Pick a Yea Forums character
Bonesaw has your character in a cage match for three minutes. How fucked is your character? Do they survive the three minutes?
Pick a Yea Forums character
Jaxon Martinez
Jason Peterson
She's fucked if he doesn't fall asleep.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
I will destroy you.
Elijah Nguyen
>Bonesaw is READY
Eli Kelly
>Starfire gets non-con'd
Jose Gutierrez
>There is no magic is there...
kek
Levi Anderson
This is now a “Pick a character for Bonesaw to rape” thread.
Liam Ross
Checkmate
Nathan Davis
>Tasmanian Devil
Cool
Charles Brown
Just because I fucking hate the art style.
Cooper Wright
The Unknown Soldier manages to hold his own for the three minutes, before intentionally taking the fall in some convoluted plan to pass information to the french resistance.
Brandon Wood
I always pick Hellboy for these and he's been on the Luchador circuit before so he'd be fine.
Jose Walker
>peridot
Smol green dorito is gonna get raped
Benjamin Rogers
Oooh, so you admit that you are checking me out and you wanna mate?
Jackson Ross
Mason Gutierrez
Niiiiice
Ryan Sullivan
Leave it to the pencil pusher
Anthony Gutierrez
Huh.
Nathan Powell
>what is a spec of dust to a god
Thomas Jones
>Promoter says Peter beat Bonesaw in two mins.
>He actually beat him in one and a half min.
Aiden Williams
>dat multiverse shattering power
Bonesaw is fucking dead
Jace Rodriguez
Gar is probably based on Mike Haggar, he ends this match with a piledriver in seconds.
Isaac Howard
EZPZ
Luke Ross
Eh he'll be alright
Luis Roberts
Sorry Bonesaw, you're out of your weight class and you aren't even wearing the skimpiest clothing.
Henry Barnes
>Bonesaw, knowing much more about the universe than he leads on, claps his hands so furiously, that the symbiote tears itself from Eddie's body and slithers to the floor. As it lay puddled on the mat, Bonesaw points at Eddie: "Three minutes, boy! Starting now"
Joseph Powell
Bonesaw, I don't know what is worse, your mic skills or the [local sport team].
Now prepare yourself for the Avalance that is
THE MELON LORD!
We'll start of with some Irish whips and then some ropework.
Nicholas Harris
Unrelated note:
Randy Savage looked good for his age in 2002
Landon Nguyen
She gets effectively raped as there is no dirt inside the ring for her to use.
Oliver Perry
That ring was dirty as hell, user.
Plus she probably has some loose change or something on her person.
Xavier Young
Bonesaw is already in a loving relationship with his husband that made his ring gear.
Kayden Anderson
FUCK OFF HUMAN SPIDER.
Ethan Walker
I'm sure bonesaw is nothing compared to Camazotz. They'd probably even get a beer afterwards.
Leo Fisher
>or the [local sport team].
Definitely the Jets.
Jayden Phillips
I think Bonesaw sucks!
Luke Taylor
No, Bonesaw. You are not ready.
Wyatt Peterson
I'd watch it.
Michael Morales
I'd pound it.
Lincoln Bailey
I mean, Judy took out a polar bear in training so I think she'll be fine.
Also, I'm pretty sure where this image is from...
Hunter Price
>"Well Gromit he's quite the persistent fellow isn't he?
Daniel Scott
I like the sound of it
Ian Cruz
Could toph bend the iron in someone's blood
Adam Diaz
Kek
Jonathan Nelson
What would Jack's (awfully acted) ring persona be?
Or is ge gonna tag the Scotsman in as a promoter?
Jordan Anderson
Probably not; Iron bonds to the blood cells in such a way that it's no affected by ferromagnetism.
t. Med Student
PS: Yes, that scene from X-men 2 is bullshit
Jordan Ward
>"it's alien tim-"
>Ben gets picked by the wrist and put into a shoulder lock and then slammed into the ground
Jace Williams
Those vidya rumble threads were the best.
John Edwards
I'm gonna drag your soul right into hell Bonesaw.