WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I just used to read the SVTFOE doujins but WHAT THE FUCK, THIS VIDEO JUST GOT TO MY ATTENTION, How come the writers created the most tumblr character possible to pair off this hottie? I'd be laughing if I wasn't angered, it looks like a goddamn parody, a totally radical black dyke? This is what they come up with? please tell me there was a shitstorm here

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Oh and she's french for maximum inclusion

Yes...you're fucking late.

Yeah, we were pissed off. Most of us don't even consider post-movie season 3 and season 4 canon. A radical SJW on the staff, Sabrina Cotugno, is to blame probably, she also went on a trip to France after a bad relationship with a guy who gave her STDs, and apparently met a girl over there. She was predicting Jackie would date girls from now on right after the episode where Jackie broke up with Marco so she clearly had something to do with it.

The voice actor for Jackie is Bisexual. She was ok with this.

>Grey deisle is bi.
When was this confirmed????
I mean I could see that but still.

I thought they were cute.

Time to bring back them old Slowpoke memes

What's your problem? Did it burst your Tom x Jackie bubble?

Wait, you think tumblr invented black people?

And Korra
and Gravity Falls
and the Croods
and Loud House
and OKKO
and She-Ra
and Twelve Forever

everyone blames contugno but in reality was everyone fault.
one of the directors admited they had no script after season 2 , everything they amde was lat minute idea with no time to plan.

Adventure Time had some building up and implying, a lot of people believed they were a couple at the time.

Korra in the other hand not even happened in the show, Korra and her "girlfriend" never had any kind of relationship before, they were barelly friends and never had any kind of moment that could be considered romantic. All we got are the comics that are probably not even canon.

Adventure Time was built upon retcons

Stay mad user, if you were a true Jackiefag you'd be glad she's happy
She's sure happy tapping that sweet French ass every night

Wow, its like they want me to be homophobic against dykes or something

>the roastie that got dumped becomes a lesbian
jej

She dumped Marco.

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No major characters in Gravity Falls were gay.

The Loud House had one sister who is bi, in a family of 11 kids. Statistically, that isn't unreasonable at all.

Gravity Falls had another one of those last minute of the last episode reveals with the sheriff and deputy being a couple

>Of all the characters Sab has the chance of reenacting her les/bi awakening through, she chooses Jackie.
Its almost like a bad joke.

well she was the only part of the show that hadn't been ruined yet so it just made sense

I don't think you actually watched the show if you consider those two a "last minute" gay couple. They were gay from the start and it was not subtle at all.

They had sleepovers and made friendship bracelets. And had lines like "The time we spend together is treasure enough."

>2019
This.

>2020
>The first incidence of a male character leaving the female main-character for another guy happens

>2050
>the male character leaves her for a guy, but comes back to be end game

>2189
>female character leaves her girlfriend and becomes love interest to male main character

We got a loooooong time before we’re truly “Bisexual Woke” here

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I admit to knowing nothing about TV production, but couldn't Nefcy call the writing staff into a meeting when they found out they were getting more time than they thought and hack out some direction to take? Like high-level stuff, they don't need to be coming up with scripts right away, but something so we wouldn't get the mess we did in fact get.

>that's right, I put a GAY in a children's cartoon!
>deal with it shitlords!
>did you see her munching tacos lmao reblog me plz

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>lesbian muslim
I hope her family doesn't murder her.

>the Croods
When?

why do you care? jackie was such a non-character that this shouldn't even warrant the attention (only shippers would care).

Most of the people involved were radical SJW trash, Cotugno was just the most obvious one.

Cotugno didn't even write or direct the episode where Jackie turned gay, but the ones who did were making self-congratulatory posts and saying they hoped Cotugno enjoyed it.

You can typically tell when someone is a shit writer when they have to rely on inclusion to get their work noticed by the general public.

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barf

>(only shippers would care).
You don't have to be a shipper to know that the character was wasted after a season of hype, idiot.

the tv series, you see a couple background characters are gay at the end

These days it's the only way for a writer to get their foot in the door and land a job in media

>Jackie scissors this French qt every night while you sit here mad on Yea Forums

Been a long time since I used this.

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Imagine putting THIS much energy into caring about a fucking cartoon lesbian. Nice life faggot lol

When it's the hottest Yea Forums girl to ever exist, yeah it's infuriating

Nah Star is hotter

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>he said with a straight face

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I really hate these writers. They're so oblivious to how insulting this is.

Star looks like a boy. Genderbent Star is just regular Star with short haircut.

Stranger danger

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>From France
>Is a nigger
Every time

>Ms. How to Appeal to Tumblr 101
>qt
Get some standards dude

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Fuck, how old was that one?

Lemme see if I understand this.
You people DON'T like it when a cartoon has nubile teen lesbians?

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Demoman was the only who did it right
Change my fucking mind

if Jackie finds her cute then I find her cute

>from france
>is ugly as sin

>Misha thinking he's in a position to tell people to get better taste

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If its trying to take itself seriously then no

Not when they look like RL dykes.

it was also said wendy dated some girls in the past. dont remember where i read that.

Why does Jackie look fatter as a lesbian, she looks like she has an ugly double chin

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At least OKKO made it seem like Rad impregnated both Enid and Red Action and they had his kids

That literally never happened. Assblasted haters just making shit up

>Noonun
What a fantastic lad he is.

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>This is an actual panel from the new GI JOE

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Jackie is perfect in any form

>from france
>is a muzzie dyke
So genocide confirmed? Oh wait the definition of Genocide was edited to no longer include intention to reduce birth rates or replace populace with a foreign one.
>the latest dictionary printed editions will include LGBTQ gibberish like They/Them referring to non binary

Is Jackie supposed to be latina or what? I'm curious.

Her last name is Thomas.

>The bar is so low for black people that the fact that I'm successful makes me a superhero

Wow, how incredibly racist, obvious white woman who wrote this.

shit sucks

With a normal hair style, different/no glasses, and a better outfit she'd be waifu material.

Doesn't really mean much

Wendy probably has AIDs either way.

Star vs The Forces of Evil is trash past season 2.

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Sheriff and Deputy were obviously gay for one another from the start. The only other normal gay couple I've ever seen were the dudes from...was it Short Hill? The "so kafkaesque/penispenispenis" show. I know you know the one I mean. I just can't remember the name and don't know how I'd look it up when I don't remember the names of the characters.

>The "so kafkaesque/penispenispenis" show.
That was the name, you got it right

Is that Diversity and Comics? Or whatever the fuck Ya Boi Zack calls his channel now.

No, fuck dykes

> Star vs The Forces of Evil is trash
enough

More like maximum stereotyping.

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Nefcy got rid of Star's far superior rival to assure her mediocre and curvless self-insert victory

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literally "a phase"

imagine the smell and the armpit hair/bush

You don't get it do you? If these girls who don't exist aren't going to have sex with ME, then it's clearly a sinister agenda against males.

>when tumblr runs your cartoons now

The lesbian phase is older than tumblr and always caused by a douchebag ex-boyfriend who made his girl distrust males.

Marco is the one to blame and deserved Star's and her parents' abuse in Season 3 for what he did.

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>I’m angry

Hey faggot
You’re the faggot here
You’re angry at a cartoon. Nothing gay about dykes, but you’re fucking gay as shit if you don’t think it’s hot

Fuck off you closet fairy

You are the source of all faggotry.

this makes me hard

This whole thread is.
You’re all fat, sweaty faggots s about the social politics of fictional characters while I’m here squeezing out a load to two cunts rubbing their cunts together

I win

I counter your win by saying you lose, meaning I am the new winner.

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You remind me of this.

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Which is worse: Lesbian phase or demon phase?

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"Poor thing eating alone while I get feed by Marco"

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demoman is from scotland

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Didn't you all move on to worship Janna? Leave the dyke alone

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People that actually believe this pretty much sums up these threads.

sniper skull is a Southern hater beware him please

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They were about to have a foursome, right?

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>I only fapped to the porn but here's my hot take
fake nerd, go back to facebook with the other normalfags

>who is oprah
>Beyonce
>these people are super heroes
Tell me more you blue haired faggot

I tried to warn you guys that she was a dyke after the paperclip piercings but you were all like "dur we all make mistakes".

You forgot that she’s also based on Cotugno’s bisexuality awakening in Paris

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>nobody remembers
>never happened
Damn drugs

>”Thank you for your service, ma’am!”

France ships niggers to the whole world. The showrunners are spot on.

They should have!

With any cartoon comes out, My boddies and i like to play the "Who's the gay one" drinking game. We each pick one or more characters, and if that character turns out to be gay, everyone has to pay that person a hundred bucks. Also we take a drink whenever something gay happens.

We got fucking destroyed watching She-Ra and i made 600$.

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Post wholesome Jackie pics

>Made gay cuz you were in denial about Starco
>Somehow Blacks don't think they can be gay?

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SJWs like Cotugno view heterosexuality as something that has to be cured, and I wouldn't be surprised if choosing Jackie specifically matches that wish-thinking of "The hottest girl at school/in the show is actually a lesbian! In yo faces, white men!"

Shouldn't she use Star for that case? Star was the MC it would have leave more impact.

She eventually did.

lol, she did it

What?

>Another crush over a black woman

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I think that was just her lust for muscles.

Sure it was, which is why Star lusted over any monster she encountered with muscles. Because she's totally blind to that and just has a muscle fetish.

Nah.

That looks nothing like Jackie's gf.
>muh ambiguous brown
She's French so her family likely came down there from one of France's African colonies. It's not a big mystery like with your Americans where everyone is an immigrant from everywhere and you lose track of who you had sex with.
>muh short hair
It's chic, you would not understand.

But she did the exact same thing with Marco in that dimension... Are you really trying to say "Hurr durr the writers wanted to make Star have a crush on a black girl for representation points" or something?

Star was consistently shown to have a crush on hot men. Even Sir Stabby Knight was black, that has nothing to do with it. It has to do with suddenly making Star have a bi crush 4 seasons later. As if it's a sin if a character is purely straight.

The later writers on this show absolutely have a "progressive" agenda.

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>hottest girl in the show
thats not Hekapoo