Yea Forums vintage strips thread
Don't bully Her Majesty, Queen Victoria.
THICCER
RADIUSSER
he looks unimpressed
Sensible chuckle.jpg
This one isn't that old, but it aged pretty badly
teddy of the seraphim
>the future liberals want
thanks satan
Looks more like the demon, Buer the President of Hell.
Based Nat Turner fucking up white people's maps.
THICC
Of all Nast's visual metaphors, I like Uncle Skelecommie the best
The Irony is Teddy was a massive Anglophile and loved the idea of the American Republic and British Empire teaming up to keep the idiots in line.
Oh Teddy, Why did Woodrow Wilson exist to ruin your glorious plans for America.
>WHICH ONE OF YOU MEATBAGS WANTS TO JOIN A UNION
Not gonna lie, that monopoly horse is sick. That thing would be the perfect boss enemy in an action game.
I like how he has a glove and a mustache
it's a flawless disguise
A lot of old cartoons are really visually interesting
They could not have dreamed
>Subsidized press
So who's going to be the first to say it?
>Why the fuck did I plant skull-wheat
LOOK OUT ITCHY, HE'S IRISH!!!
Build a fence and a checkpoint between northern and southern Ireland and let's see if it's true.
What the fuck is it even trying to convey? That Watergate isn't a big deal, and can easily be ignored?
I mean compared to more recent political scandals Watergate does look pretty tame by comparison.
Yes.
People really didn't give a shit about it until the Impeachment hearings actually started. Most thought it was a big old nothingburger nobody would remember in a few months, but that sentiment quickly changed.
Huh. That's actually pretty funny.
This is insane.
Even if I was born in the 1800s I wouldn't fall for this thinly veiled propaganda.
We tend to think of the past as racist. And yeah shit bags like the Klan used to literally get a way with murder.
And it was easier to get folks riled up, but a lot of that frustration was due to working conditions.
Prior to the formations of major unions in the 1900s, working conditions were atrocious and employee rights were non-existent. But people needed work and any perceived threat to that was an easy target for a hungry mob.
Even if I were a racist prick, white dudes from a christian country aren't going to be top of my hate list.
No cartoon is going to sway my opinion.
Holy fucking yikes
>the lady casually eating the fudge
1890s college women used to hold secret parties where they would cook fudge and eat it. misogynists hated this and claimed eating fudge could potentially kill you.
atlasobscura.com
catholics weren't 'the right' type of christian. protestants were. and the concept of irish as white is more recent than you would think.
I think they messed up their definition of "Plane"
I know they cite Euclid, but I think the editor just messed up.
They say "it has neither the Properties of Length or of Breadth".
But a plane is 2 dimensional.
So it must have 2 descriptive terms.
Height, length, breadth, width, depth, etc.
Even if you've previously defined your terms in a glossary, it would be more logical to state which properties it DOES have.
Have you seen an Irish person.
Them mother fuckers are pasty.
If my only reference was a comic then maybe, but the second I saw one in real life I'd be like "Shit he's whiter then I am."
And I don't give a damn about religion.
It's all the same crap.
kek, look at alexander hugebrain over here
jews are pasty too but you pol/ fuckers don't think they're white
Jews are the ones who don’t want to count as white. We are just respecting their choices. How antisemitic of you to say they are white.
Bill the Butcher is twirling like a ballerina in his grave at the sorry turn this thread has taken.
Weird.
Also that pic is giving me strong early wonder woman vibes.
This is too abstract to me. I have no idea what it suggests about Teddy, except maybe that he's a giant head with swastika arms?
I can't remember if I've ever posted on /pol/
Maybe once or twice when it first started but if took a nosedive into shit fast.
I still think of it as one of the "new" boards.
Propaganda has limited functionality as a way to influence political opinion. Buffoonish scribbles are never going to outweigh my personal experience and beliefs.
I've heard more than enough anti-muslim bullshit. But when I see the families that have moved in near me, it's fine.
Oh look a mom and her kids buying groceries. So scary. NOT.
You can spout about 9/11 til the cows come home, but this mom and kid buying rice and peanut butter have literally nothing to do with that.
You can't make me fear or hate something that hasn't directly hurt me.
Do we still hate Japan for Pearl Harbor? Not anymore. The last few generations, especially the weebs on this site, LOVE Japan.
So why propagate hatred if it benefits no one, is only adopted by a segment of the population, and will die off eventually anyway?
It’s not a race but it’s an ethnoreligion. They are legally counted as one as well in the U.S.
>Sorosis is in the upper right corner
Shut down everything
Arabs hate Jews more than White Nationalists these days FYI. Islam calls for the killing of all Jews. But the media never talks about it and blames the whites for every antisemitism?
History's weird like that. Corn Flakes were invented because Kellogg believed if you ate bland food you'd be less horny. Adding sugar or milk to them (and thus flavor) to them was completely against the very concept of what they were.
>Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg's Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce dyspepsia and, in accordance with the practices of the Seventh-day Adventists, masturbation and excessive sexual intercourse.
Why does Teddy get the cool Political Cartoons?
weren't graham crackers invented for the same purpose and similarly perverted by sugars?
Cause he's the cool president.
You'd be correct.
>The graham cracker was inspired by the preaching of Sylvester Graham, who was part of, and strongly influenced by, the 19th-century temperance movement. Graham believed that a lifestyle that involved minimizing pleasure and stimulation of all kinds, and which included a vegetarian diet anchored by bread made from wheat coarsely ground at home, was how God intended people to live, and that following this natural law would keep people healthy.
What the duck? Relax its a drunk irish joke, not meant to convince anyone. But seriously the American-irish of the time were not elite people
But aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
Maybe I've just always had a distaste for political cartoons.
Watergate is only important to Dinosaur Media. Everyone else moved on.
Why are you so strung up in standing against that anti-irish comic? Every image here is some political relic, yet that's the one that has you writing short essays explaining you're not affected, why?
Woodrow Wilson was an Ivy League Academic who wanted to modernize America and make it some advanced nation.
Yeah it is funny, look he's a big drunk irish lout, much like the local drunk Irishman.
I merely picked it as an example.
I didn't want to start a post with a dozen links.
Cause he was at the time probably more "new breaking" than most politicians and caused more change that was in favor of quite a lot of the people's will.
He is without a doubt one of USA's most influential presidents, especially of the 1900s.
And because he was in many non-political ways an interesting person, both in hobbies, rhetoric and personality. Not to forget his very recognizable smile
Honestly, behind Lincoln, Kennedy and Washington, i think he's the president that shows up the most in pop-culture like comics, cartoons and such
Would Graham be pissed if he found out that his crackers are used for Smores?
he would be rotating in his grave like a rotisserie smore
>That Watergate isn't a big deal
Listen to sweet home Alabama. Public opinion was that people didn't care because it didn't affect them personally.
Yes. Nixon was a pretty good president. He got done in by his own paranoia than reporters.
I think his paranoia was started when he lost to Kennedy.
Political cartoons appeal to the individual politics of demographics and draw humor and confidence from making political quips that represent or appeal to the reader's views. A drawing of a drunk irishmen larbeled 'the regular irish way of doing things' comes as a relatable and cathartic statement to other Americans who were surprised to find their Irish-American peers come from a culture where its expected many people drink every day
DELETE THIS!
>But the media never talks about it
Because American media is going to cover American topics for their predominantly American viewers and not what some literally whos from Middle Eastern TV say.
Actually a good chance of it being drawn by the same guy. Many comic artists started drawing ads and strips for the paper.
its the 1800s equivilent of those comics about polish immagrints
it's racist in the way we like, make lols
There is a genuine humor and relief at seeing your newpaper agree that yes in fact these group of people have been very drunk, we noticed that too
>Nixon was a pretty good president except for the massive psychological issues
All the headlines could double as metal band names.
get friends
He was. His psychological issues were pretty fairly compartmentalized to his political opponents, and the system swiftly removed him when it became a meaningful conflict of interest. Besides that he established a working relarionship with China and was otherwise a great President
Oh I'm sorry I mean 'lmao haha what is this? I dont get it, its like... soooooo strange, did people in the past really act like this? Wow i just can't comprehend how a human subject could be funny, isnt everyone going to see this on Facebook? Ugh so bigoted'
Im thinking about a german-american community experiencing culture shock towards irish immigrants
Funny on how semantics work. I remember back in school we had a girl who was born in Africa but was white and had a British accent. She'd always check African American on papers, and it would always cause drama with some of the liberal teachers. I thought it was funny.
How did American woman go from /fa/ to poorfags between 28 and the Depression?
He was. It's just that the media favored Johnson heavily because of his antics, even though Johnson lied about the Gulf of Tonkin.
Johnson was Dubya of his times.
Someone post the comic with the turtle and the superfine cause I still have no idea what the everloving fuck that one is even about.
Why are Seven Day Adventists buzz kills? Fuck, Protestants are okay with sex and horny and fapping as long as it's your wife.
They take nofap way too seriously.
>Watergate
>the only time a US President has resigned
>scandals are still being named with the suffix '-gate' even decades afterwards
But yeah sure only the 'MSM' care about it. Go take your Infowars supplements.
Political Scandals were a thing even before Watergate.
>post great war economic boom
>Calvin Coolidge proposed for americans to spend money and live in excess, popularized mortgaging your home to buy more comforts
>Coolidge realized how poorly his policy was and chose not to serve another term even saying that he knew the depression was coming and did not envy the position Hoover was entering
>Hoover tried to fix things with a trickle down economy, it didn't work as the companies would hoard the money rather than invest or allow it tor trickle down.
>Hoover got a lot of the blame for americans not having foresight to set money aside
>Hoover started many state projects to try and employ Americans and opened up kitchens to feed and care for the unemployed, but was criticized for putting a bandaid on the problem calling newspapers hoover blankets, kitchen lines Hoover lines, and pulling your pockets inside out to show you were broke as Hoover Flags.
>Hoover told a generation of people living in excess post great war to start managing their money. People didn't take kindly to that
>FDR enters and reforms the banks to get people to begin placing their money back into them, and adds that the money would be insured by the govt incase the bank went under up to an amount
>FDR abandons the Gold standard allowing the govt to dictate the worth of a dollar rather than the amount of Gold it would represent owned by the treasury. This opened up the US to being viewed as a trusted place to store gold by other nations for a fee as war was breaking out across the globe to be protected from Nazi plunder. Ft Knox was re-purposed to be used for the purpose of protecting gold.
>America enters the war giving most all americans employment and companies govt contracts
>Organized crime begins investing in legitimate companies funding the creation of Unions
>WWII ends Boomer 2.0 era begins
>50s age of excess leave it to beaver era, Cold War, Big Brother is watching
>Late 60s-70s youth Hippie rebellion
>80s Stock market 2.0
If you notice there is a trend of things repeating
Feel like these could be good reaction pics
By all accounts, Coolidge was more about the government being hands off and doing as little as possible. He worked quietly behind the scenes to ensure things worked out well.
fucking Buster Brown
What's it like in the gentleman's parlor?
It's funny that women being fat pieces of shit over the age of 20 has been a joke for over 200 years and her husband's disappointment is profound throughout the ages
>1792
>victoria
Its just another scandal so what if its a trope namer
He was the do nothing president, but what he did do mostly caused more harm, like telling people to spend and not save money. Today there are a lot of the same problems but there are a lot more safety nets for people to fall back on. Still will never understand why Boomers have so much trouble understanding mortgages and credit which was a big issue in the 00s. Not like they were new things. Mortgages have been around for over a century, and credit cards have been around since the 50s. It was even a Yea Forums joke in 50s cartoons that boomers didn't understand how credit worked and that you have to pay it off. Flintstones had like 20 episodes revolving around it. You'd think that over all that time boomers would realize how a credit card works. I also try explaining to my family how other countries don't have things like social security. You just put your money away or invest it for when you're older and don't waste it by paying into something that you may be dead before you can use, where in the case of an investment if you die, then your family at least can get the money put it. Instead I just hear younger gen is dumb, they paid into now they're done everyone else should pay it etc. Just a very now mindset generation rather than one that looks ahead.
motherf-
>tfw we don't live in the future where everyone dresses like Romans
Woodrow Wilson created the myth that the President needs to do everything in his power to control America. He was a take it or leave it kind of guy.
Teddie was revolutionary, but he came down on the side of the people over the government. Calvin Coolidge on the other hand came from old timey New England Families who taught their kids how to weaponize their autism and only saw few words as possible.
It really wasn't so much his fault as it was how gullible dumb Americans were at the time. It was pretty much a nation of people who you'd tell them here's a dollar buy something and they come back with 30 candy bars, then have a fit over not being able to afford it. There was little common sense going around it seemed.
>Coolidge - Sure buy stuff, you got money
>people - I bought everything and have no money
>Coolidge - How is that my problem
>Hoover - Here are some jobs to help get you back on your feet, maybe don't spend everything on one place next time.
>people - Fuck you Hoover you fuckin cuck piece of shit! What did you ever do? Oh just sent millions of dollars worth of relief aid to Europeans from your personal funds during a war blockade to starving villagers who were eating wall plaster to survive, and it being the largest relief aid in history till the 2000s. Fuck you what have you done lately, Piece of shit!
>FDR - I'm going to explain everything to you like you're fucking 7
>People - We're listening...
Also didn't help that we just had a dynasty of ineffective presidents between Roosevelts. Taft, Wilson, Harding, Coolidge didn't do any favors. Hoover I think did the best he could with the shit hole he was given despite the depression coming to a head for her term. No idea why FDR with his Polio riddled body felt that it was a good time to run when he did. Many said that his wife/cousin pushed his political aspirations, and also wrote about FDR becoming the King of america. Then again FDR cheated on her, she was possibly a lesbian based on other journal entries, and they changed it to two terms after so that they couldn't risk another possible king situation.
We’re looking at a time when the Irish literally weren’t considered white. Really goes to show that “white” just means whatever racists want it to mean at a given time.
A plane has infinite extent so it doesn't have a finitely defined length or breadth.
>thinking there's a difference between angels and demons outside of how malicious they are
He was the first president since Lincoln and arguably Grant who wasn't a complete nobody. That's like forty or so year span of literally who presidents.
>thinking nixon was the only president with psychological issues
It was that they weren't american and were arriving in mass taking jobs that was the issue, not that they weren't white. Gangs also formed among immigrants which didn't help their rep much.
What are you talking about? Teddy was a vice president who got lucky with his president dying. He was thrown into the position because it was a place to put people to keep them out of the way since it was a position with no real powers. They were aghast when Teddy got to be president and enact all the policies against the barons at the time.
Teddy's unfavorability with the GOP has nothing to due with how popular he was with the citizens and press at the time, or how he's looked back upon in our time.
I could name at least 10 worse scandals than Watergate. It was bad but if you think it was a game changer by any metric you're retarded. If Nixon lived to see the Clinton Impeachment he would have kicked himself for ever resigning because he probably could have served out the rest of his term.
Most early presidents suffered from depression and bi-polar disorders. Some were hard drug addicts, Teddy was said to be heavy into Cocaine and stimulants like drinking 8 pitchers of coffee a day. Many try to defend it though by saying that it helped him with his asthma, and had nothing to do with his loud adventurous nature. Jackson would challenge people to duels at the drop of a hat, and once nearly beat a failed assassin nearly to death with his cane. Reagan had Alzheimers, FDR had Polio, JFK had to use steroids due to his auto immune disorder also all the drugs and infidelity, etc.
The worst part is this isn't exclusive to America and it's still going.
Proto-boomer cartoon
Doesn't change that he was a nobody. Every president after Grant except Grover Cleveland were Civil War officers and Generals until Teddy.
The "im going to explain everything like your 7" is true as hell. A lot of what people liked about FDR is that he talked down to them like they were idiots and read them a bedtime story every night with his fireside chats. It's a lot of what people like about Trump. He talks to people like they're idiots in simple concepts. Like every boomer understands what a "wall" is. You don't have to explain complex immigration statues or boring lectures; Just "Wall" like the line across the house in that episode of I love Lucy they get it.
Sometimes complex issues have simple solutions user.
>implying it's not the same puritan dipshits behind "no fap".
Spoilers: It is the same puritan dipshits behind nofap. Yea Forums was literally bamboozled by the dumbest people on the planet, christfags.
EGADS, THICKER
Hungary isn't even as big as one of the states in the southern border, and it doesn't address that most illegal immigration in the US is through air travel. And the complex issue was already being solved under Obama, and Trump sabotaged that for no reason.
>and it doesn't address that most illegal immigration in the US is through air travel.
hahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
that goalpost sent to mars
It's objectively true that most illegal immigration is by people flying in and then overstaying their visas. It's not moving a goalpost, it's denying the entire premise of your view of the issue, which is naive, child-like, and frankly retarded. Exactly the kind of person a conman like Trump caters to.
Cringe
Yet at the same time, he's the only person advocating some kind of boarder control.
Its not propaganda because its not social engineering, its an actual complaint about the behavior of a race
That is complete and utter horseshit user. Thousands coming in across the borders illegally on foot easily out fucking paces the small amount of people skipping their work visas. Try getting your information from somewhere other than vox.
If only there was some way you could verify and not just rely on your anonymous word
Me with my Halloween decorations waiting for the last week of September to end
I unironically think the know-nothings did nothing wrong and the Irish should have been pushed the fuck back to their rainy hellhole.
Catholicism is a blight that led to the ruin of America.
t.mick
Go choke on a potato you drunken waste.
Teddy had a personality and some force. The few before him regardless of their qualifications are historical nobodies.
Someone like Arthur was great for anti-corruption but he leaves no impression.
>the force of three living Teddys is so strong it implodes the sun
facial hair is the sign of dirty commie-anarchists
So the idea of suplexing a train didn't begin with Final Fantasy VI.
>tfw wrong timeline
He kind of looks like Thanos, especially the chin.
Was this drawn by ICS's ancestor?
This has to be my favorite teddy illustration
You're looking at it though more as someone who already knows his presidential accomplishments, rather than people in his day. It's like in back to the future when Doc asks who the President is, and Marty says Ronald Reagan "THE ACTOR!". Prior to being politics Teddy's big accomplishments were being in the rough riders in the Spanish American War and being an accomplished Boxer at Harvard where he went to school. People didn't know about the Rough Riders until he sold it to them in his political speeches, or his Boxing History until 4 people tried to mug him and he beat the piss out of all of them.
>4 people tried to mug him and he beat the piss out of all of them.
Why the hell are most Taft and T.Roosevelt cartoons just brilliant
Am I wearing rose colored glasses or we don't get cartoon like these anymore
>even the stars of the American flag are Teddyes
Why are you so against the wall if it's not going to make a difference then?
Hell, as a non-american, he's among only a handful of presidents from before WWII, that I can name by appearance alone.
Sorry, wrong image
>That hooked jew nose
Truly she is America.
I SHALL BUST!!
fucking perfect hahaha
Man Taft had integrity
Jesus that's messed up
women, amiright laddingtons
What a lad
>When the worst imaginable case of "indipendent" women has more class, behavior and style then the best of what we can hope to find today
>merger bird
3rd panel voter fucking loves it
Not political, but vintage
>Why are you against an ineffectual costly wall if it won't make a difference?
>Mormonism snake
You get those dirty bastards Teddy
18th and early 19th century British political cartoons were spectacularly raw and cruel (and often so obscene that I probably can't post most of them here).
But in the Stone Age...!
I'll find some that I can post.
Do you realize how retarded your question is.
please be trolling. Here's your well-earned (You)
I mean we already spend trillions of dollars on Medicare and that's an unmitigated disaster. So what's a couple billion for a wall?
Hot early 19th century lesbian action!
Stop arguing about politics and post old comics.
I fucking swear half of them are about cucks.
This is the Yea Forums of 200 years ago.
What's his superpower?
>protestants are the right type of christian
All types of christian are wrong, mate.
The Prince Regent was NOT a popular public figure.
>FDR abandons the Gold standard allowing
No that was Nixon
I think we can assume this guy disapproved of the French Revolution.
>The Prince Regent was NOT a popular public figure.
So nothing has changed.
It means tedd is a fucking tazmanian devil of getting shit done ,from diplomacy to lawmaking, to lumberjacking, and at least 35 percent smacking people's shit.
The fantastic thing about Teddy is, if keeping any natural likeness what so ever, you can't make him seem anything other than badass no matter how much you want to.
LOL. You say you'll never fall for it, but you shovel other propaganda in your gullet in bulk.
I remember someone who was that way too. He would say, "he's not any less of an american because he's black". The egyptians are african. I was born in africa. My parents and grand parents were born in africa.
Much of it is who the press focused on. Many super rich people were still rich.
This one is great.
would that hold true for a Calarts Teddy?
how low iq are you
It’s either referring to Teddy as a hurricane of activity and results, or its a visual reference to Buer, which according to the Wikipedia article:
>”Buer is a spirit that appears in the 16th-century grimoire Pseudomonarchia Daemonum and its derivatives, where he is described as a Great President of Hell, having fifty legions of demons under his command... He teaches natural and moral philosophy, logic, and the virtues of all herbs and plants (through the use of reversals), and is also capable of healing all infirmities. To accomplish his work, he forcefully re-orders the elements of the pentagram. According to some accounts, he also bestows familiars.”
I’d say it’s probably a visual storm reference that happens to look like Buer. Though that description sounds like it could apply to Teddy.
You're so out of touch with basic principles that it's hard to know where to start. Except an indepth discussion on why you know jack shit doesn't belong on Yea Forums. Take it to /pol/ or reddit or something like that.
>mfw the livin' is no longer easy
Checked.
Tabloid Death Chair on their HAMMER SLAYER tour, also featuring AXE VICTIM,
>Boy scouts eating smores
>Raw food vegans going to Drag queen storytime.
One can only imagine his reaction.
It's the idea that the sex drive should ONLY be directed to drive a man to find a wife, and have kids. Fapping and sex for pleasure leads to a decline in society.
Looking at the anime fapping NEETS, I'm not sure if they were wrong.
O'Thans
The Facia and the facial expressions.
>Am I wearing rose colored glasses or we don't get cartoon like these anymore
Both. We have 1000 times the manpower working on presidential comedy with a fraction of the results.
That would make for a nice prog rock album cover.
Cucks NEVER really go out of style user.
>This is the Yea Forums of 200 years ago.
Absolutely.
I think so. Imagine a fatter quentin trembly with glasses.
Was waiting for this since I posted it.
plus he was a badass. got shot in the chest. still gave a speech even with the bullet still lodged in his chest
Christ
Castro?! Wait, what?
that comic sucked. homer was the worst writer in greece.
"The Emperor shows his interest in politics."
"The Beauties of Centralization"
>Late 60s-70s youth Hippie rebellion
^[YOU ARE HERE]
18th Century was when A Modest Proposal was written, right? Britain had a great sense of humor.
I like that the man grows a full foot through the kiss. Anti-septic chewing gums sounds like it would just be awful.
>two dear friends
Just gals being pals!
I think the point was more that it goes in a cycle of Excess, Depression, Repression, Rebellion, Reform, Repeat
FDR started it, Nixon finalized that we weren't going back to the gold standard, then Ford made it legal to own gold again.
This looks really good.
That reminds me: The Horror at Red Hook is considered one of Lovecraft's weakest stories but I actually enjoyed it a lot, after reading it recently. Obvious politics of it aside.
>Stop telling us things that happen!
>But the top tier old timey loli in the bottom left though
>we don't live in the timeline where the average height for women is 6ft and up
Kek.
He's gonna unbirth uncle sam next :(
Thats a cool fucking design for a mechanical horse for a knight to ride, just a mini stream train.
eww, evangelicals
At the time Watergate was not considered a big deal, it would not be until the investigation began in earnest that public opinion turned dramatically. Nixon doesn't resign till late in 74
are they the ones behind the shitty cumbrain memes and it's derivatives?
huh, that's about the size of my sister.
Was Teddy just Escanor?
Based Pedro.
>I must LAUGH
>I SHALL BUST
>those fucking faces
This is the result of a fucking time traveler from now, its too fucking perfect
They're afraid of the wall because they know it'll work.
Thats the one where the old rich guy goes to Red Hook and starts a cult among the immigrants there and the detective falls into that pit and sees that corpse get chased by the monsters?
Why can't modern political cartoons be like this?
As in the looks some of these are just straight up pieces of art
>Americans either love or despise the UK
Literally nothing has changed I see.
>We must oppose Free Trade because Britain likes it!
That's the one. That image is essentially the same sentiment. Complete with monsters.
was NYCPS that incompetent?
Capitalsim Cuckoo?
fucking HueHues fucked themselves over by deposing him.
>Pedobaptism
I love how every political cartoon I've seen involving Taft is just a fat joke.
Coolidge had the excuse of trying to placate America after Woodrow Wilson got the country into WWI, and then expected some ambitious mega league alliance to stop world wars.
Anony, Teddy was literally the scrawny kid with asthma who took boxing, and jiu-jitsu to defend himself and become valedictorian.
Jesus fucking Christ, was Teddy Roosvelt Captain America?
8/10 instructions would be kissed by
Taft was the fattest president and the only one to serve all three branches of government. It took the death of his best friend, Teddy Roosvelt, to get /fit/
To make matters worse, they reconciled before Teddy died.
Only good Hospital in NY is Memorial Sloan kettering.
Three Brooklyn Ladies were the only good care one could afford
He also berated the attacker for it, and claimed that the bullet in his chest was his personal property when the shooter wanted it on display.
That's a huge moyel knife.
For Jackson's would-be assassin, the guy's mental state was even more hilarious, got off after the court determined him to be completely insane.
Also, Jackson received death threats regularly, big surprise.
You don't see, user. Teddy IS the sun.
It's a little depressing when you consider that Taft was considered an ENORMOUS fat fuck back the in teens and the 20s, but today there are plenty of people considerably fatter than he was.
Onfim truly was before his time
Can you link them on an Imgur album?
He loves it so much he's having a stroke
Post the TREASON one, the one with the fat bloke farting at the King
He didn't get fit so much as he got depressed and stopped eating.
There were people much fatter than him back then too, just none who were as famous as him.
Nofap had better artists. It's 10 percent them, 30 percent trueblue and other political shitposting organizations, 60 percent normal shitpsoters.
I wouldn't test Teddy at night.
They were a rarity, sideshow freaks, and clubs for fat people only. Now we have those fuckers in every wal mart in the country.
Still makes me laugh.
Who was the Ben Garrison of vintage political cartoons?
>heard you were talking shit bout me, Goyim
I thought it said fuck at the top. Honestly, it was a better caption.
Goddamn gorgeous art though.
How often do you complain about SJWs ruining everything because someone posted a Literal Who Twitter screencap, I wonder.
"The new generation is SHIT" has been a thing for the entire history of Western Civilization. Cicero even complained about the younger generation towards the end of the Roman Republic.
Now let's hit those showers!
>black man checkin' out some ass
The more things change the more they stay the same.
Teddy Beholder
what's with the stuff like BATTLE R***L or K***N OF THE KEKOLDS
Not wanting to say the name out of hatred towards the person similarly to g*d, wh*toids, g*rmans etc...
These comics are amazing. Where can i find more?
What is this trying to convey? How is free trade a race thing?
It's tragic, really. Like all the conspiring he did to win the 1972 reelection when it was completely unnecessary and he would have won anyway. It's like something out of Shakespeare.
It's just a saying apparently.
It has nothing to do with race, past the saying being racist, but basically "something is very obviously suspicious about this picture"
Globally, women have gone from a skootch under 5 feet in 1900 to 5 feet 2.4 inches in 1950 and then peaked at 5'2.9" in 1971, leveling off and even decreasing slightly since then. Narrowing our focus to the US, women went from 5'2.4" in 1896 to to 5'4.4" in 1996, one of the lower gains per country worldwide over that century (largest being South Korea at a whopping 7.9-inch gain). The world's tallest women are the Latvians at an average of 5 feet 6.85 inches, beating out the Dutch, Czechs, and Estonians.
ourworldindata.org/human-height
Woodrow Wilson thought everyone could just live in peace. Teddy understood that's not how shit works and that's why you need a strong Navy. Teddy won a peace prize, btw, for mediating between the Russians and Japanese to end their war. He also prevented a war over Venezuela.
People is people, what a shock. Check out the old-timey video of the old married couple giggling like newlyweds as they pose for a photograph.
Cipriano Castro, dictator president of Venezuela.
>Teddy won a peace prize, btw, for mediating between the Russians and Japanese to end their war.
And managed to start the chain reaction that led to the Pacific War while doing so.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Good thread
You can't prove that, that knight isn't really Pepe.
>tfw no multiverse tedddy comic
>This man isn't sleeping! He's dead!
>Coolidge had the excuse of trying to placate America after Woodrow Wilson got the country into WWI
We entered the war because of the sinking of the lusitania, a "civilian" ship. However recent excavation of the wreckage shows that there were armaments aboard the ship, showing that we most likely weren't acting as a neutral party and were aiding England's war effort. Still the sinking was fully avoidable seeing as they were warned by the Germans well in advance that they would sink the ship if it entered English waters.
Coolidge being president in the first place really seemed to go against his personality. He did very little with his term in office, and had no real aspirations and was described as being so plain it was like he wasn't even in a room. I think he could have done more with his term to set up safety net programs as he did know that the crash was coming. Instead it was more common practice to keep the Average Joe in the dark and not to worry them.
>was teddy captain america
Pretty much, the amount of things he did with his presidency was staggering. He was even shot in the chest while giving a speech, and finished the speech before going to the hospital. He was saved because the bullet hit his 50 pages of notes he kept in his breast pocket and his metal eyeglass case. He said " I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose". Then the x-ray showed that the bullet was stuck in his chest muscle
Realistically what's stopping me from heavily referencing this for an album cover?
i do believe we're entering another 70s era myself and another regression era for the us again.
you're spot on with that observation user.
Nothin'
He also was blinded in one eye in an impromptu boxing match with an artillery officer in the White House (one of many such matches he instigated) but kept it a secret. He was also the author of perhaps the saddest diary page of all time.
I still have PTSD from the Brazilwood Camps.
No money in Newspapers anymore. While the actual quality of the reporting is probably about the same, the level of funding and respect that someone who works in the Newspaper industry gets is far lower now than in that time.
I usde to do political cartoons for a newspaper. They straight up told me they didn't have the money to pay anyone who not actually part of their staff.
Puck seems like the kind of guy who would hate Ted Turner and CNN.
I fucking laugh at this strip every time I see it posted. Goddamn Taft's super pleased smile and his apple pie.
Puck was an old satire magazine, the American equivalent of the British Punch magazine. The entire mag was full of cartoons and articles like that.
How good was that Apple Pie?
Teddy Buervelt.
Look at all those TERFs smoking and looking cool.
It was EXCELLENT.
Canada is a cute! CUTE!
He doesnt even look that fat just eurofat
Thats the current fate of America in a nutshell.
South America a cute!
Taft weighed 354 pounds (on an almost six-foot frame) at his inauguration but had slimmed down to a svelte 280 at the time of his death 21 years later at age 72.
I cannot understand the appeal.
What do the comics in this thread even convey?
Hard to tell with no labels.
If the next vintage political cartoon thread isn’t named some variation of “Taft,” “pie,” and “fat fuck,” I’m going to be severely disappointed. Laughed so much this loosened my mucus and made me feel better. Thanks user.
I was expecting a little more sophisticated title than the 19 century equivalent of “THIS NIGGER EATING BEANS!”
>yfw you will never work at a terf bar as a waiter
>yfw you will never be catcalled by drunk terfs at a bar
>yfw they will never grope you and talk about your "lovely posterior"
>yfw they will never tell you to "worry your pretty little head" about important things and just get a nice, strong wife
Jesus, you can fucking hear the tuba music in the background.
Finnish wartime comic figure.
>"Wait, its Midsummer Celebration Day and I don't have a bonfire!"
>"Maybe the russkies can help."
Believe it or not that was an actual phrase used at the time. It denotes "some fact of considerable importance that is not disclosed—something suspicious or wrong".
en.wikipedia.org
With a sousaphone accompaniment.
Man, I am loving the designs on these caricatures.
Puck was based af
The war where the phrase came from, when minister Molotov said Soviets were not bombing Helsinki but dropping bread baskets from planes. As a joke, finnish soldiers started calling petrol bombs as Molotov Cocktails.
>*tips*
All these ghosts look great, but the pale one fourth from the left and the chad card player second from the right are the best
I'm partial to the 3rd from the left
>can only touch its superfices, without being able to enter it
What if he can bend himself like a snake?
Doctors back then generally were viewed with scorn and suspicion as a bunch of charlatans and butchers, not too surprising given the way the medical establishment had treated Ignaz Semmelweis with living memory of this timeframe for having the nerve to claim they were supposed to clean their hands before treating patients (poor Ignaz was driven into a nervous breakdown and committed to an asylum where he was beaten to death). Even today, the leading cause of death in hospitals is infections contracted within the hospitals themselves.
>~400lbs on a ~6ft frame
And he was absolutely huge back then, I see people bigger than that everyday.
The Fed or the States should set-up programs for becoming healthy, shit like tax exemptions for weight loss or muscle strength. If you can run a marathon you get some kind of credit or something.
The Obesity Crisis in the US is just too much and I hear Europe is close behind.
L-Lewd.
This has always been one of my favorites.
I like to think this was the Finnish Pagan Death god hopped up on meth from that one screenshot.
Irish, Spanish, etc. were considered as much a race as black and white now. T'was a different time, retard.
Here are some really high quality scans
readcomiconline.to
Apparently Columbia is aroused by BDSM.
lol