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Kill yourself autistic zoomer

someone drew that many pictures of a naked underage girl masturbating

for entirely educational purposes

okay then

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OH NO YOU DON'T

Who says she's underaged?

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>masturbating makes you relax

That's not true at all. If that were true anxiety wouldn't fucking exist.

She lives at home with her parents.

So does half of Yea Forums.

She's autistic. Would you trust her with renting an apartment?

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I mean, she doesn't look like an adult, I'm just saying

Is Star Butterfly autistic?

I masturbate to calm down way more often than I masturbate because I'm actually horny. It won't cure your anxiety but its a decent soft-reset for your mood, so long as you havn't been conditioned to associate masturbating with shame

I always experience post-orgasm drowsiness, so it's a handy sleep aid when thoughts are keeping you up at night.

She doesn't look like a teenager either.

Scientific studies say regular ejaculations reduce the risk for prostate cancer. Therefore masturbation is a good and healthy thing.

Really the general pattern seems to be you get cancer in things you either aren't using or things that are prone to chronic irritation (liver, colon, cervix).

Yeah, same. A good (not rushed) session gives a nice little release of the daily tension and anxiety. No cure but it takes the edge off for a quick minute.

This is what coomers actually believe.
livescience.com/7658-masturbation-increase-risk-prostate-cancer.html

>Everybody knows masturbation makes you go blind.

>so long as you havn't been conditioned to associate masturbating with shame

The only feeling I get after masturbating is disgust at myself.

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The father's thousand yard stare gets me every time

Considering how dead-eyed coomers are I believe it.

>jerking off bad
Destroy this fucking website. This is not Yea Forums.

>coomers
God, Yea Forums lingo just keep getting more and more retarded

She's an insect, she doesn't know how to act human

It totally relaxes me m8

You must masturbate to some kinky ass shit

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tranny discord lingo*
ftfy

In the next ten years, basic nouns and verbs will all have oom sounds inserted into them.

All Wojack accociated memes post-feels are cancer.

he also drew a naked black boy to make young girls lust for BBC

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No

CEASE

How ____ of you

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It fucking sucks how some shitty paint edit of a regular pepe or wojack can become the next big memes. People used to put effort into the permutations and actually draw new ones.

>Sign in to confirm your age

Nice try.

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It is true however it can have drawbacks.

I've done it so much that everytime I get too stressed/frustrated I get the sudden urge to masturbate. It's not pretty being under pressure with a potential boner peeking out.

I hope she’s washed her fucking hands.

I hope she didn't

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The sad thing is is that it's actually a forced reddit/discord meme. There was a concentrated, organized effort to spam it here until it caught on.

Is this still readable somewhere?

Just assume that everyone who use the lingo are not real human beings.
It always makes me less annoyed. And i dont bother responding cause now i know whatever i get will just be the same automated reply.

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masturbating to his cousin Gwen

he cute