Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom...
Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom
Heh. Banana.....
*sigh*
*minion is shot*
>Teleports
>Strangles tictak to death
AZULA HAS LOST?! HOW UNFORTUNATE, LOOKS LIKE I WILL TAKE MY LEAVE UNLESS MR Yea Forums BEGINS SOON.
How unfortunate for Friend Azula to lose, yes?
damn late by a minute or two, and I had a new location planned and everything
>Diavolo pops into existence
Oh good the building is no longer rubble, its nice that GER keeps bringing me here. I do have some bad or good news dependent on your thoughts on him, I lost Steven somewhere in the death loop, hopefully Golden goes easy on him.
F for Azula
So, uh, what's this about Azula losing?
It’s a damn tragedy. She went up against this redhead girl, and lost.
Azula has lost round 5 of Ms. Yea Forums, friend
Quite tragic, yes?
Hmmmmmmmm
It's an embarrassment to the legion, lost to of all characters, someone from a foster home! At least she made it to the top 8 and not peni
Hehe! I win again!
What can I say, red hair or pink hair (depending on whos drawing me) is hot with all genders.
Yes, enjoy empty victory
Spinel is hosting one gem party by self, yes?
Spinel I didn't really care about this popularity contest but your not the one who knocked her out? Although I guess you won against some nerd chick but she doesn't seem all that important so its a hollow victory.
Azula's loss is a great loss for the Legion! But there is still hope for evil to prevail.
It's you, or Shego, Gem. So long as ONE villain wins here, the Legion wins. Do not disappoint Ziiiiim!
She apparently lost in round 5 to some literal who.
You know, Spinel, you amuse no one but yourself.
Shame I wasn't allowed, I would of smoked all them bitches
But friend Zim, Spinel was reformed by Steven
Hmmmmmmmm
Cannot agree, red hair would not look great on gelfling
Hopefully Legion will conquer Mr. Yea Forums, yes?
And Chamberlain will be included.
Who are wah? I mean...yes! Ok!
Hello airy, sorry you couldn't get into the queen of Yea Forums tornement.
There is also the MR Yea Forums tornement coming up and rumors that lex Luther and skeletor are participating.
Does Spinel not recognize legion?
Hmmmmmmm?
if only this competition wwas based on actual skill then azula wwould havve wwon by burning evveryone she faces
battles are wworth it wwhen there are high risks and stakes at your fins
>sorry you couldn't get into the queen of Yea Forums tornement.
Meh. Who gives a shit what those losers think? They'd just pick some big-titted bimbo to be their representative, as usual.
They won't be the only ones! Zim will be competing as well! It will be a perfect victory!
Why are YOU so happy? We hate you.
Eh? We can change that, Chamberlain. Surely! Plankton DOES have the mind control helmet...
But Eridan, flame princess is there, how do you burn what is always on fire?
red hair looks great on anyone, show me this "gelfling" and I will judge their hotness capabilities.
I agree wholeheartedly.
You know, I could always... eliminate this literally who, if its not too much of a hassle...
Wha...of course I recognize you in the corner! You’re the uncomfortable bird with the glock right! And the pink haired guy is the one with a back ghost!
Now why would you hate me?
Perhaps not necessary friend Zim, Spinel seems to not recognize legion, great opportunity yes?
Gelfling are people of Thra that serve Skeksis!
And quite ugly, yes?
I'm in a similar boat, though I'm not as vibrant as a redhead as you sometimes
...Did this girl get off the shortbus?
Nevermind friend Zim, it was Chamberlain's misunderstanding...
Yet...
from wwhat i hear
there is some truth about beating fire wwith fire
just needs to be under control
and if she is a being made entirely of flames
wwhy not just use said powwers to control her before diminishing said flame wwith your gifted skills
"back ghost" is not an entirely wrong description, to be more explanative it is a manifestation of one's spirit and will. This particular one is named 「King Crimson」.
Never show me that again, it's like they're trying to look like people but then fall flat on their face midway through.
Yes that does check out Eridan, impressive that you figured that fight out so fast, if I still ran my mafia and you weren't a grey fish man I'd almost be inclined to have you join.
Perhaps...
Hate? Who said hate? I don't "hate" you, little rubbery pink one. In fact, we're... fffff-eughh.... FRIENDS. Best friends!
All battles are best done physically. But it is tougher to do over the internet. I told you we should ha E rigged it!
Oh no, Azula lost, she's gonna kill us al
ARGH A SPACE MUTANT!
DO NOT WORRY EVERYONE, I GOT A GUN!
Look guys i know your all very busy talking about Zim and such, but I really need something a decent pair of pants!!!!!!!
early today aren't we?
Oh excuse me, I think I might’ve taken the wrong form...
>SHIFT
This look suits you all much better, right?
I didn’t know it had a name!
Uh, yup! Heh heh, best friends!
AND THE YETAY....
Hello there fellow guys I'm looking for a virgin t*rk to kill
Black Mantas adversary? You are very much not allowed here.
Yes I did say it was going to be posted around noon EST. I had a feeling if we changed the time slot we may avoid the ire of some of the mods that hate these threads.
Yes all stands when born into this world intrinsically have names, they do sometimes have to tell their users what it is though.
If I can go without wearing barely any pants, you can too
Ah, that looks a bit fuckin' better. Just need to write "Damaged" across your forehead.
Get out Reese, nobody wants you
So friend Diavolo was pulling jovial trick on Chamberlain?
Haha, quite amusing yes!
No friend Shredder, not yet
Yes, Chamberlain was surprised as well
There's this chick named "Frankie" she works at a foster home and is a virgin, go kill her.
Is she a t*rk ?
its logic that wwould dictate such an outcome
knowwledge as wwell to knoww howw to defeat your foes
if your mafia enjoys the beauty of the seas
i wwould not mind hafin you as an ally
they wwould havve found a wway to detect if such vvotes are made by bots or hackers
but i am not that tech savvy so wwho is to say if wwe could havve pulled it off
besides that i do not wwant to go abovve cheating
not wwith games competitions battles or wwars
it feels more right to earn your vvictory
evven if destiny says you are fated to wwin
you got to make sure all your abilities are high or equal to be rewward such an outcome
Wait why?
You can't seriously tell me that this pink space rock is a villian, let alone a member of the Legion?
Oh shut up you oversized microprocessor
man I've made such a fucking killing on the betting pools for this Tornament
She tried to kill the planet. She probably counts.
I was born and raised on an island named Sardegna, and my home country is almost entirely a peninsula.
No trick Chamberlain, that was the first time I'd seen such creatures.
Meatwad isn't a villain yet he is allowed here, I think the clown rock fits the bill enough to stay here, despite her antagonism towards certain other members.
Hmm I guess that counts
Meatwad is a precious little boy and you will not insult him like this.
But very well, I'll not shoot her, yet.
I think Azula might want to do it herself.
Yes, yes, we are too busy talking about ZIIIIIM to worry about your pants!
A fair victory is the best one, yes. But is it ASSURED?
Yes. Such good friends that you will win Ms Yea Forums for us, yes?
*Suddenly a wild Canadian man shows up with his Newtype powered Late type zaku II*
*Zaku III*
(Gigan): hey I hear you have a heroic turtle problem we kaiju know that feeling perhaps i can help you with that for a price of course
*Ghidorah gravity beams*
Aw thank you!
Yes I can! It'll be easy taking that Frankie girl down!
What are you both talking about?
Oh hi there mister!
I'm sure she counts! She may have fallen prey to the Steven's talk no jutsu, but haven't we ALL been caught off-guard at one time or another..? Except Zim, of course.
*Dodges beams*
*Fires a huge blast wounding Ghidorah*
Hmm yes, that is a tempting offer, Krang will like this!
OH MY GOD IT'S A MU-- oh never mind, it's just some manlet with claw gauntlets, with a giant ROBOT!?
WHERE DID YOU GET IT!?
OH ITS YOU WHORE
*BLASTS HER AWAY*
FROM THE FEDDIES
Steven is currently dying infinitely but maybe he'll be able to talk GER out of it, or at least put him in a longer death.
hmm a lovely home
i do recall reading up on sardina's history too like repelling against the french expedition during the french revvolutionary wwar and admire that salto di quirra is the biggest scientific military base in all of europe
vvery much assured
to believve in things such as luck or miracle do not matter in those cases wwhen you got solid training and a perfect mind ready to counter anyfin your anemone throwws at you
*no sell* *one shots robot* what are you even doing here short stack?
(Gigan): because your target is smaller and I have sympathy I'll offer a discount 500,000 space bucks
I escaped it. He might be able to.
Hi guys!
Yes it has a rich history, even more recent events like the mystery of the town that burned down without a trace, we also had the best cheese in all of Europe, although it might not be to everyones tastes.
Greetings cat thing.
hello unikitty kevin says hi
>Dodges blast
Whew! Getting hit by that would NOT have been good for me!
Hi there little kitty!
>*TV turns on*
>BREAKING NEWS!
>Princess Azula of the Fire Nation is on a warpath through the United States.
>Estimated worth of damage is reaching into the billions as hundreds of lives are being lost every minute.
>Green Lantern was seen recently flying into the azure firestorm, but the inferno has only intensified.
>If this inferno isn't stopped soon, the whole Midwestern parts of the United States could be devoured in this massive fire.
>Vicki Vale signing off.
>*TV turns off*
Hey girl!
Wolverine, since when did you get that mobile suit? Yes I was there with you btw on a different board entirely, and got to meet some of the representatives of the /m/ villainous committee.
(He's to close in uncovering my secret alliance with the shi no kyokai)
I can respect that
howw strange
maybe i should look into the incident wwhen i havve the time
hey uni
everyfin alright wwith you
So if the Midwestern United States is on fire, where could we be, we're definitely in the States no other country has the same animals and plants in this swamp. Wait a fucking moment are WE IN FLORIDA?!
Don't bother, you won't find anything.
Azula lost!? Big sis is going to be sooooo angry
Hi Mr dark guy! I like your red energy
Hi Kevin! Keep being awesome!
How’s leading the legion working out for you?
Still angry I lost to hekaPoo...
I hope she doesn’t get hurt attacking all those people...
It’s alright. Mainly just spending all of Lex’s money.
I do not want to alarm anyone, but I think we have a spy among us. Also...
JUST CAME HERE TO SURPRISE YA BUB
Hey, Unikitty. Hekapoo didn't make it to finals. But with Azula out of the running, what happens to your happy camps?
He probably will. That pitiful hyooman could talk his way out of a Florpus hole.
Good! When you eliminate Frankie from the roster, then we will be primed. PRIMED FOR VICTORYYYY! But be sure to give all credit to the Legion of Doom, too.
There she is now! That is an impressive path of destruction. She could be a great asset for Operation Impending Doom 3!
AS I MENTIONED I GOT IT FROM THE FEDS MOON BASE
PANTS!!
Wolverine! Terrible news, Pink Diamond and Lex Luthor are the culprits of Josephi Krakowski's death!
Of course, friend Diavolo. Surely that is why you understand what they are, how they function, and even the name of the Stand tied to your soul
Hello friend Unikitty
Nothing at all Spinel!
well king crimson is here so you basically failed before you began
I'll never understand why he likes you so much
A spy? There's a traitor amongst the legion!? Who, I'll eliminate them!
Heya.
She seems pretty angry. Hope she doesn't get killed by any hero response teams.
Oy mates. How you cunts holdin’ up? Heard Azula lost that tournament thing. Tough luck on her part, but you gotta live life like a boomerang: When you’re thrown away you come right back!
Don’t know if that makes any sense but it seems proper.
REALLY ? YEEES NOW IM PROVEN TO BE INNOCENT
I HEARD THAT MAFIA GUY AND HIS STAND POWERS I DONT WANT TO BE NEAR TO HIM
>Suddenly a tiny ant, nearly imperceptible to human eyes, let alone that of Ghidorah, began climbing it's way up Ghisorah's leg
>So small it was that it's tiny feet made not a single sensation across his tough scaly hide
i dont blame you
wwhat is evven wwith a fascinations wwith demons
they are just fallen angels wwho lost their wwings for committing heinous deeds
such commoners wwould not also tell howw great a hoofpurrbeast is ovver a devvil if it stabbed them in the back
Thank you I try and be as 「Menacing」as possible.
I was in the death loop with him for about a month before I lost him, he isn't all that bad a kid.
I've had ten seconds to think about what you said before you even said it and I still don't understand, care to rephrase, friend Chamberlain?
*blasts her again but this time with a HUEG Newtype blast*
There's a spy? Ha ha, what makes you think that? Also have you tried going to the pants store to look for pants real quick?
If you're nice enough, then sure I may give credit!
Sounds pretty scary!
Ok! Hopefully you're not plotting anything against one of us!
Cease your fighting or else you will be forcefully removed from the premises
Who are you supposed to be?
OK BUB ILL STOP
WOLVERINE PILOTING ZAKU III
My happy camps will continue with even more drive! I will take over even more kingdoms in the name of happiness! I just hope I can make big sis proud!
Because he’s the best!
Fairy lady!
Thank you! At least the legion appreciates me
Hi mr bird man! How’s your crystal doing?
Of course not Spinel
Chamberlain never plotted against anyone!
Hmmmmmmmm
Friend Diavolo knows everything about, Stands, and yet has not seen one until last meeting?
Very suspicious, hmmmmmmmm
Perhaps Wolverine must punish them, yes?
Bring justice to Josephi Krakowski?
>*TV turns on*
>This is the Emergency Broadcasting System. This is not a test.
>All residents of the Midwestern United States and the Eastern sea board are to evacuate immediately. The inferno is pushing both east and southwards.
>Residents in the Southern United States are to evacuate within 24 hours or less. Shelters will be set up in advance for you.
>God bless the Untied States of America in these troubling times.
>*TV turns off*
YES JUSTICE FOR JOSEPH NOW WHERES THAT PINK WHORE ?
hm, I thought we were still discussing the gelflings, admittedly I did pretend not to know what 「King Crimson」was last meeting. I get to have a little fun here and there before I die of sounding for the hundreth time.
OH CRAP BUB WHAT ABOUT THE X-MANSION ?
Friend Azula has gone mad...
Crystal is doing well, as is Chamberlain
Yes... Now surely friend Diavolo knows where Lex is, yes? And will tell Wolverine?
*ghidorah doesn't notice*
well he appreciates you too so Ichi and me like you also few people are as nice to kevin
finally some quality tv!
>The brave little ant continued it's mission, crawling ever higher onto Ghidorah
>It began to near the bases of his three necks
I dont know where Lex is, or if he's still pretending to be Pink. I did meet up with real Pink in the death loop though.
These death loops don't sound too bad. How would one manufacture them? For, eh, personal use.
NICE ENOUGH? You HORRIBLE LITTL--I mean. Of cooooOOOURSE! Anything for my b-best... fffffriend... eugh. Zim can be nice!
Save a camp for Irk, could you? I'll have GIR run it. His soap-and-peanut waffles are the perfect torture device.
Eh? Azula's really going to town here, heh?
YES AND WHERES THAT BALD FUCK ?
ngyes
such plebs outside wwould not understand our ambitions and goals
it is wwhy wwe band together at such dire times
i can pretty much just swwim deep on wwaters to avvoid the flames
not sure if it can be said for the other land dwwellers
i am tempted to make any possible ship vvessel sink to join in all this chaos
>Southern
We're in Florida right guys? OH SHIT, SHE'S COMING HERE!
Zim if you attempt to subject anyone other than me or Giorno to a death loop I will be forced to eliminate you.
Agreed, I would never betray the legion in my life, not like I'm secretly plotting against you, if I did, I would flat out admit I would. Now then, I am aware that the traitor is in this room, diavolo perhaps.
Calm down, I will handle the situation.
Loyalty and family is the core philosophy in the mafia, the very concept disgusts me, being accused of it GENUINELY ANGERS ME.
*Ghidorah doesn't notice still*
(don't want to waste pic on this one)
Alright birdie! I'm sure you must be very trustworthy among your kind!
Is Azula coming this way? Does this mean....I can meet her?
Watch out mister! That machine might cut you!
I know you can.
(I can't think of what he'd say if he saw a Minion)
>Diavolo attempts to throw a punch only to see blood trickling down his shirt, a sword has pierced him.
Don't interfere with me.
OH NOOOO AZULA THAT BITCH IM GONNA KILL HER
.... I didn’t even THINK of making my empire interplanetary! Why just make the world happy when I can force happy on the entire galaxy! Thank you Zim this opens up a new world of possibilities!
Yay friendship! Also past ms co what do you think the legion will do for mr co?
So how did your plans with hekaPoo go?
I’ve was wondering ms pink gem... are you a clown?
My images dont really correlate to what I' doing at any given moment, also you'd get clowned on by 「King Crimson」, dont try it.
>And so the brave ant treks up Kevin's neck
>Onward and towards, until it reaches Kevin's ear
>The brave little ant then utters it's words:
KEVIN, THIRD HEAD OF MIGHTY GHIDORAH, YOU SHALL BOW TO THE GREAT AND MIGHTY TED, AND SERVE HIM UNTIL YOUR LAST BREATH
FOR TED IS GARTHIM NO MORE, TED IS ALL, TED IS ANTI-LIFE!
REEEEEEEEEE AZULA THAT WHORE IS DEAD
>Horde prime falls backwards due to the attack by king crimson, his helmet broken, reveling a face not unlike his own brother hordak.
You challenge me?!
NOT NOW UNIKITTY! She will have to take my seat for the time being!
>Wipes you from existence
Nothing personal
*kevin slightly tilts his head causing the ant to fall hundreds of feet at terminal velocity*
*The wall breaks open, and Dusk Dude, ambassador of Yea Forums enters like the fucking Kool-Aid Man, wielding enough weaponry to make the NRA blush.
If bullets, lightning, explosions, and fire can't stop him, there's no way in hell Azula can.
most likely somefin to make sure vvictory wwill be secured for the ones that gets to be participated
at best wwe could do is nominated the men present here
evven if it means ones like the irken scum
>Meanwhile in the alternate universe where Ben 10 slept in the whole day...
Oi, I didn't attack you, I don't just let my emotions control me like some animal.
What's a clo-I mean yes sure! Clowns are fun right? Why do you ask?
Whew.
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS?
KEVIN, LISTEN TO TED, YOU MUST DESTROY TH-
>Ted's tiny ant body splatters onto the ground
>But could that be the end of Ted?
youtu.be
*Dusk Dude descends upon Horde prime, wielding a massive claymore
Yes
*Dusk Dude remains silent, and proceeds to begin randomly bunnyhopping around the room.
Hey Azula.... You kicked ass in that competion. You kicked Peni's ass. You made Top 8. That's something she can't say.
Look if you need to cry it's fine.
Just remember though.... you're our Miss Yea Forums.
Tsk, maybe now we can move on from that dreadful competition and talk about things that are actually of interest.
*Sniff* yes, how touching!
Black Manta is true friend, yes?
Truly!
Apparently the tourney might be called off?
Yes, yesss. Now what does Zim have to do to have the Legion credited? Besides winning Mr Yea Forums, of course.
Can I use it on the Dib?
Intergalactic happiness camps would benefit the Irken Empire, too, Unikitty! Together, we can rule the universe! Rule it with HAPPINESSSS!
Manta's right. Azula may not have pulled through the finals, but she still made it quite far. Now it's up to the Legion to take Mr Yea Forums!
Don't not try, if you do, someone will drop a colony onto this base
Make me laugh!
I want to say Master Frown but with how well I did I don’t think he would stand a chance.... we need someone likable to non villains.... like Meatwad!
You such a nice guy Manta
I like it! Do you have any inventions that could help?
Like how we can fuck up godzilla
Absolutely not
he is right
i also wwish to also givve azula somefin spe-shell too
had paid a commission for this in your honor
you are indeed miss Yea Forums
if not our lovvely queen
may the blue flames dance across the seas wwherevver you go
it is wworth a try
he seems to be liked outside of this group
Fear not friend Unikitty, Chamberlain shall join Me Yea Forums as well!
Unfortunately seems not much is of interest now, friend Diavolo
HmmmMMMMmmmm
Perhaps we can rally legion to create country on Earth, yes?
*Dusk Dude just stares at him, then proceeds to continue his bunnyhopping laps around the room.
Also...
NORM OF THE NORTH HAS ENTERED THE ROOM. BOSS FIGHT TIME. ONLY A CHAIN OF TRIPS, QUADS, AND PENTS CAN DEFEAT HIM! DO IT BEFORE HE DANCES OUT OF CONTROL.
Number One!
Trips, quads, and pents?
Nonsense, legion needs not those things
In fact, Chamberlain only needs GUN!
Faceless steve here... can we just have this image but with Azula and Manta instead.
>Door opens, it's blokk who took weeks to get back to the legion
Dammit how could I lose to a spinach eating sailor?!
Sir you were right about the sailor man, took me weeks or maybe a month to get back here,without my spaceship,malso I hear the tornement was quite messy, at least azula beat out peni Parker and made it to the top 8. Big f to her
I dont think we'll be successful in that Chamberlain but we can certainly try.
Does anyone want to go bowling with yours truly?
Woooo! Man, does anyone have those results of Ms. Yea Forums? I'm so excited to hear Zuly smoking a redhead!
Hey Uni! Doin' alright?
*Norm MOVES. PREPARE YOUR ANUS
*EMERGENCY ALARM*
>Attention all Federation Personel! The Zeeks have taken possession of a colony! And it's careening towards the earth!
>This is not a drill! It seems we have a colony drop situation on our hands
>Everyone either prepares to evacuate to shelters or mobilize to destroy the colony before it impacts
>Current Trajectory pinpoints the drop's ground zero to be the American Midwest.
>Be Brave, and ensure the zeeks don't win-
*Transmission cuts*
Who or what is a Hup? Say Legion guys, do any of you know what a Hup is? I think this guy's trying to say something.
Other than having one of you win Mr Yea Forums, do you have any snacks?...Also your name is Zim? That's a weird name.
Ok.....
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere!
What's bowling?
Oh, friend Plankton hasn't heard...
Yes, Chamberlain would be delighted to no "Bo-ling" with friend!
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Surely it would not be too difficult, US will likely crumble under friend Azula's wrath
I beg you all a farewell, this organization will be brought to extinction. SEIG ZEON, AND THE SHI NO KYO KAI! Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!
>Teleports away into space.
We have far more pressing matters at hand. Like the giant dancing unstoppable bear who is attempting to take over this thread by raping everyone in it.
Also, by ignoring Norm, you've caused his power to grow.
Plankton.... I have some bad news..... Azula lost
That joke wasn’t half bad.... it was all bad
Bye fish man! See you later!
GUYS, IF WE DON'T STOP HIM, HE'LL REACH PEAK NORM SOON.
Of course I do! I've got many inventions. Do you need a mood-modifying cranial drill? It fills brains with pure HAPPINESS, and NOTHING ELSE! My test subject Nick has proven it's results. Oh, I also have a baby launcher.
My name is not WEIRD! It's perfectly normal. The name of an invaaaader. But yes, Zim has snacks. SO MANY SNACKS!
Great. ANOTHER relocation, hmm?! Unless the Tallests can take it down with the Massive, I have a feeling we'll need a new meeting place.
Also, if nobody ELSE will do it... I can order us a pizza. What does everybody want?
>Those dubs
We're already too late
I'm sorry....
Zeeks? Are those some kinds of weird alien?
Don't worry guys I got this!
Hey Norm, would you like to watch the Emoji Movie? Also do you know what a Hup is?
i can take that shit
Chamberlain shall have a meat lovers
With stuffed crust, yes?
Please?
So, is Spinel staying with legion?
Or...
Hmmmmmmmmmm
I. FUCKING. LOST!?!!!!!
FFRRRAAANNNNKKKIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*TV broadcasts all over The united states are Hijacked, including the ones on the exposition television sets of the legion!*
Greetings, America. You may not know of me, but I know of you.
You see, I have much of a grudge with you. Especially with the ungrateful legion of doom. They have insulted my organization's honor, and you and they will pay the price.
The price of messing with the Shi no Kyokai, and therefore, me, Bald Eagle!
You’ll always be a winner to us
The important thing is you tried and that shows you want to be friends! Maybe your not so bad after all
It’s ok big sis you’re still ms co to us!
A happy drill!? That sounds perfect!
Spinel, how sweet of you. That might keep him pacifi-
OH GOD JUST FUCKING RUN, ZIM. HE THINKS YOU'RE DUMMY THICC!
HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH! I came here laugh at you!
[Spoiler] Never thought I'd see a reference to this on these threads, based [/spoiler]
calm down you're looking like Godzilla
Hey, you outdid peni AND got to the top 8
For you see, the ultimate revenge of the Shi no Kyokai is at hand. Even If you have survived our operations so far, like the burning of Hawaii or the great Detroit Flood, the damage that is to be inflicted will pale in comparison.
For Operation Norton is upon you!
*Cuts to images of volcanos erupting*
Soon, the Ring of Fire shall Erupt simultaneously, along with a mighty earthquake all over. Those Traitors in Japan shall suffer, while the true remnants of the Shi No Kyokai will see California sink into the sea! The United States will fall, and there is nothing the legion nor the hall of justice can do to prevent it.
The Fire Rises and the Eagle soars. Z-The Shi No Kyokai shall be victorious!
EVERYONE, RUN!
NORM IS ABOUT TO VIOLENTLY RAPE AND IMPREGNATE ZIM
2021! I'm taking the fucking throne. FUCK FRANKIE FUCKING NIXON! NIXON!!!
Shut up you irritating bald jackass! I'm not voting for you in mr. Yea Forums now. Heh Heh Heh.
I'll calm down when I'm ready! So goddamn mad and disappointed. I could of made it, I just did have the numbers on my side.
In all honesty, I thought she'd lose to Gwen. I'm quite proud she went so far, and I'm happy we didn't bemoan our lose. Thank you for all the support, and I hope you had fun with the tournament. We'll just have to wait till 2021 to invade again, but this time we'll win!.
“A limousine pulls up outside, a fleash abomination steps out of the drivers seat and opens the door, a figure steps out, displaying a clear aura of confidence and pride, he walks up to the door and rings the doorbell”
If States of America fall, wouldn't that be opportunity for Legion to seize power?
Chamberlain does not think friend has planned out revenge against legion all too well
if this happens i'll be in perfect position for my rightful takeover
*Kevin opens the door*
exactly!
One MEATY pizza, yes.
Quickly, Ghidora! QUICKLYYY!
Yes! You may use it whenever you like. Just don't let GIR get his hands on it. He likes to break things.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Wait a second. I don't CARE!
Ah! Azula! Have you, ehh... had your fill of fiery destructive doom?
Don't worry. You'll take the win for sure come next contest.
At least be glad it wasn't Peni.
"HEY! BEAR ARE CARNIVORES. SHARKS ARE CARNIVORES. I AM THE SHARK SLAYER"
You tried! At least be lucky that I get to beat up that Frankie girl and not you!
Heh heh....I dunno......
Thanks.
Should you guys focus on the bear or the Eagle group?...Or THAT?I want anchovies!
Oh shit, Norm can't possibly win now
Azula LOST!?
Guess that explains the fire on the way here. Say Uni, I've heard your a princess; you wouldn't mind letting me build a Chum Bucket in your kingdom, will ya? I've got a good plan to eh, improve happiness! Hehe.
So, you're in the Legion now?
I think *I* have a ggod shot of being Mr. Yea Forums? Who here agrees?
Hey, Zim! Have you improved my helmet yet? I'm curious to see what another inventor came up with.
Oh hey another one of these threads. neat.
Thankful-
My god....
This battle is glorious. IT MUST BE CAPTURED IN ARTISTIC FORM!
Don’t feel bad if people can’t see the superiority of Unikitty and you they deserve to be burned
Hay! You still trying to do “things” with that Billy kid?
If only there were some kind stranger with the patience and talent to gift us with such a glorious visage!
Good day my fine men. I am Chara (kar-uh) and I have come to assure you that Chara(care-a) is perfectly fine and in my care. Although she is a bit grumpy... but then again what bride to be isn’t. Ha ha
Yes for the moment. I feel better, especially when Hal came in to stop by.
Of course we will. So, OP on the tournament just deleted everything. It's a fucking shitshow.
Shame, I was hoping to fight you Spinel. It would of been beautiful.
It'll be fine. I'll lick my wounds and rebuild. 2021 will be my year!
there’s too many damn things happening at once, with some of exaggerated importance.
IF ONLY!
Friend Chara, this is most different, are you marrying self?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Well, legion is accepting of new members, perhaps Spinel can join?
Please?
eh?
you could always try getting into lifting and win miss Yea Forums-lympiaq
if you are feeling just a little bit better
i do believve i still havve a gift for you
to the miss Yea Forums of the legion of doom
Of course! Anything for my friends. We can put one in every capital I take over!
I say stay! The legion could always use more positive influences while we take over
Another grey person? Are you friendly?
Screw you, woman! Unlike you, I can carry the competition with my good looks and strong personality!
I'm trying to kill him not do "things" with him!
>good looks
Does anybody want me to tell him?
vvris is anyfin but friendly
if you think peni is one spider bitch
then vvris is the queen of them all
i wwould advvise not to get so close wwith her
trust me
i had to deal wwith her myself
Maybe.
It's beautiful. Thank you, Eridan.
Sivana, have fun with your tournament but I don't expect you to get far. However, do try to surprise me.
>no response because this is not a direct live feed, just a broadcast
And now I must take my leave, but before I do, I shall tell the legion this:
The Fire rises, even in your swamp. Or is it the swamp-creature? Ah well, you'll see what we got in store for you soon enough...
*TV Turns off*
oh please youre just mad that im better than you at those RP games we used to play.
I'm as friendly as you want me to be
AIYIYI
First of all... I am not your Chara... and as for the self marriage... we’ll let me explain
DETERMINATION demons are a dying breed, there just aren’t enough people willing to plunge into the abyss. If nothing is done, our species will soon be extinct. However there is another way...
oh look a dead child cl8ming to be the devil, how cute.
I feel the same way, sir. Would you like some water to calm down?
Wait, did you really rampage across the US?
Well, maybe I can join and maybe not....it depends on how you guys all react to....my, uh, secret! Ooooooohhhh.
Don’t worry Azula you might not be Ms Yea Forums but I’ll be your Mr Yea Forums TONIGHT!
I remember you, you were here three threads ago? Or maybe it was two. Hard to keep track in a death loop that constantly fucks with time.
Awaken my fellow antagonists!
This is quickly diving towards children fucking children territory please cease.
no problem
from one royal to another
such peasants wwould not understand howw you truly deservve it
from birthright to evvery challenged you had faced no commoner could try
because you fuckin cheated at flarp wwith your loaded dice
howw is that evven fair mindfang
Alright everyone, as you know I've been frozen in space for 80 years, can you catch me up on what the world's like?
Then you’re super friendly and want to be friends?!
I love secrets!
Thank you, Spinel
Bloodlines are useless, they only hold one's self back from achieving greatness. Things like the past and any connections to one's identity must be erased to preserve everlasting greatness.
Joseph is still allive
Why should I! Don’t you see... Chara and I are destined to become the new Adam and Eve. Siblings and spouse. The mother and father of an entirely new race! And nothing will stop my destiny, not you, not Chara, not the law, nothing!
HHHHEEEEYYYYY! You!
(Shit what was his name again?)
What kind of secret? Friend Spinel will tell, yes?
Yes, even Chamberlain is a bit overwhelmed
Hmmmmmmmmmm
yeah it was awhile ago
my dice werent loaded, you know this fish f8ce, i let you toss em, your luck is just terrible.
sure, tell me one of yours first
FUCK!
"Hey, asshole. You know your whole SAVE and RESET gimmick? I can do it too. And I can do it better."
Chamberlain does not appreciate tone of second Chara
This is not kek, this is cringe
That you secretly have attraction towards me? I'm flattered but alas, I am more focused on science than being in a relationship. Plus, I'm already married and have children!
>but I don't expect you to get far
I am Sivana! I do not need to prove myself to a teenager!
Don't worry everyone, the ultimate life form's god this.
hey guys how's pose practice?
well that's weird
Me, Godzilla, and all the titans have reawakened
Yes. I was mad and needed to let off some steam.
*ahem* HAND BANANA!
Thank you.
But you do to a boy.
Ah back when I first met you I allowed no one to know my identity and live, so it's ok if you don't recognize me. After ENDLESS EONS OF DEATH, I've abandoned that particular quirk of mine as it was far too difficult to enforce and was straining my psyche to my limits.
So a couple more inferior lifeforms?
can it not also pavve a wway to make your own bloodline be the one on top abovve other generations wwho havve tried
rule ovver wwith your owwn caste name as the head of your owwn lineage
dont fool for her wweb of lies uni
evvery wword she says is more poisonous than any arachnid could evver secrete
howw wwill i knoww you wwont use your powwers to drain my luck
your wwelcome
princess azula
My Dear Legion: I, Lexandros Luthorverse, have finally attained an omnipresent conciousness as well as a multiuniversal projection. I am, as a matetr of fact, in the minds of many creatures, from many plants, from vast universes, yet I am also here, speaking directly to you through a single channel, a minuscule task akin to the air particles that are blown away when one breathes. Do not be alarmed, for I do not plan to slave the very concept of sentience, nor make existance awareness cease to be. My schemes are much, MUCH bigger, but I digress.
What truly matters is that thanks to Meatwad and his rather genius idea of a taco eating contest, we were able to buyback the old headquarters from the Russian Mafia, Refrain from making deals with them ever again.
For now, start training and beautifying yourself. The Ultimate Contest of Mr. and Ms. Legion will be upon us very soon.
Luthorverse out.
Glad you're feeling better. 2021 will be your year for SURE! The tournament has definitely gone off the rails this year.
Anchovies have been ORDEEERED! Now, Spinel, tell us your secret! Tell Ziiiim.
Oh, very much so, Plankton. I've added a fail safe control device tucked in the back of the helmet, for manual override of all physical function! Using nanotechnology, you can control all at will! The only catch is that they must first INGEST the receptor. Disguise it in your chum foods and pitiful hyooooomans will be easily controlled! Just, eh... keep it away from spicy foods.
As sickening and terrible as always, over-muscled titan.
MISTER LEGION?!? This is my chance! My chance for glorryyyyy.
I don't need to, you have terri8le luck naturally
Oh I totally have it in the bag this year.
Mr and Mrs Leigon hmmmm what a glorious way to display my upcoming marriage... sign me up
I was a universe once...
I mean gigantic Kaiju roaming the earth restoring nature but if they are inferior to you I won't argue
I'll definately run for mr Legion
Hey monster! Join the Monster Society of Evil!
>But you do to a boy.
What? I already know I'm superior to a 10 year old! Without the powers of Shazam! he is nothing!
Hey! You're an alien. Show me your technology, little green man.
The contest will belong to Sivana!
There's talk of redoing the tournament as a whole in a couple of months! It's fucking hilarious! Every waifu a crown, every user a king!
Yesssss, Chamberlain shall enjoy this competition greatly!
Hmmmmmmmm
Glad to see nothing's changed, and thanks for noticing my superior genetics Insect boy.
Eh, you look different kid. And you're marrying yourself?
Thats a great idea Uni! The first one will open up soon then!
I don't care.
YOU too are a royal!? How would you feel about having a famous restaurant opening in your kingdom?
Brilliant Zim! Yes, that receptor is as good as done! No wonder your tallest praise you!
Ultimate Contest of Mr. Legion, hmm? Oh goody!
Poor Teridax... Let me guess, someone stole your omniscience?
What about a crazy genocide frisk who's yan for chara?
The very idea of creating a progeny is disgusting, let alone an entire vile family tree. I, Diavolo, require that I rule alone as emperor in the shadows, to share that with anyone else is anathema to my very being. Only the results matter, no matter the cause the world only remembers the effects, this is the truth that lies on the pinnacle of eternity. Only one can understand this truth and take control of fate, and that is I, DIAVOLO, and no son or ESPECIALLY DAUGHTER shall get in my way.
Or at least that's how it should be, if not for Bucciratti and his teams intervention.
Ha ha... who’s body do you think I’m using
That's what happens when you sell drugs to kids
Eh? Who are you, bald hideous Urth mummy? You will not have access to my superior Irken technology. HANDS OFF MY ROBOT BEE.
I'm sure somebody will wind up running a quick final round today or so. But a whole new tournament sounds good too. Maybe a Halloween tourney?
Of course they praise me! I am their finest invader, after all. I must say, your nautical technology is quite impressive. Who else helps you with your inventions?
Hey Ghidorah! Get ready to laugh! Get ready to laugh!
*shapeshifts*
RRRRREEEEEEEEE!
wwe wwill sea about that
*shakes dice in fist before uncurling his fingers to let the dice rolls*
*lands on 4*
((may have rolled a real d20 IRL for the sake of this and chose this result.))
fuckfuckFUCK
ngyes
a sea dwweller and vviolet blood
the highest anyone could be in our kind
i suppose a business wwith you wwill be good to help raise awwareness of our oceanic homes
wwhat is your restaurant called
you do havve some vvalid points
it is not like my kind wwould be allowwed to see the ones wwho gavve our dna
those wwho reach adulthood are also fated to servve under the heiress and her rule
I have done nothing wrong
Sounds fun! I myself probably can't participate though.
That's uh, kinda edgy.
At least you've calmed down now. You don't need to waste your energy on that fake tournament!
Oh then here goes!
Ahem.....
I'm actually NOT SPINEL!
>SHAPESHIFTING TIME!
*laughs in BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI* oh thanks I needed that fuck Godzilla ut back to planning my inevitable mr legion victory
“Zim’s PAK rings”
EPITAPH, show me what she'll turn into!
Oh thats dissapointing.
That..Just makes it WORSE
Nice seeing you, hope you enjoy the massive mental battle
HOW CAN THIS BE?
HMMMMMMM?
Eh?
>A telescreen slides out from the PAK
Yyyyello?
This day has more twists than a Vortian grease-pretzel. WHOOOOOO is this mysterious STRANGEEER?!
Actually it’s better as we share the same goal
Jeeze, eridan, i didnt expect you to try and actually prove me wrong
No, a Yan is an ultimately selfish creature.
Something stealing their love, especially from their own body, is nothing they can tolerate.
I am not a mummy, I am Dr. Thaddeus Bodog Sivana and I will take that bee by force if I have to! Come here you runt!
So, you have technology under the sea? How does that work at your size?
I don't even know who you are now!
“Whispers” Zim... oh thank god you answered. Listen I don’t know where I am but I’m tied to a chair in a mansion. I just managed to scoot over to the phone, and I need your help. There is a crazy edgelord version of me who’s trying to force me to marry him. Please Zim, if you have any concept of decency kill him and save me!
I hope she becomes something cute!
But she says she’s nice
Of course I'm correct, I've had an eternity to think my ideals over, also did you just try and prove someone with luck powers wrong by rolling dice?
Heh. Same here Diavolo. Lucky for me, Plankton are practically immortal!
Yea, I know they're impressive. Sometimes my computer wife Karen helps with the fine tuning of coding, but *I* do most of the work! Are you also an independent genius, Zim?
Oh yes! Trust me when so much awareness will spread! Hehe *ahem* I named it the Chum Bucket!
Oh, brother.
You remembered my name, heh you know before this whole dying thing I would have killed you for that
hey zim who's that on the phone?
its 8est to let him realize it himself, otherwise he might go on another murdering spree with a magic wand
shut up
you knoww any flarper holding or rolling anyone elses dice wwill no givve them the best results
wwith or wwithout luck or your powwers
i only havve your permission to roll your shitty bullshit die since you wwere the one wwho wwanted to see it
just because someone says it does not mean it is alwways true
they could be lying
and vvris is the master of it all
yes
a d20
and i knoww it has to be loaded in some wway because she is that of a fuckin cheat and she is proud of it
*chokes, then glares*
you named it WWHAT
It's Chara, the real one.
HEY CHARA! That bastard didn't steal any of my stone masks did he?
>Zorua's illusion wore off!
Seriously, did you guys forget that you bullied Spinel in the last thread? I doubt she'd wanna join the Legion after that. Also I apologize if my RP skills aren't very good.
na your skills are fine man
*INSERT CHAMBERLAIN IMAGE HERE*
Of course, makes sense that Spinel would not join legion
...Zorua is welcome to join, yes?
Please?
Its really quite simple, my dear Doctor, especially if you went to college! All you gotta do is waterproof whatever metal I can get my hands on, and just pick it up and put it where I see fit. Honestly, its really simple.
Well of course, Diavolo! Its just something co-workers remember, eh?
I concur, who is it Zim?
The Chum Bucket! Why, is there a problem here? Its quite simple to grasp.
shes almost as mentally broken as I, Diavolo, I just assumed she relapsed
I didn’t bully you little zorua.....
But why would anyone lie about being friends? That’s not nice...
There's a little girl sleeping in our fridge.
Eh? Who is this? Are you the pizza delivery? It'd better be FREE! Crazy edgelord whaaaaaAAAAAT? Now I recognize you! But if you're there, that must mean...
>he snaps to
YOOOOOOOU!
Ghidora! Plankton! That Chara is not one of us! They're no Legionaire, they're... uhh... NOT one. It's a SPY! Don't let them escape!
I assure you Kars, no masks were taken (100 masks were taken)
Yes, who is on the phone Zim?
(I lack images so imma just become a namefag so)
Don't listen to him, he just doesnt like me
Sounds great. Can't be worse than the last contest anyhow.
I just assumed Spinel was back to brag victoriously, honestly. But you're skills are fine lad, no worries.
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHIT TIME TO EXPLAIN
Oh... I’m on the phone... hmmmmm... I knew I should’ve used chains instead of rope
Guys have we forgotten that there's a fucking colony drop right above our base???
Meant to tag
Oh thank god that's a relief, so what's with this asshole?
I stopped it
lets just say that name of your restaurant holds an entirely different meaning among my people
sea dwwellers to be exact
like a derogatory term based on certain traits people havve like skin color or being able to breathe underwwater
if you open a restaurant wwith such a name i dont knoww wwho wwill get you first
evvery vviolet and fuchsia wwho will beat your microscopic ass to the ground you wwish your celluar structure wwould be smaller than wwhat you are
or the legislacorators wwho wwill sue the fuck out of you by the vvioletbloods to go in due process wwith the laww
legislacortors bein similar to attorneys lawyers or prosecutors on earth
there could be many reasons
some wwould try to use them to get wwhatevver they want be it materials or other greater motivves
to get killed is another
it is best to hold your guard first before seeing if they can be trusted
Well, to put it simply... Chara did not agree with the idea of our marriage... so, I left her in my mansion so that she could reevaluate her choices. She’ll come around to the idea, I assure you
No, I don't think we're in the Midwest. unless florida teleported somewhere
SAMMICH!
*A sandwich launches out of Gir's head hitting Char-a in the face.*
Oh 8oohoo eridan, let the pink horsecat thing have their fun
What the hell? I still don't know who you are!
>just pick it up and put it where I see fit
Incredible! You must be some sort of savant. Show me your greatest inventions, Chum Seller!
Must you shout every declaration you make?
this goes one of two ways you tell us where she is and maybe you'll walk free or we can beat you senseless forever and all time until you do what'll it be?
Perhaps fiendish Kara would like to be acquainted with Skeksil's gun, yes?
Hmmmmmmmm
and let her be used by the likes of you as a pawwn
you wwish
you are just using her naivvety to make you think you are swweet
she is a softer wwriggler than evven tavvros that you wwould be happy to take advvantage of
once she sees wwho you really are
she wwill have second thoughts on you
You're being awfully cocky for a powerless being trying to intimidate a room full of super villains.
>Knocks on your door.
Actually neither...
Oh Caaaaaaarl
Yes! How else would it be HEEEARD?
Well. Once you're NOT tied to a chair, could you, eh, check on our pizza delivery? More than 30 minutes and it's free. Zim hungerrrs.
Return her to the Legion! We need a useful child with hammerspace capabilities on our side. Even if she launches ships, explosives, and other debris to the Hall of Doom.
Good job, GIR. Fire more sandwichEEES!
Come in!
I'm a Pokemon!
Of course you didn't bully me. Except for maybe you, pink hair. You once said you'd murder me if I didn't get out of your sight!
Possibly. It's kinda fun tricking you guys though....
What is that thing!?!?
Surprise I’m back
>Enters in the Legion of Doom
NOPE!
*punches llama into space*
This is so tiring, I've been skipping past any dialogue that might cause a fight but I can't spam my ability, try and do your parts to keep things civil.
Maybe she just needs a friend. You were mean when you got here but I gave you a chance and we became friends!... And if not the happy camps are always open
I’ll be your friend spider lady. I know there’s a friend deep inside of you!
Hello friend, welcome to Legion of Doom!
Care to stay? Please?
What better opportunity to trick legion than to join legion, yes?
Hmmmmmmmmm
>BLAM
You know, it’s funny how many people try to get rid of me
“Teleports back”Oof
*car is already smashed*
not so easy
(not wasting an image)
>Looks at you quietly without a word. Opens up a transmission that was received by an unknown correspondent. The transmission says:
"Gordon"
assuredly he's talking to Gordon Freeman and is about to confirm Half Life 3. This is the only possible answer
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Aaaggg
...
Ok
...
Now I’m mad
>Furthers transmission:
Comissioner…
Gotham...
Batman and Joker, too...
>Slowly, the ground quakes and the floor shakes a bit. The Legion's base seems to be controlling on its own...or perhaps an even greater power
an electric shock from azula may havve been the other factor
you are too kind if you could make a friend out of trolls like us
just be shore you knoww wwhat you are doin
if you need any help
just tell me
GOD DAMMIT! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
WITH THE POWER OF MY STAND!
PROPANE NIGHTMARE!
*casual gravity beam*
Other than the snacks, can you provide two other reasons why I should genuinely help you rather than prank ya?
It's a demon! Let's fight it!
Now this is getting fun!
Alright then... you know what none of you are invited to my glorious wedding
“Breaths in”
NME!!!!
Let me out!
LET ME OOOOOOOUT!!!
Gordon!? No... it can't be... not HIM!
this thread is concerning, it feels like multiple people keep trying to bring up some cataclysmic or important event in an effort to get attention. You cant just layer this shit on top of each other, it degrades the overall quality of the thread
OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO!
[stand name: NME]
[stand user: Chara]
Ability: teleport over long distances
What's up, nerds?
oh here we go ag8in with the "tavros" crap ya ever think may8e he was just ASKIN for it?
thanks weird pink thing
>Slowly and casually, the android opens up to speak.
It's not Gordon. It's Ultron...
I prefer just being villains hanging out and talking about dumb shit
hah, trapped in the jail of g8y 8a8ies
Honestly same. We have other Legion of Doom threads, I'm sure some of the "important/cataclysm stuff" happening now can wait till next thread or something.
>The base automatically opens up and flies on ahead into Outer Space
>Go to 2:35 to see details if vid doesn't work
WHAT THE!? HOW DID YOU FIND ME!?
shit i forgot to put vriska back in my name thing fuck
those are mine
Try as you might you will never find Chara and I, our wedding will happen on it’s expected date... and it will be glorious!
Farewell!
“Teleports away”
I'm surprised by how many threads you guys have been getting away with recently.
I can see that but give them time most will calm down by next thread or get bored and not come back
>Now, the Legion of Doom is orbiting in Space
Kars...
Rock salts...
Never mind. It looks kinda scary outside. I'mma stay put.
Ya'll best calm the fuck down or I'm resetting everything that happened here, I'll status quo the shit out of this thread and bring us back to the barn
Are you Joe?
i may not havve been in that campaign since you wwould not alloww me in anymore
but evven i knoww wwhat you did was fuckin disgusting
i wwould nevver sink loww during games like that
no matter wwho i wwould be playing wwith
Please do. Now I’m getting weirded out...
(Seconded)
I mean there aren’t any rules on Yea Forums about role playing so...
BEWARE LEGION! THE NEXT BIG EVENT IS ME!
I'M GONNA COME ON ALL OF YOUR THINGS
HERE I GO!!!!!!!
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>dies
Who is this clown?
Who -was-.
Someone clean that mess up! Yes, including the sticky body they left behind.
See, this is why you don't drink ocean water.
so what, you think you're any 8etter? I know what you did to the others with that "science stick" you had, took a chainsaw to stop you, didn't it?
Ha! Chum, a derogatory term? Thats real silly; where are from? Atlantis? If its such a big issue, then sure. I'll change the name in your place.
You flatter me Doctor! Right now I'm perfecting my greatest achievement: A mind control bucket helmet! So far Zim here helped with adding fail safe to override a victim's physical functions.
Neat robot. Who's is it?
Very much in agreement. One crisis at a time, if any at all. It's been too hectic lately. We'd be better off with a straightforward "bad guys shooting the shit" meeting.
considering making a new thread soon for that purpose
Just don't make it too soon. We shouldn't be too frequent all the time, lest we incur the ire of the jannies.
alternia is the name of my home
good
i hope to see a different name that doesnt piss me or other sea dwwellers off
it is a wwand
and wwhere do i evven begin wwith your dream bubble selvves and do you dare make me mention about the epilogue
dubious authenticity or not
wwould you really take pride in wwhat happened betwween you and gam
I mostly try to ignore all the catalystic and overpowered bullshit that happens here to continue on with bad guys doing evil shit and being pricks to each other.
Were you here for that war with Japan shit? That was fucking tiring.
fuck the jannies I have doomsday devices
Surely performing Pranks by self is limiting, yes?
Assistance with creating grander jests would be much appreciated?
And being member of legion, perhaps Chamberlain shall give Zorua great gift, yes?
yeah this kind of stuff has gone too far
Oh please eridan, we both know this is a doomed timeline that went wayyyyyy far from whatever the hell that was.
(I agree, it’s gone too far. But I still had a story planned... so I’m postponing the wedding crashers thing until I can figure out a way to make it a fun adventure that everyone can enjoy)
If these events are what's going to happen in the Legion every meeting, the maybe I'll stick to pranks. Your reward thing however, sounds interesting! What is it?
I suggest maybe moving to the Watchtower thread before making a new one so the janitors don't throw a temper tantrum.
I wasn't. I kinda popped in only a couple weeks back. Some other Zim was here before I was, dunno what happened to em.
Good call. I'll try that from now on, too. I just don't want it getting OVERWHELMINGLY autistic in here sometimes. Just the regular amount.
Just be careful not to pile on too many story things, user. Sometimes it's good to just goof off for a couple threads.
So... ehh... when is that pizza gonna get here?
so are you one of the vvris that got closed to a certain peixes
only to be rejected by her before the big battle as she joins another vvris
or the one wwho wwill nevver havve closure on if you and the ghost army had beaten lord english
(Yeah that’s why I postponed it)
(Also sorry about not using redacted text, my computer is being weird about that)
Fine, fine, you royal baby. I'll think of something.
Yea, its been hectic to say the least.
try crtl+s, user
Surely Zorua must see this is exception and not rule!
Most of time it is only wolverine!
And Chamberlain's gift? It is surprise, yes?
Hopefully soon, yes?
actually hold up the thread calmed down on its own, I think we only needed to point out the problem for it to stop
Drinking ocean water was what he did best, and payed the price for it as well.
Oh? We ordered pizza? Is a holographic one coming?
Is pizza for before or after Phase Two?
I'm good with both. I just need time to make some drinks.
Hell if I know, I've been unconscious for most of it.
can't wait to school you all in the Mr Legion contest especially the singing portion
Hey is anyone particularly attached to their Soul Essence? Show of hands?
It's for science. Seriously.
*raises head*
Ah can you see souls like me? You cant have a stand yourself, your soul is far too faint for that.
Chamberlain is *VERY* attached to essence
Hmmmmmmm
I'm sorry Ghidora, but I may be the best singer here. Have you heard of my song to my wife on our anniversary?
*Raises hand*
i ain't getting paid enough to have to listen to that sorry ass excuse you call singing
I was in a death loop with Steven for a whole month, I've learned how to sing by proxy
It better be! I ordered that, like... an hour ago. Maybe Black Manta went to pick it up.
Holographic pizza? Noooo, it's REAL pizza. The cheesy stuff! Urth cheese is DELICIOUS, but dangerous!
Before! Phase Two is simply too, ehh, INCOMPREHENSIBLY devious to get into right now. Much planning to be done. Shoo now, goblin, don't ask Zim any more questions about Phase Two.
I've already tasked GIR with writing my song, Ghidora. You cannot win against MEEEE!
Not sure if I have a soul, but go ahead plague-doctor
Note to self: Attendees might require "persuasion" for future experiments.
Aight, just checking. I'm gonna go make those drinks for when the pizza gets here.
there is no phase two is there, zim
Ah that might be because of some of the experiments i did on them….while they where asleep
I have three heads I got free backup singers along with natural skillz just you wait
and all 3 heads sound like ass.
I just hope the pizza is delivery and not DiGIORNO GIOVANNA YOU PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEE
I've already got an album/mixtape out get on my level Ghidorah
B-but holographic is my favorite!
What an odd fellow. Who invited you, bag-o'-bones?
And I can build the perfect singers AND autotune device. May the best creature win!
“Crashes through window still tied up”
I’m a pretty good singer.
i'll save the surprise for the contest
Uh oh, we're hitting limits that shouldn't be possible. The teleprompter's off.
Just gonna have to... put in the name here- there we go.
Oh sweet. I wasn't expecting someone to be up for donating like that. Once the new Distiller is ready to go I'll hit you up.
I'd be mad about that if not for your incredibly perfect smile.
Look at positives, it is now free!
Perhaps friend Diavolo Is much too overcome by hatred of Giorno, yes?
Hmmmmmmmm
There's a lot of talk about this Giorno guy. What can he do again? All that's showing in my notes is "Anything".
Also he seems to be incredibly handsome.
Is he still susceptible to explosives?
THERE IS A PHASE TWO! THERE IS! It's just... TOO COMPLEX for you to understand at this time. Too ingeNIOUS!!
Kevin can't even hold a tune, Ghidora, just LOOK AT HIM.
What does it *taste* like?
It had better be. Not that I was gonna pay for it anyway!
Hey Chamberlain... mind untying me?
SHIT TALK KEVIN AT YOUR OWN RISK I FUCKING DARE YOU HE IS SPECIAL AND HE IS GREAT AND YOU WILL RESPECT HIM
I have no idea what you're talking about Chamberlain
GIORNOS ABILITY IS BEING THE WORST THING TO EVER CURSE THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, HE IS THE SALT THAT SCARS THE EARTH, and his ability is to reset anything to "zero", ANYTHING, evem abstract concepts like "truth".
alrighty then.
oh please, ive used doomsday devices as joke-presents 8efore, try me.
*Insert Zorua image here*
I'll think about it ok? I need to go, for now, uh bye bye!
Friend Diavolo, Chamberlain believes we need to talk
HmmmmMMMMmmmm
This is an Intervention
It-it tastes like, uh, you know...
Food. I don't know what your asking of me. Its just like any other food item.
Who said that!?
>Looks up
Oh, hey kid.
Oh yes, let Chamberlain just...
*Cuts open roap with his sword*
There, friend Chara is freed
>reset anything to "zero"
I'm pretty sure I have something in my lab that can do that. Wouldn't advise using it though. The test group didn't handle it very well.
Are you counting your food with "any other"? That Chum Burger killed that guy I had eat.
“Being hung up by binds”
Hey Plankton, how’s it hanging
BUT CAN HE SING?! Can he sing as well as ZIIIIIIIM?
Once, I drowned a large portion of Urth with a water balloon to prove a point. Can your "doomsday" device do that? HMMMMM?!?
Food tastes different from other food. Have you eaten real food? Want an Irken snackstick?
Thanks, those ropes were seriously tight
I'll have you know dozens of people regularly die from heart disease or whatever! You can't prove anything!
Pretty good so far. What happened to you?
Y-you mean it!? Sure! I'll have some "food"-stick!
I am perfectly sane Chamberlain
Well I escaped a traumatic experience for now by doing the worm
More that I don't want to prove it. I'd have to dig that guy up to get at his last meal.
Feel free to head over to the Watchtower thread if you guys want to shitpost with images.
I dunno Diavolo, you clearly need some form of coping mechanism whenever "he" gets mentioned.
Huh. Fascinating. Welp, at at least your back with us!
Good. He probably died from a food allergy, the whelp.
I am as calm as ever Plankton, I have no idea what you're referring to
YOU DON'T EVEN COMPARE TO MY SPECIAL BOY
It's not delivery!
It's- No seriously, should I just heat up this Digiorno now, guys? I'm hungry.
*Ahem* Giorno Giovanna
H̶͉̮͎̪͔͉̠̣̪̣̿̇̄́̈́͌̓͊͂̃̓̈́̇͠͠Ą̸̡̛͓͈̮͗̒̈͠͠͝ͅ ̸̠͕͎̈͗͜H̶͉͈́̈͑͗̚A̴̧̡̠̪̫̺̹̤̘̦͙̫̮̿͗̀͐́̊̀̕͜͠͝ ̸͓̍̓͝F̶̡̢̢̨̡͈̝̦̻̌̈́̒Ù̵̼̩͈͉̼̭̞̟͍̂N̴̢̛̰̫͉̯̬̥̱̤̏̾̃̐͐̍̈͗̄͜͠N̸̨͖̗̮͔͚̳̮̫̭͍̻̒͑̽͋̃̄̔̊̕͜ͅY̶̨̻͙̳̥̠͐͊̄͐͘ ̴̦̹̄͌̈̇̄̍̊J̷̬́̋̐͐̆̽̕O̵͕̖͔̍̀͆͆̌̏́̊̆͐͊͘͝K̶͎̆̀͒̒̽̒͝Ȩ̴̛͉͇̖̝͔̹̪̗̖̰͌̇̏̍͐͑͗͗͒̊͂̀̕͜͜͠ ̸̮̗̼͕̎̏̎̑̋́G̸̛̯̀̀̄̉̿̌̈͘̚͠Ų̴̨͎͈̘̞̭̤̗̬͇̗̭͚̾̑̂́̈̊Ỹ̵̨͙͍̩̘͓͎͕͇̹̹̙̗͈̊́͒ͅS̵̺̩͖̺͇̝̤͛ ̶̡̥͇̳̝͙̥̻̣̜̜̣͚̏̾̈́͛̓̓͜ͅI̴̪̟̣͗͐̑S̷̡͖͚̫̭͐̀̈̌̿͊̈͋̓̈́̚̚̚͝͠Ń̵̗͓̺̇̆̈́̔͛͆́́͗̃̂͒T̴̖͎̙̯̯͕̠̰͚͇͎͂̈͒̂̌̈́̚͘ ̴̦̻̼̙̣̠̇͘͘T̴̛͎̣͓̔͊͗̋͐̾̉̕̕Ḩ̸̙̬̬̘͈̈́͒I̸̩̙̣͈̱͗̀̑́̌͒̿̓͊̕̕̕͠͝ͅŚ̴̡̺͈̈́͊ ̶̧̢̧̡͉͇͇̤̤͈̪̠̳͆̌͛̓̿́̾͆͂̇͜͝͝͝F̶̧͙̣̮͇͕͔͎̟̜͓̞̣̃̈̔̉̑͌̑̕͜͝͝ͅÛ̶̝̹̭͍͚̽́̊̿͌̈̋͆̆̆̕N̵̨͂́̃̉͂͗̑̏ͅ
Is that a yes on the pizza? I think the delivery guy's late.
I dont need to build a doomsday device for that, i know a fish girl who could do that easily
Chamberlain is making point, Diavolo
You need help.
Yes?
>King Crimson fucking annihilates the oven
NO
Diavolo, pleae, Chamberlain only wishes beat for friend, listen to reason! Please?
Diavolo needs help, therapy, yes?
This wouldn't be as big a problem if we didn't kill every repair main we bring in to fix the stuff we break in anger.
See Diavolo? I'm genuinely worried for you.
Chamberlain's point still stands.
even I'm not this obsessed with godzilla man
GENTLEMEN!
According to the data my spies sent me the Watchtower as it stands: is a den of hedonistic pleasures and flowing degeneracy.
The questions stands.
Are we so different after all?
yeah
That depends.
Does their delivery guy show up on-time?
What kind of idiotic question is that?
Of course we are. Most of us are college graduates.
SONO PERFETTAMENTE FINE, SCOPATA
please we're your friends we just want you to get better you're making kevin cry man
C'mon, co-worker. Pull yourself together! You're a Legionnaire of Doom, are you not? That means you've got all of us to crush that little worm! You have nothing to snap at!
Of COURSE we are! We aren't "nice."
>before Diavolo can formulate a response his head simply, rolls off
>after a brief gush of blood from the neck which now connects to nothing, the corpse and blood disappear, whisked away to another death.
Well since he's not gonna own up to it himself, all in favor of Diavolo paying for the broken oven?
*Sigh* Oh brother.
I
Do you have any "food"-sticks, Zim? I'm curious what those are!
Well, meeting has been amusing yes?
Shame that dear friend Diavolo Is suffering through so much
Chamberlain must now make his leave
Chamberlain might miss next meeting, but legion shall have chance to meet Skektek, the scientist, instead!
Hmmmmmmmmm
Farewell Chamberlain! A real shame you're missing the next meeting. Though I'm interested in seeing a scientist from Skeksis!
Yes, yes. I have PLENTY!
>a spider-like arm sprouts from the PAK and offers a rectangular stick of some synthetic junk food product
So long, Chamberlain. UNTIL WE NEXT MEEEEET!
So, what do I do? Do stick this in my mouth or something?
thats what she said
Oh haha, wise girl. I'd like to see you try and eat alien sticks!
Yes, and then you chew it and digest it into your squeedlyspooch.
Oh-alright simple enou-
Squeedlyspooch? Y'know, its probably some alien organ. Whats the worse that could happen?
>Bites snackstick