What are some good examples of irredeemable villains in cartoons?

Kevin isn't irredeemable, he's just a generic teenage fuckboy. Just needs to grow up and he'll be fine.

He made Stevonnie uncomfortable. Fuck him, people like him don’t change

Look, let’s be honest with ourselves. Steven probably raped him within the Timeskip and that’s why he’s not in the movie.

Which generic teenage fuck boy made you uncomfortable

Better yet, he’s fucking Kevin on the side and Connie is completely oblivious to it

He secretly desires Stevonnie's big futa cock.

Steg fucikng Kevin Shen?

>He secretly desires Steven

Didn't Iago get redeemed?

Steg fucking Rainbow Quartz 2 when?

It’s how he always reforms people

Everyone has a Kevin in their lives. That’s why he’s hated more than the Diamonds

>Everyone has a Kevin in their lives.

I don't.

This meme needs to die.

Them you’re the Kevin of someone else’s life

I don't hate Kevin.

Because he's clearly a kid.

Anybody got the greentext where Steven gets adopted, abused, then chucked by Kevin?

What?

That doesn’t excuse the shit he pulled.

The party was a good start. He could have easily let Steven grovel and cry to Connie then kick them both out. At the surface it seemed like he was helping just to get stevonnie but it's clear he saw himself in Steven.

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Only hated more by absolute morons who consider a douche worse than a genocidal dictator

But the Diamonds can be excused, right?

Well more people have experiences with douches than dictators so no shot they feel that way

They actually apologized and worked to improve themselves.
Kevin never once felt remorse for his actions and never improves himself.
Big difference.

Look up Uniquenameosaurus video on Dolores Umbridge and you’ll understand

>It's okay, guys. She said she's sorry!
They're mass murderers. He's a douche. Big difference.
Umbridge was also more than happy to kill people.

It depends on the story itself. Not all stories need a villain.
But a good villain song is always welcomed.

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No need to shill a video for that "A Million Strangers is Statistic, a personal annoyance a disaster without equal." it is why we can get hilarious situations like Noble Red in the latest Symphogear Season, But as studies in audience reactions to the concept it is pretty interesting.

Elsa has implied kills of Mooks, but isn't as in your face as the others.

Vanessa has statistical kills but not too much on screen and shitty attitude where she is unrepentant about them and dragging in innocents into conflicts.

Milaarc has a explicitly stated kill number of 70k, killed some minor characters and really did a number on one of the main characters and is all around a bitch to everyone but Elsa and Vanessa.

They all get Death By Redemption.

The reason i bring that up is because i feel that Kevin is basically a extreme on the opposite end, we are supposed to hate him, but it just feels really dumb to do so because what makes him "bad" is such nonsense in the grand scheme of things and the show pointed people trying to do WORSE shit as redeemable, he is just a tryhard teenager that was kinda offensive and a asshole.

Kevin did nothing wrong, and why should he change everything about himself just because Steven says so, people shouldn't have to bend over backwards to change just to fit a little fat autist's delusions of peace and love.

>This projection
How many people have you shit on to get where you are in life user? I bet you don't even think about them. Faggot.

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There were a series of greentexts where a write fag crated a loop that went like this:
>Story starts the same way, gems get shot by police, Greg gets arrested, Steven is left pennyless and adopted. Sort of like a Charles Dickens novel.
>Steven's new caretakers are comically abusive, giving him the most ridiculous punishments for the most asinine offenses.
>Steven also, somehow, manages to piss off the other children and gets bullied by everyone, even the nice kids.
>When Steven is about broken, battered and bruised, his body slowly wasting away due to one disease or another, Kevin and Conny appear, cucking Steven with that being the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>Steven then dies in a pile of his own filth and the cycle starts all over again.
All because he wouldn't learn.

Honestly it's more about tribalism, territoriality, and nepotism. Andy while being just as abrasive as Kevin is forgiven not because of differing views but because he's blood related to Steven. Homeworld, the Diamonds, and the CGs are forgiven for that exact same reason as either adopted family or pets like how he saw Centipeedle.

Kevin is not blood related to Steven, he threatened Steven's territorial relationship with Connie, and also interrupted Steven's song and dance. There's nothing for Steven to claim on Kevin. He's not a fixer-upper sadsack like Sadie or Lars, he's not a Gem, and he's not a sycophant like Connie.

Shame there’s no porn of this.

He literally did nothing wrong.

Steven can easily forgive family and/or anyone who was hurt by them. The HW/Era 3 arc was resolved so easily because it was just a family spat disguise as a intergalactic war. All gems fall under this but humans like Kevin and Ronaldo can suck it.

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Even Ronaldo gets more forgiveness and he straight up kidnapped Steven.

What about Lars? He was an absolute dick to Steven and Steven still wanted to be his friend

Jesus Christ

I always figured Steven just had pity for Ronaldo.

Yeah, about that...

Already checked every booru, there exists no Futa On Male Stevonnie x Kevin pictures.

>people like him don’t change

Humans never change. It's an exceptionally rare trait for someone to change.

Honestly Kevin just screams douchebag. I can't think of any other word to describe him. I don't hate him, he doesn't make me mad. He is just objectively a douchebag.

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Well they do, but they stop changing at some point.

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So Steven and Greg fucking fusion of Steven and Pearl?

That’s a ton of fetishes with just two fusions

kevin did literally nothing wrong

It's cause the writers and the audience they write for have no actual experience with mass atrocity, but do with douchebag's who pervade their personal life. People are simply gonna feel worse on a personal level about a douche guy. If the series were written by survivors of war-torn WW2 Europe and the holocaust/gulags maybe the gems and all their crimes would be shown in the appropriately far more horrible light.

I just realized Sugar is related to a Holocaust survivor. Wonder if that shaped some of her writing somehow.

I think he meant that everyone in Aladdin was an unlikable asshole, but I'm not fully sure either.

See
Kevin is a much more personal villain than the Diamonds. While they may be “worst” Kevin hurt Steven on a very fundamental level. This is why Kevin works as the perfect villain for SU, because he stands against everything the show stands for.

Literally did nothing wrong

>because he stands against everything the show stands for.
literally the best human in the show

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Is that a Ren'Py game?

youtube.com/watch?v=-SYW_tehs_s

Well, Kevin kind of got redeemed. He tried to help Steven through a difficult breakup in his own Kevin way.

>being against being a good person is somehow good

Retard, your projection doesn't apply to mentally stable people. Space Hitlers are very much seen as worse than chode boy.

i made both those posts lel
I still think it's silly on a level on the writers part and badly reflects the generations priorities. If you're gonna rail against hormonal teen douchebags that don't really know better then fine but it's bad taste and a lack of perspicacity to make him seem especially evil in a show about battling genocide, slavery, Mengele experimentation and eternal conquest.

Ren’Py?

Beach City Drift was a mistake.

They corrupted, shattered, exoerimentally fuse/broke their own kind. But it's a good thing they are very very sowwy. Go deep throat EA's cock kid, you clearly only need a simple apology to forgive. Also, sorry about the kid part, you retarded dipshit.

I think we can at least agree that Kevin has a chode

Actually, my headcanon is that Kevin has the perfect dick; plenty of length, a little bit of girth, plump set of balls.
The problem is that, because of his overconfidence, he can’t use it for shit.

i liked that ep a lot

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Remember, this show is about self improvement and forgiveness. Until he shows that he’s read to change his ways and that he’s truly sorry for his actions, the Diamonds have the moral high ground here

>There are people who genuinely think like this

Did the Diamonds ever sexually harass someone?

No, fuck that. The Diamonds' continuing to exist at all, let alone happily, is a crime against everyone they've killed. Saying they're sorry is like when a serial killer converts to Christianity to atone for their sins. If you commit genocide, you need to die. You have no moral superiority over some teenage douche.

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What you don't have genocidal space milfs in your life?

The Diamonds aren’t meant to be seen as tyrants but as a broken family, whereas Kevin is pretty straight forward

Does White count as a GMILF?

It's a software engine for making VNs.

elder milf

the show is terrible and retarded,so in this case ,yes,he is a real hero,and a real human being
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Pic related.

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this is kind of retarded,i hate war criminals more than jerks,war criminals are objectively worse

but he's just some asshole teen

You just don’t respect women

If there’s one upside to her developing her own show, it’s that Owl House has a fighting chance.

>they're tyrants but you're supposed to ignore that part

Literally did nothing wrong

If Rebecca wanted them to be a sympathetic broken family, she really shouldn't have made them responsible for things like Mengele-tier experiments on other Gems, having Gems hunted down and shattered for being born wrong, and genociding organic life.

Who nearly raped two kids

General Tesler from Tron Uprising.

Also Kevin is pretty hot. 10/10 would rape.

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They never wanted to be that way. Kevin wants to be a jerk

is there a kevin dating sim?

Not yet

is it just for kevin or is it for SU characters in general?

>Yellow and Blue diamond awkwardly attempt to explain the concept of a cum bath to White

I think it’s just a mock up

Wasn't there one where Steven became a member of the Outer Party? That was pretty good.

Kevin is basically the Yamcha of SU.
The difference is I feel bad for Yamcha.

No... But he ends up in Mississippi!
First episode:
>"Alright Steven, are you ready for an adventure?"
>"Yeah-"
>They froze as they heard a microphone boom out, "this is the police. We have your house surrounded. Come out with your hands up and nobody gets hurt." They looked out the window and saw masses of police cars, a SWAT team, even a news helicopter circling over the shack.
>"Well girls," Pearl shook her head, "looks like we gotta scare them again."
>"Uh, guys-" Steven was nervous, "I don't think that's a good idea-"
>"Oh Steven, they're just little humans. What could they possibly do?" One by one the Gems left the shack with Steven watching nervously out the window.
>"You ready girls?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Lets-"
>"She's got a gun, she's got a gun!" Before they could fuse, bullets ripped across the beach, tearing into the three like mince meat. "Go, go, go! Git da kid outta heah!" Officer Ruckus shouted, his gun still trained on Pearl or rather what was left of her: a vaguely humanoid shape with a torn mouth with little gem stones sprinkled around her.
>"No!" Steven cried, "WAAAHHH!"

>Kevin runs into Steven in the mall.
>"Hey there, kid Could you hid me real quick"
>"Kevin. What's wrong with you?"
>"Shhhh! She'll hear"
>"Who?"
>"That girl! Sabina. My ex! We had a real nasty breakup and I can't let her see me...like this."
>"Kevin you can't just hide from her your whole life. Just go talk to her."
>"I don't know what I'd say"
>"Don't worry, Now it's time for Mr. Universe to show you how to get closure"
>"Oh! Cool. So where is he?"
>"M-Me...I'm Mr. Universe"
>"oh."

Second Episode:
>Greg had gotten arrested for child neglect and sentenced to seven years in prison. Onion continued his domination and takeover of Beach City, Ronaldo as his buttboy. Peedee never got over his fear of Mascots and killed himself after seeing a Ronald McDonald actor at a birthday party. Pearl tried to find Steven but gave up, eventually returning to homeworld.
>Steven meanwhile... "WAAAHHH!"
>"Boy, you're goin' work and you goin' ta work hard. Or," a lash hit the ground. Steven's back was already covered with scars and his eyesight was weak from being exiled to that hut the Dunbars had stashed away in the forest. He knew damn well what Roger had in store for him. Steven was unresponsive, the light still blinding. "Boy, what did I say?" As the lash hit the ground, Steven remembered the horrible man's left eye which had some kind of fungoid growth.
>"Yes Papa sah, dun whips me again!" Steven pleaded.
>"Gud, now get pickin' BOY!" Steven immediately fell to the ground and stated tending to the tomato patch. His fellow kids glaring at him, one even throwing a dirt clod at his face.
>"Ow!"
>"Das what ya get," Rahem snarled, "you gettin' us in trouble again."
>"Yeah!" Snarled Lila, her beauty doing little to hide her vile dark eyes, "Every time you fuck up, Papa fucks all of us!"
>Another dirt clod hit Steven, making him cry: "STOP!"
>"Eh boy," 'Papa' came riding on a horse, "what did ah say 'bout startin' a ruckus?"

Third Episode:
>Steven managed to make enemies of everyone at the farm. Becoming the victim of many practical jokes and forced to hold the worst pen in the entire farm. Nobody wanted Steven so he had been placed in foster care, ending up with the Dunbars who ran an ailing farm out in the county. So Steven went from the half Gem hero to a slave in all but name in backwoods Mississippi.
>One day while cleaning his mess, he saw something through the chain link fence. He blinked, his eyes still weak, vaguely making out Papa and his terrible junkyard dogs he turned out on any who tried escaping. The figure got closer and closer until, "Ronaldo!" Steven cried, "help! Connie help!"
>Connie stopped with Kevin and stared, "who is that?" The two watching the filthy kid with the torn striped shirt jumping up and down like a maniacal monkey.
>Kevin gave the wickedest grin, "I have no idea. C'mon Connie," Connie moved beside Kevin, "let's leave that psycho fuck."
>"No..." Kevin slowly moved his hand to Connie's behind and winked at Steven before entering Papa's farmhouse. "NO!"
>"Hey fatfuck," one of the other children who was knee deep in pig droppings snarled, "shut the hell up!"
>Later, the back door opened and out stepped Papa with rage in his eyes. "WHERE'S FATTEH!?" The two dogs barking and diving into the yard, Kevin's laughter echoing as the man bought his fruit and drove off with Connie. Steven tried to run but slid in the mud and didn't have time to react as the dogs ripped into his arms.
>"No-AAAAHHHH!" The Dogs were relentless, Steven shrieked as he felt the jaws rip into his skin. The dogs dragging him through the mudwater which was quickly getting mixed in with blood.
>Papa watched for a few minutes before whistling and calling his dogs off. "Let that be a lesson fatteh, Stinks? Drag this piece o' shit into tha barn."
>"Yes sir." The taller kid walked over and kicked Steven in the guts before hauling him to what passed for their infirmary.

Fourth Episode:
>Steven has to go to school. Papa did everything in his power to fight against it: claiming he was sick, claiming he was ill, claiming he was retarded and forcing Steven to get a low score on his IQ test as proof. However, the State of Mississippi eventually wins and Steven watches Papa in his dirt stained coveralls growing smaller and smaller in the rear view mirror. You would think that he felt relief but Steven didn't, still shivering at the image of his caretaker's disgusting left eye.
>But school wasn't great either, "hey fatshit!" One of the big fifth punched him right in the nose. "I hear you're in retard classes!" Steven had been thrown into special ed and the whole school knew about it. Making him the laughing stock of the entire student body. Not helped by Lila and Rahem telling everyone about Steven's fuckups.
>"Stop hitting me!" Steven cried, "WAAAHHH!"
>"Dah, look-" Steven felt the kneecap kick right into his chin, tasting blood as he fell onto the ground, "the little bitch is crying! AHAHAHAHA!" The school roared with laughter. Then the bully started stomping him, and the entire thing turned into a circus. A teacher stood watching, having gotten tired of Steven and needing someone to 'train' him into fitting in.
>Only stepping in when the bully started crushing Steven's left hand. Shouting, "THAT'S ENOUGH!" The kids backed away, "you had your fun. He's broken in now. GIT!" The bully gang left grumbling and the other kids snarled.
>"FUCK!" "I HATE THAT KID!" "Bro, we should throw rocks at him!" "Yeah, the little queer won't know what hit him. AHAHAHA!" Steven heard all of it, shivering in terror, knowing that these kids would tear him apart in a heartbeat if it meant even a brief respite from their shitty life. Or if they had that shiny 'white stuff' on the line, stuff they sniffed in the school bathroom during recess.
>Steven dusted himself and went to find a corner to cry in.

Fifth Episode:
>Steven overhears Lila and the girls talking about him in school and it's not pretty. "Hey, you know Steven?"
>"Yeah, the faggot?"
>"Yeah, did you know he was raised by a commune full of lesbos?"
>"Really?"
>"Shit."
>"No wonder he's so queer."
>"Not only that, they made him stick a dildo in his ass everyday, saying that it made him closer to Jesus?"
>"Really?"
>"Oh shit!"
>"Damn, no wonder he's so queer. All he knows is cock. Cock sucking, cock riding, cock fucking, hell bet that cock lovin' sack of shit was a total slut."
>"And you know what they do to sluts?"
>"What?"
>"Well..."
>Later that day the mean fifth graders cornered Steven with Lila in the forefront, her vile eyes looking down at Steven and smiling. "Hey slut, we hear you was pretty dirty."
>"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
>"Get 'im, boys!"
>"NO! AHHHH!!!" The fourth grades held him down, the girls grabbing tuffs of his hair and tearing. Steven screaming as he felt the girls ripping out of his, droplets of blood falling onto the cement. Then, RIP, it was over. "AAAHHH!" Steven felt like he was scalped, the kids looking down at him and laughing, their trophies held in their hand.
>"That'll teach you." Lila smiled as she walked away and threw her tuft of hair right into Steven's face.

Sixth Episode:
>Steven walks up to the chain link fence in the middle of the night, collapsing on his knees, and cries. His hands holding his head, weeping endlessly as he sees the stars in the great wide beyond. Twinkling, seeming so close yet so far, and all he wanted to do was go up there and leave this terrible world behind. One of his ears had bandages, having lost it from frostbite.
>He was missing three fingers, one on his right, two on his left, and somedays he woke up coughing blood. Apart of him knew his time was coming to an end. Papa refused to take him to the hospital, the other kids joined in the beatings, always blaming him for their fuckups, and his star shirt was gone. Instead of he was wearing a second hand rainbow fag shirt he had gotten from salvation army. But all he wanted was to see one person one more time, one person that he cared for...
>Then a car pulled up, out stepped Kevin and... Connie. "Kevin," she looked at her boyfriend, "I'm not entirely sure this is a good idea."
>"What do you mean, Fatima?"
>"Ya know..." Steven craned his last remaining ear to hear. "Farmer Dunbar might see us and..."
>"And..." Steven tried so hard to hear.
>"And... I'm not really good at this, ya know?"
>"Please," Kevin looked at Steven, smiling. "They called me the Pussy Slayer back in College."
>"Oh? Ok. Hahaha!" Connie giggled as she excitedly went back into the car.
>Kevin remained outside for a moment longer, grinning as he flipped off Steven before getting back in, the car turning off. Then it started rocking back and forth, Steven hearing Connie giggling, screaming, and giving sounds of absolute delight. "No..." What was left of Steven's spirit died, now his body...
>Blood started pouring from his mouth, "No..." Steven fell to the ground, sliding into the mud, coughing up more blood stuffed mucus. He felt his bowls give way. When they found in the morning, the Coroner decreed Steven died in a pile of his own blood, shit, and piss.

Epilogue:
>It was a warm and sunny day when they found Steven, a terrible day to die. Papa could barely hold back tears, looking at the chubby boy, slowly getting zipped up in a bodybag. "I loved that boy as if he were mah own son," his eyes were watering, "poor kid. Ah gotta go..."
>Papa walked away, his head down, his two really friend dogs trailing after him. The other foster kids watched Steven leave the farm in silence, Rahem shaking his head. "Man, that Steven was like a brother to me. Like he was there in the streets but when the time came to get real, he just couldn't do it."
>"Yeah," Stinks agreed, staring dejectedly at the sky. "Poor Steven. The pigs loved that kid." Stinks noticed Lila crying her eyes out right next to him, the tall boy gently laying a hand on her shoulder. "There, there, Little Lady. I'm sure Steven is in a better place now."
>Lila looked up, her makeup washing down her cheeks and her nose completely stuffed. "He was so..." She started crying again.
>"There, there..." Stinks hugged her, then Rahem.
>Steven however saw one thing and one thing only: a flaming gate with devils whipping and tormenting the damned, shepherding them inside. One of them pranced up to Steven, it's genitalia replaced by a horrible face that went: "WELCOME TO HELL, FATTY!"
>"No... WHAAAAHHHH! I DON'T WANNA-I DON'T-" He turned and saw an image from the mortal world.
>Kevin and Connie sitting in bed together, Kevin inspecting Connie's rather volpatrous lingerie while Connie was barely able to keep her eyes off Kevin's well sculpted muscles. "Hey Kevin..." She tenderly moved his right cheek. "I'm open to experimentation. Wanna fuck my ass?"
>"Sure babe. But... Kind of feel like we're being watched ya know?"
>"Oh, but that's the thing..." Connie turned and looked directly at Steven. "We are." She then leaped upon Kevin.
>"No.... WAAAAHHHH!"
>The Demon picked up Steven, staring at him with it's horrible reptilian eyes, before tossing him through the gate.

Sarcasm doesn't come through well on the internet, do people not get that Steven was supposed to irrationally hate Kevin? He's a douche but Steven was ultimately supposed to be in the wrong for letting him bend him out of shape.

So begineth the loop, as Steven must learn his lessons and repent for his sins (apparently Dante showed up in one of these):
First episode:
>"Alright Steven, are you ready for an adventure?"
>"Yeah-"
>They froze as they heard a microphone boom out, "this is the police. We have your house surrounded. Come out with your hands up and nobody gets hurt." They looked out the window and saw masses of police cars, a SWAT team, even a news helicopter circling over the shack.
>"Well girls," Pearl shook her head, "looks like we gotta scare them again."
>"Uh, guys-" Steven was nervous, "I don't think that's a good idea-"
>"Oh Steven, they're just little humans. What could they possibly do?" One by one the Gems left the shack with Steven watching nervously out the window.
>"You ready girls?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Lets-"
>"She's got a gun, she's got a gun!" Before they could fuse, bullets ripped across the beach, tearing into the three like mince meat. "Go, go, go! Git da kid outta heah!" Officer Ruckus shouted, his gun still trained on Pearl or rather what was left of her: a vaguely humanoid shape with a torn mouth with little gem stones sprinkled around her.
>"No!" Steven cried, "WAAAHHH!"
Also, apparently Dante showed up and went:
>"Never before I hath heard such cuckoldry! Thine deserveth his punishment and will get no pity. Neither from the holy, nor me."

>"Kid are you sure this is gonna work?"
>"Just say exactly what we practiced."
>"Hey, Sabina" finger guns
>"Oh hey, Kevin" barely looks up from her phone
>Kevin visibly sweating "So uh...wanna...talk?"
>"um...we are talking?"
>"Right. Right. Well I meant. Do you wanna grab lunch or something. I know this cool little donut place just outside of town that has this great -"
>"Donuts? Really? That's just empty carbs. And I definitely don't wanna go to some lame-o shop"
>"Th-that's cool" Looks angrily at Steven
>Steven gestures for him to continue
>"So I just wanted to talk about...what happened between us and-"
>"Oh WOW. Can't you just move on Kevin? First all those desperate texts and weird messages on my timeline. You're honestly so pathetic. It's like you're obsessed with me or something".

Second Episode:
>Steven had been placed in a Catholic orphanage in the big city, and the nuns were very unpleasant. "ADMIT IT!" The paddle hit Steven's rump, "ADMIT YOUR SIN!"
>Steven tried to ignore the tears slowly going down his pudgy, fatty face. "No, there's nothing wrong-"
>"SIN!" Sister Maria screeched. "SINNER! Say your forgiveness in the eyes of the lord, and he may forgive ye."
>"No-" another, "Owie! No, please I-" another swat, then another, before Steven finally broke down and screamed at the cross, "I STOLE! I STOLE! I'm sorry! Thievery is a sin!" The Lord Christ always forgave, looking upon Steven with pity, but his father wasn't entirely convinced of Steven's forgiveness.
>Maria stopped, her hard brown eyes bitter but pleased Steven learned his lesson. "Good, Sister Martha?" She turned at a young initiate who watched the debacle. "Clean his face and send him with the rest of the children."
>"Yes mam," she grabbed Steven by the wrist, trying to ignore his bloodied, scarred behind, and dragged him to the showers. "Clean up." She ordered the troublesome boy, not unkindly.
>"I only took salame!" Steven cried.
>"You took an entire ROLL! You're lucky the butcher was very understanding, considering your..." Martha hesitated, "background. Now clean up and get ready to go to school."
>"BUT I DON'T LIKE SCHOOL! WAAAAHHHH!" Steven stomped around like a spoiled brat, making Martha just shake her head and walk off.
>"Well Adam," Steven heard a voice behind him and saw two young kids watching him. One had a very doglike face with amber eyes that gleamed with mischief, and the other was a handsome blonde kid with strong blue eyes that had the weight of the world behind them. "Let's follow this one. He looks amusing. Plus the bully gangs should be fun."
>Adam looked upon Steven with pity, "very well Puck. As long as we go to that Cheese Fair."

Third Episode:
>Adam sat in the back of the bus, his new classmates looking upon him with pure unbridled hate or disgust. The two exceptions were the homely dog faced boy Puck and his handsome companion who were more mischievous and pitying respectively. "Hey Fatfuck," a nasty kid with red glasses leaned in, "you wanna know what I do for fun?" The kid flicked open a lighter and lit a cigarette.
>Steven was fearful, "No..."
>"Well..." The psychotic boy stubbed the lit cigarette in Steven's forehead.
>"OWIE!" Steven shrieked as he felt the burn, falling to the bus floor. It roared with laughter, even more so as his tormentor started kicking him.
>"Fucking fat shit! Making my seat even more crowded! Fucking fat piece of gay shit!" The bus driver ignoring the scene, having dealt with Steven before and knowing the kid had to get broken in or else the world would eat him alive. The torment only stopped when the bus came to a stop with a screeching halt, the outcasts stepping on Steven like he was a old wornout welcome mat. Puck laughing while Adam shook his head, watching Steven slowly get up and leaving the bus.
>"Looks like our subject isn't doing so well." Adam observed as three bullies immediately tackled and started beating on Steven. One putting him in a headlock as his two compatriots started hitting him. Steven's face getting black and blue, with blood mixed in with tears and piss.
>"What? You didn't complain at the Games!" Puck chuckled as Steven finally got the urge to cry for help. The three bullies looked around, seeing Puck who gave them a thumbs up... Slowly turning it downwards. The three got the message and grinned, the big tormentor crashing Steven to the ground, laughing as three little teeth popped out and slid across the sidewalk while Puck's eyes gleamed with amusement.
>"Come on," Adam looked on in disgust and pity, "this boy is no Marcus Attilus."

Fourth Episode:
>Steven was struggling to fit in class, the students targeting him for all manner of practical jokes. The big bully leading most of them, though little Sid got some of his anger out, and mischievous Puck couldn't help but join in from time to time. All with Adam looking disapprovingly at Steven, feeling both pity and disgust. Why?
>"Mr. Simmons! Mr. Simmons!"
>"What?" Simmons eyes were bloodshot from having to deal with Steven. "The hell you want?"
>"Gerald broke the rules! He's copied Arnold's homework!"
>"So?" Simmons rolled his eyes, "it's fucking Elementary School."
>"I'M TELLING-"
>"Who? The principal? He's even more sick of this shit than I am! God fucking damnit!" Simmons slammed a fist on the desk. "Learn how to deal with your own fucking problems!"
>"But you're an adult-"
>"Detention for a week. Now get out of my face."
>Puck burst out laughing, observing the scene from his desk. But outside the classroom Adam was negotiating with two people who very much disliked Steven. "We need to help that kid, he's obviously not accumuliating well."
>"Yo! You want us to help fatso?" Gerald had his arms crossed. "That's impossible! Dat shit iz like askin us to cure world hunga or sum shit."
>"Yeah, I don't know..." Arnold leaned forward at the tall blonde kid. "... Adam, he's like retarded or something."
>"But you're the one who always fixes everything!" Adam pressed Arnold, "everyone comes to you for help. Even Crackboy."
>"Fine, fine," Arnold sighed, "I'll do it. But you OWE ME!"
>Adam shrugged, "fair enough." All the while Steven had been given yet another beating, both his eyes pitch black.
>"STOP HITTING ME! WAAAAHHH!"
>"Oh no Fatty." Puck shrugged, "this will all stop when you learn."
>"LEARN WHAT?!" Puck laughed and walked away, flipping the bird behind him.

Fifth Episode:
>Arnold had taken it upon himself to teach Steven how to interact with other human beings. "Steven, when somebody shows up, fist up in the air, you don't start singing. That doesn't fix anything."
>"Yes it does!"
>"No it doesn't. The guy will just beat you and steal everything you have. You also gotta stop crying every five minutes."
>"Boys can cry!"
>"Only in private. Actually, that goes for girl's too. It's annoying man. Steel your pain like the rest of us."
>Any other person would take in this wisdom, seeing the value inherent in it like it was written on a ancient epitaph recording the last works of Pharaoh. Thing is, this is Steven, not King Narmur or Osris. "Arnold, that's toxic masculinity!"
>"What the hell?" Arnold face palmed.
>"Get your transmiscogynistic reactionary neo-nazi face outta here!" Steven pointed to the playground.
>"Alright fatty," Arnold got up and glared.
>Just then the three bullies approached, "hey Fatfuck, I hear you've been saying shit. Time to teach ya' a lesson!"
>"Oh?" Steven took a step forward and began singing, "OH HOW MUCH I-" A punch, this time hitting Steven right in the nose, breaking it in a single motion.
>"The little bitch tried singing," Harold laughed, "what a fag! This deserves an extra beating." Harold started stomping Steven's face in with his engineer boots. Stinky kicking him in the guts. And Sid destroying his legs, trying his absolute best to break them.
>"STOP-" Crack, Steven screamed as he felt a sharp pain in one of his legs.
>"Ah dude," Sid giggled, "I broke one of the fag's legs."
>"Yeah, lets cripple dis he'ah sodomite." Stinky got started on Steven's right arm.
>"AAAHHHH!"
>All the while Arnold watched the scene and shook his head. "There's no helping this kid everybody. He's a lost cause. Do whatever you want to him." Sighing with disgust, Arnold turned and walked away.
>"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Puck howled with laughter.

Sixth Episode:
>The Cheese Festival had started. Steven wandering in, still smiling despite being the bruised rat and outcast that he was. Adam and Puck following him in, still amazed nobody noticed two new kids that just popped out of nowhere. Or the fact Puck's eyes glowed red on occasion. Or the fact Adam sometimes looked like a spectral being.
>They passed the ferris wheel, it's horses and unicorns turning into the four horsemen riding to bring about apocalypse and the end of the world as Steven walked by. Then the three came across a dance that was just starting, a mass of kids and adults dancing along.
>There Steven's eyes went wide, "CONNIE!" He cried, as Connie was indeed there but she was... Less than thrilled to see Steven.
>"Oh Steven," Connie tsked as the fat boy grabbed her arms and started dancing. "So strange to see you here." She looked around, making sure nobody noticed.
>"Let's DANCE!" Steven was excited, he hadn't seen his friend in months and wanted to forget anything had ever happened.
>"Yeah, but..."
>A shadow fell on Steven, it's face grinned. Steven craned his head, gasping, "Kevin-" a blow to the back of his head knocked him to the ground, then felt his face getting bashed in by Kevin's steel tow boot which was further supplemented by Kevin's very muscular, and well sculpted legs. When Kevin was done, Steven was a dada painting with broken teeth spread all over the ground.
>Kevin grinned, "was the fatass bothering you?"
>"Yeah..." Kevin grabbed Connie's hands. Connie still saw that there was a little breath coming out of what was left of Steven, "I want him to watch." Giggling as Kevin slowly slid his hand to her backside. Steven's one good eye saw it before it rolled back into his back of his skull before his bowels gave in, blood pouring from his mouth. He jerked, then expired in a pool of his own blood, piss, and shit. His last image that of Connie happily dancing along with Kevin, everyone with a date but him.

Kevin saves the thread once again.

>Connie shows up behind Steven
>"Sorry I'm late Steven, mom was giving me a talk about 'financial planning' before I go to the mall. Is that Kevin?"
>"Yeah, he's really getting embarrassed by his ex-girlfriend"
>"Well isn't that good? I mean it's not like we like Kevin."
>"Yeah but...Connie I need your help for something and...I know it's gonna be weird but we gotta do something"
>"Sure Steven. What did you have in mind?"
>Kevin starts walking way "Sorry for disturbing you"
>"Kevin? Is that you Kevin?" Stevonnie walks up to him
>"Both Kevin and Sabina look awestruck."
>"Stevonnie glances over at Sabina. Oh sorry didn't notice you there. And you are?"
>"S-sa-Sabina"
>"Oh, Kevin hasn't told me about you. Nice to meet you. Kevin I just wanted to say, taking that drive with you a while ago was a blast! It was the most fun I'd had since we went dancing together."
>"Y-yeeah. Well you know me, I always know how to have a good time."
>"Sorry I couldn't make it to your last party, but wanna go hang out right now?"
>"Sure" Stevonnie grabs Kevin and they walk off. Sabina is awestruck
>"Jeez that was the grossest thing I've ever done"
>"Hey...thanks for that twer-guys. You didn't have to do that for me"
>"Ah cheer up Kevin. You're a nii....cely dressed guy. I'm sure anyone would be lucky to go out with you"
>"Heh, you're right. I can't be too hung up on Sabina to deny the women of the world my presence. I'm the best. It's Kevin Time!
>Stevonnie sheepishly waves goodbye "Do you think we did the right thing?"

I Kinda picked a bad time to start a green text of my own.

Holy shit. Someone draw this. I can't live without someone drawing Steven's frostbitten ear, tattered rainbow shirt, and rotting teeth.

If only I had the talent

youtube.com/watch?v=AQx_KMoCgJU

>Kevin was using the showers at the local gym after a particularly sweaty session at the elliptical and treadmill.
>Just hovering around the showers was a certain Steven Universe and Ronaldo Fryman dastardly grin on the latter’s face.
>Steven: “Ronaldo, are you sure this is a good idea? Seems kind of mean, even for someone like Kevin.”
>Ronaldo: “Steven my boy, the only way to put jerks like that in their place is a good old fashion humiliation. Y’know because humility is the best answer to everything.”
>Steven: “Is that why you dress up as a plant for those plantie conventions?”
>Ronaldo: “Just shut the fuck up and collect all the towels. I’ll grab his clothes.”
>And so, the duo collected every single piece of fabric in the shower area until there wasn’t even a wash cloth for Kevin to cover himself with.
>After hearing the water shut off, the two quickly ran out of the showers.
>Ronaldo: “I’ve watched enough humiliation porn to know where this is going. Heh heh heh!

>Stepping of the showers, still dripping wet, Kevin instinctively went to go get his clothes, only to find them gone from their spot.
>Perplexed, Kevin tried to find a towel to dry off and cover himself with, only to find the area plum out of terry cloths of any kind.
>While Kevin was a prime example of a brainless beauty, even he was able to figure out what was going on.
>Kevin: “Seems someone really wanted to see me naked if they went out of the way take all my shit.”
>Rather than panic or begin to feel embarrassment, the young man simply smirked.
>Kevin: “Well if they want me so bad, who am I to deny them perfection?”
>With that, Kevin made his way to the exit.

What the fuck is this? Is there a pastebin for this fine piece of literature?

>The gym was packed with people that particular day, with people at various machines pumping iron or working on their upper body strength. Perfect timing for Ronaldo’s plan to work.
>The door that lead to the locker room swung upon, with Kevin strutting out.
>Everyone turned their attention to him, with Ronaldo pulling out his phone to capture the event.
>Indeed, Kevin was completely uncovered, naked as the day he was born...and nothing could have prepared any of them for what they saw.
>Kevin has a slim, almost feminine build to his body. Yet, upon closer inspection, one could see toned muscle around his upper body and legs, highlighted by the beads of water on his body.
>His buttocks were tight and firm, yet still maintained a soft, squeezable look to them, no doubt gifts from all the work he put at the gym.
>The crowning jewel, however were his genitals; the shaft was at least 6.25 inches in length, with the tip uncircumcised. His balls were about size of strawberries, lovingly cradled underneath the penis.
>All the women (and some men) in the gym stopped and looked ahead, enamored with Kevin’s body.

what a cock

Steven is just salty because he'll never be as Chad as he is

>Kevin: “Oh, I’m so sorry everyone! I realized this is completely indecent, but all my clothes and towels are gone! It’s almost like that came to life on their own!”
>While he appeared to be bashful about his lack of clothing, Kevin made no attempt to cover himself and continued showing his body off.
>Kevin: “I was wondering...if it’s not too much trouble...can I get some help over here.
>Upon saying that, Kevin was swarmed by his fans, gushing over him and offering to help him out.
>Kiki: “Kevin, want to borrow my shirt?”
>Jenny: “Girl, stop being a ho! Besides, Kevin was going to use my pants!”
>Mr. Smiley: “My you’re a strapping young lad! If you were only a few sizes smaller and I was a few years younger...”
>Barb: “Forget getting dressed! I want to parade that twunk around town on a collar and a leash!”
>Sadie: “Mom!”
>Amidst all this commotion, Ronaldo and Steven stood there, sharing different expressions; Ronaldo of horror and disbelief, Steven of satisfaction.
>Steven: “You were right Ronaldo, humility was what Kevin needed. Now he’s able to make friends without resorting to being a jerk! He’s come a long way since that rave, I’ll tell you that much.”
>Ronaldo: “...Shut the fuck up Steven.”
Fin

Maybe that’s what Kevin Time means.

Fuck. I only just realized the Rose Quartz statue completes the 4 Diamonds being there. That's really bittersweet that everyone got to be there at the end.

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Why the fuck is Kevin the only irredeemable person in Steven Universe? He didn't even do anything that bad. He was just very pushy and a little bit of a jerk. It's not like he genocided anybody or anything.

Or kidnapped a young boy and threatened to dissect him
Or trapped someone on island in an attempt to “help” them
Or done half the shit Onion does
Even without taking the Diamonds into consideration, there’s legit worse people than Kevin.

he's not irredeemable. do you even watch the show? he's just kind of a dick, plus he's not really interested in changing his mind.

I'd argue Marty was worse. At least Kevin has some likability and got to bond with Steven for a bit.

Meanwhile the Diamonds were willing to change and became better people, something Kevin has yet to do

If Stan Pines and Eddy were anything to go by, it wouldn’t surprise me if he ended up being the money grubbing asshole with a dark past to explain his behavior.
It’d fit with the show at least.

I’d like it if Marty became like Frankie from Gumball; kind of redeemed but still always around to make a quick buck.

I just made it up just now.

Because recently there's been a wave of tourists likely brought by the sheer number of SU threads, who have formed an SU defense squad who feel the need to deflect from the shows problems by making circlejerks that show all the shows problems. Like this one.

SU fags are on suicide watch

Yeah, SU has some major problems. Hence why every greentext features Steven getting tortured, cuckolded, or merely humiliated if he's lucky.

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Why would you post a picture of a cuck?

wow
they all look
mediocre

At least none of it has gotten sexual...yet

What were you expecting?

Who is she and what's the story?

Sabrina Cotugno. Storyboard artist for Star Vs.
Slammed fans for Between Friends but later inserted Star wanting sexual gratification from a muscular woman.

Pink Diamond

>IT'S LIKE A BURNING SUNRISE.gif

Alright I've barely watched this show but what did Kevin even do that was so horrible?

He flirted with Steven and Steven ain’t gay.

>Steven ain’t gay.
debatable

He's pretty fucking gay

Basically he was kinda grabby with some 12 year olds.

but he didnt know

That’s what Akon said

Like he copped a feel or what?

Literally did nothing wrong

Grabbed their arm when they said to leave them alone.

He leaned in real close. No grabbing or anything, just got up in their grill.
youtu.be/sEELKp3jLd4

That's pretty shitty but jesus I thought you were talking about him trying to force himself on a kid.

I misremembered the scene he did grab them. My mistake.

Technically it was two kids.

Must be true with digits like those

I mean, it’s the same thing really. He even went after them multiple times afterwords

>that NERD CRED dj setup
Christ this show makes me wince at times.

He made Stevonnie feel uncomfortable. Fuck him.

To be fair, Sour Cream is a bit of a nerd so it’s in character for him.
Still looks fucking stupid though.

on one hand you speak naught but lies
on the other, digits are there
I am conflicted on this matter.

If that makes you wince, you will not make it by season 1.

>she grabs him, not the other way around
lmao she even smacked his arm away. Kevin is a cunt but this is just a dumb scene.

>He made Stevonnie uncomfortable
>uncomfortable
wow, what a sin

I don’t remember any of the Gems making them uncomfortable

>genociding an untold amount of life, building and supporting a society that grinds its members between its gears as an entirely normal and expected outcome and result for someone who stops being useful or is made defective, continuing to hold sentient creatures in a zoo, planning to further destroy what might be either just a whole planet of sentient life or outright one of the very few planets with sentient life as a petty revenge
But yes, Kevin was a dumb cunt once so he's worse, I suppose.

Would you rather redeem Darkseid or this guy?

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How? You don’t do that to a woman or an enby. This scene hit home for a lot of people.

>enby
Oh, so that's why we're having a discussion on why a rude boi is apparently worse than a trio of genocidal dictators who up until very recently considered all of their people disposable tools that area easily tossed away whenever you feel like it and saw all other lifeforms as inferior.
God, I wish we were /pol/...

No it didn't, it comes across like a fucking joke. If someone is being a creep at a club they're going to be the one getting physical. Here its Stevonie getting physical. And it ends with the pair of them giggling and dancing with glowsticks being thrown so clearly it wasn't a big moment for the two of them. Just a fucking mess of a scene (and again, I think Kevin is a cunt so I'm not some triggered MRA or whatever, its just a badly done scene).

Villains like Darkseid are different. Like the Rwandan genocide was bad but I wasn’t there for it not do I know anyone behind it, so I really have no feelings about it.
But if someone’s a jerk or a creep to me, you bet your ass I’m going to hold it against.

The follow up episode is so, so much worst.

Let me explain something incredibly basic to you:
Genocidal, tyrannical emperors are worse than rude jocks, just by the raw amount of suffering they cause to people. Please, stop trolling with stupidity, I beg of you, you're giving me an aneurism.

Alone Together, when you strip away the “muh allegory”, is actually a pretty poorly structured episode.
The music and art are top notch though.

>t. Turns Beavers To Gold

>the structure is weak, but the art and the music are alright
You could be talking about the show at whole and you wouldn't need to change a word.
Besides pointing out that 'art' is background art, not the increasingly shrinking characters.

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TREAT WOMEN LIKE THAT SEXIST
Based Kevin

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I also liked the coloring for that specific episode, so there’s that.
But yeah, it seems the crew is more interested in jerking themselves of with symbolism, allegories and subvertiving audience expectations than actually telling a coherent story.

He was the only redeemable thing about Beach City Drift, I loved the moment where they parodied the typical "sob story" reveal. What a lad. I like that he doesn't need to be sympathetic or anything, he's just a funny whacky character.

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The sob story fake out was my favorite part, not just because it was genuinely funny but also because it brings up a point about Steven.
He’ll be angry with whatever you did be it being a bully or genocide but once you whip out a sob story, Steven will practically suck your dick.

How dare you.
You're right though the show is very hipster/twee/yuppie/I can't think of the exact word. You know what I mean though.

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>Kevin was the best part of one of the worst episodes.
It stays true to his character.

It tries to be nostalgic but just looks dumb?
I think hipster is the closest term even though it’s not completely right.

Poserish? Fake-ass? I live in Minneapolis, I'm familiar with people trying way too hard to be "geek chic" so I do know what you mean.

What exactly is he supposed to be? Hispanic? Native American? Pacific Islander?

I heard Poo but until further confirmation he just seems Ambiguously Brown.

I always read into it as Steven just being pissed because Kevin did the kid show equivalent of walking into the club and slapping his girl's ass, which is why Steven's the only one of the two who's hellbent on beating the guy. Connie was content to just call him an asshole and ignore him.

Definitely not poo in the loo. That picture is how his skin is normal light, i.e. nothing like the Maheswarans.

Maybe Steven is just tsundere towards Kevin?

>Indian guy who is shitty towards women
Naaaaaah they wouldn't

What is Jamie supposed to be?
What is Buck supposed to be?

>nothing like the Maheswarans.
The Maheswarans aren't even the same skin tones among eachother.

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Of course they wouldn’t. Besides they already filled their Indian quota.
Now Persian on the other hand...

Who's this cool ass nigga?

I could have sworn Connie and her mom had the same skin tone.
Either Connie is adopted or Doug got cucked

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>tfw even being brown doesn't save you from getting BLACKED.COM

>Steven
>One of the few straight people in his show.
>Gay
Quit memeing

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>Buck
Half white, at least.

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Well technically, Indians are Asians and Asians are the most likely to get blacked after whites.

I'm a fag, and that boy is gay as fuck.

No wonder why Doug looks depressed all the time.
And why all the porn everyone but him fucking his wife

Greg is one of the few straight people on the show anyways. He basically no way fag’d an entire human zoo.

Half pink really.

Not true, I saw like one artist do a bunch of Priyanka getting kinky with her husband.
Though, uh, I'm not sure if he can turn the tide.

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>literally has her dad’s eyes and eyebrows (formerly also had glasses)
>has her mom’s face and facial features
What is genetics?

As you put it one artist.
I’d love to see Doug turn the tide but the odds are stacked against him.

Setting the cuck shit aside, I think they’d be super kinky within the confines of monogamy.
Like after Connie left for space, they just fucked everywhere in the house.

Shut up, Doug, everyone knows your wife's a town bicycle.
Namely, a black man stole her.

You talking about Kofi, because the only other black guy is gay.

>town bicycle
In a town of only 15 people. Not very impressive.

Why Doug specifically? You don’t see enough art of Yellowtail and Dante getting cucked (sadly).

Connie's family supposedly frequently moved.
That makes her an even bigger bicycle.
>Kofi
Gaze upon the hotness that won the indian milf over.

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The boy lusts for brown puss. Ain't no room for the big gay there. No room at all.

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He's repressed as fuck dude, sorry. Boy is fruitier than a Caribbean Farmer's Market.

Kofi is weirdly the only male SU character to have new lewd art of him.
Every male character, even the background characters, have porn of them. Kofi is the lone exception.

>Connie's family supposedly frequently moved.
>That makes her an even bigger bicycle.
Didn’t they kind of retcon that out?
After the first few episodes, they moved in permanently and Connie’s mom turned out to be a doctor, who normally don’t move around that much. They kind of forgot that little tidbit overtime.

*no lewd art

Stop projecting user. Quit acting as if a dude can't be in touch with his feminine side at noon but crush mad pussy by 9.

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Remind me what mad pussy he's crushed

Obviously Steven is a good boy who waits for consent before going balls deep in Connie's curry cunny.
There's no other possible reason why he hasn't tapped that yet

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>There's no other possible reason why he hasn't tapped that yet
He could be fucking gay. Connie is his beard.

Most genocidal dictators are actually pretty nice once you get to know them

For example, Lord Hater, Thanos, somebody from Warhammer.

>He could be fucking gay.
Nope I don't really get that vibe from him. Doesn't seem to fit his image.

>Connie is his beard

What did he mean by this?

A fallen god who was banished to another dimension for trying to genocide the entire universe and eventually mindraped his way back to reality.

From Oban Star-Racers.

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The diamonds only wanted to change their ways literally on the last episode and it was only to keep their sister around, not because they felt bad about what they did

He's saying Steven is gay when there's literally no evidence of him being attracted to males.

They're a work in progress, which is absolutely better than "they're instantly good" which is what everyone thought would happen. It's funny how often that happens in SU when people assume shit.

>implying that's a bad thing

>want to be left alone
>constantly bothered by people around him
>get to live an awesome life in space away from everyone on earth
lars did nothing wrong and he deserved a better life

Sabrina Cotugno (aka the Lauren Zuke of SVTFOE)
Became notorious for attempting to get Between Friends comic off the internet along with Area. Declaring everyone in the show as bisexual, says Tom has "Mewman passing privilege" (aka he passes off as white, let it be known that she is half Italian and Japanese so this could be some sort of projection) supports the Marco is trans theory and is pretty much a cunt who won't shut that she is bi.
On another note she tweeted out that her cheating boyfriend gave her a STD but never had the guts to breakup with him until after she got it and has recently gotten a dyke haircut to show that she is bi.

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>Ronaldo: “...Shut the fuck up Steven.”
Imagine if every episode ended like this before cutting to the credits

>(aka the Lauren Zuke of SVTFOE)
Who’s worst between the two?

It should be noted he clearly did not know they were kids and bailed when he found out they were.
He really did nothing wrong.

Yet he continued to pursue them in future episodes.
The dude is a pedophile or at the least a creep.

Goddamn that is a ratchet ass haircut. Focus less on being visibly queer and more on actually looking good.

What if he’s bi or pan?

>Yet he continued to pursue them in future episodes.
no he didn't?

>He's saying Steven is gay when there's literally no evidence of him being attracted to males.
There’s his crush on Lars.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/HoYay/StevenUniverse

Beach City Drift has Kevin taunting them and egging them on.
Kevin Party has him try to drag Stevonnie to his party.
He’s obsessed.

It’d be an improvement.

Yeah but he's not hitting on them. I don't regard that stuff creepy or pedophilic.

Why aren’t any of you fucks talking about climate change?

Thanos and Zamasu did nothing wrong to be honest

I've been an eco-friendly citizen my whole life. It's up to public officials and people with the charisma to represent to do the big shit.

And they won’t do shit. Start rallying other people to save the planet we live on or we’ll get wiped out.

>tv tropes is your evidence

For all their faults, at least SU fans care about climate change and for that, I respect them.

>Zamasu
>Mortals are terrible and need to be wiped out
>the universe would be better if it were only gods, because gods are superior
>step one of Zamasu's plan to enact this change is to eliminate every god

>eco friendly citizen
>posts on Yea Forums

No mortals, no climate change.
Zamasu did nothing wrong.

Right, I forgot Hiro dumps a cup full of oil into the ocean for every 1000 posts on 4channel.

Most of the eco friendly people are on reddit. In fact, there’s an SU subreddit discussing this.

No climate, no climate change. Could have saved himself a lot of time and trouble just starting by destroying the universe.

I guess you would know.

The SU subreddit is actually pretty woke.

i want to spank kevin's cute twink butt :3

TV Tropes wouldn’t lie about the gays.

It’s probably nice and soft. Mmmmm.

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>He made Stevonnie uncomfortable.
It made itself uncomfortable. Who the fuck has a panic attack on the dance floor.

sauce?

Connie apparently.

glitter-bite.tumblr.com/

glitter-bite.tumblr.com/post/157500409636/g2-kev-and-a4-jamie-for-a-friend-on-insta

thanks bros

np

I like how the one guy trying to derail the thread with climate change got BTFO with Kevin smut

Because I don’t know how to fix it