAT ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS ARE AMAZING

>many appreciate a guy that refuses to participate in the comedy on a comedy show

>literally the only one being serious and not laughing
>guys i- he wasnt being serious

>Rem Lezar is a Jewish name
>lots of pedo vibes
>WTC connections
But let's completely gloss over that guys cause Beardfaggot already got triggered when the first video connects Satanists to gay sex. Wtf was wrong with these guys? Those two videos seemed like they needed more in depth analysis but the guys would rather fuck around and not state the obvious stuff in both. Even Mike picking the boring ass bus trainwreck video sounds like he was just fucking with the fanbase yet again. Hurr hurr I'm just pretending to be retarded gets pretty old Mike.

>wizard is actually here

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Yeah pretty much. Fuck Josh and fuck Jay.

Len’s autism makes those videos unwatchable

>gives these two a free pass
No one does that

They don't overdose on redpills like you user. You're supposed to take them slowly and not all at once.

he's so alpha though everyone tiptoes around him its great

New pasta? I like it. Spicy!

Eat a dick Josh
A BIG JUICY SHAQ DICK

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Err he was too fucking triggered by that. He doesn't have the comedic chops or acting skill to pretend to be morally outraged. As a result he was butthurt the whole video probably even in the first wheel spin since they shoot out of order and watch the films first. He had a bitchy faggot attitude throughout. Have you read his Twitter shit? He's wokey and cringy as fuck in RL.

What makes you think they wouldn't agree with it?

They're talking about Rem Lezar anagrams and they missed it's an anagram of Lez Reamr, which is what i call my cock

Yeah, but his half assed analysis of fight scenes gets really annoying after the first couple of times

that pasta is at least 3 years old by now

Completely right.
Fuck fat bald people, they aren't men.

Probably because of the whole parking lot fiasco

Mike under Jay's protection decided to not go to crowded public events after what happened last time when Mike was going to his car.

There was something unsettling about all three desu. The Satanist video was fake but why did it have so much detail and some facts correct? The bus video seems to be useless cause it has no tips for bus drivers to be safer drivers but it has a lot of footage and facts about bus accidents and carnage. The Rem one was literally a pedo musical with mystical estorics. Who were the intended audiences for these films wtf? /x/ would have a field day with em.

>let's not watch and make fun of the naturalist or orgasmic birth tapes, not watching it will make it for a funnier gag
>let's watch the satanic cult tape so Rich and Beardfat can have their work cut out for them under the pretense that we'll have another Surviving Edged Weapons while they make fun of christian paranoia

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They should just can Mike if he's going to act like a cunt constantly and try to sink every video he's in.

I miss Jessi

>lol the 9 satanic statements are completely reasonable!

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Is James that autistic he doesn't know current gen consoles?

In 10 years we've gone from laughing at SJWs to them infesting and ruining everything enjoyable.

no one fucking watches these shits and they don't show up on actual videos people watch on the channel like avgn

beardfat is there to ruin everything everytime he shows up.

What's his superpower? Getting in little kids heads like That Man? Causing terrorist attack scams?
More like JewJew and Illuminati is his Stand

I think we can get the gang murdered if we report them for screening highly classified videos.

MY FRIENDS ARE HERE!

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>can Mike
You do know who runs the show, right?

Wait what happened to Mike in a parking lot?

Because that fake priest was implying that freaks go out at parks at night for crazy sex practices ala fags and New Agers.

this tbqh desu

Worst. Wheel of the worst. Ever.

Because to him it's inconceivable that the homosexual agenda crosses over with the satanic/pedophile/abortionist agendas or that it's EVIL in any way, right? nazis were the ultimate evil in history, right? christians killed so many people too, right?

I love RLM but they're the textbook definition of retarded millenials that think they're too cool to be christians so they support every crazy shit that opposes it because ''there is no right opinion''

half assed if he went full detail the video would need another 20 minutes anyways they should pick better movies instead of hey you like swords and stuff right Len how about this one?

That'll be a good callback.

he got savagely raped by Rich who had enough of Mikes jokes thats why Mike mentioned something about Richs boner in the video oh Jay banged Jessie while being banged by Josh thats why he was a little more energetic this video

Rental reviews are better then AVGN himself, not joking

Jack isn't fat. And at least has a family to take care of.

He was leaving a con by himself and got swamped by fans, pretty much molested, some dude ripped his shirt. He tweeted about it.

What is the likelihood that Jay and Beardfat will be day-one subscribers of the Criterion Channel? 100%? 99%? 98.6%?

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I wonder why they didn't watch it

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lmao HEY JOSH QUIT BEING A FAGGOT

It was real but how memory plays out is that it was intended to be a witch hunt in the molds of the McCarthy era, which was also real and much worse and yet people look back at it like it was some paranoia bullshit that ruined lives of ''innocent people''

I want to laugh along with this but these guys are way too naive and in denial about the satanist/homosexual link.

This is 100% right but Rich still has his moments

what about if a24 does one? Blumhouse?

To be fair it's one of Chevy's best films but one of Murray's worst so take it as you will.

sauce?

lol

And he's funnier and more successful than you'll ever be.

>You will never take part in an RLM gangbang
WHY
EVEN
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

Hitler was right, McCarthy was right, Trump is right. Sadly in the real world the good guys don't win. We're fucked.

Kill youself Josh

who cares if it was Murray's worst it hate Rodney in it

Man they aren't wrong, "Rem Lezar" is such a weird fucking name. That's like the name you'd give to a sorcerer/lovecraftian cultist or something. It's like either something out of the kabbalah, or some kind of euphemism for "orgasm" or something

>mccarthy was right
yeah okay buddy

Should I just skip the satanic tape part? These Wheel of the Worst episodes are getting worse and worse

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rip aidsmoby

Rem Lezar is my hero

>ocultist crime ever took place
It absolutely did, I have seen some sickening fucking shit.
source: I worked for several years with the san antonio police (not a cop but i was contracted for various things)
The shit you find in the woods will give you nightmares

>clearly faking symbols and such for illustrative purposes with the priest dude obviously pointing that out
>IT'S FAKE, IT'S FAKE, THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS A LIE DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF IT, IT'S AN AGENDA REEEEEEEE
Why is beardfat still there

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It's almost like RLM is made of gay satanists

This episode was peak beardfat (annoyance level)
Trying so hard to overexaggerate his horror and discomfort

They should honestly do five of the infomercial ones since they generally run from fifteen to forty five minutes. Not the same as watching three 90 minutes to two hour features. And yet today they just wanted to hurry over the first two to talk about Rem Lezar. They do get paid to make these reviews but are lazy af.

I've found aidsmoby to be an aquired taste. I used to hate him, but he's grown on me. Particularly when he gets drunk in videos.

I think I just like his simple honesty about what he likes or doesn't. Like when there's T&A in the video he's like "Heeell yeah!" meanwhile Jay is cringing at it.

Watch it you faggot.

I've honestly never understood the problem you fags have with beardfat, he's never bothered me.

>turn the other cheek is dumb, vengeance is the way
>don't be pleasant to people who don't deserve it, satan is only good to who deserves it
>beardfats is the first one to points out and scream TOTALLY RIGHT, FUCK YEAH
Fuck you user.

Why is he such a closet case? No straight man gets offended if he happens to see female nudity.

Why would you expect these shitfucks to understand anything having to do with this topic?

>This episode was peak beardfat
Exactly this.

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it's all a joke dude

Well, that was the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen today.

Cause you're probably a beardfat like him.

I find him boring compared to the others.

I don't understand why they didn't go for that either. It annoyed me they all wanted the Satanist video. They fucking faked the wheel spin

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>It annoyed me they all wanted the Satanist video. They fucking faked the wheel spin
Imagine.. haha.. IMAGINE actually being triggered by this. Haha, oh christ.

Proofs
Just checked his twitter it ain’t there

I was expecting more research into the movie. Like seeing if the actor playing Rem was the producer and if he had a future criminal record of being a pedo. That was so god damned creepy and felt like some gross ass pedo wish fullfilment fantasy. Hidden in plain sight.

It's like watching your mom try and play
youtube.com/watch?v=nD3pcj80XLs

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I just finished this episode. My friends looked like they were having fun and that madevme happy ;)

That Satanist police video seems interesting. It'd be cool if some post retro filmmaker made a film about a task force that was made during the Cult scares to take on all the ritual murders that happened. In a sleazy seventies early eighties grindhouse style. Their name? Satanist Squad.

yeah if you're a sociopath they seem reasonable

My friends are always very funny, it's good that they upload. If they uploaded more, I wouldn't feel lonely so much, but they always come back so I rely on that.

>the kids run the fuck away from the bus and go to the woods!
>LOL!
>and find Rem Lazar!
>LOL!
>and find satanist spraying in the trees!
>NONONONONONONO. NO WAY.
>o-ok, maybe policemen spraying in the woods
>Much Better.
>''WITH A PEDOPHILE CATHOLIC PRIEST LOL!''
>MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH BETTER

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>implying I don't shitpost every rlm thread
>implying I've watched them in months

actually investigating and pointing out the roots of certain events might lead to some ACTUAL conclusive evidence that might not please some people user, and you can't have that on this day and age.

Autists shouldn't try to watch shows made by humans. Stick to your tool-assisted video game speedruns.

I prefer the down to earth thrown together look of the original episodes. This flamboyant shit just makes them start looking like the people they make fun of on the nerd crew.

Who would you rather go fishing with? Mike or Jay?
because Mike doesn't know how to fish. Jay knows how to fish but all he'll talk about his horror movies. Mike might talk about Star Trek if he talks at all.

>youre autistic for not laughing at my "hilarious" internet friends dumb jokes
LMAO at you faggot they were mediocre at best

And now you're this triggered. See, this is why autists shouldn't try to participate in people things. You just get upset.

I don't like horror movies and I'm not interested in star trek in the slightest.

Can I invite Rich just to spectate Mike making fun of him?

Jay, because he will swallow my fish.

>walks in a thread full of people discussing how unfunny and shitty the videos is
>U GUISE ARE BIDDARDED, I'M SMARTY

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I know these guys really hate anime but I'd love to see them dissect/criticize Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I could just see Mike picking every little stupid asspull and plot hole apart.

theyve been that since TFA

I do because I hate attractive people

>and here come the images
Your post speaks for itself how upset you are.

I'm shocked that the whole "James literally admits to going to Special Ed classes" thing is so blown over

Mike because even if he doesn't know it he can have fun like the few times he came on Pre-rec and played games

>n-now ur t-triggered lmao
embarrassing

They are

Just because your whotubers rip each other off doesn't mean the audience of one will immediately rush to watch the other like dumb fuck dogs you brainlet.

>Yea Forums makes fun of soibois
>constantly spams threads of the biggest hipster soibois on the internet

>he hasn't seen Meme Lover 2: Dawn of Just

Rich comes with a chance of sinking and he'll still wear a hoodie

thats because Yea Forums is filled with self hating soicucks you retard

Rem Lezar almost seems tragic. The music composition seems competent but the script/lyrics and pacing are bad but it almost has that old story telling vibe to it. It also seems really fucking lazy to go straight for the pedo jokes.

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game.

One thing I remembered is Satanists have to leave examples or symbols of their rituals so really the police video was of course made by them as silly as the video was. Something to consider. Also the Rem Lazer one was obviously Freemason. And yet the boys just made jokes when given some bread crumbs. Pretty sad.

only newfags spam this shit like anyone gives a fuck about these soiqueers.

Jessi was a stupid cunt and you faggots only liked her because she looked like someone you thought was in your league

i was part of the group that bullycided her off the show and im goddamn proud of it to this day

>turn the other cheek is dumb
Correct. By this point in life (assuming you're over 18 of course) you should've noticed every time you forgave someone things only got worse.
>don't be pleasant to people who don't deserve it
Also correct

>what kind of bait are we using? ghost bait?
>can we use it to catch ghost fish?
>this one time on star trek they saw a ghost
fuck off mike

As if something being made with good intentions has prevented them from ripping into it before.

thats because theyre lazy they have been since like late 2015 with half in the bag and started getting lazy with BOTW around early 2017

Hi Josh. Kill yourself please.

I don't understand what the point of it was at all. What was the message supposed to be? "Imagine is good"? And that's accomplished by building a creepy mannequin out in a barn? Or is there no message, and it's just supposed to be something hip and cool to appeal to kids? With bizarre musical numbers?
I don't understand why this was made, or for whom.

I'm pretty sure Rem Lezar and the beboppers in the park are part of the same "crew" though.

>reddit spacing
You have to go back

>why is everyone so mean to me ;_;, the world is full of assholes, I just lost my hope in humanity XD

I thought she left because autists were stalking her or something

>James has said he cares more about movies than video games
>he also has shit tier opinions and views on movies
His mom should have done us all a favor and had a rubber on hand in the fall of 1979

Only Jay and Jack are healthy. If Mike or Rich die soon, which is likely given their looks, RLM will shut down and you'll be all alone, again.

What are you the director of Creating Rem Lezar? But jokes aside I got the vibe that the writer of it hoped that one day it'd be a Broadway musical and decided to showcase it as a short film. But he sucks at lyrics to say the least and it didn't go anywhere. Still a better musical than Rent however.

I read the "satanic bible", it is really really appealing to pseudo-intellectual young teens, contrarians, and everyone else who thinks the world owes them more than they get. It does sound more reasonable than one would expect, and a few of their laws/rules are not bad, but it does still sacrifice the long term welfare of the family and society for the immediate gratification and indulgence of the individual.

it's probably a combination, but the point is she put herself on the internet and didn't like all the attention so she isn't on the internet anymore
i'm glad, too. RLM is one of the last places that's not ruined by a female perspective

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the leesavoy commandments are for retarded people like you that are complete failures at life that will interpret it as completely reasonable because you're a dick that blames your failures on everyone and hates/likes everything people tell you to hate.

>same crew
Yeah Jewish faggots in NYC who took musical theater classes together.

She left because at the time they were filming Space Cop, same with all the other guests, I don't think there's anything to it unless someone has caps of the creepy tweets people sent to her.

I'm glad they took my advice (top patreon supporter here) and cut back on the fat guys annoying laugh

Hi, I'm that guy that ruins the joke and dispels the meme even though it's fun to pretend and play along.

Friendly reminder that no one here actually knows why Jessi left the show or what her relationship is with the existing cast now. Everything you hear is just hearsay, LARPing, and make-believe for attention and relieving boredom.

no it's not. they feed her from a mail slot they installed near the ground so she can't even see them

If Creating Rem is such an internet phenom that the boys were forced to review it why haven't the original producers of it been found and interviewed?

If that's what you read from my post you need to see a doctor because that's fucking retarded. I never said they shouldn't make fun of gay captain planet.

I think it looked like some sort of general audiences. it says the release date is 1989 and the labyrinth came out in like 1986 and never ending story 2 years before that which makes me think he was trying to get that kind of vibe going but he was definitely on the tail end of this trend and he wasn't that great. The problem is whoever made the music itself probably has some skill but they can't do anything else so it definitely stands out in contrast kind of like the room.

Apparently the guy who played Rem did some kind of infamous "snickers commercial" but when I tried to check it out it had been taken down.

so they all murdered her?

t. Never cyber bullied whotubers off a platform beardfat faggot

>redditspacing
He's right, you have to go back.

she left because i told her to eat my farts daily

Also what about that cute Texan who was obviously crushing on Jay, why was she never asked back? They can get the Canadians, werewolf Len, Culkin and that comic neckbeard but not females on their show?

You have to go back.

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i have a pass. u might want to at least turn on airplane mode before you samefag

Hmm
>conspiracy intensifies

>pass
You have to go back newfag.

Sorry faggot, you're not gold account, I checked and your referrer URL is clearly showing up as reddit. You have to go back, newshit.

I said "assuming you're over 18", Pollyannas.

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I guess nothing came of it between them theres pictures of her marrying some dude

the satanic bible is for people that won't accept truth as it is and are morbidly afraid of death, pain or any kind of definite change because they think they'll break and never recover since they're so weak in spirit and will, so they look for comfort on being edgy and exacting revenge on the christians who ''oppressed'' him and any kind of ''progress'' humanity made fueled by all those anti-catholic movies Hollywood makes and added lies, and then next thing they'll convince themselves that christians are the ones that seek comfort in what they do as a hypocritical reaction to something they did, because they cannot CONCEIVE that one of those people might be worthy, everyone that goes to church HAS to be a hypocritical asshole that fucks children behind the scenes. there is no otherwise, and all those church scandals on the church are there to fuel that viewpoint, Oh, but when rich people fly planes to islands of pleasure and then kill children it's not 100% on the news so it's a conspiracy theory. Welcome to the 21st Century.

Ok to bully:
>Josh
>Jay

NOT ok to bully:
>Rich

Impossible to bully because he literally could not give a shit
>Mike

Please bully only in moderation
>Jack

>read first few words of first sentence
>skip to last sentence
>"Welcome to the 21st Century."
Congrats you sound exactly like an insufferable "church of satan"er, disregarding the rest of your worthless post

>i was part of the group that bullycided her off the show and im goddamn proud of it to this day
Yeesh.

She came to film Feeding Frenzy

if i wanted to see mocking jay

>NOT ok to bully:
>Rich
what?

no bully rich

she got married

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James has an honest passion for film making but was never smart enough to work in the movie industry. He seems be floating about life; never really showing any specific talent or creative ideas. His internet fame with AVGN is almost entirely thanks to Mike and his crude humour. James seems far to reserved to come up with all the shit jokes on his own and his video production skills aren't much better than what a HS student could do.

t. triggered shitless. don't want my feefees hurt on Yea Forums of all places

have the image, you could've convinced me easily with it.

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Who the fuck are you talking about?

>REEE WAAH ARARGH HOW DARE YOU NOT READ MY IMPORTANT POST!!
>*shits diaper*
lol

remember on the AVGN Scripts episode, they're going over the series before he sells them for charity? there's a joke in the double dragon III episode that Mike never heard before because it didn't make it in the episode
licking kitties pussy piss slit

WTF she married David Graf? I thought he was dead!

>don't understand what the point of it was at all. What was the message supposed to be?
Read the erotica posted upthread.
Creating Rem Lezar was created by child psychologists to help kids who had been molested and retreated from reality.

I wonder if she took his name she kinda came off like a pretentious wannabe feminist in that half in the bag episode

He's talking about James Rolfe, famously known as the "Angry Video Game Nerd"
They had a crossover with RLM, pic related

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Jay can do better...m-maybe Colin, for example.

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That seems counterintuitive with the idea of a strange man showing up in childrens rooms at night and holding them and singing about their love for them and then taking them off to an abandoned building.

Never watched that garbage, I have zero interest in some suoycuck whining about how nintendo is hard.

Nobody said they were good child psychologists.

This actually makes me wonder the extent the producer (ugly pilgrim) played on making the Film because for a movie with a budget of not even 1 million looked as good as it was, and regardless if the movie is shit or not It actually is It looks presentable, and sometimes impressive with its production values.

James should have hired an editor to cut the film down. He writes about he edited the film down from 130 to 100 minutes and you can literally cut another 30 out (I've tried and managed to cut 20, the film became more enjoyable indeed) and all the way he tells how much he enjoyed the film on rough cut screenings, in my experience with directors that edit their own movies it often doesn't turn out well unless the director has a REALLY specific editing style like Tinto Brass who literally has a shot last no longer than half a second and yet manages to be very fluid, James clearly didn't have that and made the AVGN movie too long, too dull and lingers too much on the shitty jokes and low speed car chases.

That's the 32X episode

James was supposed to fire the arrow on the 32X and say ''now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go lick my cat's pussy piss slit'', but doesn't remember why he didn't say it.

IMO he didn't say it because at the day his wife's dad was the one that fired the arrow and he didn't want to say that in front of them

The director took his name off the film too, so it seems like there was conflicting visions of the project.

where did you hear that? I just remember hearing about the joke on the scripts 2/3 episode

He looks ethnic or black

>Psychologists: We want to make a film that helps molested kids
>Director: Molest kids, got it!

He says it in the video that it was supposed to be on the 32X episode

Oh god she looks like she aged 10 years since that half in the bag video

Can someone hook a nigga up with a gif of Mike gasping?

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youtube.com/watch?v=LFXpfU-dKQ4

At 24:01

James might not have said that at all as it conflicts with what he ultimately shot ''I gotta send this back to the fires of hell'' with him walking out of frame, and that these are taped to the camera for him to read while he's sitting at the couch and didn't bring them for when he shoots the arrow

He also most likely memorized a good deal of the script and threw the cards out, especially for how simple his last few lines were.

If James goes back to the master tapes and finds an outtake of him saying that I'll love him even more.

Making autists laugh isnt difficult
Dying of diabetus at the age of 50 isn't successful

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>james silently reading the cue card and slowly works his brain and laughing at what he wrote
I already love him

Everyone dies.
Too bad no one will remember you.

Mike will pour an ounce for me every year on the wrong date. That fucking alcoholic.