Hello happy world. Let's come up with 100 ways Superman can make Batman feel bad

someone post the audio drama

He can go ape on Batman and throw poo in his face. He can go vape right in his face.

He spend time with his adopted parents

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>"Your parents were murdered before your very eyes... and you just stood there and did nothing"

Why would you do this, Jim?

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Superman grows up in Russia and eventually destroys capitalism. Thereby taking away Batman's superpower.

Superman tells batman there is no hope for him and he can't save him from his past.

>You can't beat me! He'll, even your butler managed to beat the living shit out of me!

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With catwoman AND robin

holy shit Supes is such a fucking chad

He burns a bunch of stuff in the Batcave with his heat vision.

Batman sat alone on a filthy rooftop one horrid night in Gotham. He smiled to himself as he held a remote in his hand. A remote with a trigger linked to a bomb several blocks away, just short of the horizon. That bomb was bolted to a schoolbus full of autistic children. Batman could already feel his bowels churning as he prepared to do the deed. As soon as the clock struck he depressed the trigger and watched a small mushroom cloud form downtown. As he took in all the sounds of mayhem and bloodshed he struggle to contain himself. Already he had a violent erection and he let loose his rectum to defecate. This was a special night, as he had a rather fascinating combination of constipation and diarrhea. A hard stool inched its way out of his ass before finally being blown out by the soft, semi-liquid feces behind it, creating a loud farting sound. All that shit bursting out of him stimulated his prostate and made his penis even harder, and so he began to fondle it gently. When he did so he thought of his most pleasant childhood memory; The night he walked in on his parents copulating, the night before they died. It was not only his first erection, but after the incident it was the most arousing thought ever to cross his mind. As he increased the intensity of his stroking he reached into his pants and slathered feces onto his penis with his free hand. He was nearing climax when suddenly something caught his eye below.

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Down on the streets below a young girl, no more than twelve, walked by herself. In this town, such a thing was very dangerous to do, especially now, on this night with Batman about. The way she was dressed with her almost stereotypical loli schoolgirl uniform was just begging for every rapist in the tri-county area to leap out and do what they do best. But tonight, it would be the bat who did the job. And so Batman, his pants full of shit and ball sweat, jumped down from the high rise and glide-kicked the little girl into a filthy alley. Her racking sobs of fear and pain helped him maintain his raging erection as he pinned her against a dumpster and growled sexually. "You... I want you to call me Thomas... Martha." The little girl sniffled and looked up at Batman with glassy eyes as she squeaked out, "But... But my name's not Martha..."
Batman tilted his head back and roared at the top of his lungs, and then punched "Martha" in the face several times, chipping her teeth. "YOU WILL DO AS I SAY, AND YOU WILL CALL ME WHAT I TELL YOU TO CALL ME, OR I WILL KILL YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND, MARTHA?" She sobbed and whispered "yes thomas..."
"What was that? I can't hear you..."
"Yes Thomas...
"LOUDER!"
"YES THOMAS!"

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Batman grinned evilly and hissed "Yes..." as he picked up her broken teeth. He used his free hand to pull down her underwear as he forcefully shoved the broken teeth through her vulva, the chipped edges scratching her vaginal walls. Martha wailed in pain and Batman began to let out a long, insane laugh. The blood trickled down onto his hand, which still had a light crusting of feces, and he licked the bloody shit (or shitty blood) off of his fingers, reveling in the bitter taste of it. He paused to let her talk, and the moment she opened her mouth to speak, all she could manage was a weak "please-" before he lunged into her, ramming his throbbing, shit-covered batcock into her loli clam.
Batman violently pounded Martha, shoving the broken teeth even farther inside of her and cutting her vagina further. As he thrust with brutish force, he broke her hymen in a single stroke, making way for his filthy uncircumcised cock. Smugly, he said, "I just heard a pop. Was it your cherry?" and continued his violent assault as Martha had gone catatonic from all of the trauma. Batman was satisfied in having broken her innocent mind, and he hastened his thrusts as he felt himself nearing completion. The glorious sensations overwhelmed him and he began to mumble "My parents are dead..." while he penetrated her cervix. Now balls deep, Batman screamed "MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEAD!" as he blew his load, filling her with his hateful bat-seed. With the deed done he pulled out, overjoyed at his job well done. Creepily he rubbed her stomach as he said "Yessss, I can already hear the pitter-patter of bat-feet" when suddenly her expression shifted and she looked over his shoulder. Batman was furious that someone dare not think about him in his world, and he punched her across the jaw as he shouted "WHAT COULD BE SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU DARE LOOK AWAY FROM ME?!" to which Martha said "Look... Up in the sky..."

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>you dont have to fool around with me, just touch it bruce and see how we feel

Batman pissed his pants as he blubbered out "No, not here, not now!" and a smug, authoritative voice responded "Turn around Bruce, you knew this was coming." Batman whipped around to see the smug visage of Superman hovering above him, with the most stuck-up, self-satisfied grin on his face. Batman whined 'No, you don't understand, my parents-" but Superman chuckled and said "Did I spoil your fun? What a shame! Ha! Ha!" and immediately willed his penis to erection. Batman sobbed as Superman pulled down his pants and said "Oh come one Bruce, we both know how much you wanted this!" And so Superman grabbed the back of his head and gently pushed Batman's head to the tip of his penis. But Batman's lips were sealed. "Bruce, open up. And this time, put your teeth into it." Reluctantly, Batman opened his mouth and began to drag his lips across Superman's glorious Kryptonian cock. Superman turned to face Martha and snapped "Get out of here or you're next!" and with that she high-tailed home. (In the ensuing year she would attempt an abortion several times, all attempts being foiled by Batman's posthumous plans, leading her to go emo and attempt to kill the Bat-spawn through heavy drug use. This also failed and so she slit her wrists as most emos do.)

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With his super muscle control Superman could last indefinitely while Batman grew fatigued and ground his teeth on Superman's cock. Night turned to dawn and he decided it was just about time to finish. Superman chided, "You know Bruce, you've been thinking about this for a long time." Batman moaned in grief as he slurped loudly. "You've been thinking about nothing but guzzling my jism." Superman eased off and felt his "jism" welling inside of his urethra. "One might say you have-" He then thrust his penis through the roof of Batman's mouth, penetrating his cranium and piercing his brain as he said "-semen on the brain!" and blew his load. With his job done, Superman cleaned himself off quicker than you could say Jack Sprat and flew off back to his home in Metropolis.

The End.

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