PRESS RELEASE IMMINENT
MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS
Based on previous seasons, the press release should be any time within the next few hours, with a short clip following a few hours later.
What do you expect to be covered in the first episode, and this season as a whole?
What do you think the arc will be? You know there's going to be one.
Other urls found in this thread:
hollywoodreporter.com
southpark.cc.com
tegridyfarms.com
southpark.cc.com
youtube.com
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twitter.com
Prediction: it will suck
Placing my bets on it being about Epstein
Prediction: It will focus on Mr. Garrison and reflect whatever WACKY THING Trump is doing that week. People will applaud, it'll win awards.
>left wingers offended because not PC enough
>right wingers offended because too PC for me
Now you're up to speed.
I assume the core audience wouldn't care either way, and the people in the complaint economy will forget about anything controversial after a week.
I hate being Eurocuck and not being able to see the press releases
>South Park #2301 is live show of Matt & Trey talking to a camera about how much they hate the show and what it has become
>The end is both of them pulling out a shotgun each and blasting their brains out before the signal cuts
>Available on iTunes everywhere a day after
CREEK
Does this part have NTR?
Leave.
30 minutes of Trey wanking it to creek shouta porn
Well well well... looks like someone is going to get blacked
Episode 2301 - Cancelled
Tegridy farms gets cancelled in an all-new episode titled, “Cancelled” airing on Wednesday, September 25 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
After Randy's old tweets resurface, Tegridy Farms must seek help from a powerful individual to stay in business. Meanwhile, Tweek and Craig question if they're ready to take their relationship to the next level.
oh they're still doing this huh
oh boy a fucking president garrison episode
where did you get this? the forum and blog don't have it yet
I can’t wait for Kyle to get gang raped by Mexicans
It's from the blog files, someone posted it on Phone Destroyer Discord
Update will be out soon I guess
>its a drumpf episode
oh for fucks sake, more american left-wing political propaganda.
surely this will be the episode that finally takes down drumpf. surely.
also i love how they have kyle in with the mexicans because the detention camps are literally CONCENTRATION CAMPS according to hysterical retards and kyle is a jew. so clever. so insightful. what a hot take.
i hope matt and trey just die in a car accident at this point
Fell for this till you mentioned Tweek and Craig.
I mean they where pretty agaisnt the protesting at the border last season, so I dont think its left wing propaganda like yall are thinking.
I don't remember border protesting last season
I like how Matt and Trey always go on about how they hate trump jokes yet continue to make them.
in which episode were they against protesting at the border?
One of the most notable aspects from last season was the lack of any political dealings, specifically the nearly total absence of Donald Trump via the Mr. Garrison persona. "It was nice for us," Parker says. "It was nice to not come in and talk about Donald Trump. And I think it was nice for people to watch and go, 'Oh, yeah, there is still comedy outside of fucking Donald Trump. There is still funny shit as the world goes on.' And you can get your Trump comedy on so many other shows."
Stone concludes, "We can make a funnier show with Garrison and that whole story, but there is other stuff that is more fun. But then again, if we came up with something tomorrow, we'd do it. We don't have any rules."
I think Cartman will get Kyle there because he would totally do something like that, it’s his two least favorite people, Jews and Mexicans
You guys act like they haven’t made border patrol episodes before
I do hope Butters the leader of Mexico could get involved but not sure
>we will never have an episode of the boys just getting into some shenanigans or going on adventure ever again
>all we'll get is SNL-tier political soapboxing and the same Trump jokes every other comedy in Western media is making
It was in the PC babies plot in Buddab Box
More Butter.
But they basically are concentration camps you autistic subhuman incel hideous /pol/tarded freak. These are actually the FEMA camps you imagined and screeched about 10 years ago.
It was like one joke now that I remember
>Trump has nothing to do with the camps, it was like this back in Obama’s time
>pic of Kyle at detention center, no sign of Trump
>wow I can’t believe they are making another episode with Trump
Seething
i wasn't talking about FEMA camps 10 years ago. i didn't even care about politics 10 years ago, and i still try not to now, but people like you make it incredibly difficult.
they are not concentration camps. they are detention camps, yes, but tell me, exactly WHAT should be done with the children of illegal immigrants who are detained at the border? should they be sent back to mexico (where many of them aren't even actually from) unaccompanied? should they be detained with their parents (let me remind you, this is a luxury that Americans themselves don't have; when an American is arrested, they are separated from their kids, too)?
or, should we just fucking let all the illegals in, because you're a pro-open-borders retard?
maybe if entitled cuntface illegals weren't trying to get into america there wouldn't be "concentration camps" for them. maybe they should just fuck off and respect america's laws?
>maybe they should just fuck off and respect america's laws?
I mean Trump doesn't so
>respect america's laws
You're really going to say this on a website that literally has an entire board dedicated to illegally pirated and uploaded torrents?
name 1 law trump has broken
and name 1 reason why illegal immigrants should be allowed to break a totally different law (other than "DRUMPF!")
yes because pirating a movie or a tv show or whatever the fuck is not even remotely comparable to illegal immigration.
illegal immigrants actively harm the cultural fabric of a nation, in addition to suppressing wages for domestic workers.
We had "the scoots" and the finale last year of that counts.
The boys were just fucking around on that one.
>respect America's laws
>but not those laws, just these laws in particular
lol. Try using this same argument with the police. Go ahead, go to a police department. Oh wait, that's right, for some arbitrary reason, only you alone get to decide what laws deserve to be enforced.
>South Park thread already devolves into political shit-flinging
It's all so tiresome
I’ve been meaning to make this post for a couple weeks so here’s some info on the new season
A running theme will be trying to make Randy unlikable. Focus will be on him mostly, but the first episode of the season is about him realizing the disabled have it easy, and he’s had enough. Randy wants handicapped spots, Randy is sick of resources being “wasted”, Randy is tired of having to build his life around the disabled and basically goes full Cartman in his desire to eradicate the retarded, not unlike Hitler.
The theme stemmed from a discussion between Matt and Trey in regards to wanting to spite fans who want to see more Randy by making him harder to like and fans who are sick of Randy by giving them almost nothing but.
you support open borders, you aren't even worth acknowledgement. all you're worthy of is a bullet to the base of the skull.
That's just Yea Forums these days
Whatever quality this season is, its the chsracter disscussions that always make these threads enjoyable. So as long as we dont spurg out too hard on politics or shotafagging, then the season shall be enjoyable for me.
And remember the degeneracy comes after the season is over, you can have your rapefics later
KYMAN ARC FOR SURE THIS TIME
Cartman sending Kyle to detention center is the ultimate essence of Kyman
I dont see Trump Garrison immediately involved yet but it's very easy for him to be connected, don't fucking use the /pol/ excuse when it's the show's fault for pulling political arcs, teasing "oh yea trump sucks ass and we want him castrated but we cant make any jokes better than his life, we're gonna go back to the simple kids focus" and then immediately fall back into old habits. THAT shit is whats tiresome.
It really is, I hope it's like that, would be a great start to the kyman arc that will happen this time for sure
daily reminder
Oh my, Kyle wants an arc? Will he finally get a steady girlfriend at the end of it, I wonder.
based.
kymanfags btfo
Next you're gonna "ara ara" to me?
>matt and trey have never heard of it
Hmm, not so sure about that.
Ara ara...Eh? But How?!
You can be absolutely sure that Trey and Matt have heard of at least Kyman and Style if they had heard about Creek
>passionate rivalry vs boring sexless vanilla marriage
No user clearly Matt and Trey have never heard of the fandom shipping it which means that M&T themselves ship it on their own without any external influence because pic related exists so either it's this explanation or them taking the piss out of kyman shippers, take your pick.
This user gets it.
>pranking your rival means matt and trey ship them
user that's not what I wrote, and I was using heavy sarcasm. If you look closely at that picture you will notice the two characters are enclosed in what seems to be a heart shape, and the episode is called Cartman Finds Love... I wonder what the implication of doing that is from M&T.
the cranky delusional lesbians are at it again!
I want cute Stan/Wendy and Kyle/Cartman moments
>it’s the Kyle torture opening episode
Yeah we're bumping the dying thread retard, I hope you're doing the same
goth/vamp episode when?
>wanting an abusive relationship
passionate rivalries where both parties hate each-other rarely turn into relationships that aren't horrible and abusive
Threadly reminder that kyman shippers are abusive lesbians and have a BLARP fetish.
>tfw have a tweek bf irl who knows how to manage his anxiety
But those are fun. And abusive relationships are all Cartman is ultimately capable of. Kyle, Lianne, Butters, Heidi. And his fans love him for that. That said, I think Kyle and Cartman's dynamic is fine without turning the faggy jokes and undertones into a faggy relationship and overtones. It's funnier if neither of them is actually sure he(Cartman)'s gay.
>But those are fun
if you're a mentally disturbed lesbian psychopath who likes seeing innocent boys suffer, i guess?
There's going to be Phone Destroyer dev update today so we'll see if there's anything related to the new episode
i wish phone destroyer had an actual storyline and voiceovers
Shipping something and even wanting it to have some semblance of canon because of your own bias doesn't mean the shippers think it's healthy or want it to be. I know it would be abusive, that's the appeal, it's already abusive without Cartman being a faggot. Which he probably is anyway. Remember when the boys went to Raisins and everyone was losing their shit about the girls and Cartman just kept eating?
Yeah there's no point in making them have a relationship, but if the show started joking harder and more overtly about how gay Cartman is for Kyle I wouldn't complain at all, quite the opposite.
You're watching south park, idiot. Innocent boys are already suffering in it even without the ship.
There is the story mode at least, even though it's as simple as Cartman trying to take advantage of the player and Kyle trying to stop it
Are you retarded? This is a fucked up foul mouthed comedy show not a teen soap opera, OF COURSE it's funnier if it's dysfunctional somehow.
the boys somehow end up in mexico and while trying to get back, they end up in a concentration camp!
I can find many instances of Cartman showing a genuine interest in girls too, though.
>I know it would be abusive, that's the appeal, it's already abusive without Cartman being a faggot.
what is the appeal in an abusive relationship?
and yes their 'friendship' is 'abusive' currently but that's different than it being an actual "relationship" in the romantic context.
>Remember when the boys went to Raisins and everyone was losing their shit about the girls and Cartman just kept eating?
that's because cartman is fat and likes food. i would have assumed that was incredibly obvious.
>You're watching south park, idiot. Innocent boys are already suffering in it even without the ship.
yeah but i don't actively hope for it to happen and get off to it
>Cartman trying to take advantage of the player and Kyle trying to stop it
kyle is such a good person
i love him
Here's my guess
>Cartman hears about "concentration camps", instantly thinks about Jews and how awesome it is
>tips ICE about Kyle
>Kyle is taken there because of some kind of misunderstanding
>Cartman's plan somehow backfires on him
Then you're really watching the wrong show if you're not at least laughing at how screwed up things can get. Why someone would watch South Park and expect anything less than a fucked up outcome is beyond me...wait, I think I know why. It's because they threw you retards a bone by making Creek a total cutesy hugfest like early seasons Stendy.
You're correct actually, sorry. Pic related.
>yeah but i don't actively hope for it to happen
Why are you even watching this show? Go watch summer camp island, kylefag.
>what is the appeal in an abusive relationship?
The appeal is it's funny as hell, but I already said there's no point in an actual relationship now that creek is already canon. They can still do something with it though.
>Cartman's plan backfires
>...he wants Kyle back
>he goes to save Kyle
I like how you think user.
I think Cartman's sexuality is best described as "confused". And you can thank Liane for that one. He's been exposed to some very bizarre shit from a very early age. That on top of being an (admittedly very clever and charismatic) utter goddamn moron.
I dropped the game almost a year ago because the matchmaking was shit and I wasn’t having fun, did the game ever get better?
i don't not expect fucked up stuff to happen, and i laugh when it does (usually, unless it's just not funny)
i just don't actively root for the characters to get shit on, nor does the idea of an abusive relationship particularly interest me especially since it would be incredibly out of character for kyle to have any romantic interest in cartman at all.
>Why are you even watching this show? Go watch summer camp island, kylefag.
because it's funny. also it has kyle in it.
i don't even know what summer camp island is.
>The appeal is it's funny as hell, but I already said there's no point in an actual relationship now that creek is already canon. They can still do something with it though.
i don't particularly see what's funny as hell about it. kyle and cartman's dynamic is funny as it is, no need to make it romantic or sexual except to satisfy your kymanfaggotry.
>but I already said there's no point in an actual relationship now that creek is already canon
but there was never any point in, nor any possibility of, an actual relationship between kyle and cartman. kyle hates cartman, get over it.
They tried to fix the matchmaking by making new ranking system but I didn't like it, I play it whenever they release a new card (like Doctor Timothy a while ago) but I don't bother opening the game every day. Just waiting for Wonder Tweek and hoping he will be released during this season so they can make episode about him.
>innocent boys are already suffering in it
Yeah, for laughs, not for sick fucks like yourself to get off to. Seethe harder.
I'm not gonna bother with this.
I'm discussing the comedy potential it has so technically it's still for laughs. Come on user you can't tell me seriously that Cartman Finds Love wasn't absolutely hysterical. Me getting off to anything is besides the point, I still mainly care about the comedy and would not want them to do anything that doesn't make me laugh.
>i just don't actively root for the characters to get shit on
When it doesn't happen, I miss it. Like, I hope Kyle never manages to have a girlfriend for more than half a week without it falling apart. Not because I have a boner for Kyman (I don't), but because he tries so hard and it's funny. Kyle is much funnier when he's miserable or upset.
>Come on user you can't tell me seriously that Cartman Finds Love wasn't absolutely hysterical
it was a meh-tier episode, actually.
>Kyle is much funnier when he's miserable or upset.
Hell yeah, couldn't have spoken truer words.
Honestly more excited for Rick and Morty. It's been over 20 years, I've seen all their tricks and talking about topical issue of the day isn't fun anymore. When has the show not been a complete letdown any time they invoke politics? Here's that suspenseful musical sting to make you believe something is happening. Wow look Cartman is being a jerk again. It's just too fucking old and if R & M was 20 years old I'd say the same thing.
>still no press release, just a screenshot that was datamined hours ago
What’s going on? They’re way past the normal timeframe now
Usually it's easy to find the press release but now they have hidden everything, it would be easy if we knew the name of the episode
Normally the community manager would first post it on the official forum and then soon after the press release would appear on the official blog, but neither have happened yet last I checked
Does this mean Butters poster is dead?
Press release is up and the plot is just bizarre. Also it’s a Randy episode.
>it’s a Randy episode
I liked Tegridy Farms. It was a genuinely good episode.
Like, I get Matt and Trey like the Tegridy shit, but the first fucking episode this season is about it? Seriously?
ONE TWO
Seething, literally fuming from the mouth
dilate
I don't remember when the first episode of the season was that good, maybe season 13 with The Ring, usually the mid-season episodes are the best
>SEETHE
>DILATE
>SEETHE
>DILATE
>SEETHE
>DILATE
You forgot 'cope.'
Fuck you matt you commie asshole
First you "apologize" for manbearpig
Then you make this, dont you know massimmigration is one major strain on the climate
this exact exchange will happen between Cartman and Kyle before the year is over
Vivimos en una sociedad.
>In the pilot episode of the new hit series, Tegridy Farms, Randy battles home-grown weed and comes to terms with the fact that he might be a towel. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.
Based Randyfags get in here
you mean redditfags?
Reporting in.
No I mean everyone else except the pedos of Yea Forums
randy is literally a peak reddit character
people like you are part of why the show sucks now
I wonder if this site will open now, it's been up for a while
I almost hate to break this to you, but was me. And I've got bad news.
>eurofag who cant use a vpn
somebody post the press release here
See
thats it, two sentences?
are deliberately being mouthbreathing retards
That's how it always is though
The title Mexican Joker probably refers to new superhero card in PD, or maybe Randy gets his card next
why is craig x tweek so wholesome
how did they make such a wholesome couple as a joke
i dunno user, but it happened
and we should cherish it while we can
also i recommend for anyone who likes creek (or just south park in general) to play the 2nd game. lots of cute, wholesome creek stuff in there.
and if you have them both on your team at the same time, they have really adorable dialogue during fights. anyone who says they're just pretending to be a couple is completely proven wrong by the game.
I see David there, without his tiny bicicleta
He didn't ride it to skeeewl
>mfw i just spent 20 minutes photoshopping david out of this image
>it's actually well-done
my autism is consuming me
what am i becoming
A hero. Give it to me.
i am significantly more proud of this image than i should be
sadly i wasn't able to save kenny, because too much of his body is blocked by david and i don't have enough skill at art to redraw it without it looking stupid. i just cut stan out because i got lazy.
Nicely done. It functions well as a reaction image with only Kyle present, anyway.
>joke description ended up being half correct
fuck randy
why can’t Kyle at Mexican camp be the A plot
i would have never thought to use it as a reaction image but you're right, it works well as one
i don't have enough south park reaction images
here's a slightly trimmed-down version that works better in thumbnail form, because i forgot to say thank you for the complement
Would Matt and Trey have the balls to call out their friend Other Matt?
Other Matt?
Groening, who got his dirty yellow toes sucked on epstein's jet
Epstien had one of his sex slaves give foot rubs to Groening.
ah, that was my first guess.
i bet they won't touch epstein at all.
If they do, it'll probably just be with some joking remark like how they did "hot cosby"
I hope Kyle has to go through some kind of sexual humiliation, even just rectal exam
This works even better. Much appreciated.
1. Randy takes an online personality test and starts to think he’s a towel. This is related to SPandMe.
2. Tegridy Farms TV show is related to the Tegridy Farms website they started a couple of months ago.
3. Something about superheroes, buy more Phone Destroyer gacha
I assume they have
no problem user, you're welcome.
i also just realized it's even better if you flip it around
>backwards 'halloween' signature
almost
didn't even notice that. oh well. i'm too tired to figure out a way to fix it (i don't even think i can, maybe i could use a healing brush).
i wish i could just draw my own stuff, but i'm terrible at drawing people
They already had an episode titled Cancelled. Remember when Earth got canned by the Joobians?
I don't remember. But I do have this photo, and it feels like it's something important..
It's not a concentration camp if people are choosing to go there.
Okay, then just enforce the immigration laws made before Trump's inauguration (read: 99.95% of immigration law). AND THOSE DETENTION CENTERS WERE AT DENSER CAPACITIES UNDER OBAMA
Well based on what a lot of people are assuming it might be like what described.
Epstien could easily invite notable people to his island, get them drunk and loose then offer them a lady. The next morning he walks in and tells them that she was 16 and he has what they did on camera, now they're his bitch.
Tunnel bear
I have this theory that it will be scandal once the officials find out ICE has taken a Jewish family, Broflovskis will be released and the Mexicans will stay there like they should.
I hope that delusion you have about it being horrible concentration camps are true, i hope those little spicshits get stuffed into cages and starved and beaten, i hope they get stuffed into vacuum sealed latex bags and archived away never to be found in a bunker somewhere in the arizona desert living in pitch darkness getting no nutrition other than iv-fluids until their brains and bodies shutdown due to lack of stimuli
Fuck illegal alien wetbacks
>Randy thinks he’s a towel
>he rubs himself against Stan’s naked body
southpark.cc.com
preview clip is up
I'm surprised there's nothing on YouTube yet.
>.people going on about trump despite the clear mexican joke
it's not like obamba and bush didn't do this shit too
It's possible M&T are so far gone that they either don't know or don't care about that
It's also possible that they could do an episode about the detention camps without directly using garrison, although based on the recent interview it seems like the "no trump jokes" rule has been replaced with "we'll do it if we think it's funny"
SEASON 23 EPISODES:
1. Dave Chapelle - Simillar to the Roseanne episode South Park will take the side of: old rich comedians are out of touch with current times and don't have anything to lose by being edgy but also they have the right to be edgy you PC babies. Epstien will be mentioned in a throwaway line from Cartman.
2. GLOBAL ANTI-VAPING TREND - Matt & Trey bring back fan favorite Mr. Mackey to mock the growing anti-vape/ecig sentiment from Western governments. Will be similar to the gluten free episode where everything is super exaggerated, it's not really a health threat, let the consumers decide etc. Maybe a throwaway line to the Hong Kong protests, Matt & Trey too uninformed/scared to care about that fully.
3. SOME BOOMER-TIER TECHNOLOGY EPISODE - This ep will have Tik-Tok and some dumb viral trend. After the success of last year's RDR2 references, Matt & Trey will double down on gamer speak, referencing Borderlands 3 or something. Reddit goes wild.
4. CLIMATE CHANGE AGAIN
After Kyle's Dad forgets to drive his Hybrid to work one day and instead gets a lift in Randy's new Diesal fueled Toyota truck, Greta Thunberg comes to South Park declaring the town in a Climate Emergency.
Cartman refuses to take it and challenges her to a fight. Greta wins and tells everyone to lower their carbon footprint. Kyle says he learnt something today just as Greta is ripped apart by Manbearpig a quick last minute edgy joke to end on as Matt & Trey forgot to write those this week. Reddit is not amused, boycotting South Park for disrespecting the second coming of Christ.
5. Cartoon Wars Part 3.
So in November Rick & Morty is coming back and after episode 4, Reddit is mad at South Park so, because Trey is an asshole who hates any other successful adult cartoons and wants Reddit's approval he will do a Cartman vs Rick thing like they did with Family Guy in Season 10.
>or, should we just fucking let all the illegals in, because you're a pro-open-borders retard?
unironically yes
6. Cartoon Wars Part 4.
Turns out last weeks episode was a hit so the boys extend the plot, Chithulu comes back from the BP oil spill episode and Rick must save the world from The Coon. Justin Roiland will guest voice in this episode because he loves attention and Trey & Matt need relevance.
7. Election episode
Even though the election is a year away, the debates are on everyone's mind, Matt & Trey weigh in.
8. Pewdiepie episode
This probably would be earlier in the episode, but Minecraft is really big right now and Pewdiepie is in heat with the ADL so maybe South Park feel responsible after they gave him a guest spot. Maybe bring back "Cartman bra" and have him radicalise south park kids into becoming nazis through his channel.
9. The Boys parody
I feel like Matt & Trey are more reliant on references these days and The Boys was a massive hit plus the superhero game they made was a massive hit so maybe have the kids do their superhero game again but after a dangerous accident in which Kenny is killed by Jimmy, Randy begins a "Supe hunting force" and starts doing a British accent and beating up the kids. Meanwhile The Coon (Homelander stand in) is trying to accelerate Brexit through a series of Patriotic Stunts, doing a funny British accent. Episode ends when Randy finds out that Stan is one of the superheros.
10. Bloody British Finale Mate
By this episode, Cartman is basically a Boris Johnson caricature (doesn't matter if he wins in October, no-one watches British news), Stan tells Randy that Racist Bigot Eric is trying to bring back British independence. Randy and Eric both get into a battle with their respective British accents. Ends up with Trey Parker doing a Karl Urban impression against a Boris Johnson impression for 5 minutes then the season ends and you wonder why the hell you still watch South Park.
>it’s another randy episode
Why
Well, technically Kyle does not belong in South Park. He's from New Jersey, he has that tainted blood in him. And his little brother isn't even American.
I hope this season finally has a proper board game episode, we know that Matt and Trey love them and the boys are always playing something but there still hasn't been an episode about them. Board games are getting popular again so it would be a good chance.
Youtube preview
youtube.com
Someone write The Coon: Endgame
>i didn't even care about politics 10 years ago
Gee, I wonder why.
I hope it isn't another serialized season. Bring back stand alone episodes.
>a rick and morty episode
>A PEWDIEPIE EPISODE
user please stop I can't I hope you're right
Ayy lmao
so was it cartman or somebody else
It really was Cartman! Episode might still be good, or so I hope. I don't care for the Randy plot at all. And look at that, the boy is suffering once again, who would've guessed.
Can we have a single south park thread that doesn't devolve into homo erotic shippings or screaming at current Garrison?
South park threads have three possible destinies: to be a ship thread, to be an excuse for a political thread, or they die because no one will write in them. I've never ever seen them be any different, might as well get used to it.
will it be like man bear pig where 1 dude goes around telling everyone about it but no one cares or believes him? or will it be a multi part episode where butters gets abducted?
>will it be like man bear pig where 1 dude goes around telling everyone about it but no one cares or believes him?
Jaxel Aonhs wraped in thinfoil might be fun.
You think theres gonna be an episode on 8ch and mass shootings?
>they're all fat and nearing obesity
Are immigrant enforcement people just losers who couldn't qualify for the military/police force?
we've already had an entire season of trolling and multiple episodes of school shootings. I expect to see school shootings in the background every so often like last season.
Have they ever done a Yea Forums episode? Actually has any cartoon ever referenced Yea Forums?
yes, a few but not many
Which ones? I kinda remember rick and morty doing it but I might be wrong
fractured but whole
>back to the tirefires of Yea Forums with you
Wendy tells people she beats up to go back to Yea Forums
>pewdiepie episode
user...
I meant a new one like the one user was describing, I know they already did one don't worry.
Even in situation like that, he doesn’t feel fear. He looks at me with such angry eyes. That’s what I like about him, his pride and will to fight. And I want to just break that pride and attitude.
I just want my CLYDE CARTMAN EP
REEEEEEEEE
i think family guy did. they had a pepe balloon in the thanksgiving parade.
Their parents have to get married first
Why is Clyde crying?
he's a crybaby and he's gonna live with cartman duh
The only reason I watch anymore is for the small glimpses of Tweek and Craig. Creek episode fucking WHEN?
I want this so much, even if only for a few episodes.
>Cartman having a father figure in his life helps him become more happy and stable and even slim down slightly
>Clyde having a crazy over-doting mother makes him fatten up
>a few weeks pass and Clyde and Cartman look almost like twins
They should make an episode where Tweek gets into astrology and Craig thinks it's complete bullshit but eventually accepts is as a part of Tweek because his job as the man is to do that
>CLYDE AND CARTMAN ROLE REVERSAL EPISODE
>brown small people making sadfaces and looking miserable and desperate
Wow!
Don't give up hope user, you never know when meme magic will strike.
she's still the designated cartman gf right?
She better be
We already saw a glimpse of that with Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
I want to see it go all the way.
Why does Cartman hate Clyde so much? Because he betrayed him in season 20?
stick of truth debacle maybe
Why did he draw Tweek and Craig fucking? Is he jealous?
Prediction: All of Trump's fuck-ups as well as overall bullshit events from the past few months (and or the past few weeks if they are topical enough) will be satirized in this season.
I think that's Butters
He also drew Butters with Kyle and Butters with Kyle's mom
I think it's funnier that Kyle would be dating a anti-Semite and Heidi unknowingly being incredibly offensive while trying to be nice to her boy friend.
Cartman is closeted bisexual.
He has this massive sexual obsession with Kyle.
Even in earlier seasons, Cartman created a gay, crossdressing persona who gave Ben a handjob.
yeah well you are retarded so there's that
He also drew Kyle fucking himself. Why does he hate Butters so much?
Can you say "Shipper Seething" ten times really fast?
Because he can't break him no matter what
That's kylefag, you can tell when it's him
I always thought that episode implies that Cartman had some sort of multiple personality disorder and had little to no control over Mitch Connor
But Fractured But Whole contradicts that by making it obvious that he’s actually in complete control of it.
I don’t know what to think anymore. But then again, I probably shouldn’t be obsessing over continuity over South Park of all things.
I do believe Cartman is probably bisexual. But I think he doesn’t really have a set sexuality and a lot of his behavior and attitude towards sex is whatever Trey and Matt deem funny or entertaining.
Clyde is a dumbass who fucks things up on the regular but also isn’t afraid to call Cartman on his shit from time to time (see the Professor Chaos debut episode where they parody the Bachelor in regards to replacing Kenny).
Also what happened in Stick of Truth like what other user said.
>Episode 9
Sounds unironically great, ngl
That's the most levelheaded approach for sure, and likely the right one to have. But you know, sometimes it's fun to think about it in different ways and analyze a bit. But I think they change their mind depending on what they feel like doing, so maybe originally Mitch wasn't meant to be Cartman doing it on purpose, but later they decided that they could get more funny scenarios if he actually was. Still, Cartman has many instances of acting gay.
HNNNGGGG
>But I think he doesn’t really have a set sexuality
This. I'd even say Cartman's too selfish and self-absorbed. Remember him masturbating on himself
I'm sad there wasnt a ugandan knuckles episode
Matt and trey are fags now. The episode would be about how there is no conspiracy theory and we should shut up and stop asking questions
But what about
i feel like we have been having the same episode for 3 seasons
Kennybros UNITE
We probably arent gonna get any kenny episodes so lets just take what we can get.
The Scoots was amazing and the best episode of last season
we need that dc vs marvel daffy and bugs gif to be replaced by seethe and dilate
its not just because its old
It just been plain shit for about a decade
its all just so tiresome
I liked the show better when the scientistic on the hill was making animals with multiple butts. and the towns people ate each other after only being snowed in for a couple of hours
real boys are never as cute as anime boys :(
>People mad no matter what side
The backlash against South Park is starting to feel like the 90s again
It's a comedy show with no set rules. First poster is correct there's no point in over analyzing South Park
There's no point in a lot of stuff we do, I was just saying I like doing it because I enjoy it, and I wasn't even disagreeing with the original poster
Same. After having to sit through season 20 and the Heidi/Cartman plot in season 21 I am not very invested anymore. I only watch episodes centered around the boys and other episodes if Tweek and Craig cameo. The FBW was more real South Park than the past 10 seasons.
Cartman blackface
Classical Era
>1-2
Golden Era
>3-9
Silver Era
>10-14
Changing Era
>15-17
Serial Era
>18-present
This is the most accurate era-criteria I've seen
People who like Creek really can't complain about modern South Park because it's the ultimate form of nu-South Park
Apart from the Tweek and Craig being made to fight back in the day in season 3
Don't spoil his narrative that Creek isn't older than he is.
You know this isn't the same thing
Yeah and tumblr hates Randy too because he can't be used for yaoi fantasies so I guess Yea Forumsmblr is real. Randy is awesome.
Creek as canon relationship is still something that would have never happened in old South Park, back when it happened people thought they'll just go back to the status quo and not be together anymore but that didn't happen because new South Park started taking continuation and established canon more seriously.
>new South Park started taking continuation and established canon more seriously.
So there's still a chance you say...
Sauce!!!
The Creek ship the fandom had before Tweek x Craig was nothing like the canon Creek is now. Craig was always portrayed as a bad boy who bullies Tweek, that's the complete opposite of what it is now. Wholesome domestic vanilla Creek is modern South Park like it or not.
>Wholesome domestic vanilla Creek is modern South Park like it or not.
That's the reason why shipfics are better before as opposed to now.
>Matt and Trey are spic sympathizers
I can't believe they would indoctrinate their fans into accepting illegal immigrants. It makes me want to cry seeing what this show, as well as animation as a whole, has devolved into. I can't believe these fucking babies won't just accept that they lost, and instead they spend all day bitching and moaning about how babies are being gassed to death in concentration camps and oil companies are destroying our planet and species for short-term profit. It fucking sickens me to see how anti-American animation has become and that constructive criticism is so flagrantly disregarded at best and outright condemned at worst. If Isaac and Mary Kay were alive today they'd be ashamed. We can only hope that someone will make the medium great again, but at this rate it probably never will, and we'll be lucky if straight white males aren't extinct by the end of the 2020's.
>pretending ships don't evolve over time
Creek is as old as the hills. It just got more canon material for the fangirls to incorporate into their fic. People who liked it before will mostly still like it.
You haven't even watched the episode yet
is it just me or the animation looks even cheaper this year?
t. Cartman
Yeah it's better to just group in 3 to 5 with the golden era in terms of quality however it should be noted that those seasons have a very distinct voice that seasons 7 to 9 don't. Season 6 is the bridge season in my opinion.
>because he can't be used for yaoi fantasies so I guess Yea Forumsmblr is real.
Not if he’s shipped with someone like Gerald or Stuart.
Plus there’s people on Tumblr who actually like shipping gross old men together. Remember Stanchez and the GTA V fandom?
Their canon relationship is better. The Fractured but Whole and Put it Down showcased their dynamic really well. Creek was popular because Tweek cared too much and Craig cared too little and they both can teach each other a lot. Tweek has someone to calm him and Craig has someone to care about that needs him.
Probably the ICE camps since the one still shot we have so far seems to show as much. I'm kinda hoping they do more episodes of the kids just doing kid stuff this season though. I've watched South Park since i was 8 so obviously I know there's always going to be current events and politics referenced in it, but some of the best episodes are when they just do stuff that kids are doing (Like Fun With Weapons or the WoW one, or like the whole LOTR triology they had before the launch of stick of truth. That kinda shit is fun.
But those come up from whatever Matt and mostly Trey are into at the time so we'll see. I know they mentioned a lot of RD2 last season (i honestly only bought the game because of south park and i'm so glad I did, they really hyped it up for me and I wasn't disappointed) so if there's any kinda other game they're into right now it could pop up.
I dunno. I never really know what to expect from this show.
I'm still so mad the worst pairing is the most popular one and the one that became canon.
Tumblr hates Randy because Randy is only funny to a particular type of guy. He is pretty much a wish fulfillment character these days and he isn't that far off from Peter Griffin. Guys identify with Randy and women identify as Sharon (or Stan). Imagining yourself to be Randy seems fun, imagining being married to him is not fun at all.
I still remember that after every single episode of the last few seasons, the top-rated South Park post on tumblr was always a low-quality screencap of Tweek and Craig standing next to each other somewhere in the background rather than anything actually relating to the episode itself. It's a fujo cesspit
>I'm still so mad the worst pairing is the most popular one and the one that became canon.
God yes, I agree. Which ship would you have preferred? I feel like creek has already become stale.
>Heidi will never be a feature character again
>Wendy gets focus less often than Token or Clyde
Being a South Park fan and a lolifag is feast or famine.
For real. Season 21 was a goddamn blessing
Shame they probably couldn't get away with Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset 2 nowadays
Does it have to be boys love? Hm. Something that has the potential to remain funny and not devolve into cute inoffensive fluff that people project onto and become overprotective of, but not so intrusive that it would have to be acknowledged every episode.
So TerrencexPhillip.
It was a beautiful trainwreck. I wish the ending hadn't been essentially a clip show while the characters wander around, but whatever, it was still worth it.
>Creek episode fucking WHEN?
never again, hopefully.
>two literal whos there instead of bebe and red
wtf
That's genius, kudos to you user. I take it you would've wanted stendy to be canon? Personally I like the chaos that Candy would create. Cartman stops cucking Kyle and his next victim is Stan, priceless.
Matt and Trey are the kings of creating brand-new characters rather than utilising neglected side-characters. I'm not convinced they even know Red exists
>I take it you would've wanted stendy to be canon?
Stendy is canon, though
>should they be sent back to Mexico (where many of them aren't even actually from)
The US was essentially already doing this and they dumped them on Tijuana too. Which is why a lot of Tijuana Mexicans are pissed off since every illegal chooses to cross through there and the US choose to dump people there too regardless of nationality and those people tend to stay there and cause shit.
It also make the already crime infested city have bigger crimes and the Cartel starts exploiting more people.
This
They most likely have heard of it but they won't make it canon and just keep the borderline gay hate interactions. Creek had two characters they don't care that much being shipped by crazy Fujoshis and to them that was funny and weird enough to make them into a couple.
Is there anyone Cartman isn't mean to?
Is it current right now? I can't keep up with Wendy's yoyo-ing of Stan. I'll just assume it's returned to default. I wish her original VA hadn't died, she'd probably have remained a bit more prominent beyond season 2.
Good taste. Candy was my original shipping vice, after the flag episode. I still think they have good chemistry, similar to Cartman and Kyle but different. Dancing with Smurfs is a good example.
Mel Gibson is the first that comes to mind. Steve Irwin is another. Cartman generally admires and respects people he views as bullies, with some notable exceptions (People that bully him personally, Osama Bin Laden, Rob Reiner after a while)
Eeh... barely mentioned or acknowledged at this point. It HAS been canon but currently? It's a bit of a stretch.
Damn what a slut.
It's definitely an interesting dynamic, you just know Wendy is the one who wears the strap in the relationship, and we don't get nearly enough of Cartman being bested by someone.
They broke up in season 20 and were originally going to get back together with Mr. Garrison's help until Trump won the vote and Matt and Trey had to throw out their plans for the rest of the season and come up with something new very quickly. You can see the beginning of this arc in the segment where Ben & Ben are giving Stan advice on being a gentleman before Butters ruins it.
Since that all ended up being left in limbo with no conclusion I don't know what state their relationship's in now, though they were together in FBW if that means anything
What MCU character is Wendy supposed to be here? Peggy Carter didn’t do any science stuff from what I recall?
Oh, and Michael Jackson, because he was a manchild with a ton of cool stuff Cartman liked. There's probably many more, just gotta think for a while. In terms of normal characters and non celebrities though I'm drawing a blank. Chef, I guess.
She wasn't dressed as an MCU character. The boys were doing an Avengers theme, she was off doing her own thing that year. If she tagged along she'd probably have been relegated to Black Widow and then just shown up as Chewbacca anyway
If only she was dressed as an actual call-girl...
Wendy had a few chances to really slut it up, but she was never into it. Her caving in The Hobbit was genuinely kind of sad. Kind of the same with Bebe's boobs, come to think of it.
Which is actually kind of funny because I think she's had the most love interests besides maybe Butters.
>more Trump shit
Look, don't get me wrong - I think Cheeto Benito's giant faggot, but we've had four fucking seasons of this shit already. There's a billion more interesting and entertaining things they could be making episodes about.
Knowingly being offensive while constantly reassuring him that she's not being anti-Semitic would be way funnier.
That's supposed to be Howard Stark because of the fondue reference
>Yeah and tumblr hates Randy too because he can't be used for yaoi fantasies so I guess Yea Forumsmblr is real. Randy is awesome.
Please go back to /r/southpark.
>thread became such a shit show that the mods deleted it
Holy shit this is going to be a good season
Clip of the first episode
youtube.com
>tumblr hates Randy too because he can't be used for yaoi fantasies
Bullshit!! Because he can't be used for YOUNG yaoi fantasies. I don't hate my shotacon cousins, but they need to own that shit.
this
One Garrison-Trump joke I wouldn't mind is: Garrison feels isolated in the White House. He can't trust anyone. Even his own family, with a brief cameo of his father writing that he doesn't support raping every single Mexican into a coma and then launching them via trebuchet at Guatemala. So he hires Mr. Slave as his counselor. But Mr. Slave is married to Big Gay Al, an outspoken critic of Garrison. Not a whole episode about it, just some gags here and there.
own what shit?
Being a shotacon who gets off to little boys being amorous, instead of being half assed and making excuses.
i don't get off to little boys
I don't think Kyman would ever be canon, but that scene IS included in the Valentine's day clip playlist every year on the official website.
And there was this.
a one-sided ship isnt a ship, kymanfags.
Guys come on are we forgetting our roots? Remember this?
>tfw no kyle bf
It's incredible how incredibly uninterested I am in South Park nowadays
My god can you stop samefagging kylefag?
>posting multiple times in the same thread is "samefagging"
samefagging would be if i was pretending to be somebody else
>or, should we just fucking let all the illegals in, because you're a pro-open-borders retard?
Hey, it would solve America's inbreeding problem
>HOLD UP! YOU MEAN ONE OF US MAY NOT BE A VAMP KID?
Solid episode, but that negro stole every scene he was in.
niggers are not human so they're just as bad as vamps
Dubs of truth
I guarantee it will be awful
It's now the
>Randy does a dumb thing
or
>Random political bullshit shoved in your face
show now
>90% of south park discussion is delusional faggot shipping
Yea Forums never fails to deliver
>Delusional
You wish!
i never got this though, is he supposed to be Wesley Snipes?
I hope tweek and craig sit next to each other in the background!
>fujoshits still here
You guys have like 2 or 3 different containment boards
which boards are those?
...
>imagedump boards and incel tranny faggot board
no thanks, i'll stay here
i do use /cm/ though, it's just not good for discussion or conversation
I can't use /cm/ for South Park. Or /c/ either, really.
i'm assuming it's because you wanna post the girls, right?
If you have to find cute kids in a comedy show, seriously ship them, and then maybe age them up, yeah you do. You're just dancing around it.
That is correct.
South Park's takes on The National Question started out great, then gradually got worse.
>Goobacks
Immigrants take people's jobs and make life inconvenient for the people already living in the country.
>Pee
These people are exactly like you and me, so there's no reason to fear them replacing you.
>Last of the Meheecans
Mexico sucks, but so does America, lol
>Where My Country Gone?
You can't stop people from coming, and you're a bigot if you try.
I wonder how bad this new episode will be.
shipping shit has been going on in south park threads for years. learn to deal with it or leave.
>aged up is still pedo!
retard tier mental gymnastics
THEY'RE LITERALLY ONLY DOING IT WITH PEOPLE WHO'VE JUST SHOWED UP AT THE BORDER AND WANT TO APPLY FOR ASYLUM.
See:
>tumblr hates Randy ... because he can't be used for yaoi fantasies
Randy and Jimbo and Stuart and all the other adults are ignored. But the kids are aged up (to teens). Not to mention all the unironic teeny dramas that must already exist. And you accuse ME of gymnastics? Haha. That's fine, just keep shipping children but acting like their being children has nothing at all to do with it.
>but they don't act like children
If I'm a gymnast, anyone who says this is the mental Cirque du Soleil.
They probably didn't want to confirm ships.
Hope Cartman gets Kyle gangraped by ICE officers
Shut the fuck up Cartman
Oh okay I'm bout head out
those days are long gone user
Season 1-3 were good for what they were, but the format wouldn't have survived for much longer had it carried out. BLU was superior by a long shot.
>I miss s5-13 tier shit
i don't age them up, that makes them not cute anymore
i can say with 100% confidence that i do not want to fuck kids
Neither do I. You've got good taste, shotafriend.
Randy is funny to anyone who likes funny things. It’s easy to make him funny. Average South Park viewer doesn’t enjoy relationship drama or moeshit but just a wacky guy doing wacky things and that’s why Randy is very popular character.
They're gonna do a Steven Universe parody
Screencap this
go watch the simpsons or family guy then
south park isn't about a "wacky guy doing wacky things," it's about stan, kyle, kenny and cartman doing wacky things.
Starting the season with some good old-fashioned Kyman, that’s a good sign, excited for the new episodes
I'mma gonna call it, cartman wasnt the one who tipped ice.
He's a red herring, he just happened to watch from his window
South Park went instantly to shit the moment Coon & Friends ended. Their 2 video games were actually well written and well directed with the humour and story. Felt much more like a clever adult show like Dilbert, The Critic, The Simpsons instead of a generic canadian comedy show made in Flash.
South Park can suck my dick, I am rewatching The Simpsons through seasons 1-8 and even 30. Even season 30 of Simpsons is better, less disappointing. The Simpsons fanbase just enjoy to whine a lot.
Also I am going to watch Camp Camp if I want actual cute kids doing cute kid stuff with swearing and occasional adult things they don't understand like mistaking cocaine for spices on cookies and a spooky ghost story as a cover up for a bdsm sex dungeon on an island.
They also play far better with the swears and overly nice characters and they don't do fart and scat jokes like a bunch of sociopaths like Rick & Morty and Cartman.
Creek didn't evolve to what it's now over time, it's literally nu-Park. I remember what the Creek was like before Tweek x Craig when Style was still relevant and popular.
Tweek x Craig: Creek
Put It Down: Creek
Splatty Tomato: Creek
Buddha Box: Creek
Phone Destroyer: Creek
TFBW: Creek
All of these are modern South Park, and I do like the new South Park too and don't mind Creek as a couple, I just don't understand people who complain about the show now but then say how much they like that one aspect that is one of the most prominent parts of new South Park.
At least say you miss Stan who gets neglected in the new episodes while being the original main character.
That one little girl is wearing a Shimmer & Shine shirt. I salute you for your good taste based Mexican loli.
I bet they'll do a CraigxTweek m-preg episode
In a progressive bid of "my body my choice", heidi volunteer to act as a surrogate mother to the youngest gay parents in history(why should there only be straight preteen parents). Cartman as a revenge prank switches out the semen sample for his own making heidi unknowingly carrying his nazibaby
>Eeh... barely mentioned or acknowledged at this point. It HAS been canon but currently? It's a bit of a stretch.
So what if it isn't? It's still canon. And they're together again if the games are any indication, so..
I never liked Stan and I've been watching the show since it started.
People care about South Park post season 6?
it was good until season 10 or 11
Bush and Obama didn't crowd kids and adults into cages like animals, then siphon money from the military to "improve" border security while leaving prisoners of their own making neglected and without basic care.
Maybe if they didn't try to cross the border illegally they wouldn't be prisoners in the first place.
Those "cages" weren't first introduced under trump, you know
Lemme guess, Kyle finds a way to call ICE on Cartman, and since his mom is still a dirty slut, they actually do find a few illegals hiding in the closet. So Cartman ends up in the cage with Kyle and a hundred Mexican kids and he gets them out only so he can get himself out.
And Matt & Trey's point will be something like "We can't let everybody in, because it only causes more crowding and more problems, but kids shouldn't be separated from their parents who were only trying to give them a better chance."
“Big City Fortnites”
The kids get into Fortnite only to start building makeshift forts in South Park with construction materials around the town and have fun until the That Which Has No Soul arrives who is a wandering LARPer who challenges the boys to a Fortnite match at Stark’s Pond. The episode plays like the WOW episode only with Stan’s dad intervening with exclusive Jew-bought content from the game studio. Cartmen reluctantly agrees to use it but still calls Stan and his dad dirty Jews
Same, hopefully it only gets better from here, and with less Randy.
