Edgelords

>being an inhibited fuck

People don’t have to be inhibited to not be total freaks. At least, I hope. I’m not totally sure on that.

I did notice a revival in comics but there's been as much of a pushback since, for as much as it hasn't repeated some of the errors from the past (bask too much in the edge that you lose sight of reality), it's still too forced to be truly entertaining. Batman Who Finds Delight In Humor and Absolute Garbage might be good sellers, but most are in for the ride just to see how the antagonists get fucked, not because the edgelords "are cool".

>David Hopkins
Yeah, that one.

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I always wanted to make an unapologetically edgy webcomic but would there be any relevant place to post it where it wouldn't get instabaleeted?

Yes. Your own website, which you can purchase and set up for less than $60 a year (unless you get too creative with the domain).

No one would find me there though, web 1.0 is dead

>garth Ennis
you genuine faggot

No, no, I got one.

Scribblekid.
Yeah, the Chugworth Academy guy. Maybe he had a brain tumor, but have you guys SEEN USAngel Corps?

I'm a veteran of a thousand psychic wars, I lived through Phantastique, Sickdeathfiend, and Nekromantic, and I still needed the brain bleach after that one.

Pal, lots of great web comics have their own site. Just post your stuff there and promote on Twitter and Instagram... If your edgy content is violent then Twitter is your route (while setting your profile accordingly), while Instagram is very vanilla and won't let you post that.
However, if by edge you mean something outright offensive, well, you know from the start that most people aren't gonna like it, so bear that in mind and find a proper way to promote what you're doing.
But the website is where you start, that's the space you lease for your own endeavor, and that's only "web 1.0" if you keep that mindset while crafting it.

I love David Hopkins. How many webcomics die out within a few weeks of their creation? A year? David Hopkins drew Jack for SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS. That's SIXTEEN fucking years while being mocked and criticized over his poor art that grows on you and his edgy as fuck writing. And you know what? IT WASN'T HIS FIRST WEBCOMIC EITHER. This crazy mother fucker drew Rework the Dead 1 AND 2 - and from the look of them both, his only drawing tool with MSPaint. Edgelord? Yes! But the dude was a goddamn TANK before the SJWs tried to take him down and he had to lawyer up. How can you not respect that?

What did they try to cancel him for?

>implying you're not doing both

The dude has a rape kink, you may have noticed his OC is the world's best and most prolific serial rapist and was such a good scumbag Satan recruited him to represent the sin of Lust. One of his ex-girlfriends called one of those radio sex help hotlines and talked about him, about how he creeped her out sometimes. Just so we're clear they were always roleplaying rape but his fixation on the kink creeped out her. Anyone once some foodstamp loser SJW got a whiff of that and saw that Jack was filled to the gills with rape and shit they tried to bully him off the internet and accused him of being a predator. I think he was also accused of masturbating on stream for someone too 'against their will' or something?

Anyway, unlike a lot of dumbasses that cave under SJW bullying he lawyered the fuck up. Everything passed over but eventually he took down Jack's website and put up an archive of it along with all the extras.

Really now? JACK is full of offensive subjects, plus Hopkins draws a lot of struggle snuggle

So basically some fakeass #MeeToo accusation?
Yes but it's not illegal to draw rape.

>it's not illegal
I don't think SJWs care

Yes but you need something more tangible before lawyers come into the equation

You don't, it's called defamation or libel.

She never accused Jack of harming her personally but said that he harmed others either from masturbating for that one girl (who I suppose God Himself prevent her from simply closing her browsers window if she had a problem with it) or his drawn art, which apparently emboldens misogynists and rapists and is full of rape apology or whatever. Yes, but before the #MeToo movement. This was years ago so my memory is fuzzy about it. She had a long running hate blog of Jack going for a while and even drew some art.

In any case David lawyered up, got off the net for a while to avoid making a fool of himself, and had personal support from his friends and strangers. I may not be remembering this correctly but apparently his lawyer either contacted her directly or got the cop's in her city to contact her for him and basically told her to stop harassing him or else. She fucked off but not before complaining about how the system was against her or whatever and that David was abusing his power and people's trust. I called her a 'foodstamps' loser SJW - in her blog she did mention being on foodstamps. A think the simple threat of a case was enough to scare her off.

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It's funny, but the SJW as hell Shmorky was hashtag metooed as well, also over raping someone over the phone.
When will the phone rape stop?

What's the deal with fennah, anyway? All of their animations look uncanny af, and have shitton of unnatural movement. Why do people actually watch that shit?

And as good as Immortal Hulk is, I can’t help but feel it’s ultimately adding fuel to the fire. You got the Hulk having his organs torn out and skin ripped off every issue,

The fuck is this shit

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The wiki for this shit is a fucking mess

Kind of but not really. I think the main difference here is that, despite being pretty clearly horror focused, there's a strong divide between the senseless violence and terror in other titles and the way Ewing steers the plot towards a positive force, and the greatest evil is actually a very abstract manifestation of uncreative thought. Kinda like saying, "in this book, we're actually fighting against the edginess".
And of course the body horror is meant to shock, but I think there's a strong difference between that, and this.

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>helped start WWI
What did she shoot Ferdinand?

US Angel Corps really wasnt that bad. No scat, no horrific proportions, the faces usually stayed intact, and the gore was cartoony and not overly detailed.
Japan shits out way worse stuff regularly. USAC was made to be fapped to. Hell Season and its ilk were made for shock value.

Nah, that was another guy.

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Would you redpill me on whatever this is supposed to be?

>immortal and over 7 billion years old
>hat made from the skin of Jack the Ripper victims
>"insane" and "kills on a whim"
>is also Loki from norse mythos
>speaks every language, even dead ones

I just can't.

TheVisitorBlack

I mean for sure he succeeds in making them creepy, with their constant spastic movements and haphazard uncanniness. But then there's the layer of pubertal overindulgence in theatralics and tackiness which makes it absolutely unbearable if you haven't lubed up properly. Some school as vivziepop just completely unrestrained.
I watch it because it's so fucking bizarre but I'd expect his audience to mainly be edgy 16-year old kids who still haven't developed an aversion towards such blatant disingenuity.

I have no fucking idea, I just googled "Lucy Lacemaker" and came across this abominable collection of donut steels.

satellite-city.fandom.com/wiki/Satellite_City_Wiki

>Helped start WW1
>Tried to stop WW2

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The most baffling thing in this image is Franz driving the car.

the furrys massive cock is just behind his leg, I can tell

>MAMA MIA! IS THIS HOWA YOU GONNA DO ME, LUIGI!?

It made me queasy. Come on, it's pedo-necrophiliac snuff porn about murdering schoolgirl-age spies and rubberising their corpses so you can fuck them in the bulletholes.

Then again, Scribblekid did used to run that interactive CP site, maybe he had a brain tumor for the time he did Chugworth, then had it removed and went back to "normal".

I saw this thing in nostalgia critics video and god I wish I hadn't.

The Tumor was called money.
You can still get the gore stuff if the price is right

Dude what the fuck is this shit.

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>it's pedo-necrophiliac snuff porn about murdering schoolgirl-age spies and rubberising their corpses so you can fuck them in the bulletholes.
How does anyone defend this?
And before the witches start screeching, no, I don't want it banned or "censored", I'm just wondering who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to.

All hail the return of Enoby

>pedo-necrophiliac snuff porn about murdering schoolgirl-age spies
Every single girl was 18 or older.
I'm standing by my statement, there's WAY worse shit out there. If that made you queasy Mai Chan's Daily Life would traumatize you.

So she likes to drink ocean water?

Vivzie is at least watchable, this shit is just annoying to look at.

What kills me is the random taijitu

I recognize some of that "realistic but freaky" art from searching for spooky anime pictures over a decade ago. I simply assumed it was some edgy vorefag's fursona and moved on. Seeing this weird shit now feels kinda strange.

For some reason the age made me cringe more than anything else

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First let's agree what we're talking about OP. What do you think edge is, and is it a good or bad thing?

I've seen Yea Forums describe anything even slightly more violent than Steven Universe as "edgelord cringe" before.

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Not the OP, but I think "edginess" has a lot to do with the context.
Edgy IS when Scooby Doo and the gang are asked to solve the case of a serial rapist.
Edgy is NOT when Batman has to solve the case of a serial rapist.
Edgy IS when Batman catches said rapist molesting a dog.
Edgy is NOT when John Wick shoots a serial rapist for molesting his dog.
Edgy IS The Unfunnies, the whole comic, in its entirety.

>they can eat each other
>but also they'er immortal and can reform at will

Imagine focusing so hard on making your OC/species cool, you don't stop and look at what you created to see if it even makes sense in its own universe.

dweebs who devote their lives to this kind of worldbuilding are unironically hilarious. They're such tryhards they can't even see how overdone all their shit is and that most of what they write doesn't even make sense in-universe.

>who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to
How did the internet collectively forget that gurofags existed?

Between the decline of the Overchans and the death of Gurochan, Yea Forums has become much more insulated against degeneracy of the past.

Something's going on that I'm not sure I like. I USED to like Nostalgia Critic before he brought on his little crew (don't care that Malcolm is allegedly a furry, and I'm also black, so that;s not an issue) and his reviews became a backdrop to really shitty and unnecessary skits. Fennah has started teaming up with him, and I LIKE Fennah...I feel that this little joint venture with Doug can only cheapen him. If you play with something that has become shit, you're only going to known as "that guy who played with shit". You won't become anything greater than what you were before you picked up that turd. I wonder why Doug chose to do this instead of doing what his old fans want: get rid of the lame-ass skits (sorry, means Mal and Tamara are no longer needed as well), and just do humorous reviews. His old review of Sidekicks, The Secret Of Nimh 2, or Ferngully 2 were better than ANYTHING he did in the last 2 seasons. It's like he feels cutting down lame PG entertainment movies is now beneath him, but doing pathetic, high school-level cosplay skits is somehow elevating him. I hope Fennah doesn't let him take the lead on this venture. I'd rather have commentary from Lucy and Dalton rather than Malcolm and Tamara.

Gurochans back
CIA needs their little probe

>ctrl+f
>no emily youcis
Sad!

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how the fuck has shadman not been placed on the sex offender registry? He did pictures of the x-23 actress and someone got arrested for those simpsons porn comics

What the hell are those things

Living in buttfuck nowhere in Europe helps

you sure about that champ? Being in europe and not america is probably likely to get you arrested for lewds like his garbage

Depends on where you are

>Hopkins, without a doubt.

>Write grand overarching story about love, hate, good and evil
>One of the most emphatic themes is how pathetic and self-defeating evil really is, and how strong good
>One of the most important recurring stories concerns escape from Hell itself, and how it is possible for everybody
>At one point the almighty God herself takes the protagonist aside to apologize to her for how badly things have gone wrong, and to tell her it will all turn out alright in the end

SO edgy.

He's in California.
He had to skedaddle from his home country of Switzerland for legal trouble.
How much do you think it would cost to mail him back?

Rock on.

Ha! Even my pathetic evil OC is not this wannabe.

Shadman is Swiss?
Huh.

I am more of a DeStijl guy...

murr1ogic

He's half something American, I heard Creole but that's probably wrong.
He is pretty white for a Swiss

edge > diversity
although I prefer extreme over everything

Too bad she became a nazi before finishing her magnum opus.

>Shadman
Didn't he pass away recently

only his love for loli

Guro is a sort of obscure fetish if you aren't in the know especially now that Mai-chan isn't memed all that much anymore.

>a generation of weebs not knowing IT'S AAAAALLLLRRRIIIIIIGHT
What next, cats not being fine too?

This is what happens when you let your kids grows up on Alice and the Wonderland and Tim Burton movies.

Sounds pretty good when put like that.

>David Hopkins drew Jack for SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS.
Amazing that he been drawing for so long and hasn't managed to make a single decent comic.
>How can you not respect that?
Churning out lots of trash isn't very respectable.

Though they have heard of Emergence.

Though ShindoL is no Waita Uziga.

She's hardly the worst, but Vivzie has gotta register.

A skull is usually white.

There IS of course the little matter of 'The Screaming Barrel'.
There is also the less-known 'Cliff'.

'Cliff' is undead revenge/ murder porn of the lowest grade.

What have you ever done? Because in my experience, 'churning out' a webcomic is fucking hard. Especially if you get not a goddamn thing in return (well, he's on Patreon now, but last month he refunded everybody because he felt he had not done enough.)

Kek

I prefer characters who live in a fucked up world, but strive to become better people and maybe, just maybe, make it less of a shithole.

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>dweebs who devote their lives to this kind of worldbuilding are unironically hilarious.

It's tragic.

Basically it's them saying they would rather be anything else than what they are.

bump

>not decapitating your enemies

>What have you ever done?
Not churned out or defended a pile of garbage.

On how many antidepressant pills is the creator of this abomination on?

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>Mfw Fennah’s abhorrent creation is finally getting some attention.
I’ve been waiting so long for someone to talk about this dude’s shit, his stuff is way to obscure to find anything about it past his own fanbase. I’d kill for someone smarter than me to thoroughly analyze Satalite City under a critical lense. 20 minute essay breaking down each of the shows individual flaws other than “ow the edge” when?

My biggest criticism is that the character’s movements are mostly just them flailing around without any real purpose or choreography, that and the disorientating camera that snap zooms and locks onto a character’s head while their spazzing. What’s some other genuine critiques Yea Forums can give without going “its just edgy”? I’m very interested in hearing people thoughts on the writing?

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MARIO NO!!!

>cringey artist turned cringey alt-righter
yawn
Alfreds Playhouse was a masterpiece tho.

literally how a vivzie abomination would look in 3D

This shit feels surreal.
It's like i'm having a fever dream.

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I have no idea how to describe the concept of Nostalgia Critic and some kind of furry teaming up to make a parody of Pink Floyd's "The Wall".

Hell, I don't even know if I could tell myself ten years ago that would be a thing. And I was well aware of NC, furries, and Pink Floyd then. So I guess it would just be like Mad Libs to me.

The guy who drew it hated it but thought it was good money and has since mostly just made vanilla romantic porn?

>ctrl-f Frank Miller
>no result

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I am one of the few 4channelers who actually likes the writing. It's a twisted british sitcom.

You're thinking of Chimerasynx which is very much an edgy vorefag's creation.

Why would a 7 billion year old anything give a shit about 20th century politics enough to both start WWI and prevent WW2

Actually, that was Katie, his wife, back when they were dating who called Loveline, which used to be a rather popular radio show. Some SJW-blog dedicated to hating Hopkins because of the rape material(in a comic about hell) found the old tape, and decided that Katie must be some Stockholm syndrome victim. I liked their edit for the pasta page, but the entire blog was mostly pearl-clutching about how "If he writes about X, he most LOVE X!!!!" even though X is never portrayed in a positive light.

The second bit is what got Jack taken offline for a while(but not what caused Jack to lose the old webhost, I think that was some personal drama). Some known liar and attention whore claimed to contact him about some stuff in her past and he suddenly made fun of her for getting raped? Usual #MeToo shit happened, he lawyered up, and I think the entire case got dropped due to a lack of evidence and the accuser being unwilling to testify in court or something.

The website going down was a new thing AFTER the second bit. Given he and the hosts have been good friends for a long time, I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with that since they know him. I'm guessing the haters tried to DDOS him to death and the hosts didn't wanna foot the bill or something.

Did a storytime of selected bits of Jack a while back on /trash/, got a surprising amount of positive responses.

Based Duckman poster.

Honestly as much as I hate some of Miller's shit I doubt any professionals belong in the High Council of Edge. Same with the likes of Ennis, Mark Millar and Alan Moore. They're at least capable of holding back enough spergery and their works are polished enough to get a distributor, which is far more than could be said for the guys behind Jack or Goblins. Also most of them have made at least one thing that is actually good.

>their works are polished enough to get a distributor
What a strange metric for quality.

Do you notice how the wiki is like, excessively detailed and yet doesn't actually cite any specific YouTube videos for all the lore it refers to? My theory is that the guy himself created the wiki, and I'm almost positive this is the case. Look how few comments there are. The guy doesn't have the level of notability from other people for this level of exhaustive lore cataloguing. He wrote his own wiki and filled it with his edgy backstory for his horrible CGI creations.

Ahhhh the memories of storytiming The Unfunnies and The Screaming Barrel. There's nothing like suffering in group

"What was that?!" "Videogames" and "Who's ready for FLAVORTOWN?" were my two favorite Jack edits from the storytime.

It doesn't mean they're good, it means they're polished, it means that some cunt with a lot of cash took a glimpse and thought "this could make money". Publishers put out plenty of shit but you'd never see an omnibus of Chugworth get published.

Millar isn't the Queen of Edge after Nemesis?

ANYWAY. A new challenger appears!
archive.org/details/bioapocalypse

Bonus points for actually being written by a bored sixth grader in class, as opposed to just being written like one.

Murrlogic's not really edgy, especially compared to Hopkins or Fennah. He's just odd.

>releasing your inhibitions means being edgy
only if you're damaged mentally

Thanks. My memory was hazy. I was in that thread on /trash/. Good times.

I am into some truly heinous, abstract shit. Pic related.

But even I do not have words for this bull shit. What is this?

Can someone that’s a full blood furry explain this to me? What even is this?

Seriously- what’s the actual “definitive name” of what subgenre of madness this is???

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Your giving them too much credit. It isnt some arcane obscure subculture you dont know about. It is just someone a little to obsesed with tim burton and snowflakism.

Also I really like the image. the contrast between the stoic, unawres knight and the abstract contraption behind him is really evocative.

>it means that some cunt with a lot of cash took a glimpse and thought "this could make money"
So complete random chance?

You got any links to his shit? I always enjoy an edge fest.

>*tap tap* guess whoooo?
>Fuck off, N'wrtli-git'n.
>That's not how you say my name~
>Nobody can pronounce your name, now fuck off.
>You're no fun!
>And you're an incomprehensible abomination. Now kindly hit the road, or yawning star rift, or whatever it is you travel, I'm watching for Saxons.

Here's the entire archive he posted.
dropbox.com/s/tbtcr67tr4aaf0w/Jack Complete (1.0).rar?dl=0

Oh, and if you wanna see Screaming Barrel or any other work he's done, most of it except his pre-Jack stuff is on his FA account. Rework the Dead is terrible garbage and it's here: vitenka.com/Rtd1/ The only thing I can't find of his is the Bad Security thing he did with Drip raping that female Pikachu-woman. I'm pretty sure Hopkins has done his best to scrub that one from the internet.

The edgy backstory is what kills it.

The surreal nature of concept and the great animation all for just sitcom skits is really addicting.

I hate that it seems to be getting to the actual plot now. Just knowing there is a planet-destroyer with a cohort of creepypasta reject minions doing absolutely nothing while the “protagonists” also do nothing except be assholes to each other because they all have such long lives that a million years from now is “happening right now” is like a joke straight out of Red Dwarf.

Like British Aquateen Hunger Force.

Thanks bruv. I dont think something has to be necissarily GOOD to actualy enjoy it. In fact, if its up the butt fucked its usualy very entertaining to read it in from a meta level and just revel in its absurdity. I dont get the point why some people want to run people like this, or sonichu off the internet, they are not just lolcows, they are genuine pieces of entertainment and interest

kek.

>Oh.... You mind If I sit with you Aethelbert?
>*Huuh* FINE. As long as you keep a lookout for those perfidious Saxons on our shores...
>Thanks pal!
>...Wait did you just call me Aethelbert?
>Yah, accedentily droped the zeitlith. Its now the 13th century and YOUR an Anglo Saxon now.
>You see, this is why we leave you at the chapel when we go out for patrols N'wrtlÆ-git'n.
>Hey you almost pronounced it wright that time!
>I got a lot of practice over the 700 years you just skipped pal.
>Oh neat. Hey, how come you never shit your pants and diometricaly implode when I'm around you?
>God and the belief in the supremacy of faith over the impermanence and fallibility of pure reason.
>Neat.

>Yea Forums‘s legacy is a mass shooter that has the worst kill/shot ratio in history
Yes

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Jack is pretty good, and has a pretty good message, it's not that edgy aside the school shooting.

Eh, Musical Holes was kinda edgy, but I agree otherwise.

honestly the best Jack comic is the school shooting one

>What’s some other genuine critiques Yea Forums can give without going “its just edgy”? I’m very interested in hearing people thoughts on the writing?
Pretty dismal. I haven't rewatched it recently but the first time through I remember a part where two of the older, human shaped ones are having a scene the hardass one is getting angry at the laidback one for reading a book, because well duh, they're on Earth specifically to kill all humans, letting one of your agents sit around and appreciate their culture is weird. I'm not going to brag about this because I didn't end up doing it, but even as I was watching it I was coming up with ways to actually do that scene proper, with depth and humanity this time. Whether I could have or not is irrelevant, I only get that reaction when I'm reading something terrible that's pure wasted potential.

>Self-Insert M'n cannot act for shit, which is to be expected, but he's quiet. And he slurs.
>the animation is bad but not in a way you'd expect- if you see still or renders the designs are either impressive or utterly terrifying, but they're blurry or something in motion. My favorite scene there is one where Lucy (scariest one, fucking teeth) bounces off MC-kun and the blurriness makes it look like he's weirdly humiliated by an adorable CGI kitten jumping on him
>all the characters are millions of years old, murdered billions, pure evil. In setting, they're presumably supposed to be taken seriously, as I think they DID end up killing all the humans?? Anyhow when I dropped off they just introduced a character all the others were afraid of, but Le Slenderman was just them except taking the job seriously.
>also the fatass Le Slenderman murdered to establish they were evil was fucking *terrible* at running away, to the point I think it might have been a Skrillex reference
youtu.be/2cXDgFwE13g?t=140
>you're not actually in Marble Hornets, you don't have to pull out your phone

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>the characters did end up killing all the humans, which is... fine? but weird? What sort of problems are the cast gonna face now? What if you do manage to get actors, somehow?

satellite-city.fandom.com/wiki/Kivouack
I've only read this article on the wiki, but my god it's ass. Not because its weird and edgy, I love Warhammer, I want to see Imperial Guard versus Commoragh or a Daemon world, it's just very poorly put together.

>The Kivouack was a place of extreme conditions, most likely a whirlpool of chemistry, a layered labyrinthian structure that existed in defiance of our theories of physics and celestial mechanics. On the contrary, it existed as a world slave unto anarchy and quasi-quizzical-quantum mechanics, it would seem in a world such as this, dictated by anti-logic and backward probability, that life would not be granted the decency of existence
"let's put enough focus on the un-science that you stop saying "cool!" and start realizing "no wait, that actually makes no sense."
>Kivouackians can manipulate their bodies at the molecular level. They can shapeshift. They can shapeshift. Have you gotten that? we're going to repeat it a few times anyway because of bad editing

>It is best stated now, that humans seem to have a genetic syndrome of rationalizing their world only by what they see with their eyes,
>Kivouachian society was never chained by religion or creation theories, for they believed only their eyes and their wisdom

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>Reactive radiation in the presence of anti-matter, organisms forced to mutate to defy matter, like quantum chameleons.Beings that roamed their multi-layered realm in symbiotic synchronicity to etc etc etc,
>Another reasonable postulation would categorize the Kivouachian breed as ‘immortal,’ and you’d be correct in that assumption, as a creature who dictates its own biology, its density, its tissue and more to the point, the length of its telomeres at the end of each chromosome,
We're not even sure if aliens would have DNA, why the fuck does a Hound of Tindalos have chromosomes?

>Architecture of the Underbirth
>The documentation of its creation was forbidden by Locket, so many of its secrets remain lost to this day
Bit of a shame that, I would love to hear why there was a city in this universe's predecessor built in Gothic style, or where you'd harvest wood in the Cenobite dimension.
... I'm also pretty sure Lockets as a concept are only like, 16,000 years old at most

>they turned mutilating bodies into an art form!
>Locket outlawed gore,
Based
>postmortem mutilation of a body was prohibited, the vessel would need to have remained identifiable and no bodily components, other than the head, were permitted removal. The insides of a creature were considered ruinous to the art of displaying a body.
See shit like this is why I could never stand poetry, too many dumb rules.
>These bodies would then be used as mating vessels, or simply utilized for artistic purposes such as a display outside an establishment, or even architecture and furniture... for those with a rotted sense of humor.
This line presented with no commentary
>The best displays would draw emphasis to the creatures strongest and intimate elements,
But I don't waant to make erotic guro sculptures, I want to find the exact minimum of effort it takes to decorate a Christmas tree.

And with that mental image still in mind,
>all the Jack apologism ITT
The fuck is with you people?

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Gaiman

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>implying Ennis is bad when he's written Hitman, The Boys, a meaty amount of Judge Dredd and Hellblazer, Dastardly and Muttley, Preacher and Punisher MAX

Seriously OP get your shit together

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i think its partialy because the models are really well done but the animation is pretty aids.
The creator is trying to go for that trademark british monty python, trying to be smart humor. The thing is, unless you are actually smart, or at least self aware enough to understand context and string your shit together well, it can become super cringe super fast and ultra pretentious without deserving it.

>Kivouachian society was never chained by religion or creation theories, for they believed only their eyes and their wisdom
So they were retarded. I dont care if you are religious or not, but the development of spirituality, even in a platonic sense was what lead to future logical and philosophical developments.

Probably Morrison. If for no other reason than the smell of overblown self importance that wafts out from his pages.

you've been reading his stuff wrong. the point of his books is that he doesn't matter, you matter.

>all the Jack apologism ITT
>The fuck is with you people?
It actually managed to be more entertaining and interesting as it went along, instead of the usual "starts with a bang and gets worse over time" thing most media does. The artwork was always shit and will always be shit, but I've read worse stories in published comics.

There's also Bioapocalypse: the movie!
youtube.com/watch?v=pu91WyjDJR0

Now I want Bioapocalypse the stage musical.

The artwork got worse when he got someone else to ink it and it got all soft-edged, cartoony and fuzzy instead of draggly, wet and fucked up.

The sad thing about randy stair is that she could be anyone of us. Please call SAMHSA helpline if you plan on going on murder spree.

>The Boys
there goes your argument

>he got pleb filtered by the superheroes being vapid cunts

Even if it was bad, which it isn't, that's still six reasons why he's good

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I'VE SEEN AN IRREGULARITY

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I went to YouTube and the Nostalgia Critic and Kivouachians bled at me!

>bled at me
Missing something, what?

Half of those shit the bed pretty messily after a while. Ennis' best days are behind him, now.

The only one of these that shat the bed to any degree was Preacher, the rest were pretty consistently good. If anything, the biggest strength Hitman and The Boys had was the slow burn.

Maybe they's like them lizards. What're they called?

Tuataras?

Yeh, them. Tootootaataas.

I'm just referencing this.
youtube.com/watch?v=lWvI7eAYL_g
NC stuff gets referenced starting at 6:33. Starts as just drawing the Nostalgia Critic, and then turns into creepypasta stuff by the end. That's why it was surreal to watch the Wall video, and see Doug actually deep inside basically a video creepypasta.

Reminds me of pic related
youtube.com/watch?v=6p3FsA0olbQ
Also this music really adds to te experience

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I wish I could draw better so I could be an ironic hyper-edgelord

I thought it was getting Dexter’s Rude Removal released.

I thought they were on Earth because their home dimension/planet or whatever died, and they’re trying to make it like their home where basically all fauna is sapient shapeshifters and ironic xenophobia has them amused that humans will get fucked up when literally all animals go Planet Of The Apes meets The Thing on their asses?

As far as I’m concerned none of this shit is canon unless its in the actual youtube series.

Like, most of this has no citations even, and in only two years the guy seems to have retconned some things. I think its just someone’s elaborate fanfiction based on a few ideas he may have said in streams or interviews or something.

God I wish that was me.

The creepiest thing in that image is the ∞head.
What the fuck is Doug hiding under that hat?

One can only hope

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Yes, he was cut in half by a chainsaw.

Bomb Queen.

With every living creature being sentient, and able to speak, and beg for its life in words you can probably understand, in the chaos, I suspect the carnivores would eventually win out, and at that only the psychopaths, psychotics, fanatics and sadists among them, who could feed without emotional distress, would be able to function. Thus the ragtag mob of neurotic, guilt-ridden physically disparate survivors we see. Each one probably the last of their respective species.
A terrible idea, no wonder their universe collapsed. It'd be like Twilight Of The Cockroaches, where even the turds talk, or Albert The Tube Train And The Fat Comedian, where the rocks are telling the grass to shut the fuck up because some of us inanimate objects are trying to sleep.

It looks like on Earth, a few of them have relapsed into sanity. Sucks to be them. Lol at Ludwig tearing a strip off a minion for reading "primate poetry" or getting soppy over Christmas. Nostalgia is the only thing keeping them with him, he should be playing on it.

I was wondering why Ludwig would choose a form with an exposed nervous system, but of course he chose a parasite, which explains how he performs "magical" transformations, his body is specialised towards manipulating life forms, editing their genome as he performs grosser cosmetic surgery with his myriad of stingers, filaments, and feelers.. Lucy does the same thing in her chest-vagina, thus her decapitations and revivals. I suspect she did a lot of his grunt work in the past, too. And constantly plays on it, to excuse her deviant behaviour.
Almost certainly that grubby little human they're all couch-surfing with has been chemically altered to be dependant on them.

In all, I don't blame some of them for rebelling against the old fart, he has nothing but old ideas, and already ruined one universe. Which is how we get The Muppet Show meets Mervyn Peake's Boy In Darkness.

Honestly as someone that needed a tutorial to make a donut in Blender, I gotta respect the dedication to his autistic craft.

>she

Omitting the wiki stuff that has no evidence in the show, her backstory seems to be that she grew up alone in a big city selling pelts, which I presume implies they came from sapient beings, until she managed to get an apprenticeship under Fontaine, then rose to what I think is the equivalent of the Speaker of the House Of Representatives in their government. Apparently because of the chaos of their government her job also included decapitations, since only fire kills them so removing someone’s head just makes them unable to move or speak until its put close enough to the body to connect again. She went through a series of romances with terrible people, one eventually backstabbing her and causing her to lose her position as well as spend a prolonged amount of time headless as well as causing permanent damage to one of her eyes as a blackball fracture.

So she’s nuts and obsessed with lopping off heads and controlling others because its what she used to actually do, and has lived so long she’s suffering from mental degradation given she admits to forgetting important things and people.

Check out his earliest uploads.

Looks like dicking around with FNAF and Zootopia models got him started.

I think he’s what happens when you don’t start by making CG porn.

"Al I have done is nothing. Dared nothing, risked nothing, created nothing, not even something bad, or at least deemed bad by others".

You are a worm.

That was you? Cool.
...I want to do "Games we play in Hell"... still my favorite arc, with "Megan's Run" as only competitor.

>Rework the Dead is terrible garbage

It's monumental in size, and for a zombie flick it's pretty good, by my lights, dim as they may be.

>Musical Holes was kinda edgy

He cut almost all of it out of the re-issued version!!

I can't believe he pussied out. It's literally set in Hell, overseen by one of the seven Deadly Sins itself: of course it is grotesquely horrible.

Have you ever read any others?

Morrison is the opposite of edgy.
If there is anything to be drawn from his works it is the word 'hope'.

Waaaait.... I remember this one...

Molochs reflex-bleed as a defense mechanism. Through their eyes. (Not really. More like from their tear ducts.)

Tuataras are not lizards, bizarrely enough, but rhynchocephalians, and are not closely related to any other modern group of reptilians. (Their 'teeth', for instance, are not teeth at all, but bone protrusions from their skull. They also have a third eye).

....We don't speak that name here.

Sounds like that one dinosaur that lactated.

>What have you ever done?
You don't need to be a cook to notice the food tastes like trash.
Yes, his resilience is admirable, but a constant stream of garbage that never gets better is still just that.

True.
Look at Cerberus.

Or Savage Dragon.

..Agreed. But I don't think it's garbage.
Although clearly imperfect.

We have evidence of that??

I wanna fuck that cat thing.

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Well at least Karnak seems appropriately disgusted by it.

Me too bruv.

Fuck me, this actually wasn't terrible.

>a furry
It figures.

What is the deal with Erik Larsen killing every goddamn one of Dragon's lovers, and then having his grandson burst out of his mother's stomach and crawl away, dragging her corpse by his umbilical cord?
Fucking queen edgelord right there.
Good thing nobody reads Savage Dragon, lol.

I'm not familiar with Karnak but he probably doesn't deserve being compared to Doug Walker

How about Doug Winger instead?

Doug Wingers giant mink dongs on vcl were the first futa I ever experienced.

Preacher and The Boys are terrible.
The Boys feels like it was written by a teenage boy and Preacher was just a huge mess all around with a couple of cool moments.
>Dastardly and Muttley, Punisher MAX
These are pretty good.

Rate your top 5 edgelords you love to hate.
1.Randy stair
2.Garth Ennis
3. Shadman
4.Vivziepop
5.Iggyboy

Same here.

...I was so young. So innocent.

You're right. That is a little harsh on poor Karny.

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DWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH!

The fact that edgelords are starting to actually get good at art is scaring and intriguing. I respect viv and fennah for that.

>Cerberus
What shitty bait.

Who's Al?
P.S. you're a faggot, faggot.
A pretensions fuckwaffle of a faggot, at that.

satellite-city.fandom.com/wiki/Sullivan
>Sullivan is the central human focus of the show Satellite City

>He is shown to have a great love for Halloween/All Hallows Eve, and openly admits that he has a love of Pumpkin Carving, and playing Bloodborne
In a wiki that is nothing but elemental cringe I have no idea why that Bloodborne comment hit me so bad.
... That said, I would pay money to listen to a group of edgy Elder Things trying to figure out the lore significance of the Kirkhammer

>Sullivan's bizaare behaviour has included... eating raw coconut and drinking coconut milk,
youtu.be/_48JNlRIERw?t=21

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no one refuses Wonderbread man and lives

>hurr dey famoos and yoo not!

Shut the fuck up, retard.

You don't have to be a furry -- it's an Eldritch Abomination messing with a knight/Crusader. Kind of Lovecraftian.

To be honest this Carnage is still better than any previous Carnage

Why do edgelords insist on making their edgesonas quirky and kewl? I'd just make one that's utterly disgusting and unpleasant in most senses imaginable.

The worm speaks. What does it say?
Ah, it's nothing, as usual.

...Are you on crack? Historically, edgelords have made some of the best art and they have been around forever.

"Hey, hello, Dante, what are you doing today?"
"What I have been doing for years... writing this epic poem in the memory of my beloved Beatrice."
"Awww. You're still not over her, huh? Read me some of it, so I can feel that sweet melancholy, too..."
" Ahem. '...No barrel, even though it's lost a hoopor end-piece, ever gapes as one whom I saw ripped right from his chin to where we fart: his bowels hung between his legs, one saw his vitals and the miserable sack that makes of what we swallow excrement'."
"Beautiful. Beautiful."

>insulting him in a way that validates him
terrible

>"Al I have done is nothing. Dared nothing, risked nothing, created nothing, not even something bad, or at least deemed bad by others".
>You are a worm.
So, what have you ever done?
Besides Divine Comedy fanfiction, I mean

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Art. Rather a lot of it. Even got paid for some of it.

And no, I won't be sharing any of it, because I am embarrassed.

saved

Oyster and Uziga Waita comes to mind

Uziga Waita actually contributed a story to Hell Season. Highly recommend checking out the anthology for the morbid novelty. Only time Shintaro Kago (who's comedy works I love) actually made me physically uncomfortable.

>What next, cats not being fine too?
I made that joke in a monster hunter thread last week and someone replied wonder what was fine too about it.

I meant in drawing, most art edgelords draw like shit

Bacon?

You mean comic art, huh...

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I just googled this what ever the fuck this is and the first video I found has almost 700k views, a shit ton of likes, and everyone is super positive about it.

I truly do not understand.

I mean internet era art

Nothing will top hero carnage

Alan Moore, and anyone else that has a rape in at least 5 of his series, and wrote crossed. Love him, but he needs to chill.

>Hell Season

Well I just made a mistake googling that.

The only time this persons' material has ever been discussed here is when he came to shill it.

I think my biggest complaint is that the character designs really feel like a hodgepodge of different things and lack cohesiveness. It's really hard to believe that they're all the same species.They feel like a bunch of oc doughnut steals from dA. Sure they might have some interesting designs but they don't have a unifying theme except for maybe their eyes. I could see the creator going for a 'nightmare before Christmas' type deal where its a world full of different characters whose unifying distinction is their 'creepy and chaotic' factor but the designs don't really reflect that well. Some are scarecrows. Some are furry ocs. Some are slenderman like entities.

It feels like it lacks proper pacing. Shapeshifting was barely mentioned at all and is never actually displayed on screen.The wiki feels completely different from the show.

Also I have no idea why the human MC is there and letting creatures who want to destroy all of humanity live in his house and practically be a butler to them. Even the wiki doesn't really elaborate on that besides them being friends. I guess to more succinctly put it I don't understand the foundation for the 'amicable' relationship between him and the demon/alien/extra-dimensional being are.

To sum up this show's issues is the word 'inconsistency'. It's full of holes even at the best of times.

AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT CALLED SATELLITE CITY?

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Gonna go with this. Youcis is a trainwreck of a person.

Yeah, the way the nests worked, the groupings of them, how the infants looked, yadda yadda.

Pic related is an ancestor to mammals.

Some birds also have organs functionally the same as mammary glands, but in their throat to mix with food the regurgitate into the mouths of their young. A type of spider also lactates, they just discovered it. But its not like teats, the spider just excretes from its legs.

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We went over this earlier in the thread.

They came from a planet where all animals were sapient and shapeshifters, and the expectant resultant chaos was the norm.

Their last leader destroyed their world and most life somehow so now they are doing the same thing on Earth, creating a Planet Of The Apes/The Thing crossover situation.

The human has no explanation though, you’re right. He’s a misanthrope so he’s cool with what they are doing, but actively dislikes most of them and pities the rest including the product of their experiments. Doesn’t seem like he’s a caretaker of their property or in it for rank or status.

I just figure its like Red Dwarf. You don’t need much of an excuse beyond him just being a character in the show.

Watching a little bit more of this, it's not terrible I guess?

Its decently made, and the VO is pretty good.
Story is pointless though, and I don't get the why there a human there.

The lucy animal is very unseteling though.

>I am into some truly heinous, abstract shit. Pic related.
But that's cute, not heinous at all.
Unless this pic is part of a larger set where something actually heinous happens.

BLACK GUY, WOMAN, GET IN HERE!!!

Fennah is a weird one to me.
All that animation talent and he does nothing but edgy shit.

>animation talent
What.

Its pretty well executed, and the models are nicely done.

The blur covering up animation he didn’t do is noticeable at times, but forgivable given he’s putting them out at the pace some webcomic artists and sarcastic reviewers work.

>I don't get the why there a human there.
Built-in crutch and realism button.

Having animated characters in real settings can feel jarring initially and forgotten later, since it starts to feel like characters placed on top of photos rather than video. Putting a real person in bridges the gap between static reality and animated actors.

He also can use the human character for shorter unimportant videos, like updates or plugging merch so he spends less time animating outside of actual episodes.

>Its pretty well executed,
Spastic and uncoordinated
>and the models are nicely done.
Nonsensical, overdesigned deviantart-tier donut steels.

I guess the rigging is decent.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. The guy can animate, he just doesn’t know what to have the characters actually doing. That and the cinimatograogy is ass. He’s said in a stream that he doesn’t use storyboards or anything when deciding how a character should move, he just does it as he’s animating.

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Yes, I mentioned shapeshifting in my post, I know that's the case. But usually in a show or tv an ensemble cast the designs should feel cohesive despite the chaotic background. Take Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, all the characters looked like what a child would create despite being wildly different and the products of limitless imagination. Half the aliens in this show just look like fursonas, half like creepypasta characters, some look like they're out of a fantasy book. It's like putting SU characters using the show's style with some obscure and lewd characters from a french animation in their style and then adding the Thing into the mix.

It's supposed to be from a limitless and chaotic world but it's also very limited when something as allegedly chaotic as the previous universe was such a mess.

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I'll give you the other ones but I swear I tried to enjoy the Boys and while there is some few really cool things in between its not enough to save it.

I think its just worked in to have some body horror when the creator wants to go the extra mile for a scene.

Dude posted a clip of a future episode he’s working on where Lucy fights the albino salamander thing, she does a bunch of shapeshifting shit.

Maybe factor in that they are ancient? Like, it hurts to do shit so they don’t much anymore?

>He had an official website
>Deleted it because he reworking all of the Lore
>All of the videos are "Non-cannon" because his books are going to have the "Real" story

Hopefully the rewrite is better.

I still can't get over how well animated it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=iDoPTQThGI0

He's a bit more than a misanthrope, if his offhand comments are to be believed, he regularly kills people to cover up the Hellraiser Muppet Show in his house. Including a group of teenagers. So he's basically Groundskeeper Willie meets the Zodiac killer.

I think it's mostly just rule of funny. He's the straight man to the weird creatures that live with him. Most of the lore just seems to be background noise for what's essentially an absurdist sitcom where the joke is that almost everyone's an edgy cunt for no reason. Including the designated straight man.

What audience does this shit appeal to

Teenagers.

What about if Carnage was blue?

Its too sitcome for teens.

I think its for people who are just kind of bored with most offerings. That’s why I’m getting a kick out of it anyway.

It's an interesting anthology. Several comics I had read separately plus a number I had never seen.

He turned edgelordism into a sophisticated art form.
If you think 24 Hours was messed up go check his short story collections.

he even looks like a school shooter

I remember some short videos about an edgy puppet and his house. Does anybody knows what I’m talking about. I remember in one of the videos the puppet kidnapped a couple and tortured them.

Man if he was kept on a leash he'd possibly be great.

Why are edgy artists so fucking boring and know nothing about color theory and character design?

They toss on so many unnecessary props and patterns but yet only make the design use only 2 to 3 colors. It's like they don't know balance? Either it's fucking sparkledog-esque or something featuring red or black exclusively.

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They are pursuing their vision without irony or shame.

If it makes you spend an extra few seconds staring at it then the it has done it's work.

Yeah. Just seems like a guy doing what he wants with a bunch of characters he made.

Fuck you user, you reminded me about Doug Walkers fucking video on The Wall

The youtube CG equivalent of a dude playing an instrument at a train station.

Well, I do actually leave those a bit of change when they're playing well.

This guy is like someone skillfully playing an accordion.

Its interesting. He’s good at it.
Its still an accordion.
I'm still amused by the concept, other people are rushing out of the station as quickly as possible.

Funny, that reminded me David Hopkins did a comic version of The Wall, too.

That's clearly Luigi though, Mario's mustache has more bumps.

Satellite City needs more Rule 34.
Just saying.

>hating the accordion
Go fuck yourself retard

It's got 600k views so it's appealing to somebody

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