Which one?
Which one?
Alex
The one with the best feet.
Sam
I used to say Sam, but at some point it became Alex.
I think Alex is a popular pick because outside of anything involving sports, her tomboyishness couldn't really be used for flanderization, unlike Clover's shallowness or Sam's nerdiness. Thus, she seemed more natural because her character didn't get taken over by a single stereotypical trait quite as often.
>footfaggotry spreading from all corners of Yea Forums
Imagine going on a date with any of them and having whichever girl leave to go in a mission and return a few hours later fat as fuck or in full body clown makeup or some shit
Sam because redheads are more superior
Alex was the best. Hot, tomboy, and also a bit of a geek.
Sam was next. She is the hottest looking and had best fetish eps. Was boring otherwise
Clover was a thot.
Why not just sew together the ultimate spy from their most competent organs?
this
Clover is pump and dump in the back seat before kicking her to the sidewalk.
Alex is for sexy times and incredible athletic bedroom adventures.
Sam is for marriage and the bearing of your children, but mainly procreation in the missionary position, it'd be fairly boring.
It's the voice
The one that smells the best after a hot sweaty day.
but user
__Sam_ would be the only organs used
Alex and the blonde
Sam.
Imagine hypnotizing her into being your dumb bimbo toy, which is what she secretly wants.
All three of them are into bondage.
Do you think dennis radar liked this show?
Wanna go for a run user?
I'll be in front.
Chocolate gave me a jungle fever that still hasn't subsided
BROTHERS!
Sam
Based
Which Alex VA was better?
All men of culture right here.
The original
I used to think Clover was the ugliest when I was younger but now I think she's the most fappable
Salover?
Clover is the one you fap to, but not the one you'd bring home to your parents. Like porn. Everybody watches it, jerks off to it, but how many people bring a porn star to a family dinner?
Oh france.....
me with the camera
That would be Alex.
ALWAYS pick the redhead
Define “best”
Hey son.... What'cha watching there?
none, they were mostly teens in the first few seasons.
You do understand how time works, don’t you?
Sam was and always will be my favourite
Good taste.
Me too. Sam was my favourite when I first watched it, now it's Alex.
Same for me
>father catches son watching Totally Spies
>now finally begins the awkward "fetish" talk you been trying to avoid
Sam is for High school GF
Alex is High School Sweetheart that you eventually marry
Clover is for fucking under the bleachers
>Sam.
Yes
>Imagine hypnotizing her into being your dumb bimbo toy
Oh God yes
>which is what she secretly wants.
I've already fapped today user
Don't bring back the trauma user....
Sam, though I'll concede that Alex is a little hotter.
All of them are great but Clover from the spies. Mandy otherwise. I love bitchy girls.
>now son I don't care that you like women's feet but could you please stop sucking your sister's toes in the living room?
If you like dumb bimbo toys, why not just get clover, she doesn't need tricks and magic to be one.
For me , its Martin
Because the sexiness comes from degrading a smart girl
>man feet
N O
GTFO
Sam. I just want to grab her luscious red hair while I'm plowing her from behind
>smart
>cute
>pure
>redhead
Sam all day everyday.
Alex>Sam>Clover
If you're a normie
A real chad takes all of them.
AS ONE
Clover because she has the biggest dick
Is this the closest we've ever gotten to seeing one of the girls naked?
fpbp
UNF!!!
Clover or Alex, Sam's better off in the friend zone.
Alex
She's into video games and comics
I seriously wonder why Totally Spies never had an episode like this considering they covered every fetish under the sun
This. Clover seemed way too into chads. Sam is much smarter, but Alex is intelligent AND knows how to relax.
possible. alex got some overboob in the same episode
unf
Childhood is Sam because she has the maturity that the viewer lacks.
Adolescence is Clover because shes the fun party girl that youths desire
But the mature adult comes to the natural conclusion that Alex is in fact the superior choice.
>Clover feet
Nice
Did not disappoint. FPBP.
>tfw bluray set never ever ever
My heart says Alex is the one with the most personality who shares a common interest in comic books and video games and is actually attracted to nerds.
My dick says I want Clover to treat me like dirt.
I see you're a man of fine taste as well
Her feet look a lot better in S6.
only three men? that's merely breakfast for Mandy.
The only correct choice.
If I get one of the girls, do I get all the fetishes she's associated with, too?
Just imagine the freaky yoga sex
yes, but that just means shes more willing to fulfill your fetishes also
Liar
Clover. She's the only one who's clearly willing to let herself go
There needs to be more of this.
Let me tell you folks a story.
>2007 or 2008
>I was in college but still at home because the school was just a train ride away
>Had been watching TS since High School but nobody knew because I always watched with the volume low and had my finger on the "previous channel" button of the remote and always made sure that last station I watched was CNN or PBS or something innocuous.
>A few months before I had bought the Totally spies Season 2 DVD set and kept it under my bed hidden in an old backpack in a box behind a pile of books.
>get back from my part time weekend job on Saturday to find that my mother had decided to completely redecorate my room and reorganize my shelves.
>All of my books/CDs/DVDs are on there now
>ALL OF THEM
>Including Totally Spies, sticking out between Transformers Season 3&4 and the Terminator.
>"I'd thought it be nice to reorganize your room for you, but I was kind of surprised at some of the things you liked."
>Flight or fight instinct kicks in, I start to panic. Try to laugh it off like it was just a joke gift one of my friends game me.
Thankfully, she bought it, at least I hope she did, but I was on edge for the next two years and started hiding stuff at my locker at school.
Visit a drawthread.
>(Sam)
>Pros
-Redheads have more fun
>smart
-has most common sense
-does her homework
-best wife and mom material
-will do your taxes
-SCIENCE
>Cons
-that fucking hairdo
-will not put up with your dumb shit
-will nag your goddamn ear off
-too busy doing SCIENCE
>(Clover)
>Pros
-Absolute diva
-Wears hottest clothes
-Down to FUCK!!!
-Rich Girl Trope
-Surprisingly prepared
>Cons
-Wont lift a goddamn finger around the house
-Absolutely will cheat on you for better
-Condescending narcissist
-Worst kind of drama queen there is
-ZERO KINKS
(Alex)
>Pros
-Black chicks fuck the hardest
-Mutually Geeky
-THICC and SWOL where it counts
-MAXIMUM CUTE!!!
-Animal lover
-Has that Asian aesthetic
>Cons
-Dumb as a box of rocks
-Absolute clutz
-Will burn the house down if left unattended
-Can you say cultural appropriation?
-V E G A N
-will eat all the meat in the house at 3am because shes fucking WEAK
Alex it shouldn't even be a question here.
How sore were they afterwards?
Excellent...
2D Alex or 3D Sam
I have no clue about their blood types so I don't know.
2D
>3DPD
Disgusting.