Be tony stark

Nothing. My defensive nanites have her DNA. Omae wa mou shindeiru.

Shit this is hot

Give everyone she loves cancer

I guess he's gotta be thorough.

Go Superior on her ass and rape her entire family

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>fucking supermodels
More like failing to get hard due to a combination of erectile dysfunction and whiskey dick.
Fucking Tiny Stank thinks he's people.

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Damn, comics really know how to be relatable

Instantaneously activate the almonds in my bloodstream to deploy my super awesome nani-armor that uses a pinpoint repulsor field to deflect said spit back in her face. Then sue her for assault with my team of highly paid lawyers and demolish her financial livelihood.

She's probably an SJW so of course I'd have to use my corporate connections to have her IP banned from all social media platforms.

To top it all off, I'd mail her a red Make Avengers Great Again hat as a token of my sentiments. After all, Tony Stark never half asses anything except his marriage.

This made only Limited sense in the comic run. I can't remember how exactly tony was related to everything. Film fucked it harder though, he's literally just another avenger- not even the public face of them and this bitch comes to ambush him post-"money can buy me karma"

Same thing Brad Pitt's character did to the redhead Manson girl in once upon a time in Hollywood

He fucked gamora?

He came before he could even get it in.

and skull 10 shots
/thread

SLAP THE BITCH

I already spitted at her 35 minutes ago

This pisses me off so much, it's an indication of how much modern writers hate tony.
"Tony can't get it up" has been done before. But it was handled well, it was a result of trauma, it made sense, fit in the story, we saw his issues with it, his partner was supportive, etc, etc, etc.
Now it's just a punchline.

t. Tony

Slap her...it isn't that hard.

Christ Doom, tone it down with the woman-hating.

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create spitbuster armor

Whatever happened to that woman after Civil War? How does she feel about the fact that all that fighting and chaos was ultimately her fault and was accomplished nothing in the long run?

Rich white men are to be demonized and torn down at any and every opportunity in the current social climate. Never mind the fact that characters like Batman and Iron Man were created to be power fantasies where the rich give back to the less fortunate and use their wealth and power for good. It also doesn't make much sense for Tony to still be dealing with those issues when he's rebooted his body so many times and have put himself in entirely new bodies all together.

based

You stupid cunt.

He did.

Nothing. I expected that it would turn out she was Viper or Lady Hydra in disguise and the saliva contained some mind-altering substance but no.

I suspect this and Cap's 'missing time' were escape hatches in case they wanted to retcon it.

>t. Elon Musk fanboy
You still here, Tony? Don't blame your shortcomings (hahaha) on women, you can definitely get help for that!

Kill myself that all the continuity bullshit and retcons about not being a Stark, being a dipshit, getting lectured by feminists, and doing what can only be called millennial "science" hasn't been fixed yet. Yes I am still salty.

Convert to baptism.

>>t. Elon Musk fanboy
I don't give a single shit about Elon Musk or any billionaires in real life. I'm just tired of one of my favorite characters being torn down by shit writing and the SJW agenda for the last decade.

this but unironically

And people say Bendis is a bad writer.

And let me guess, women aren't allowed to be sexy anymore because they don't all wear leotards and high boots nowadays, right? All because of the feminist agenda and all that.

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underrated

If women /are/ allowed to be in leotards, post ten 2019 interiors with main heroines in leotards

What do sexy costumes on female characters have to do with the clear drop of quality in writing?

Are you implying there isn't an anti-white agenda in modern politics and comics?

Not gonna spend 10 posts on you, but I'm just gonna drop this here. Whew that was difficult!
He's leotardfag, I can smell him several miles away.
LMAO

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LMAO isn't really an argument user.

Don't worry pal, I got you.

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Still not an argument. I understand why you're reticent about /pol/tards in tinfoil hats talking about the Zionist lizard people illuminati agenda but I think we should be able to admit as two reasonable Anons that Marvel comics in the 2010's pushed a very real, blatant anti-white agenda.

NEVER!

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This is just so perfect.

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>slaps whores
>puts darkies in their place
>tells onions """scientists""" to go back to school
>somehow makes women shut their mouth
>rejects Amerimutt Degeneracy
>Orthobro
>doesn't give into carnal desires and weaknesses of the flesh
How can one man be so based?!

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You're like that shitty Rock Thrower strip with the guy mocking the other one who believes in conspiracy bullshit, while believing in one of his own.
With that said, you'll understand why I'm not about to argue the merits of your statement.

>you'll understand why I'm not about to argue the merits of your statement
I do, because the mountain of evidence is on my side. There's no way to defend Marvel's legacy push in the 2010's because it was actively racist against white people, men in particular. If it wasn't, Marvel would have chosen to introduce new minority based heroes or support launches of already established ones. Instead they chose to embark on a campaign designed to remove characters of a specific race (and gender) based upon their race.

Where's this from?

Books Of Doom.

>he hasn't read Books of Doom
Sounds to me, like you're a thot, bout to be begonned, user-chan!

A more interesting question is where is /this/ from

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>this long ass rant
See

Anyone who uses SJW or Nazi unironically can be safely ignored

I wouldn't have minded all the legacy stuff, if it didn't coincide with a mockery and humiliation of the established ones. There's a run post SE where Thor, Steve and Tony are actually aware of it and comment of how much of failures they now are.

>long ass rant
>it's a paragraph
Zoomers I swear to God

Just wait until they turn him gay. It's the one box they haven't checked yet.

>I wouldn't have minded all the legacy stuff if it didn't coincide with a mockery and humiliation of the established ones
The concept wasn't bad by itself, "Demographics are changing and we should introduce a more varied roster of hero's to appeal to a larger potential consumer base." That's just a good business plan in an emerging global market but how that translated to rampant character assassination can't be described as anything other than targeted racism.

Fucking the dad could divert his attention from the mom reducing competition for your sperm.

Get a boner

I like to think that he performed well. But because beneath the iron suit hes just a top tier normal human male he was unable to satisfy a healing factor female who has way higher then normal human stamina.

That's Bendis for you

I think it was sexism more than racism, masculinity, particularly assertive/successful masculinity was mocked more than being white.

I wish we could have seen her reaction to West Coast Avengers, which was unironically a recreation of what the New Wartiors did that led to the Stamford tragedy that killed her child.

Masturbate