Oh, just get on with it already.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - bcb
So she did cheat
Will we ever get patreanon back to save our lost souls?
The reveal of Tyrone incoming?
So how will Mike react to being cucked?
Just drop the cheat bomb so he can go full Kermit and flail like a madman. This current reaction annoys me
>she's openly stone-walling him
>he's being pathetically, submissively "nice"
This is getting less and less interesting all the time.
Sandy dumping Mike because he's a wimpy beta and is cheating on him is a boring way to terminate this phase of the plot.
>The sky is blue
So she's going to tell him "there's someone else" on the next page, right? Right?
4 pages left in this chapter that's lasted an entire year and the drama is getting the brakes slammed on it, things literally just started happening and already it's winding down.
He will probably blame himself and HE will apologize to her. As infuriating as that would be I could see it.
Welcome to current BCB
Naw he'll find a way to blame Lucy for it. Because Lucy something something made Sandy lust after another man's junk.
Maybe Taeshi will avoid full hackery and have her say he's putting himself out too much and should think more of himself.
The only thing for sure is that it won't be Sandy's fault, even when literally everyone else is telling him it's Sandy's fault.
>you're too nice
So strike two with that line. That "I don't deserve this disproportionate amount of trust" guilt because she's likely been cheating on him.
Mike's a sperg who can't be right without being a turbo-cunt about it but even he doesn't deserve this shit. School-shooter chapter when?
Maybe she's been fucking old men for money.
>Maybe Taeshi will avoid full hackery
God please don't roll out the cheating cliche after avoiding cliches with Sandy the entire series.
It faked out she was a jealous girlfriend cliche when "December" made it seems like Mike turned on Lucy because of Sandy only to disprove that only a couple chapters later when Mike saw her and she encouraged him to make up with her.
While "Model Girlfriend" communicates that their relationship is shaky and likely doomed, it did so without Sandy being a bad selfish girlfriend cliche.
So just doing a Dear John thing would be very lame.
Not for money directly, but for advancing in her career. You can be sure she had to do some "favours" to her managers
She was doing pin ups at 14, so it's not hard to imagine.
I’m only hear for these shitpost threads and god damn this comic is an awful shitfest if nothing
More happened in that April fools panel then years of this comic
It's your work? :)
"Love is Dead" Mike arc when?
You know he has to do it to 'em
Another blank page where nothing happens.
This is the most boring chapter EVER.
GARBAGE DAY
>Punished Mike
>All colorful scarfs into the trash
>Starts wearing a black tattered scarf
>Starts breaking everyone's phones
This feels like the same panel as last week. holy shit this is so slooooooow
I wonder what the next page says. Maybe I should pay $10 to find out
i was considering it
>Do it
>Suitard does another witch hunt
Veronica: Join my club and read my shit. Only for your money.
Non club members can go fuck.
don't
that isn't what patreanon died for
Nothing will happen, at all.
It's 5$ for the next page, but honestly, look at the preview, it's just an extension to the page we got today judging off mike's face.
I wish. It's an old repost
10 people should pay $1 for it
Yeah, agreed on this.
I liked the angle of Mike and Sandy slowly realizing they're just not that compatible. Mike just happened to be there for her when her life was at it's darkest but that alone not being a good base for a lasting relationship.
It would make them drifting apart more bittersweet
Does that one BCI user still have access?
...
Yes, let's pitch in. Give me the money and I'll totally do it
seems legit
Not anymore last I heard
I wish I could get paid $2000 a month just to draw the same halfassed anime faces over and over.
and if you didn't choose to live in one of the most expensive cities in the world while doing so maybe you wouldn't be worrying about money, either.
Shit, you could easily make this comic while having a full time job. These are literal doodles.
Wimpy betas literally deserve to be cucked, this is divine justice.
He partially deserves it in this case because come the fuck on
Honestly thinking about shilling for the early pages now that we lost patreanon but im not sure I'll be able to post every thread nor do I want to give any money to teashi's jew ass. Thoughts?
When will this borefest nightmare end? Fuckin nothing chapter has lasted since January,
I think you wouldn’t have to do it every thread. I think it’s situational, so I’m sure if you did.. someone in the next thread would do it.
You can't post once a week? I don't understand.
It's more just a monday thing, by the time I get the chance to get on here the thred'll probably be kill
I like that the one page a week format makes it feel like it's slowly dripping out bit by bit
"YAAAAY, wait... NOOOOOO"
>Maybe Taeshi will avoid full hackery
Bruh that happened with chibishit, so couple of years too late for that.
If you could post about this time that you're posting now it'd be OK; the thread usually lives for a few more hours before a janitor deletes it for no reason.
The cliche would make it funnier
Like those last drops of piss after taking a leak.
Except it's like that all the time when you're relieving yourself.
>suitcase could use his law degree to get a job doing literally something decent
>refuses because he's "managing" the merchandise and shit like that
all my laughs. Life is going to suck for these retards in 10 years when they're in their 40s and their meme comic about teenagers in 2008 has ended and the income gone with it.
>they make a sequel set in 2028
Seriously Mike?
New chapter will begin in November
Waiting for them to crash and burn in the most spectacular of ways. I imagine Taeshi will revert back to doing commissions and probably porn if that happens.
Suitcase continues to be wholely useless, sitting on his ass rather than cultivating a real skill.
Someone post the Paulo x Sue bci
>Today we posted ”Ice Breaker”, the newest BCI comic where Sue teaches Paulo how to not be a jerk
Sue is not capable of teaching anyone not to be a jerk.
Almost every girl Paulo did the "anime flirt" shtick on liked it.
Some just felt obligated to pretend they didn't
I know another really cute use of that necklance :^)
PauloxSue is pretty great desu
She's thiccening up nicely lately, too.
???
BEAD
this comic is dead
post paulo/sue
I'll make next trash thread Sue edition. Probably won't bother tmoz since ya'll dragged it along on bumps practically up to Saturday but will next week.
Paulo x Sue is infinetely better than Paulo x Daisy or Sue x David.
Please don’t make another until we get some non-retarded artists
based post
But what if I told you I have fresh content in the works
We got at least three looking at these threads, not including our recently deceased or piss boy.
I am intrigued.
>I am intrigued
I'm sure you are. Sadly it looks like you'll have to wait a week for it though :^)
Would be more excited for this then the actual comic
Threadly reminder that MIKE WAS RIGHT even now that he's portrayed as a pussy, pun intended.
For the warning regarding the consultation of this series please refer to donotreadthiscomicanon.
I want to read the version of BCB where Sue is the main character and Lucy is just the bitchy hot girl no one likes.
"I can't really talk about it right now." Sounds more like it could be a legal issue. If the theory that she was forced to have sex to get in fashion is correct, this might mean there is legal action going on.
You're overthinking it, it's so they can keep this dumb sandy-mike drama for a few more chapters.
He is Right and showing him get blown out after being Right is a very forced attempt to "prove" he is something other than Right.
It's like when the unloved "inclusive" re-design of a comic book character beats the original in a fight as if that proves the new version is better rather than the author is being petty and spiteful.
He is right about his shit friends. Not about Sandy.
Apparently Sue & Mike were originally the main leads way before the comic was off the ground. Sue was pretty much the same but Mike's personality was basically "Leo" from VGCats (i.e. retard). Mike was re-written to be the straight-man when Lucy took the spot instead.
>Sue was pretty much the same but Mike's personality was basically "Leo" from VGCats (i.e. retard)
>short-tempered grumpy girl and retard boy
sounds an awful lot like VG Cats in general.
>tfw VC Cats is a better romance than BCB
Three at the same time
Simultaneous
yeah i'm dead. i'm never coming back. their patreon should include their fucking bci comics not taeshis naked people doodles
What are you actually going to do with a law degree if you haven't gotten any sort of job relating to it in over five years?
Yeah, no one's going to hire someone who's let their degree rot unused for so many years. Who knows how much he's forgotten? Sadly he has wasted his education.
Sue is only for bullying and hugging and comforting only after she's been broken
Why doesn't Taeshi follow the manga route so she can finish the story quicker? Surely she can just color the pages for volume releases?
I'll just say this isn't necessarily Mike being stupid so much as him having no other way to feel like he's a good person. It's been firmly established by now that he doesn't trust his friends, and with the Lucy suicide thing hanging over his head he neither expects nor is entirely convinced he deserves forgiveness from them, so as with all his emotional needs he's relying on his relationship with Sandy to make himself feel moral. I'll say that this need is probably fueled by expectations put on him since childhood to be really kind, largely with Lucy but it was present in all facets of his life really. Which is also why he doesn't express his anger properly until he's pretty much ready to murder whoever he's angry at. Anyway his focus on trying to assuage his myriad of emotional issues is probably preventing him from thinking critically about Sandy. That all probably could've been more clear and concise but my head's killing me.
Sandy has zero relevance without Mike, and Taeshi trying so hard to make him look pathetic tells me she'd never put Mike in a situation like that where he'd have to show any agency or maturity whatsoever.
I just hope he's allowed to grow his spine back before getting stuck with Lucy again.
>I'd really just like to watch you play.
think_emoji.psd
What story? She plans to milk this shit like a shiner battle manga because she has no other means of income. Neither does her "husband."
I mean, your degree is still worthwhile if it's a generalized one and you've had SOME kind of job, but if you have a specialized degree like law and don't get any sort of work, you're straight fucked. There's no point in saying "why doesn't he put that law degree to use," he basically can't at this point barring he gets his shit together and applies for an entry level I-don't-even-need-a-degree job at a firm and someone takes pity on him.
Doesn't she want to do other things? It's not like BCB can keep her income afloat forever.
>Doesn't she want to do other things?
Hahahahaha.
>It's not like BCB can keep her income afloat forever.
user these people are still stuck on drawing the exact same fucking teenage drama with the same characters with no aspirations for improvement or moving on to new things and have been at it for like, a decade.
They don't consider the future.
You underestimate how crazy the niche fandom is for this comic, fyi 400 people all paying upwards of 5 dollars a piece for 1 express page a week.
I admittedly forget about BCB aside from threads thanks to plenty of Battle manga and things like Kaguya making me forget about it. I remember Taeshi said she wanted to do something different years ago so I guess it's my fault for believing she would keep her word on that.
Would they be better off they considered it now or is it too late?
Would the number of people have been bigger if Taeshi and Suitcase weren't assholes?
I know at least 5 people who would've bought merch and done a patreon if bagboy wasn't her husband so yes
Are you at least coming back to the discord? :(
>when you make time in your busy day for BCB shitposting
>their patreon should include their fucking bci comics not taeshis naked people doodles
Not rolling their ancient subscription-model into the patreon is pretty dumb. I guess they want people paying 45 a year for a couple of low-effort-art comics (to be fair the content is often better than the depths the main comic has reached these days) AND 5-10 a month for patreon stuff.
Can a law degree for Australia work for American law? I figure laws are the least immigrant friendly work. You would have to start from zero given how each place have their own laws.
damn, i remember reading this back when this page came out, honestly i want to go back to vgcats every now and then and yet somehow find myself gravitating back to this hot mess instead
i've been planning on it
Duh.
Furries have low standards.
I mean yes and no. It's complicated. Civil Law vs Common Law vs etc etc. There's programs for conversion.
Problem is Suitcase's lazy fucking ass never looked for work.
My thinking is more along the lines of him getting a more general job which might be impressed he has a law degree, rather than specifically getting into law.
from what i know (and some assumptions) from random tweets and when they were more open about their personal lives, theyre finishing out the comic in america probably for merch sales, and then fucking off back to australia. taeshi mentioned a while back that they can't think about having kids in america cause healthcare. once you hit 35 though your body is pretty done with making healthy babies (it's considered high risk once a woman hits 35) so good luck i guess
Never heard of "overqualified?" A law degree you don't use is basically a noose. He has to work hard to get a job at this point and his best bet would be working in law regardless.
She really better get on that, then.
High risk is over 40, 35 just means the possibility of having autism babies is over 1%. An autistic kid would suit them though.
Goddamn I hope these two never breed, they are highly dysfunctional. Taeshi would be having too many BPD crises everyday from having to change a diaper to hearing a baby cry. Suitcase is too up her ass having to baby her every step of the way in life.
But I'd also wager she's probs infertile from her childhood.
She'll be stuck drawing BCB until she dies or her hand gives off, maybe doing some shitty spinoff with the same characters. Suitcase will remain her nurse/nanny living off credit cards and inheritance - once their audience grows up they will slowly dry up the income and they will end up on welfare or flipping burgers.
Since nothing at all happened this week even compared to last week, anyone have a BCI or book chapter they haven't read yet?
It's the only reason why he's been doing everything for her.
Who would delete an innocent pail-of-water-related post?
inb4 next update is more stonewalling and nothing
Looks like I haven’t missed much, eh?
Aw I missed the juicy post, must've really twisted the janny's *coughbagboycough* panties.