But Zack and Yea Forums said Tom King has turned Batman into a beta male! Were they lying all this time?

Shes a useless untrustworthy disloyal megawhore who is inferior as a waifu to Harley fucking quinn of all people.

I'm serious. Shes not even the whore with a heart of gold. Shes just 100% whore.

And yeah, Bruce is a limp dick cuck. Having that beat up thot doing pushups o. His fucking back doesn't make him less of a bitch and her a gross thot

Thank you for demonstrating how autistic you are.

Getting fit doesn't mlm make you less of a bitch
That's what fat weaklings and cucks think who oft decide to take steroids and workout think.

t.chad/Jamal who's seen this bullshit before

Shut up cunt

>youth
>hating shit comics
>wanting to make money
The three sins of Yea Forums

Considering King is making him spew out another kid not so limp I guess.

Catwoman is still shit.

Tom king pls...Catcunt sucks.

King’s Batman sucks in terms of writing.

Tom King and Bendis need to get together to make the most boring, wack comic of all time

Said the guy gargling CG dick.

I think he meant boomers.
The Cg leaders all old guys with nothing of value to say.

I didn't have any feeling for Catwoman or the bat/cat. but thanks to Tom King I hated.

Tom wanted to show how great Catwoman is, how pure is the bat/cat love, but he did it in the most disgusting, repulsive way.

>Catwoman is the only one who understands Batman
what about Alfred and the family, the ones whos stick by his side throw all of the Crises (knightfall, no man's land, being accused of murder, war games, .....etc)
>Catwoman is the ultimate badass who beat everyone (Talia, ivy, 3 flashes, some worrier who's friend with Diana, Bane, Joker) and batman is a sissy who gets beaten by everyone (Bane, Talia, ivy, Harley, Joker, some punks in the mountains, HOLLY ROBINSON)
Batman trained for years in the hands of great masters, he stands shoulder to shoulder with gods and superpowers being and beaten gods and monsters
Catwoman is an acrobatic thief.
>Isolates Batman from his family and friend, taking down the oldest and pushing the closest just to manifest how unique his Relationship with Catwoman is
you can write a love story without distortion the other Relationships

>waifu
You should be shot in the neck

The real question is...

...how is Morrison going to redeem this shit retroactively like he did all that Silver Age garbage?

You can be physically strong but emotionally weak. That's a pretty common trope. Bruce's sanity currently rests 100% on Selina, who is the center of pretty much everything in this current arc. He bitchslapped his own son because Selina's name was besmirched. Think about that.

Viagra can me even a faggit hard for oussy.

He's a bitch.

Liking comics is the biggest sin of all though

almost forgot
>this is the first time Batman got heartbroken by someone he loves
the robins' death, Shondra losing her awareness and become a child minded for curing him, jezebel is undercover Black Glove agent, Sasha being framed for murder and Tortured, Zatanna's betrayal, Talia's madness and now that the phantom mask is canon Andrea's leaving.

don't forget Leslie Thompson lied to him about Stephany

Op, that's a picture of Matches Malone. You seem to be mistaken. I know Matches, he's a good guy. Would never get involved with the friggin Batman though.

Exactly.

There exists no world in which Batman would just vacation while Gotham is being controlled by a super villain.

Oh, and you forgot to mention that his OWN SON is a fucking hostage and Bane has "killed" Alfred.

So yeah, there's no reason for Batman to be fiddling around as Gotham burns. Imagine Superman just off in the bahamas vacationing with Lois as his own son is being held hostage by Lex who kicked Superman out of Metropolis and now "owns" it. Would never happen. Infact, Superman wouldn't even let Lex have a random hostage that Supes doesn't even know.

>jezebel is undercover Black Glove agent
iirc he was on to her wasn't he?