What do they eat

So long as it keeps getting (You)s

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As much as this guy
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Because it would be bad cinematography.

In the book, the siege of Minas Tirith takes place under a layer of smoke from Mordor that makes it practically night, so orcs can function better. It takes places in these fields and homesteads. Just imagine how complicated and unpractical these scenes would be to film, and how unsatisfying they would be. Viewers wouldn't have a sense of location or direction to create a mental map of the battle in their heads. They couldn't show the size of Mordor's army, the rohirrim charge would suck, the oliphaunt charge would suck, the post-battle scenes of assessing damages and rescuing the wounded would suck.

In the movies, this battle was very satisfying, because it's much more elegant to have a flat dusty field as far as the eye can see. Then, anything can happen, and you barely have any constraint to what you can show.

to be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand the simpsons

wish i was there

I hear ya, although at that moment, many people in that city are anxious as fuck, waiting for a siege they know is coming.

The scenes of the book around that time convey the helplessness very well.

This is what I imagined it was in my head from reading the books.

Was this taken before of after he stopped his horse and said "Minas Tirith" before galloping again?

pussy

why didnt you a cap of r/television having the dancing sneed and chuck for months on their page?

I want to live there. Wonder if heaven look something like this.

Elves get to go to pic related

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It will look the way you want

but I don't want it to look the way I want because that means other people will see it differently

no, each of us will se our way and the rest, we will have eternity to interact and see each other heavens

i watched the first 2 hobbits movies, i didnt like the first one and enjoyed the second one, should i watch the third one?

why are you asking us
think for yourself once in a while

watch the maple edit instead

The 3rd is the worst of the three. It's absolutely hilarious if you watch it in the right mindset, but it's objectively a very poor film.

but i cant decide, i just want to watch some quality fantasy movie

you you want some quality fantasy movies watch the lord of the rings

W-WHAT WAS HIS T-T-T-TAX POLICY?!?! HAHA FUCK YOU TOLKIEN YOU HACKFAGGOT.

BUT I DID

so comfy

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Ted Nasmith is a bro. If you go to his site and email him he actually takes time out of his day to email back.

i wanna see her get blacked

Eagles. One of those could feed a hundred people

its only a model

I'm gonna go. Don't contact me again

Keep the penguin please

So is this a new meme?
Saw about 10 threads like this on Yea Forums earlier.

The only thing new here is you.

I was talking about pic related btw

Lembas bread

that beautiful scenery fills me with weird feelings. Something so familiar yet distant

I prefer gondolin

>cram

It's hard to believe the place was only a fortress originally.

Each other.

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large underground lake full of fish

God why aren't there any movies that look this fucking good?

>why don't movies look as good as still paintings!?

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Elves are muslims?

Same

That must be a big ass model.

But really, why don't they? Even animated films don't look as good as paintings

>how do we go from this...

they are based on northern europeans so yes

this kills the sneed posters