So... where is the un-cropped image

Still barely showed anything. Such a huge disappointment.

hey, I'm just one human. I walk everywhere and also drink a lot. I got flab ass for days. walking never shrank my ass. what walking did was give me these amazing calves since those are the muscles that do most of the war against gravity.
you use your ass muscles for lifting far more than you do for walking, and bean does fuck all heavy lifting. she's not even tall so gets no excercise from lifting her torso all the time

I get the suspicion Matt doesn't know how to draw genitals in his style.

So does she have a bush?

>I walk everywhere
Compare your life to hers and then try again man. And that's not even taking into account the fact that she walks UP that massive hill to the castle, and then the stairs in the castle. She has no justification for having flab ass.

Post princess soles please

>Matt Groening
>Ever having the balls to show nipples and not be a tease

It's been nearly 24 hours and still no rip.
Nobody cares enough about this show?

i find it sad that jews made people of america being ashame of their nude bodies..

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Same, but just a reminder that it wasn't the jews it was the christians. If you think those are the same thing then I guess, but still.

I assumed she got her ass from her dad.

I am 2 trillion percent sure that her father is actually some demon.

user hills are real, not just something made up for cartoons.

Next you're going to tell me you walk up and down a hill like that every day.

>that it wasn't the jews

being naked was very fine util jews started to storm cheristian towns and declare that everyone had to cover own bodies so jews can hide their reptilian nature..

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Barely any threads either, but you can find the show online.

Nah, they wrote him after Robert Baratheon and combined him with Sal from Futurama.

>being naked was very fine
Who the fuck told you that. America since it's inception was a very christian nation, and consequently very conservative. I can see maybe the lawless west being a lot more sexually explicit. But overall the country was very closed up about sex.

You can say the jews did that with like, early christianity... I would be fine with that.

I think a lot of people were just disappointing with it. They hyped themselves up too much. I would wager most of them will come back a few years down the line and be able to appreciate it.

Depends on whether it gets a new season. Netflix might like the idea that the creator of The Simpsons and Futurama is making them an animated series, but most people I've spoken to either didn't watch the first season or fell off mid way through. They either didn't find it funny or weren't hooked by the story. And nobody I talked to knew the new episodes came out on Friday. I wonder what viewing numbers are like?

abraham wasn't even a glint in a shepard's eye when nudity taboos were the norm.
research you puppet of your influencers

Repent

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>I wonder what the viewing numbers are like
I can't imagine they are anything but terrible. That being said, what's with the "not funny" thing. None of the Groening shows are laugh out loud funny.

fuck off CIA plant, humans dun't talk like that

So hot

No

You've never laughed out loud at something on Simpsons or Futurama?

Fat is primarily accumulated through diet. Exercise can mitigate it, but not entirely (unless you're running marathons every day). You'd be surprised how much weight someone can lose simply by cutting beer if they're a regular drinker.

Most either have gotten from is a hearty chuckle. Which incidentally is the most Disenchantment has gotten out of me. I've never seen these shows as comedies, their strengths have always been their narrative brilliance.

Because it's played for humor, not eroticism.
Just showing the boobs would take away from the impact.

Simpsons is definitely good at witty dialogue and relatable humor, but scenes like Milhouse's encounters with the F.B.I. or early Sideshow Bob stuff always gets a big laugh out of me.

Why do I feel like Groening has a 3000iq plot already worked out. There's just all this little shit, seemingly random appearances. The camera lingers for a second too long...

I think that's just to get the audience to think there's more going on than actually is. If they need to come back to something later for story they use it, otherwise it just gets forgotten.

I can't see how that's the case. The occurrences I'm talking about aren't all over the place. And from what we saw with season 1, it's unthinkable that there isn't some big "fuck you, you though" shit going on with the plot already planned out.

No that's just bad animation pacing, they probably couldn't stretch the plots and lack of jokes to the necessary runtime so they padded every scene they could

What about the other things

Oh of course humor, it's not like they doesn't have to show scenes like that. Some fanservice wouldn't hurt the show and I think humor never really was Matt's big strength, throw me with stones if I might be wrong with that.

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>necessary run time
>on Netflix

Can't wait for a hq rip so I can go through and screen cap every instance of beans body to then put in a folder and proceed to do nothing with for the rest of my life.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING TORRENT

why would coomers keep watching the show after they've already seen beans tits

cringe and im sure you're a pedophile

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They're all under "Season 1 Complete" or "Season 1B" lmao, just look at the dates, I had the same problem

perhaps here :

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Where did this meme come from. I'm guessing women who don't like tending to their fucking jungles.

nah dude it's actually a call of duty screenshot with some stuff added on top

Assuming you're talking about the rar site there's only season 1. The Season 1 complete are still only season 1.

Pretty much every major public tracker has them, just look for "Season 1 Complete" dated September 20 2019 or later, it's also on Kim Cartoon in 1080p

I was listening to a simpsons commentary on one of their classic episode and they outright said "the less you want to see a character naked the more likely you're going to". Seems it's pretty much always been their attitude to fuck with their viewers.

Not the image, the whole "if you like hairless women you're a pedophile" thing.

Le epic Big Bang man

What?

reminder that groening rode in epsteins lolita express

Plus it's Netflix. Netflix has shows with full frontal nudity.

>Watching it for the great and creative humor

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MOAR NEWD BEAN!

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Are there even any porn artists who specialize in Groening style porn?

I only know Spider-Matt who makes alot of hot Futurama pics

That's an old school feminist jibe. Like, 1980's when shaving started to go mainstream.

Damn you Matt

All I need is two dots for nipples and a little white patch of bush and I could get off on it

We've seen Bean partially nude multiple times. Aren't these close enough to get the job done?

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>no bean art with her doing anal
Absolutely HARAM.

Like, anytime before the 80s? Pubic air was left out of classical works like Michelangelo's Creation of Man because it would make the picture too sexual. Paintings with pubes were deemed pornographic while smooth paintings weren't because de-pubing figures was almost like de-sexing them.

better yet where's the MEGA

twitter.com/nstat34?lang=en
nstat.newgrounds.com/

This guy makes the best simpsons and futurama porn period. we need to get his attention for disenchantment so he can do a 2 minute bean animation like the rest of the groening girls.

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He's retarded, but so are you. He's talking about the biblical Abraham, dumbass.

you better share this with the class when youre done because we're going to need that too

>her ass on the far right is way more curved and non-flabby like it is when they drew her naked this season
they know what theyre doing and it pisses me off

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>he thinks buck teeth will get in the way of a blowjob and thinks the teeth will cut you
he doesnt know

Hell no. This is baby stuff. It's not even as lewd as stuff thats on mainstream tv.

you have really low standards

i mean ive done it a few times to her ass in the bottom pictures but that doesnt mean I don't also go to her tentacle rape ahegao pic on paheal or her stuck in a wall covered in cum

Why does it have to be one extreme or the other?
All I want is some plain nudity.

are you kinkshaming me for seeing a powerful girl in a compromising situation?
>but i get what youre saying and i agree bean should be more nude on screen

SNEED?

No, I'm just waiting for the inevitable "why do you care about cartoon nudity, just go fap to rule 34" comment

but not everyone is into extremes like you said. makes me sad knowing the biggest piece of porn for Marge Simpson is her getting tentacle raped against her will and birth alien eggs on pornhub in the show's art style. it should really be something like homer and marge lovingly mating with each other.

i hope if bean if gets on pornhub it's actually something more wholesome or romantic.

Prudeflix

>elves can't grow pubes is canon

I've seen this in other places

aha yeah right that'll happen

there is a rip, but the chapters are named S01E11 to S01E20, not as S02

This is season 1B, not season 2

ok fag

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yeah bean will probably get really fucking depraved fetish porn like the rest of groening's women that have fetishes like cum inflation and anal probing and giant using their bodies as sex toys and horse rape.

i fucking hate this world why are humans like this.

Why isn't God naked?

it's this "two extremes" mentality

cuz He wanted to show off his ABSOLUTELY RAD new robe

okay please elaborate on what you mean by "two extremes mentality" ?

I could enjoyed watching Bean wander through Steamland for an hour. Too bad it ended in a couple of minutes. The Farnsworth name drop was kinda fun.

Forget Bean, I want images of the selkie.

not as hot as dagmar or bean

Demographics.

from slightly lewd to gaping cum filled vaginas

with no in between (ie simple tasteful nudity)

Because it's not that kind of show. Surely you can spend your weekend doing better than trying to catch Simpsons style cartoon nipples.

You really think you can handle seeing the dong that birthed the universe?

you can really just put eyelashes, boobs, and long hair on anything and Yea Forums will go rabid for it

huh

>he wouldn't fuck bean
faggot

that in between is the true patrician taste. we can only hope this one day happens...

>show is about a cock hungry slut
>zero panty shots or fan service

>show features cute, bashful and pure girl
>panty shots and gets captured frequently

I know the latter is almost conpletely dead, but I still dont get it.

what said. fucking look at her. i bet you find skinny twigs like pearl hot. even if the face isnt that hot bean manages to have such a sexy body without stupid things like "being thicc"

she's fit and healthy and curved. why people seem to have forgotten how attractive that is to any human baffles me

is japan the latter?

is everyone in this thread pretending to be a cumbrain or what?

anyway the show is kinda dull and shittily paced but I still watched the whole thing. every episode had at least one good joke.

>cumbrain
take your shitty forced meme back to

show is good, art is great, writing isnt the best but better than most Yea Forums stuff out in the past few years.

we just happen to want to bone our beanie. you can like the show outside of that, you know

yeah fair sorry

I still think the show is just mediocre. I do like the art as well, but the writing is hard for me to look past.

>Dubs and quads
Well I guess you might be right

Big Mouth.
Argument destroyed.

I still think it has moments where it's genuinely funny but it isn't for everyone. I'm just thankful it isnt ironic or edgy in the vain of rick and morty where "lul nothing matters atheism amirite fellow redditors?" and actually tries to be sincere with character emotions. not enough of that these days unfortunately.

>our sexually starved 20 year old girl gets tasteful nudes
>Big Mouth has child nudity and masturbation for both genders on screen with no censorship

I wouldnt be upset about Disenchantment being tame if Big Mouth didnt exist. The fact normies flock to big mouth is worrying

Big Mouth is so revolting to look at nobody would claim it was sexualizing anything, that's why

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I thought it was on Zooqle?

It's no where near as clever as Futurama

it's actually doing a good job at subverting and play fantasy tropes straight though. in a similar way futurama did to sci-fi. whether you like it or not doesnt change the fact the writers are knowledgeable on these things

thats not saying much

anyone like this character less now that shes a mid 20s midget who has a voice?

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Nah, I like her more.

Season 3 coming soon Otc, bitch's

A man of culture. I have newfound respect for him.

christians ruin everithing

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>nu-greonning poorly written pedoshit
i wonder why nobody talks about the writing, comedy or artstyle of this show
they're all bad
cartoons is a fucking dead medium

I'd fondle those bare breasts of hers

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>pedoshit
I wonder who could benefit from diluting the meaning of that prefix by using it in situations like this.

That anti-tranny user in EVERY single thread is clearly hiding something.

Oh you!

Got any of her bum-bum?

it was available this fucking morning when i got up at 830 am central time.

LOOK HARDER!

Afraid not, Kimcartoon is missing that particular episode and I haven't found any dls or megas of this season

this

What exactly is sexually appealing about this character? She's a butterface.

>You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

So Simpsons style isn't really sexy without some doctoring or just drawing them extremely off-model. However, I really don't see how you guys can like Bean, she literally looks like Spongebob.

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That's the point.

Her slutty demeanor, her willingness to get nude in public, and her complete lack of modesty and self-restraint.

Abrahamism was a mistake. All of it.

Then again, willingness to get nude in public, and complete lack of modesty and self-restraint are common traits in Groening's characters. It's just that it happens far, far more with male characters.

he never even said abraham you fucking idiot

>ignoring the dark age
retard