Questionable Content

that's pretty hot honestly
also if it switches away from sven or may i'm gonna start terribleposting again

I thought Geoph couldn't show that kind of lewdness or he'd lose his google advertising.
Or is this just another Patreon only strip?

Because all the humans in QC are actually robots as well.

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It'd be dangerously interesting if, while they're back there playing with May's leg, the store gets robbed and the CCTV shows May abandoning its post, leading to it being fired.

That just open up more opportunities.

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honestly i think that's happening in panel 3-4
either might have her move out of the apartment due to money issues (unlikely) or have sven offer to pay her rent for her, which might spark feelings in her cold artificial heart

Its hip to fuck robots

I dunno, I think Jeph added that girl so that someone can show how May and Sven are behaving in an unusual manner.
It's the equivalent of a laugh track - have other people standing around, pulling faces at the casts' antics so you know when it's supposed to be funny.

>fill her leg socket with cum
>reattach her leg
>cum slowly dripping out over the day
HOT
Today and theast two days, it wasn't terrible.

>terrible
>posts it anyway

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>public creampie then right back to work
Now that is some epic level culture I never expected to see from Stabby.

QC turning into a fetish porn comic when?

We must consume QC

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So how many levels of cumbrain do I have to be on to understand what he's talking about?

Is Sven and May the best part of QC and anything Marten and Claire the worst?

Sven and May have an actual dynamic as a couple while Claire and Marten turned into a bland, generic pairing the moment they hooked up.

Yes, but a straight white male in a relationship? Somebody needs to be taught their place as a cuck while may gets screwd by king rape.

By definition Sven/May is a queer relationship, as May is biologically not female.

>turning into
C'mon user.

I don’t think the page in the OP is very unclear, unless you don’t know that the situation at hand is there’s a guy in a convenient store break room fucking a robot (or assume that the chick is an amputee instead of a robot, that might work too).

Why did Faye have to go through "a crisis" wondering if she is lesbian before she hooked up with Bubbles then?

Logically that means Bubbles has a vagina.

lol, it means bubbles gender identifies as female. Never forget how fucking dumb identity politics are.

Obviously. Faye/Bubbles is also a queer relationship outside of being lesbians because Bubbles isn't biologically female.

I'd also like to point out that unlike May, Bubbles has never been shown or stated to be a Barbie doll, and Jeph has specifically drawn her with breasts and genitals covered when he's shown her naked. So it's entirely possible that Bubbles is anatomically correct.

Cannot unsee now, especially the last panel...

Right, but the modern conversation will instantly degenerate into an argument over whether genitalia = gender and when we're talking about sentient AI it adds a whole 'nother level of ridiculousness.
>also a queer relationship because Bubbles isn't a biological female
She's not biologic at all. It's...making much about little.

I just fear we will lose interest when they inevitably hook up. The journey is the destination and without the tension how do you keep it interesting? Jeph hasn't exactly managed with Faybles.

No one was interested in Faybles to begin with. The weak link in Sven/May is Sven, he's not really fleshed out much personality-wise and most important things about him revolve around how he connects to other characters. May's easy enough to not screw up (prickly shitbag who actually understands what friendship entails), but Sven's at a real risk of playing second fiddle.

Yeah, that's not true, there was plenty of "When will she fuck the robot?" in these threads

>The weak link in Sven/May is Sven
>he's not really fleshed out much personality-wise
Where another author might see the potential for character development we have the 1/3rd stigmata ready to fuck it all up.

A robot cannot have biology because it is not alive

the robotfucking is all I care for now
but what did he fuck before her leg came off?

>It's gonna be even better once former robot cop lady gets May a new robot body with actual fuckholes.

Or worse, I'm damn sure they will give it a go, realize both of them are fucking degenerates, and May goes back to her old body to keep going with the freaky sex

Imagine being this much of an autistic tranny.

So now that we know they did not tear a hole in her crotch area, wtf was he fucking two comics ago? Lube between the thighs, that were spread around his waist? Is he _that_ big? The watermelon didn't seem to imply that.

>When you quick sex hookup has taken care of you after a sudden power loss, AND popped your leg back into your frame for you.

They're basically commonlaw robot married at this point despite the two of them having mountains of issues.

>Lube between the thighs
yes, and a melon.

The convenience store sells melons?

Iunno, this was the first time they fucked.
This time he used rubbed his dick where here pussy would be if she had a better model (and stuck his dick inside her foothole)

Fuck off Carlos

A journey of Questionable Content begins with a single step.

hot

She might have some kind of intake port beneath and behind the plate, although that would raise a larger question of why what is supposed to be a bottom shelf, government issued robot body has a hole that lets men fuck it

For a robot that really is fucking retarded.
Jeph has shown evidence of sexual discrimination is his world before, hasn't he? With that in mind, what robot would chose "female" as a gender rather than male, or nothing at all?

Sell who now?

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>melon
>mel on
>m e l
>l e m
>lem on
>lemon

Not Terrible

I mean, we're denying page views by localizing the terrible here.

At least we're away from manfeet fetish for now.

The joint seam maybe? Might be the reason the leg came off in first place. Would also explain the leaking joint fluid...

May has a nice looking body. It was just made in a sweatshop for pennies.

Sven's a food character. His shit with Faye peompted growth for both of them.

where's the new page?

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This has been a confoundingly erotic season of Questionable Content.

If Ghoff were a good author, maybe we could infer that human/robot relationships are supposed to be implausibly rare.

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Terrible

>Calling Blue Robot "her"
That is complete misgendering. Blue sassy robot is a fighter jet and should be refereed to as jetself.
Jetter doesn't even have female genitalia. So they're no possible reason for this mistake.

Rank the robowaifus.
1. Roko (tight robod)
2. May (kinky blue spinner)
3. Melon (oblivious little slut)
4. Skinny Butt Implant Gynoid
5. Bubbles (snu snu)
6. The rest

Kinda Terrible.

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Oh no...

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1. Seven the gold digger
2. Bubbles
3. May+Momo
4. Roko
5. Corpse witch
6. No nose slut
7. the combat roomba
power gap here
N. the rest
Huuge powergap here
zz. spookbot the moon AI

What a bitch.

are robots.... like.... a minority?

Robotfuckers sure are, but robots seem to be at least 44% of he population.
Wherever we go, there is a robot.
I've seen more robots than asian.
Maybe the robot is just an advanced version of the asians.
Except king rape. King rape is a nigger.

Depends on what qualifies as a robot. If it needs a mobile body, then that number is probably high. If it includes AIs, it's super low. We're already vastly outnumbered by technology in our world. Imagine now that our toasters had a desire for intimacy.

Do not besmirch King Rape's name like that. He was built for one thing and one thing only, and by God is he going to carry out his purpose with gusto and aplomb.

Why the fuck did humans make robots with souls in this universe? Why did they design them with horrible personality flaws? I understood it when it was just a gag about pintsize being a sociopath, but now it's just confusing

do they commit a disproportionate amount of crime?

I know talking about the problems with this comic is a fools errand, buuuuut

Have we ever seen Sven be bad to the women he's had sex with? We know he's promiscuous, but in every instance it seems like he's perused by women and not the other way around. The only "enraged ex lover" he's had in the scope of the strip is Faye, who had a massively unrealistic expectation of their situation ("I won't be your girlfriend, but you have to be totally commited to me!")

Sven is the greatest example of Haques complete inability to write. We are constantly told he is a bastard, but in the strip he just constantly puts up with everyone shitting on him for no reason. He should cut ties and move away from all of these terrible people that treat him lile garbage.

It's basically just Faye and Dora shitting on him and everyone going along with what they say. Even though both Faye and Dora have treated their partner's worse; it honestly reads more like Faye and Dora deflecting their own issues onto Sven and everyone going along with it because Sven's not one of their friends.

on an unrelated note did they ever commission a new close infantry support aircraft or is the next F-weapons platform still supposed to be the Swiss army knife it's billed as?

what about lemon?

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Lemon is good. I would feel bad objectifying her with a ranking.

No. Despite the memes the A-10 is a primarily a medium altitude missile/bomb truck that operates in low or no-threat environments. In that role pretty much every other plane does equally well, or better since the A-10 is pretty outdated in terms of sensors and sensor fusion and is capable of operating in high threat environments due to their higher ceiling and faster speed.

Remember when Dora had a freakout and decided to "cut out" people from her life, starting with what I'm fairly sure is Sven?
Remember when he WASEN'T a self-hating looser?
Remember when Dora's crippling insecurity and feelings of inadequacy made her lash out at everyone because she had a harder time making friends as a miserable goth then a charming and confident boy?

I just hate dora. So Much

So now Jeph can't even be bothered to put anything on the specials board?
Well, I suppose that makes sense - hell, they have no customers, anyway.

I’d Allahu her akhbar if you know what I mean.

get ready for her to give him advice he will invariably follow in the next strip, user

IIRC they just kept on making them smarter, and then muh singularity happened which led to all AIs spontaneously generating ersatz souls on their own.

I’m pretty sure Jeff didn’t do this on purpose, but this is oddly realistic to how a lot of friendgroups behave.

in a cast full of narcissistic degenerates, Dora stands head and shoulders above everyone else as the absolute worst

Lately, no. Over the past couple years Jeph has introduced more robot characters than human ones. We're occasionally told, and almost exclusively through the character of May, that robots are discriminated against over jobs, but May is a convicted felon and a human needs a job over a robot anyways becsuse a human requires shelter and food to live. Jeph uses the robots as an inoffensive substitute for minority struggles because he's too cowardly to show his actual minority/disabled/trans/fat characters experiencing any kind of discrimination

Yeah, Sven is the outgroup and since no one actually deals with him on a regular basis they have no reason to not assume Dora and Faye are being honest about him.

Where does Tai rank? I'd imagine that she'd be up there.