We need to talk about Jonah

We need to talk about Jonah

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is his hobby this week to try looking like Bradley Cooper?

>A french woman will never affect you as much as it affected jonah.

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>a French host made Milla Jovovich stormed off-stage in rage
Frogs are mean bastards

he's a fashion icon now

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Jonah would be a better man if he was dirt poor. He looks like he has no self-discipline at all.

Yikes

he's a happy lad

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>Journalists cant be bought.

Fuckin wristlet

jonah is kill

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Jonah Hill is my inspiration as a photographer. He stands so far above Thomas Leuthard and Sally Mann he has become a Titan in the field- his name and iconic imagery known by the world over. While I scrimp and save for a proper camera, a Lieca like Jonah, I look to him with courage hoping that I too can master the art of the image.

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what does his jaw look like bros?

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He is tough to look at

#photo4jonah

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It's non-existent, hence the soibeard he's using as a cover

Jesus christ Raimi

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>the comments roasting him

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What's wrong with him?

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*snap*

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he's holding back tears of unfathomable sadness

I deserve sexual contact

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How much would you pay him?

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JUST

>Dont worry bro, nobody will ever accuse you of being masculine!
fat beta boy BTFO

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So now that the dust has settled, what the actual fuck was her problem?

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Nothing, she wasn't in the wrong

is this a scheme to see women naked?

where do you think the Brits learned the art of bant

From the Subway edits, to the Ornella ordeal, to the weight fluctuations and him going through weekly identity crises, Jonahposting has to be my favorite Yea Forums meme of all time.

that outfit looks like shit.
yes, all photography outside of product, nature, and portrait photography is a ploy to see naked bitches

Jonah will never surpass the apex of his talent, Moneyball.

Phony pseuds like him need to be gassed.

He looks like the kind of guy that masturbates in his own shoes.

there are still real journalists out there keeping the flame alive

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he looks like the kind of guy who chews on dirty socks

His movie kinda creeped me out its like he watched this is england and kids too many times to the point of illness

Based.

>and hairline

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Nothing, she brought Jonah back to earth.

MORE TIME. MORE TIME!

She made his insecurities and bad memories look like child's play. French arab roasties confirmed to have more test than commiefornians.

I have this scenario in my head of Jonah’s rematch with Ornella that plays out exactly like Bullet Tooth Tony’s origin story, except Jonah is the chink and Ornella is Tony.

>Jonah: Ornella! You gonna die!!! *shoots insult bullets* I SHOOT YOU! YOU GO DOWN!

>Ornella: *pulls out sword* You’re in big trouble...

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He actually looks great, what's wrong user ?

He’s going through a teenage crisis of trying to find a club to fit into.

Why doesn’t he just be an actor? He’s actually pretty good at it.

How do i change this? Forearm exercise?

You can’t change bone structure.

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He ran out of time

His brother died guys, give the guy a break.

>Jonah slowly becomes more and more JUSTed
>Fraser is released from his shackles, his smile and optimism restored

A fitting trade.

What are the chances he browsed Yea Forums and saw the subway posts and it broke him mentally? (After the ordeal with ornella)

The subway meme was way before ornella. It was just a random paparazzi photo that someone noticed he had 2 footlong and one drink.

You guys must get a real kick out of youtube comments

Bravo Jonnah, very artistiqúê

That sub coming out of his pants always gets me