Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.
Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice
Levi Russell
Caleb James
Violet Parr is the leader of the X-Men.
James Hall
Previously, on the X-Men...
Thomas Gomez
Jose Ross
Not agai- wait, what?
Grayson Wilson
Hmmm, some trouble in New York!
Justice League! All active and available members, sound off!
Ian Hernandez
Blah blah blah, guys I'm not insane, I just have plans to take down every last one of you, blah blah blah, resurrecting the dead is wrong unless its one of my disposable Robins, blah blah blah, did you know that before I built a plane, Supes had to carry me to battle like a little baby?
Christian Butler
Felicity is crying.
Landon Perez
FOR ONCE, CAN WE HAVE A MEETING THAT STAYS BETWEEN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBERS?!
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME VOILET OR THE X-MEN WERE ALLOWED CLEARANCE!
Matthew Richardson
Wonder Woman? More like Blunder Woman!
Anthony Jenkins
I lead the Secret Avengers!
Juan Peterson
Hey guys! Remember the time Batman had to rape me to undo the Hench-pocalypse?
Yeah... I'm ready to sue you all
Owen Bailey
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!
Aiden Hughes
Gal Gadot? More like Let’s Not!
Asher Cruz
HOOOLLLLLLY FUCK BATMAN WHAT THE FUCK HOW COME YOU RAPE HIM BUT WHEN I WEAR THESE SKIMPY GREEN THONGS THAT SHOW THE BULGE OF MY TEEN DICK AND BALLS EVEN IN THE NEW ENGLAND WINTER ACROSS THE ROOFTOPS OF GOTHAM I DON'T EVEN GET A GROPE HUH?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!/!?!?!?!
TWEET TWEET TWEEEEEEEETTTTTTT LOOK IM A REAL ROBIN IM A REAL ROBIN
TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eli King
HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Connor Peterson
Diana Prince? More like Can’t Take A Hint!
Matthew Ross
>SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Thats supposed to be a secret!!!
Aaron Morales
TTTHAAAAAAATTTT'SSSSSSS IIIITTTTT!!!!
THE WORLD OF MANKIND MUST FALL FOR THIS LITTLE FOOL'S LOQUACIOUS AND BARBED REMARKS!!!!!!!!!!
JUSTICE LEAGUE: TO ACTION!!!
Colton Cooper
Justice League? More like Don’t Even Bother Trying, G!
Gabriel Hernandez
Needs a coat of paint. Preferrably rainbow striped in order to be inclusive. Millenials generation, ya know.
Samuel Davis
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---I...I'm sorry....
>ahem
Samuel Hall
The Flash? More like Go Back To The Trash!
Adam Watson
Perhaps my various color schemes can be of assistance!
All I need is a Level 5 clearance pass to get to all those *heh* tricky nooks....
Elijah Parker
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I FELT IT, DIANA!!
THE HUMILIATION OF THE ANTI-LIFE PUN!!
HIS LIPS MUST NOT UTTER ANOTHER ILL WORD AGAINEST US OR THIS BOARD WILL SINK INTO DARKNESS FOREVERMORE
NO NO NO IM BEING SUCKED INTO A VORTEX OF CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
>pop!
Connor Powell
You've crossed a line now Mung. You're coming with me.
Luis Gonzalez
Then let us liberate his wretched head from his filthy body!
Justin Miller
The Batman?
More like "MARTHHAAAA!!!!"
John Ward
Flash? More like No Class!
Bruce Wayne? More like In Constant Ass Pain!
Mason Phillips
Jayden Powell
DC comics? More like Peepee comics!
Xavier Diaz
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
MARTHA?!?!
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!?!?!!
Jose Powell
Maybe...maybe I can make 1 exception.
Thomas Brooks
Batman? More like Belongs In The Shit Can!
Robert Gomez
Say that to my face you bitch.
Jaxon Reed
Benjamin Gonzalez
Yo people, it's me your neighbor, I just came to borrow some-
Oh. You guys got some kind of humiliation marathon goin. No, that's cool. If that's what gets you off, I ain't here to judge. Uh. I'll just show myself out then...
Ayden Watson
TRY ME, FUCKING TRY ME YOU PILE OF CRAP. I'LL MAKE JOKER KILLING ROBIN LOOK LIKE A BACK MASSAGE IF YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP
Daniel Watson
Toad? More like Suck A Chode!
Jeremiah King
THESE PUNS MUST END NOW OR MY NAME ISN'T SUPERMAN!!!!!!!
Jason Adams
HE'S GOT A GUN!!!
Carter Sanchez
Bruce Wayne? More like What A Shitstain!
Asher Martinez
Oh... ah, damn. That actually hurt my feelings. In part because any human interaction at all would be welcome.
Nathaniel Stewart
Look I just came by to borrow some sugar, you're a chef, you got sugar right?
Eli Howard
JESUS BRUCE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>*BANG*
>*BANG*
>*BANG*
>*BANG*
>*BANG*>*BANG*
>*BANG*
>*BANG*
>*click*
Blake Peterson
Go to a charity, you freak!
Toad? More like Reeks Like A Shitload!
Ian Torres
A young man like you shouldn't consumer sugar.
*ahem*
Well...come in and have a small refreshment while I prepare a meal for you before Master Bruce and Richard return from their duties.
Would a handsome gentleman like you care for some Duck Confit? Maybe some Beef Bourginoun? A souffle, coq au vin...?
Isaiah Gutierrez
>Go to a charity, you freak!
>no rhyme
And so the streak is broken. Mung Daal's power fades.
Owen Rivera
I'm going to sue the CW for defamation of character.
Brody Gutierrez
BANG BANG BANG?!?
More like, Come on Bruce, you can never get rid of your guilt pang!!
SUPERMAN?!?
MORE LIKE BLUNDERMAN!!!
Thomas Morgan
Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? More like So Ugly He Gave Me A Scare!
Alfred Pennyworth? More like Worth Less Than Dirt!
Parker Cook
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!
MY BROKEN RHYME AND MISSING IMAGE FILE HAS RIPPED MY BODY BETWEEN THE SECOND AND FIFTH DIMENSIONS!!!!
I CALL UPON MY FELLOW LEGIONAIRE TO AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE----------*
*SPLAT*
Eli Cooper
>*SPLAT*
>GAG GAAAGGG
>GULP GULP
>PTOOOO PTOOO
YUCK!
Connor Garcia
Now, back to the matter at hand!
Who actually called us together, was it you Diana?
Jaxon Butler
Justice League? More like Can’t Even Compete!
Leo Hill
The matter at hand?!?!
More like your first team up movie was bland!!!
Josiah Reed
FUCK THAT.
Jordan Torres
For Pete’s sake...... I had a piece of cake in the fridge that I was saving for later and now it’s gone.
Barry was it you? Don’t lie or I’ll know.
Jonathan Garcia
The brave and the bold? More like Batman is to boring and old
Ian Lee
Batman Beyond? More like Batman That Makes Me Yawn!
Henry Reed
REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
Tyler Hill
Batman breaking my back? More like Batman Is A Hack!
Jace Rogers
>slurp
>slorp
>munch
>gulp
Oh...was that yours?
Aiden Perry
That's it. Perhaps the only person I can use the gun on is myself.
Hudson White
But first...I must eat Superman's cake before I end this pathetic life.
Jace Morris
Dark Knight? More like Suicidal Shite!
John Gutierrez
Cake?! For the Justice League?!!
Us tough guys in spandex need a more challenging food to give us a good kick in our exposed underpants.
Sebastian Flores
>*buuurrpp*
im sorry clark
>sound of a gun cocking fills the JL HQ kitchen
>BANG!
Nolan Lee
Angel Rogers
blessed thread
Ethan Lopez
Batman? More like A Whiny Brat, Man!
Blake Rogers
Well, I told you I'd take up the suit "next time". I guess I'm Batman now!
Ask me a math question!
Charles Cooper
Luke Turner
>1 X 1 = ?
You answer this correctly, you get the suit.
If you answer incorrectly, I get the suit
Mason Parker
SO IT WAS YOU? IM GOING TO FUCKING END YOU, YOU LITTLE RED CUMSTAIN!!!!
Colton Flores
NOT ON MY AQUA-WATCH, SUPERMAN!
Chase Richardson
Alexander Campbell
Making Violet the leader of the X-Men was a great idea. Now I have all this free time to play with the minds of all these Leaguers...
Mwahahahahahah
mwwwhaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Jordan King
AAAAAAAAAH ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
TIME IS A CLOSED LOOP I KNEW IT AAAAAAAAAAH
Jason Allen
11!
Wait, no, SHIT!
Brayden Lopez
Slaughter them all Charles!
All to the best of them all, so I can expand their bodies and break them wide open as does a wide oak tree when the tips of a lightning strike strikes it into countless shards of death and destruction.
Mix the red blood of their folly and the blue waters of the world into my new creation!
My...MY VIOLET CREATION!!!!!!
SPILL!!!
SPILL!!!!
SSSPPPIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Jacob Young
ha!
looks like i didnt have to CHEADLE my way out of this one you hairy buffoon!!
Hudson Garcia
Why does this keep happening to me!?
Jace Flores
My god...it seems that my entire existence, nay, the existence of my world and reality is but a feeble attempt by some higher dimension humans to attain a sense of self importance in an ever uncaring reality that itself is collapsing under its bare coffers of passion and mercy...
the question is...
what is this Rule 34?
Christian Nguyen
Maybe if you had a thick black mama like this one to go home and sukk on those fabulous light skinned tities for 4 continuous hours...then maybe you might have enough milkies to understand that 1 x 1 is simply 1
excuse me, i have other business to attend to
*bbbbbbbbbb*
*BBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
*ssssnnniifffff*
*cough cough*
*rrreeetttttttccccccccchhhh*
*suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck *
*GULP!!!!!!*
ahhhhhh
time for my mid-day nap then off to Avengers 5
Jackson Hernandez
>*five hours later in the JL HQ*
So, Question, you had something to tell me about Supergirl's internet image?
Eli Sullivan
It's far far far worse than I ever thought Superman...I thought I'd find secret CADMUS files, using Quizlet in her college classes when she's not supposed to, and not using protection when getting freaky with Braniac-2342...
...b-but, she...she violated...RULE 34!!!
Juan Lee
What are you going on about? It's not like my new wife is that skinny... is she?
Jose Jenkins
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN00000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Isaac Walker
NO! YOU SEE, WE'VE ALL FOOLED THE ENTIRE JUSTICE LEAGUE!!
WHILE ALL OF YOUR WERE TALKING ABOUT IF BATMAN WAS A PUSSY OR IF WONDER WOMAN WAS A WHORE, I USED PROFESSOR X TO MAKE ME THE LEADER SO HE CAN FOOL ALL OF YOU.
THEN, I CAN FINALLY STEAL SUPERMAN'S KRYPTONIAN CHERRY CAKE TO FINALLY MAKE MYSELF BECOME THE GREATEST LEADER OF THE X-MEN IN HISTORY.
IT WAS I, SUPERMAN!!!!
I STOLE YOUR LEFTOVER CAKE!!!
NOW NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!
Easton Lopez
Looks like this cake made me so fat I expanded into the third dimension!
Nathan Perry
Right, sorry, but everyone else was making a big entrance.
Caleb Jenkins
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!
Josiah Hernandez
There, now we're on even footing!
Elijah Lewis
Shhhhhh!
Just... shhhh.
Jaxson Gray
HEY WE NEED TO STOP AZULA WHOS WITH ME ?
Blake James
FUCK OFF LOGAN. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHITTY WAIFU, WE KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO BANG HER IN THE END
Kevin Ramirez
Ugh... How did I get here?
Nicholas Gonzalez
CYCLOPS WHAT ARE YA DOING HERE BUB ? AND I HAVE NO WAIFU
Noah Allen
DON'T FUCKING LIE LOGAN, EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU AZULA SEMEN SHRINE IN THE DANGER ROOM'S BROOM CLOSET
Carson Lopez
THAT WAS A TOMINO SHRINE YOU FUCKING BURGER
Easton Miller
Some of the XMen won’t follow her because she doesn’t have a code name.
Camden Lee
Meanwhile at the Cincinnati Museum Center at Union Terminal
John Barnes
Wolverine...
Don't forget Josephi...
Avenge Josephi...
Jacob Brown
SWOOBAT!
Ryan Brooks
MUST AVENGE JOSEPHI MUST FIND LEX MUST FIND SPINEL AND KILL BOTH OF THEM
Dominic Stewart
Hello, my name is Quentin Beck. I am a superhero from another dimension who lost my world. I hope there's room on the team for me! :)
Thomas Price
Guys he's a conartist he's lying
Asher Brooks
No. :)
Wyatt Perry
Bullshit I saw through your illusions and your props too you probably work with that (((rodent)))
Nicholas Green
What are you talking about? I am a good guy, see here I am wearing Tony Stark's glasses because I am such a trusted good guy. :)
Andrew Long
Bullshit you stole those glasses from a youthful little boy
*Snatches glasses*
Brandon Lewis
He is my friend, look at this picture of us together. Please give me the glasses back, I can't see good oh no I need those glasses really badly haha just hand them back please. Now please. Please. :)
Blake Rivera
Bullshit Peter already knew about your schemes I told him about it and he knows your whole scheme
Ryder Jones
fuck niggers and watchtower jannies
Colton Phillips
Fuck. Uh, bye.
Camden Sanchez
Goodbye conartist see you again
Cooper Gomez
Uh, guys, are we going to do something about the giant colony heading towards the burning mid-west?
Alexander Cook
THE COLONY ? OH BUB WE NEED TO STOP IT BEFORE ITS TO LATE
Nolan Ramirez
Too late
>And so because of the justice league's continued bickering, the colony was successfully dropped onto the Midwest, apparently exactly crashing right on top of the legion of doom's headquarters.
Hudson Diaz
Dang forgot image, thanks capcha
Asher Torres
No that's a museum in Cincinnati. I went there a few months ago.
Nathan Evans
sup nerds future winner of the mr legion contest saying the legion of doom sends it regards
Ah shit not a-fucking-gain
Ryder Gonzalez
OK SPINEL SHOW YOURSELF
Leo Morgan
Now that Batman is dead, there can be only one successor to the dark knight....
Christian Garcia
THE RED COMET!
Or in this case, the dark comet!
Austin Gutierrez
>And so because of the justice league's continued bickering, the colony was successfully dropped onto the Midwest
Nothing of value lost.
apparently exactly crashing right on top of the legion of doom's headquarters.
Nice bonus, I guess.
Zeeks did something right for once.
Thomas Price
Jacob Russell
Yea Forums has a loving charm to it's humor that I can't seem to find anywhere else
Carter Long
the threat doesn't work when i can heal
Jordan Phillips
its hard to describe innit
Nicholas Sanchez
Yes but it'll still hurt
Eli Perez
Holy shit that is the best laugh I have had in a long time
Grayson Nelson
Uh, this is Watchtower...
Yeah, we totally were to busy to stop the colony... You see...
Uh...
IT WAS THE SPACE PIRATE'S FAULT! She reeked of zeek, and managed to tie us up long enough that we couldn't stop it. Yeah!
We totally didn't just have fun with Loli Wonder Woman, for certain!
Dylan Diaz
Wait! Can I join your crew?
Tony Stark once employed me as a janitor.
One day he took a massive shit and clogged the toilet. He ordered me to clean it. I tried and tried, but couldn't succeed. Then when I was still covered in his crap he fired me!
I WANT REVENGE!
Nicholas Gomez
Friends please, all know that Chamberlain shall be Mr. Legion, yes?
Hmmmmm
Evan Ward
CHAMBERLAIN WHERES SPINEL AND LEX ?
Matthew Sullivan
not in a million years and I should know because I've lived for several
Brandon Parker
How would Chamberlain know?
Hmmmmmmmmm?
Chase Thomas
Alright fellow Justice League members, I've sorted out the Action league for their...Conduct in the last Legion assault. They'll never bother with their "hero" work ever again.
Now, is my community service time done? Since I'm not capable of taking back all the legion territory on my lonesome, especially in this chaos! I just want to bunk at the niiice, saffeee, rebuilt hall of justice, where the legion is-
...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Brody Bailey
Idk man i've been dying for eons and I think he's got a shot
Jace Rodriguez
Look at the size of that thing!
Justin Walker
OK ILL FIND SPINEL AND LEX ON MY OWN MY BAD GOOD BYE *flees with his zaku III*
Tyler Bailey
Pizza delivery
ive got 13 pies here with cheese crust and anjovies
on the of uh... Curry?
Easton Campbell
Pizzas? You must be thinking of somewhere else
Charles Stewart
Does anyone else hear a phone ringing?
Matthew Anderson
THERE IS NO SPINEL HERE, ONLY LUCIFER!
Nolan Bennett
Nope
John Scott
>*brushes up against him*
Zachary Collins
Yours truly kicked someone’s ass. That’s what happened previously, mon chere.
Logan Stewart
We are Popuko.
Adrian Jenkins
The Justice league moved their hq to Union terminal in Cincinnati
Mason Ward
>1 x 1 is simply 1
Wait a minute, we were both wrong!
That means I deserve to be Optimus Prime, or whatever we were fighting over!
Michael Gonzalez
Wouldn’t it be cheaper and less time-consuming to be earth?
Oliver Lopez
Nicholas Sanchez
Somebody didn’t put up the Juggernaut shield again
Hunter Clark
Sup virgins.
What's going on?
Carson Martin
"....Uhhhh..."
Nolan Campbell
*Meanwhile, just outside the Hall, the Maxx awakens in a dumpster
Austin Gomez
SHUT UP YOU BIG QUEEN!
Joseph Nelson
>BEEP
>BEEP
>BEEP
>BEEP
>BEEP
Dominic Nguyen
once again, Mung Daal ruins/wins the thread
Adrian Hernandez
*Immediately, the Maxx springs into action and gets the fuck out of the dumpster.
Carter Diaz
You're.....ugly.
Isaac Watson
Apologies for being tardy. Sir Galahad bet me and my mates a pretty gold piece if I could drink him under the table.
And I put away my ale, I tell ya!
Xavier Murphy
I must finish my trash route and aprehend this bucktoothed naysayer!
>*Screetching Metallic Scream*
Adrian Howard
You drank him..."under"...the table?
Carter Clark
LISTEN! I have arrived to lend you fellows a noble hand in battle, not to face questions about my moments in joviality!
NOW!
*sounds of sword unsheathing*
TO BATTLE!!
Owen Russell
Op lives in Cincinnati
Christian Collins
Shining Knight? More like Can’t Even Put Up A Fight!
Jack Flores
you will never catch me alive
Christopher Reyes
*Maxx proceeds to sprint into the Hall of Justice