How does your superhero of choice defeat the undefeatable villain v2?

Ah, I see what the problem is.
He's not going to talk to the babies, he's going to talk to spiders and make them stop the babies and save that poor man.

I think you might want to take a closer look at the picture
How are the spiders going to talk the babies out of a hostage situation numbnuts? They can't even talk to babies.

Who said anything about spiders talking to babies?
Don't be fucking stupid user.

He just liquefies the guns before he scans their minds for whatever cosmic nonsense is causing these evil talking babies.

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How do talkative spiders defeat 10+ armed babies?

grapple gun through the face and into the wall, preventing his body from falling and innjuring the babies

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The spiders don't talk and they don't need to.
Look at what happens when a Spider-Man that can't talk to spiders threatens an adult (the ultimate version of a baby) with spiders, now think of what will happen when an army of spiders actually show up.

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What, is he going to breed them? You said he can talk to spiders, the "summon spiders" thing is probably an empty threat. So while he goes to talk to thousands of spiders individually, the babies take their hostage elsewhere

Do you know how many spiders are in a single house?

7? Do you know how many babies are in THIS house?

There are ten babies in that picture, and I guarantee you that there are more than 10 spiders in a house at any given point.

What's the spider to baby takedown ratio then? Common spiders can't do shit

The point isn't that the spiders are venomous, it's that they're going to scare the babies and give Kaine enough time to take them down.

Has Robin or Alfred remove the babies

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he offers them gum

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I think the babies might shoot them
They managed to tape themselves to a 6 foot spic, I hardly think they're afraid of spiders

They clearly got him by surprise, the only thing that those babies have going for them are those over-sized hands and I've already proven that age is not a factor when it comes to men fearing spiders.

How the hell do you tape 10 armed babies to someone by surprise?!

It's pretty obvious
>man enters his house
>there are ten babies just sitting there
>man goes to call the cops so they can find their families
>babies use their big ass hands to make him fall and knock him out
>prop him up so they can tape some babies to his back
>work from the top down
>the last babies give the others guns
>then they tape themselves
It's baby-hostage-taking 101

You could just kill him and then rush over to prop him the right way. The babies won't instantly get crushed to death.

Why are you killing the hostage?

He would just teleport the babies away from the baddie. Then Rorschach would kick the guy in the nads.

Because no one posting here has actually looked at the picture

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I did. Why the heck do you think I asked why he's killing the hostage?

Except you*

>tony: i've created the babybuster armor!
>pepper: tony the goal is to NOT bust the babies!
>tony: i'll... be right back!

Pretty easily. . . . might be a casualty or dozen.

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