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Wonder what kind of wacky AU we would've gotten had the Murdercock claimed Pearl instead

that's for a more talented fanfic writer than I to figure out

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Why would you leave out Amethyst

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surprisingly very little Opal/Greg art. if you got it, post it

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>Rose is still alive and never revealed she was Pink Diamond
>Steven's gem gives him an innate desire to serve his diamond
>He spends most of the show struggling with an inexplicable obsession over Rose
>Plot is about him slowly unlocking Pearl's memories and finding out everything is Rose's fault and his mother died so she wouldn't have to be her slave anymore
So an /ss/ fantasy played straight?

I have't watched the show and I hate this

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>ITT: Literally the only reason to still be alive
FTFY

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kino

canon for sure

just a reminder that it might be canon soon

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Can’t come quickly enough. If it does come, it will be glorious.

Not only do I love this goddamn ship because of the characters, but the flame over it from easily triggered LGBTQOMFGWTFBBQ losers will be phenomenal. Their tears will be delicious and if this shit happens, you fukkin bet I'm buying any SU collection CN puts out. You hear that you money grubbing CN executives?

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>Steven's gem gives him an innate desire to serve his diamond
>He spends most of the show struggling with an inexplicable obsession over Rose
Interesting, and potentially dark stuff.

Greg is pretty well liked by even the most triggered of the alphabet people in the fandom. Pearl being with him might cool their jets a bit.

I actually have the book that red-skinned Greg drawing is from

>that last one with Rainbow Quartz and Steg
O-oh. Oh wow. That's....that's pretty point blank, I'm surprised I missed that. also Pearl-san gave me a chuckle.

you need to include "our greg is clearly the superior one"

speaking of Steven and Lapis, aren't we gonna say anything about Lapis fluttering her eyelashes to steven in that scene in the movie?

I love this image

>they definitely hatefucked behind rose's back at least once

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>mfw canon grearl makes hetero shipping great again

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I always read that in a sloshed pearl voice.
Like they're just chilling at a group function and Pearl knocks back a few hard seltzers too quick and starts drunkenly gushing about Greg's sexual prowess to their friends who didn't even know they had feelings for each other

>thinking lgbt people care as much about straight pairings as you do about gay ones
cope hetero

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Pearl has a gem that can store anything. She is perfect for Greg.

That pictures need to include the Orgasm Pearl had in the movie.

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[ ]Straight
[ ]Lesbian
[ ]Bisexual
[x]MURDERCOCK SLUT

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>Greg veers into the underground scene early in his music career
>Develops a taste for more sophisticated genres
>Joins with an indie band called "The Satin Transit"
>After a tense discussion with Rose, Pearl does the unthinkable and defies her diamond; sneaking out into the autumn evening to get some air.
>She finds herself walking aimlessly onto the campus of a local art school, changing her form to that of a slender english education student in a dark green sweater, black jeans, and hightop sneakers. A pair of circular rimed glasses and a messy bun complete her disguise.
>Pearl quickly settles on the name "Persephone," as she follows the somber sound of a local band to a small gazebo out by the soccer fields.
>She's mesmerized by the soft, words of the dashing lead; the lyrics envoking feelings of detachment from one's surroundings, a home abandoned, friends lost to time- lonliness.
>Pearl doesn't notice the tears welling in her eyes until the handsome singer wraps up a final, weeping ballad and approaches her.
>"Miss?" He inquires with a soft smile, pulling a hankerchief from the pocket of his leather jacket and handing it to her. "Everything alright?"
>Pearl sniffed and graciously accepted the offered square of cloth, raising her glasses and drying the errant tears.
>"That... that was simply beautiful." His smile grew into a gracious beam- her heart felt on the verge of melting.
>"Well, thank you very much, miss, uh..."
>"Persephone, though I usually go by 'Seph'."
>"Greg; pleasure to meet you, Seph." His smile held it's earnest warmth, kind eyes meeting hers as if to say 'I know your pain. I'm here for you.'
>The two stood in comfortable silence for a moment, each taking in the other.
>Finally, and thankfully as Pearl was certain she'd begun to stare at his lips, Greg spoke up.
>"Hey, if you're not busy, we were going to have a little listening party for our new album down at my friend's house. Would you, uh, wanna drop by?"

when you think about it, her gem is her own equivalent to greg's storage unit

>pearl sometimes "forgets" where certain items she doesn't care for are stored
>often replaces them with more pearl-approved equivalents
>"Pearl, hon? Do you have my Metallica tshirt stored?"
>"Well, erm, let me see... can't seem to find it buuuuut, aha! This button up is lovely, don't you think? And just your size!"

This is good stuff, user

My only regret is that Pearl wouldn't be around to raise Steven. Hate me if you want, she makes an infinitely better mother to him than his biological one

that was an allegory for an orgasm and you can't convince me otherwise

What is it? Like a concept book?

>imagine being double cucked by both of your crushes
damn

Is that supposed to be Sugar on the left???

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Everyone knows Rose is a good little cuckqueen. I don't think it bothers her

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>pearl having to come into terms with her disgust for eating
>you have to eat something!
>nononononono!
>do it for the baby!
>FINE!
also want to think the reason why rose died was because the gem was in her belly

>no refined tomboy gf
why even fucking live

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the freudian slip

>Pink Diamond was the literal definition of a child in an adult's body
>Threw tantrums all the time when she didn't get what she wanted/enough attention
>Poofed and bubbled Bismuth, a close friend and valuable ally, to the Crystal Gems
>Forgot about Spinel
>Let a baby climb up a ferris wheel when she was on earth
She'd be worse than Amethyst and probably end up putting Steven in life-threatening situations because "it seemed fun", Garnet would be working around the clock with her future vision to stop Rose from killing Steven

ass-eater detected

>2019
>not eating ass

Opal is for Steg

>Pink Diamond was the literal definition of a child in an adult's body
>Threw tantrums all the time when she didn't get what she wanted/enough attention
Kinda hot, desu.
Greg's got good taste

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paedo detected

>astral pedophile

I really like that family photo.

i think it's from an official book

If they ever do bring back PD/rose, I know she's gone but bear with me, I want to see it as pearl returning to her old programmed ways of serving her diamond. Eventually, PD does something that makes pearl completely disillusioned in her diamond (using greg/steven to get what she wants, a callouse disregard for her gems...) and causes her to stand up to her diamond and break her off her million or so year slave program. Won't happen but might be cool.Ok

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Was there ever a semi-popular SU ship that made the Tumblr crowd seeth more grearl??

Any Gem x Steven?

but why?

>Develops an insatiable craving for lion lickers and bagel sandwiches, much to her chagrin. Can easily put away a dozen of each in a single sitting.
>spends hours on the couch with amythest cycling between sobbing fits, outbursts of anger, and bone-crushing hugs with endless apologies
>Similarly wants to scream at Greg for impregnating her with this demon spawn, before breaking down crying in his arms and thanking the stars themselves for this blessing.

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>Pearl keeps on hiding Greg’s unhealthy snacks so he can live longer

wait wot do you have a gif of that

I think stevithyst got a good deal of people pissed.
Nowhere near the levels of nuclear asshurt that Grearl conjurs, though

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>pearl eating amethyst's stuff

I say Lapiven or Stevidot were big players too.

STOP CALLING HIM STEG!

IT'S MR. MULTIVERSE!

>uses them to bribe amythest into keeping her dietary intervention a secret

Stegma

Based Beatlesposter.
Why do they fit this ship so damn well?

grasper plz

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>crewniverse listening to beatles songs while writing the s6 episode where it becomes canon

Grasper, what a perfect name for Murdercock's next ship

>Garnet having to convice Amythest that Pearl needs the calories more than her
>Amythest shapeshifting into an emaciated form to elicit sympathy from Greg
>Greg begrudgingly getting her extra treats here and there on top of Pearl's usual fare

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Nice

does man care

>the comment section full of people claiming pearl is too gay for greg, this ship will never happen, grearl is gross etc.

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pearl being gay is nothing but a headcanon that spread and went too far

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>gregg is just a lesbian trapped in the body of a man who grew accustomed to being one

Glad they chose to outright ignore it in the end

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the movie killed it

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>that final pose inches away from eachother's faces
>stopped only by the crowd
Look me in my baby blues and tell me this shit won't go canon s6

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>nipple

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its the balance between Greg's semi-hippie laidback rocker persona and Pearl's polite sophisticated emotional persona

>fusion

It's nice seeing them get along, and that Nephrite is huge.

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Peedee deserves her

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Crazy Lace, yoo

>is ok with this canon

oh my god, this entire time i never considered it.

Who is the gem behind Onion's mum and why is she looking at the camera like she is gonna abduct you? There are worse things that could happen, really

>During a bit if routine maintenance, Pearl can't help but notice the suspension on Gregs van has seen considerable wear since the last inspection.
>Greg shoots up from the engine with a deep flush as the worn shocks are brought to his attention, struggling to find a credible excuse.
>"Uhhhh, y-y'know, just... hauling."
>Pearl cocked a brow. "Hauling elephants? Two of them have stress fractures."
>Greg struggled for words for a moment before Pearl cut him off with a snort.
>"Oh, come now, Greg. Did you really think we wouldn't notice Jasper lurking around your van?"
>Greg rubbed the back of his neck with a nervous chuckle, his eyes darting everywhere but Pearl's.
>"Do try to reign her in a bit, please. She tossed Peridot into the sea for looking at you a few seconds to long the other day. Amythest can't even approach you without her growling like some kind of mad dog."

Welcome to the comfiest ship in SU

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MOAR

need a voice acted version of this

This ship is the Steven Universe equivalent of the "What are you doing, step brother?" memes

Somebody request this at a panel

What the fuck is that giant Gem with the weird colors and the red eyes?

Dread it. Run from it. Murdercock arrives all the same. And now, it's here.

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>That small gem holding onto the big one.

Wait, what? Gems don't have children.

The small one is the ice monster they fought in the episode where they got the gem nuke. The other is one of the ice dogs they fought in the episode where Jasper returned.

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Diamonds do

bud dum tsss

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>Pearl found herself in the crowded living room of a small two-bedroom house just off the campus.
>Pearl usually loathed the concept of consumption, something about the organic practice just rubbed her the wrong way.
>Tonight, however, she found herself on her second red cup of an admittedly delicious human beverage that had begun to make her head swim just a touch.
>The comfortable numbness helped the slender gem-in-disguise navigate the crowd of tipsy strangers, emboldened on her search for the striking young man she'd met mere hours ago.
>Carpet beneath her feet turned to tile as Pearl slipped into the less populus kitchen.
>There, surrounded by a haze of peculiar-smelling smoke, stood Greg.
>In her inebriated state, it took a great deal of restraint not to simply rush over and throw her arms around him. He seemed so warm and welcoming and...
>Oh stars- he was looking right at her.
>Greg passed a sort of hand-rolled cigarette to a very interested looking blonde beside him and crossed the room to Pearl.
>Eyes red, smelling of smoke, and hair ever so slightly disheveled: he was gorgeous.
>To Pearl's surprise, Greg drew her into a warm embrace. "Hey, Seph! Man, I'm glad you came!"
>Pearl's words rushed to her lips in a jumbled mess. "O-Oh, I, uh, happy to, erm"
>Greg held her at arm's length as that damned smile threatened to finish her off. "Oh man, don't tell me you drank some of Vidalia's punch- that stuff is rocket fuel!"
>He broke into a fit of laughter and, oh clod, of course... it's adorable.
>"I-I'm sorry, I must look an absolute mess" Pearl made a move to shield her burning face, only to be met with one of Greg's large, calloused hands.
>"What're you talking about? Dude, you look friggin' gorgeous; I've never seen someone hold together so well after drinking that swill."
>Greg the human has shattered her. She concedes.
>She's leaning in before she even has a chance to think. She can feel the heat between their lips before he stops her.

dear old dad

We all make mistakes

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Where do I find the art for grearl? Kind of drawing blanks on that, since twitter and tumblr is full of reeeeeeing and hating of the ship.

I'm personally just waiting till its inevitable confirmation on the show. Hopefully they'll see the light

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I'm about as hetero as a chemtrailed frog. Y'all just hate me for being bi and having a dick so I love to watch you suffer

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well, ONE of the orgasms

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I can basically already hear it and it is glorious

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>[Uptown Girl intensifies]

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This is GOLD

We think it's Crazy Lace.

No idea why she's so big. Maybe she's a (perma)-fusion? It's an option now.

stop spamming this shitty ship. and i know it's just one person.
pearl is forever a fucking dyke, get over it.

Cute, but where are their gems now?

THEIR diamonds are at least two feet..

who hurt you?

So is spaghetti, until it's murdercocked.

Truth is, kid
The ship was rigged from the start

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>mystery girl gets so assblasted about getting cucked by a fat hairy guy, she comes on Yea Forums to bitch about it

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You just wait till i get all drunk and weepy

>i know it's just one person
lol, who is it?

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He fucked them so mercilessly, their children became mortals

Sugar

I want to make a joke here, but you're probably unironically right

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greg'd

how could she survive the murdercock?

All anal all the time.

Proxy Pearl

reminder that this is going to be canon soon

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>It's as if a million Laurens cried out in terror, then were silence

Well thank god. Peridot is too good for that blue cunt

Lapidot never made sense to me since anyone with even a sliver of understanding about romance could tell there was no tension between Lapis and Peridot. Now look at Lapis and Bismuth. Big and small, emotional support and good personality contrast. It's a healthy version of Jaspis.

so much better than memedot

More Jaspers when?

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Guys I think Steg made me gay.
How do fix?

You can't fix user. Steg has entered your life. Soon enough, Steg will enter you, and the cycle will be complete.

Kys that will fix you

It is good to see our girl finally getting some action.

However when will our OTHER girl, peridot, get some action as well?

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>The hands on her shoulders snap pearl out of her trance in an instant.
>'idiot' the chorus of chiding voices in her mind flared like lit kerosene. 'Stupid, stupid, stupid little clod. He probably has a mate. And even if he didn't, what would he want with you? You can dress yourself up any way you'd like, you'll never be anything more than a pear-'
>"Just walk with me, nobody's seen yet." Greg's arm loops over her shoulders as he leads the confused gem out the back door.
>'Great, now you've gone and embarrassed him.'
>As pearl let her chin drop to her chest with despair, she noticed a distinct lack of a wool sweater. The pieces began to fall into place.
>"What... What are you...?" Greg's previous swagger had seemingly vanished along with the gem's disguise.
>And who could blame him? A perfectly normal looking girl had just turned into some sort of... human crystal? Mid-kiss.
>Pearl's eyes were fixed on the moon. It had always been a comforting presence in troubled times on this planet.
>Now, pearl wished she could simply zip herself to it's cold, pale surface and sit until this human had forgotten her- until everyone had.
>It was just another missed opportunity. Just another chance at change that she lept at too quickly and squandered.
>Who was she trying to fool? She should just run now, while he was busy leaning close and touching her cheek and...
>A white light flashed so brilliantly across her vision, pearl momentarily thought she had been struck blind.
>Her arms bound across his shoulders like a drowning sailor clinging to driftwood in a violent sea
>They were floating; she was sure of it. >Any minute she could look down and see a mile between them and the suburbs below.
>She clung a bit tighter when he finally pulled back, somewhat relieved to find they were indeed still on the back porch.
>"Alright," Greg started with a smile, his rough fingers tangling gently in her hair. "Now that we're a little better acquainted, what's your name, 'Seph?'"

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Presumably when he pulls out of Lapis. Unless Spinel wants seconds. There's a hierarchy to this, you know.

>"Oh shit, that cute girl just turned into some kind of alien."
>"...Nice."

Greg, truly you are the hero we all deserve.

No.

This is wonderful and I need more of this

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I tried to get as close to the actual Greg as I could without him immediately invoking the universe charm and fucking pearl over the railing

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Does Greg even like Pearl

The murdercock does.
That's all that matters.

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No. You can tell he was annoyed with Pearl when she wanted to know how to play guitar and didn't even know how to pronounce it.
Also, he was very uncomfortable when Pearl was his slave. Any other sane human would've fucked her brains out.

Was he supposed to fuck pearl's brains out in front of his son and her friends?
Chad as that would have been, I don't think it's much of an indication weather or not he's interested.

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>Also, he was very uncomfortable when Pearl was his slave. Any other sane human would've fucked her brains out.

it's almost as if he respects her and wanted the pearl he knew his whole life and grown to like back and not some slave with no personality

we get it, it was too easy for the murdercock who wanted a challenge

>We breedin' you outta existence, human girl
>How can f*males even compete?

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So you're gonna write more right?

It's about the c h a s e

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Why are the tips of his fingers in Steven's pants?

For sure. Helping my friend move so I'll be out for a little, but I'll put up another bit long before the thread drops off
>gif unrelated, another one of my garbage ships

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Pink Diamond literally bred herself out of existence.

>Human girl C O P E

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i wish i go out that way

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Toying out with this idea. I'll ink it later. Would anyone be interested in coloring it?

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>Grearl user is also a Finceline fan

A true man of taste. You had my attention, but now you have my respect

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that looks amazing

i could give coloring a try once it's inked

This is a truly blessed thread

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What a wonderful concept. what WOULD the fusion be like? And the weapon? I got a few ideas, but...

i always imagined their fusion as being like david bowie for some reason, with a guitar-spear as a weapon

He should be called Greven.

If Pearl was Steven's biological mom he would be called some different name like.
>Stephen or Stanford

No,make one of those Japonese guitars but make it float and be connected by the strings

David Bowie? That's a good mental image. I, on the other hand, think the weapon should be some sort of contrabass, maybe Double Bass. The spear for the bow. Since, well, fusions have fusing weapons.

Wait I'll try to draw it

A spear and guitar. Like a viola or cello.

For a second I thought she was stabbing his eyeball out with her nose.

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>Rose treats him more or less like a novelty doll
>manipulates him constantly for shits and giggles
>the more about Rose comes to light, the less Steven tolerates her bullshit
>she eventually has to learn to treat him like an actual person and not an object to toy with

Could you imagine the smell of her cunt full of Greg's cum? Does he even take a shower? He lives inside a van with no bathroom or shower.

I think she soaks up foreign material and incorporates it into her being

he has a fucking carswash.

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>He takes a shower inside his carwash

I didn't know you could take showers inside a carwash, I thought it was mostly to clean car. You American's are weird, Pathetic.

Hum. Like a punked-up shamisen player, combining Greg's rocking with Pearl's trappings of sophistication.
youtu.be/asKWgRYeX1Q

I really like Sunstone?

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yfw it turns out most myths about an earth goddess or goddess of fertility were actually about Pink having fun with the locals long before Greg was even born

Stevidot gets their panties pretty twisted.

>try to break up with Jasper
>she breaks you

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these dove commercials were kinda nice, the peridot one is the best.

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you called?

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Most likely Crazy Lace.

>Develops a taste for more sophisticated genres
>Joins with an indie band called "The Satin Transit"

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I'm okay with that. At least their interaction didn't feel like forced domestic AU fanfiction, like with Lapis and Peridot.

oh fuck there's two pinks, now Greg is gonna have to fuck the concept of space and time so that the paradox doesn't rip the universe apart

She'd be fine if the child were pure human.

Alternatively
>Silken Subway
>Brocade Metro

Ok,hear me out.
I don't know what this does or if it's practical...
But I think the fusion opening should look like this

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that legit looks great

seeing all this greg/pearl fusion stuff makes me wish there was a comic or something, so much good material

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Would Pearl change her shape to be more appealing to greg?

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She just needs to be thiccer and taller than him

damn that actually looks like it could be from the show, how the fuck did you do that.

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I did notice she's slowly gotten closer to his height as the show has gone on

My thought process was
>Guitar>Pearl's Room>Floating Guitar
The strings were just for flair

I'm getting a Fairly Oddparents vibe from this, I like it.

It is inevitable. Pearl and Greg will be wed and Steven will have a new mom.

>Even in the context of Pearl's virtually limitless years, the month spent with Greg had felt like a whirlwhind.
>The early november night on the yellow-lit back porch was still fresh in her mind. She remembered with fondness the disbelief and bewilderment that played across Greg's face as she told him of her origin: of homeworld, of gems, of the war, and of their defection.
>He was understandably flush with questions, and much of the rest of the evening was spent in his room, answering each and every one between those funny green cigarettes she was becoming increasingly fond of.
>At points, she found herself too giggly to continue or too overwhelmed by memories to properly put them to words.
>But Greg was patient, above all. They laid in his bed, tangled up with one another, simply enjoying the sounds the other made until Pearl felt ready to continue.
>She made a routine of sneaking out to see him each time Rose would be occupied for the evening with one thing or another.
>Many such "dates," as Greg called them, were spent at films or record stores or eateries (the latter took quite a bit of time for Pearl to warm up to).
>Her favorite "dates" were the practice sessions Greg's band held in the living room. It was especially pleasant when she was the only one in attendance; when it felt like Greg was singing to her and her alone.
>Each song held a special significance when his eyes were gently held on hers. Pearl often felt the urge to stand and dance with him, though refrained to keep in good favor with his bandmates.
>Their bassist, a tough-looking girl named Vidalia, greated pearl with a bump of their knuckles as she and Greg slipped in from the cold December wind.
>"Sup, Sputnik?" The young woman smiled warmly.
>"Good afternoon," Pearl returned a friendly smile, waving a gloved hand to the rest of the group who regarded her with similarly casual greetings.

comfy

>twn be a cute alien girl who comes to earth and falls in love with a hunky amateur rock star
not seeing much point in living this life, tbhqdesufampai

>That season 6 christmas special where Greg and Steven hand pearl a flat wrapped present and sit on either side of her.
>Pearl opens the package and immediately starts to tear up.
>She looks to the two of them and nods slowly, unable to form words through her emerging sobs.
>The two embrace her wordlessly, Greg kissing her temple and running his fingers through her hair.
>the paper inside the package drops from Pearl's trembling fingers as she draws them both close to her chest, her crying softly muffled by her face burried in Steven's hair.
>The camera pans down to the paper at their feet.
>A certificate of adoption, listing Pearl as Steven's legal mother.
>"Merry Christmas, Mom"

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>he
>"he" is actually Rebecca
>I post this as a joke but then turns out to be true
>as a joke
>but truth

>A certificate of adoption, listing Pearl as Steven's legal mother.

> this is what was in the chest

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>Respecting women
MY SIDES
He respected her because she's an alien

YES

Yes, but only if Greg makes the same effort for her (eg dying his his hair pink, shaving the facial hair, etc)

>'idiot' the chorus of chiding voices in her mind flared like lit kerosene. 'Stupid, stupid, stupid little clod. He probably has a mate. And even if he didn't, what would he want with you? You can dress yourself up any way you'd like, you'll never be anything more than a pear-'

Greg:
>"I eat pears"

>He respected her because she's an alien
What went through your brain to come up with a response like this. It's like something an AI would write.

Says the npc

He wanted the Pearl he knew instead of a slave. That’s class.

>respecting women
>disrespecting aliens

>you're the boss!
>heck yes I am
They are definitely boning

So how much is shit going to hit the fan when Lapiz realized it was Bismuth that damaged her in the war?

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100% guaran-fucking-tee you that it was resolved off screen. They'll address it with something like
>I know it was her, but we're friends and I'm ready to move on from the past :)

She realizes the memory is actually pretty arousing so they shack up and have kinky bedroom sessions where Bismuth tries to "crack" her gem some more. It'll be the equivalent of girls into being choked.

The real question is...

Why was Lapis on Earth if she wasn't a rebellion soldier OR a homeworld soldier?

Ok are there more good Greg and Pearl fics out there? Anyone got recs? I didn't know I needed this.

Random gem noble or
>A Lapis terraforms

Song For A Sea Lady was cute

>Human tourists go through war zones without being combatants trying to show there's good in the world
>get injured or killed
Same for gems I guess

Appreciated

You know what's the worst part, pal? you're just one fucking cuck spamming this fucking peice of shit every fucking dfasy you ehar me motherfucker, every fucking day ruining Yea Forums with your bullshit YOUR FUCKING BAD SHIPPING THE WORST SHIP IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF CARTOONS AND YOU'RE SPAMMING THIS SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY HERE, that's the worst part fucking donkey, ebcause you're a sad and stupid cuck posting this bullshit because you're a fucking fat bastard, roleplaying with my wife Pearl because "ORORRGH IM GREG AND PEARL LOVES ME BECAUSE IM LIKE GREG AND NOW SHE LOVES GREG" SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMB CHIMP, kill yourself, 2 fucking weeks spamming this buyllshit 2 fucking weeks, just put a fucking bullet in your ehad fucking human failure nobody wants you here, get the fuck out of my board, get the fuck out of Yea Forums and get the fuck out of internet AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF EARTH, KILL YOURSELF, fucking cuck,if you don't have a fucking brain jsut kill yourself, 2 weeks 2 fucking weeks with this bullshit just get the fuck out of here, and is just 1 turboautist spaming this, 1 fucking turbodonkey spamming the worst shipping in the history of Steven Universe, because Pearl is pure, and you fucking cuck you're a failure, a total failure in the real life and here iun Yea Forums you're a fucking failure, stop psoting this shit stop breathing stop lviing stop messing with my wife because PEARL IS MINE AND YOU'RE STILL SPAMMING THIS FORCED TRASH EVERY FUCKING DAY, I'm sick and tired of you, sick fucking cuck you have many gems, stop MESSING WITH MY WIFE YOU HEAR ME, fucking monkey, stop messing with her, this is the last warning

I know, but Earth was a well-known battlefield for several hundred years prior to her being attacked

Also let it be known that Bismuth POOFED Lapis, not crack her as she was cracked while in the mirror by a retreating Gem's foot prior to the Diamond Attack.

How did a Lapis Lazuli with no affiliation to the Rebels or the Authority manage to find herself suddenly in the middle of a big battle in the first place?

Shouldn't she have been high up, away from literally everyone else?

>lapis is the gem equivalent of those white girls who go to shit countries and end up getting raped

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Nerd

No fuck you Lapis is for smiles and happiness now.

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>no affiliation to the the Authority
Think brainlet. The fleeing Gems where at the Galaxy Warp.

Umad?

YOU TYHINK THAT I'LL SIT HERE AND TAKE ALL OF YOUR SHIT LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BOY? FUCK YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU DESERVE A FUCKING BULLET IN YOUR HEAD

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Okay but Pearl and Greg cuddling after a fuck session in his van

>Ah, look at all the lonely people

shut the fuck up, turn off your router

Man, that was a lot of words ya said there

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>imagine your favorite gem
>imagine Greg
>think on how much you are not Greg
>that's how far you are from being liked by her

It truly hurts

>pearl and greg cheering steven on across his college graduation walk; the two turning to each other with more love than they ever thought possible

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Okay but Pearl marrying Greg though

Didn’t she say she was a reporter?

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cope pearlcuck

Lacks reporter ponytail
She seems more like a blogger desu

How do you think Greg would propose? My guess is he hides a ring inside his guitar and asks her to dislodge "a lost pick." As soon as she removes the rattling item, he takes the ring, drops to one knee, and says something along the lines of "You've never stopped saving me."
Pearl probably starts sobbing and barely manages a frantic nod before burying her face in his neck as he lifts and twirls her

A sad thing that it hasn’t been updated in two years. A damn shame

Pearl is like eternally 25. She can do a lot better than some old bald fatfuck.
Let me guess... you are self inserting as Greg?

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She's there to move the oceans whenever they want to build their shit underwater.

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You act like some 25 year old girls don't dream of getting railed by the acclaimed Universe Murdercock

Other way around buddy

Dilate

I'm a 22 year old woman who dreams of Pearl taking every throbbing inch of the murdercock.
What now, cuck?

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Holy shit.

No I'm self inserting as a hopeless romantic that likes the idea of two people initially hating each other who just misunderstood each other and we're victims of strange circumstances

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Is this a new copypasta or something?

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based femanon

So is this just what happens to Jaspers now?

Nah, Jaspers were always like that (similar to the Famethysts). The Jasper we know was the only "serious" one cause she came out autistic

I wonder if they ever realized how much unintentional damage they did to "obligate lesbian" Pearl with this episode attempting to enforce it.
>doesn't develop from a close friendship or a woman she even knows
>as first glance pick-up, they seem to have nothing in common (rough, grungy, pierced, choppers go hand-in-hand with dirt, bugs, grease)
>of course, they could go with an "opposites attract" kind of thing, but instead they made her being a Rose look-alike as the almost sole motivation for Pearl's attraction
Shit's creepy as fuck. Having a type is one thing, but imagine you're about to fuck some chick and notice a face-down picture frame on the bedside table. You flip it over to reveal someone who looks like they could be your twin, with a black ribbon over the corner. I mean, I'm sure most guy here are desperate enough, but that just makes the hesitation all the more poignant.

It pushes the concept that Pearl's attraction to Rose, and therefore her taste in women, is extremely unhealthy.

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Something like this.
>Rebellion is still manageable so the constructions haven't stopped.
>"Lapis terraforms" she was there maybe as a worker probably going to move the ocean somewhere else and go to the next planet where she was needed.
>Crystal Gems attacks facility, she finds herself in the middle of the battlefield
>Bismuth poof her
>The find her, confuse her for a crystal gem and put her in the mirror for interrogation
>The war escalates and the mirror gets damaged in the chaos of the retreat.

Greg's eyes should be two Lents flares and his dick should be one.

pure gem and pure human cant fuse.
autism.

i like it.

she draws peridot with a huge ass but pink diamond without it. anger.

chris chan level of autism.
hilarious

Wow, that's actually some good animation.

C R I N G E

Hatred you for 18 on a 2/2 shadow boi on turn two

It's like one of the rules of the internet. If there's a decent fanfiction that isn't a single chapter one off, it's guaranteed to never be finished. If anyone wants to throw down more recs it'll be appreciated while I dig through the mediocre ones.

Top Kek Lapis falling for a gem that looks like or is the one that cracked her Gem in the war, Does Lapis like being in abusive relationships?

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Pretty based

What about the aviation photo?

>you will someday see Pearl and Greg play on the stage together, as thousands will be calling their names
>they will finish off the gig by a heartfelt duet, that fuses the two in the heat of the moment
>their fusion will whip out some sort of an instrument, be it a bass or a guitar and sing a reprise of one of Greg's songs with Pearl's tones in it.
One day it will happen, anons. I believe it.

Is Stuck Together Puke's best episode?

So saying that gems can have human babies normally didn't really open the can of worms I thought it would, is there new pregnant gem art?

This is why i waifu her, here elegance yet warrior thing is really nice.

>tfw no qt to do ballet and shoot AR-15 500 yard with

pic unrelated

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I liked that episode; I was hype on the 'Bad Pearl' concept art long before it made it's way into the show.
I don't think there's anything wrong with Pearl having a 'Type'. Or getting flustered over someone who reminds her of her big-gay 'One that got away' crush. And taking time to develop a romantic taste aside from that.
And we see in 'A single pale rose' when Steven goes into her gem that she's gotten loads of phone numbers since that episode.

DESU I really love Tragic Gay Pearl. Though, her growing and moving past that traumatic loss. And getting into new, healthy relationships now that the secrets have been aired out and she's had time to work through her PTSD would be really lovely.

I feel like it'd be taking a step back for her to get together with Greg. Like the time I fucked my best friend's ex-boyfriend because I knew she'd never date me but I loved her so much, and it felt like being closer to her.

what ep was this from?

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>itt brainlets still don't know lapis was there to terraform the beta kindergarten
Reminder that Jasper is the only thing capable of saving Lapis from irrelevancy next season

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I like alien sexuality

So lovely

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>tactical genius female goes only into the bitch/butch categories
>princess trope is either autist or preachy fuck "hurr boys dumb girls smart"
>female soldier mostly follows the cadet archetype or male action hero turned female and forgets about the righteous paladin archetype

>irl this type of girl is nonexistent
fuck fuck fuckity fuck

It is like her to wordlessly dump legal responsibilities on Pearl and have her not even know until 16y later.

They're soldiers.
Soldiers are always prone to shenanigans due to idle time, intense stress and very uneven pressure for expected behaviour.

So she's a crippled war vet?

I mean the allusion seems obvious

Eh, I'm ok with this. At least Peridot is safe now.

Impossible. All sex with Steg is heterosexual by defiition because you are no man next to him.

mentally? from the start.

I meant the corruption that turned them into beasts. I stopped watching after Jasper went full beast. The corruption was portrayed at bad. I don't know if, like so many times, what was thought as bad was just beings being their true selves so it is good.

>I'm a 22 year old woman
you know the drill

All corrupt gems got fixed, they just keep scars. The jaspers apparently kept more than the rest, probably cause it makes them look like onis and that's pretty badass

Or she starts to cry because she realizes no amount of brute force can make you love her.

Probably both, in sequence, actually.

Good work.

>Not even elegant little blue loafers or something

Seriously, fuck cosplayers. Commit or quit.
Or wear these!

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>She can do a lot better than some old bald fatfuck.

Better than Greg Universe?

Name a man in the show we have seen so far who would be a better man than Greg.

And bear in mind he is the means by which Rose Quartz chose to end herself. This is not just any guy.

>a 22 year old woman

Girl, then. The human brain does not finish developing until age 25 or so.
I envy you.

I imagine they are feeling in rather high spirits after being healed.

What was it? Was it really bad?

You could do so much with Jasper trying to get over discovering the truth about Pink Diamond, relegating Lapis to second place in her mind.

Well maybe not all that much. But at least a bomb's worth, if you involve the other Jaspers dealing with it, too.

Rose is my waifu and I believe that everything she did, she did because she thought she had no choice given the circumstances. But that doesn't mean the gems who got hurt as a consequence will view and appreciate it like that.

>just beings being their true selves

Wait, what?

its from the episode space race, greg says that his uncle and aunt loved each other and loved aviation and collecting stuff, which parallels with greg and pearl who build a spaceship together in the same episode and also collect stuff

the gay agenda

Show's almost over now unfortunately. She said SU has "one more thing" and that's it...

Is it the new Crystal Phone?

Well there's the game

youtube.com/watch?v=GmPF5cJ5mf8
go to 17:25

her eyelashes omg

I don't see it

the way she blinked was weird, her eyelashes are too pronounced
i dunno user, maybe im wrong,
is just that those eyelashes really stood up to me

That wasn't a blink, that was a mournful expression.

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dunno user dunno...
i mean, when it comes to animation, it needs some purpose even though is not explained, like how they animated steg's junk moving on its own, what the fuck with that kek
youtube.com/watch?v=dnRcr6ZWxCM

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It was a distressing situation, and she was expressing hopefulness that Steven could solve it.

It alarms me that common human expressions must be explained to you.

it does jiggle wtf

i do understand human emotions user
maybe what caught me off guard were the eyelashes themselfs, that's the first time i saw them that detailded on the show, but then again maybe im wrong

BUT
WHAT
IF
HIS

yeah, OP is a fucking cuck self-inserting himself in one of the worst characters in the show because he's a fat virgin, spamming his stupid shipping every fuckin day

The murdercock cannot be contained. It runs on Dead or Alive jiggle physics, such is its might.

I have never watched a single episode of Steven Universe. All I have inferred is that the old guy apparently fucked his wife to death. Isn't this a kid's show? Like, on Cartoon Network?
Is the lady with the forehead gem his second wife? Girlfriend?

She's one of his son's mothers.

IT WON'T

Alright, just to be clear - She's not HIS wife, but it's THEIR kid? Is this some kind of cuck situation?

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Technically she chose to die so that she could reproduce with him, but you're essentially correct. The forehead gem lady is more or less his wife's ex, who lost out to the old guy for his wife's affection, but they've bonded over the loss of the wife and in having to work together to raise Steven, the old guy's son.

Fat guy's wife was a magical alien. She chose to die so that her son could inherit her magical powers.

Ok, so Forehead lady - ex girlfriend of old man's wife.
Old man - cucked forehead lady, and the wife died giving birth to Steven?
And now they're dating, like, over mutual sadness at Steven's mom's death? Isn't that kind of fucked?

Forehead one had the hits for old guy's wife from before she was his wife. Old guy fucks her to death and she leaves behind a son, who forehead raises becaus oldguy's wife made her promise to (and also because he's the saviour of the universe I guess)

So yeah, I guess it is a cuck situation

youtube.com/watch?v=IllSfxDXNvg
friendly reminder that this is gonna be the reaction times 100 when it goes canon

They're not dating; they've only recently stopped being repulsed by each other. They may date in the future though. Really if forehead was open to polygamy all of this could've been avoided

his wife choice to die so their kid would inherit the unique alien crystal that was her true body.
the forehead gem was his wife's butler, basically, and since the main character is both her lord's child as well as her reincarnation (basically) she both wants to and considers it her duty to look after him.
She actually resents the old guy because the woman she devoted her whole several-thousand-year life to chose to die as a result of falling in love with him, but thats before character growth happens

>that steg one
I never would have noticed that parallel. Jesus Christ this ship is more likely than I thought.

it will be glorious

and we will laugh and enjoy every second of it, and as tumblr's servers melt due to the overwhelming rage, we will rejoice

>the woman she devoted her whole several-thousand-year life to chose to die as a result of falling in love with him
You know I think Rose might've been thinking about something like this for a lot longer than Greg was around. She probably just chose Greg because he was her latest boy toy

get fucking hyped

I don't. I think "We need to talk" made it clear she didn't really care about any of the previous flings with human men until Greg. And even her relationship with Greg started out the same, until they started to really get to know each other in that episode. It's why Pearl was so dismissive of Greg, because she thought he was considering himself more important to Rose than he really was, but Garnet was able to see that Rose and Greg were forging something real.

>Implying she cared about Greg any more than her previous lovers
Her goal was to create a hybrid ubermensch; love was always secondary

>Her goal was to create a hybrid ubermensch
Nah, she had no grand plan there. She had no grand plan for a lot of things. You're still in the "Rose is evil Steven is a weapon" mode from before we found out who she really was. Before we found out that she was basically making everything up as she went along and just following whatever she wanted at the time. She didn't even know if Steven was going to be a boy or a girl. And there's good indication that it's around the time of "Greg the Babysitter" that she's starting to think she might want to have a baby.

>Better than Greg
Its like you havent even watched the show. If anything, its the other way around.

>I wonder if they ever realized how much unintentional damage they did to "obligate lesbian" Pearl with this episode attempting to enforce it.
The episode was written/boarded by Lauren Zuke. The same woman who started her self-insert ship (lapidot) without Sugars blessing. There's NO WAY Sugar doesnt see the harmful implications of Mystery Girl.
Now that Zuke has been Juked we'll never see Mystery Girl again. Hopefully.

>attention whore namefag
filtered

but if she does by some chance return, imagine:
>season 6 episode
>mystery girl returns
>she meets greg, thinks he's a nice guy
>later in the episode, mystery girl notices that pearl acts weird when talking about greg
>MG figures out that pearl has the hots for greg and is in denial
>she helps pearl confess her feelings for greg
>''my work here is done''

imagine the reactions from the fanbase

I'm on Yea Forums x, how DO I filter someone?

She didn't make him to be a weapon, she made him to create a gem that could grow. The whole reason she rebelled was because she admired life on Earth and saw it as an inspiration for gemkind. I think she had a lot of regrets over how the war ended and guilt over her bad decisions, ultimately concluding that gems couldn't grow in the way she dreamt; the diamonds didn't change their ways, the rebellion was destroyed and even her own Pearl who she had pushed to be independent still couldn't move past her slavish obsession with her. Rose herself probably thought she couldn't change from how she was as a diamond, and arguably she never did. Creating Steven was what she saw as the only way to make a gem that could really grow and change. I think these ideas had been stewing in her since the war, just finally finding a solution at the proposition of having a baby. That she chose Greg doesn't necessarily mean she loved him any more or less than her other lovers, just that he offered the missing piece of the puzzle. She didn't choose to die just for love, or I suppose not just for love of a single man.

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This would be absolutely based.
I can already feel the seething anger kek

dubs of fucking based

>That she chose Greg doesn't necessarily mean she loved him any more or less than her other lovers, just that he offered the missing piece of the puzzle. She didn't choose to die just for love, or I suppose not just for love of a single man.
There's nothing else special about the time period she chose in which to do it. But Garnet and then Pearl too realized that Rose had actually fallen in love with Greg. Garnet when she said that it "did work" that is to say her fusion advice for Greg in terms of bonding with Rose, and at some point too, Pearl figured it out too, as she admits in "Mr. Greg". Rose fell for Greg. She didn't just want to have a child, she wanted to have a child with the right person, and if what you're saying is true, and she'd had the idea for thousands of years, then she waited thousands of years for the right guy. But I'm perfectly willing to believe that it's something she and Greg talked about together, that they decided they wanted to do.

I like that idea EVEN THO I WANT GRASPER. I WANT MURDERCOCK TO FUCK JASPER IN HAPPINESS

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>Not all of them sitting on the couch and one Greg in the background
Weak.

It better fucking be

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I think she had the idea that gems needed to change somehow, but hadn't considered actually having a baby to do it until Greg. That Sugar confirmed gems can have normal kids without dying suggests to me that having Steven wasn't just about having a baby.

>Implying Greg didn't make her realize that she was treating humans the same way the other Diamonds had treated her
>Implying Rose didn't realize she was a complete shit heel then do some serious character development over the 4-5 years Greg and her were together
Greg redeemed her.

>That Sugar confirmed gems can have normal kids without dying
Has she explained what she means by that? How does that work?

>Fucking the gem that tried to kill her
Lapis has a type doesn't she?

Also, don't forget: die-hard Crystal Gem and Homeworld Gem that initially claimed she "never believed in this place".

>Implying Greg to be the dominant one
Gregfags are the worst

Shapeshifted pussies, ain't gotta explain shit

To be fair Becky said that Bismuth poofed many gems and Lapis didn't even get a good look at her so I don't think either of them will remember.
youtu.be/9G_Kz2U27qA?t=368

It's not the pussies that concern us.

only su thing that matters is channels movie:
discord.gg/zVEuZ5A

Wizards can't be captain you retard

>Sugar confirmed gems can have normal kids without dying
Where?

>/cgl/ reaction image

>I don't think there's anything wrong with Pearl having a 'Type'. Or getting flustered over someone who reminds her of her big-gay 'One that got away' crush.
It went way beyond a mere type, she was literally only interested because she looked exactly like Rose. Dating someone solely to replace an ex that looks just like them is an insult to the person you're trying to get with. You don't see them as the person they are, just the person you want them to be. It can never be the basis of a healthy relationship because of that.

>Implying Greg wouldn't be the dominant one
>Diamonds sing an entire song about how they want to worship someone they care for in an utterly submissive way, pleading and negotiating rather than commanding. Literally 'Come let us adore you'
>Not a bunch of massive fucking submissives (Pun unintended)
Your sense of power dynamics is fucked user.
And just as importantly, it'd be a far funnier meme.

He chooses to live in the van because it's what's comfortable for him. Dude is still literally a millionaire and with a kid as self-love centered as Steven and having to be a producer/manager for the Suspects, the guy definitely showers at the very least

It's not the genitals at question, it's the genetics.

I'm just who gives a shit. Rose seemingly triggered a factory reset of her gem like Spinel's scythe did during childbirth while simultaneously fusing with Steven while giving birth to him. This resulted in a gem that had no memories that knew nothing but being fused to a human, and a human that interacted with the gem as one of its vital organs. she could have easily not done that, which would have either resulted in Steven being 100% human or otherwise mostly human with only a faint supernatural predisposition

twitter.com/SteveRossVoice/status/1169345078449467393

there's zero evidence that DNA exists in the steven universe universe

>Diamonds sing an entire song about how they want to worship someone they care for in an utterly submissive way, pleading and negotiating rather than commanding. Literally 'Come let us adore you'
>Implying wanting to shower someone with affection is submissive
They're literally depicted as overbearing obsessive mothers. Have you never heard of mommydom?

>Rose seemingly triggered a factory reset of her gem
When separated her gem cycled through her previous forms before settling on light Steven, and Steven himself can relive his mother's memories. Seems more like she simply adopted a new form rather than reset herself.

When a friend of my wife's went through a nasty breakup, she was starved for physical attention and for about 4 or 5 months, we would all cuddle up together and watch movies or TV shows on weekends. Shit was really nice

The world needs more cuddling

It doesn't want to be fed, it wants to hunt

>going after a man and having his baby just so that you can gain more control over his love life and push him into fucking the lesbian that's obsessed with you so you can fulfill your next-level cucking fetish

Sugar is a madwoman that must be stopped !

She's out Star vs the Forces of Evil'd Star!
She's almost beaten out totally spies on sheer fetishism!
The mad woman must be stopped!

>the redeemer gene comes from the demagio/universe bloodline and not the quartz/diamond side
Imagine my shock

>transform Yea Forums into Plebbit-lite: the post
you're OP right? fucking fat bastard, stupid chimp crying because his shipping is bad as fuck like him? get the fuck out of here back to Facebook, you can block the whole internet there fucking faggot

I recognize namefag from Discord, he's a schizo poorfag that's obsessed with Brie Larson.

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Based and chadpilled

Why is it always the schizo's and autists that become attention whoring namefags? Like wouldn't being anonymous help out with people NOT seeing how pathetic you are? Unless you get your kicks from it I honestly don't see why people would do this in a place built for anonymity.

Sad

Can you imagine? All the raging, all the seething? And depression, and bargaining, and acceptance?

>bruh larsson

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>a schizo poorfag that's obsessed with Brie Larson.

The lowest form of life.

Also nice Alita ref. (Or technically AR-13, I guess.)

Here's the inked version.

If you or anyone else is still up for coloring it, here's a link to the source file: dropbox.com/s/vin58yr73tq1kyz/greg and pearl fusion mistake.psd?dl=0

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Really nice work, user.
Your style is beautiful

I thought you were only into /ss/ ships

beautiful work man

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But what does their fused form look like!

Ziggy Stardust?

....Huh.

beautiful linework, this has earned its place in my grearl folder

>season 6 features pearl steadily making her ass and hips bigger
>starts doing her morning yoga right beside Greg's van
>mysteriously in downward dog
as he wakes up each morning

reminds me of this

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Swain, is that you? Where do you post your work these days?

Would you mind sharing the folder? I am desperately low on grearl pics

His Tumblr is still active

Tumblr: Swainart
DA: Swainart
Twitter: SwainArtFS

It really shouldn't be any different than Steven and Connie.
Although now that I started thinking about it I'm a little afraid.
>gem bodies are made from light
>fusion can make bigger bodies
>the few gem+human fusions we have seen are too big to be entirely from meat
>gem+human fusions poof into some weird meat blob

Greg tried with Rose. He failed but figured he didn’t need to fuse with her to love her.

In my head, since Greg was able to fuse with Steven, he's now more capable at possible fusion.

But because he's pure human and Pearl is pure gem, it still won't happen. It can just... almost happen.

I can imagine an entire episode of them retrying over and over again just to see if it's possible, with the help of everyone else, but in the end it doesn't work. But the time and trials together creates a new bonding experience and it ends with Garnet and Amethyst agreeing that they succeeded. Ends with a duet between the two.

>>the few gem+human fusions we have seen are too big to be entirely from meat
Stevonnie looked like an average human woman, which is like 150 lbs, but she's made from two 12 year olds, who should weigh like 90 pounds each (and that's not considering Steven's a fatty). There's actually mass missing.

>Acceptance
They never get to that level, Tumblrites are delusional.

A lot of it is in the hair

I want her to hug me

>Greg and Rose have a somewhat complicated relationship
>He deeply resents Rose for her manipulative nature and her habit of constantly putting Steven in danger.
>Greg understands that this is necessary at times, as Steven is taking up his mother's role as Rose's guardian.
>Other times, however, it seems as if she's simply amused by the boy's struggles. Perhaps she derrives a sense of importance from Steven's ceaseless efforts to serve and protect her.
>This infurates Greg to no end.
>Her exploitative nature isn't limited to his son, of course.
>Rose's infatuation with Greg became more overt after his lover's passing; turning downright coercive as he continually rejected her advances.
>She would often bring Steven's safety on an upcoming mission into question until he begrudgingly agreed to some trivial date or a night in bed.
>One night in particular ended with Greg storming out into the night after Rose had taken Pearl's form in order to wrest some more passion from the widowed man.
>Steven was not oblivious to the ways the diamond manipulated his father.
>The innate subservience he felt to her, however, prevented him from speaking out; at times even pleading for his father to be more understanding of her lonliness.

This is becoming a pretty messed up AU

>Rose gaslighting Steven into abandoning Connie when she notices them getting closer
>He can’t be loyal to the both of them and she is the only one who will ever understand him.

Never particularly disliked Rose until I thought of her in this context kek

>Blackmailing a father into sex while brainwashing and raping his son
This Rose is hardcore

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>Pink Diamond Reveal
>Literally everyone turns against Rose
>Not Steven even though he wants to. He has to love her, it’s all he can feel.
>He loves her so much.

>Garnet always steps in to protect Greg from Rose as best as she can when he inevitably invokes one of her infamous tantrums.
>Only Steven is able to talk her down each time, though Rose always gets what she wants in the end.
>She throws a particularly severe fit when Greg begins spending time with another human: a woman around his age by the name of Vidalia.
>She vents her anger to Amythest one night as Greg and Vidalia are out at a concert.
>Completely loses her cool as Amythest suggests that perhaps its natural for Greg to want to be with his own kind.
>Pink snaps a pier leg like a matchstick and she screams that he's only seeing "that lower lifeform" because she reminds him of Pearl.
>Steven, hearing his mother's name, rushes out of the house to calm his diamond before she does any serious damage.
>His presence only further upsets her, as she sees the spitting image of the deceased gem in the slender boy.
>Pink reels her hand back to strike him. Steven stands motionless before her and squeezes his eyes shut. Anything for his diamond.
>Instead of a devastating blow, two protecting arms wrap around his torso and carry him away from the chaos.
>His eyes open to see a teary-eyed Vidalia gently stroking his hair.
>Behind her, Greg is speaking to the irrate diamond.
>Her breathing seems to even after a moment and Steven's heart sinks as she leans down to kiss his father.
>Vidalia herself has began crying but does her best to maintain her composure as she leads Steven away to his father's van.
>"What did he say to her?..." he asks the tall woman, his voice straining with heartache.
>Vidalia swallows hard and forces a meek smile, sitting beside the boy on the back bumper. "Oh, you know... just that old Universe charm..."

She probably wouldn't bother hiding her true form from him if her method was coercion rather than deception

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True.
>Steven being forced to keep every time Pink has abused him a secret

this is a lie, actually. That’s totally Rebecca and they had some dumb reason to claim otherwise, way back when

It literally looks nothing like Rebecca. She doesn't have a townie model unlike the other boarders.

Go back to le ddit/tumblr and learn to speak english faggot. If you use a trip or name than NOTHING you say matters.
The fact that a stupid ship makes you SEETHE this hard is making me laff. Slit your wrists and bleed to death.
Oh and now that I know how to filter you I never have to see your worthless comments again :^)
filtered.

>why yes I knew Steven was a diamond all along how could you tell?

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Namefags and Tripfags have nothing important to say, as proven by all your posts. All you nigger do is come into a thread and screech for attention. I'm giving you a (you) just to let you know this, so you can improve yourself AND the quality of your posts by removing your name/trip. If you don't than you'll just get filtered away.
Names/Trips should ONLY be for a specific purpose (you're an artfag/creatorfag, hosting a competition, etc)

>"Dad, come on, it was an accident!"
>The 16 year old's superhuman strength keeps his father from pushing past. Greg struggles in his son's grip regardless, completely blinded with rage.
>"I told her never to put hands on you!" He's shouting louder than he intends. Seeing the large bruise on Steven's neck was too much to bear. Pink had gone too far.
>Greg swiftly ducks under Steven's outstretched arm and manages to load two shells into the shotgun slung across his elbow.
>Amythest and Garnet attempt to stall him in the living room to little avail.
>It's on the back porch where Greg finds Pink: reclined on a beach chair without a care in the world.
>He trained the barrel at the gem in her belly and was fully prepared to squeeze the trigger when his son broke the gap between them.
>The three were frozen for several seconds, Garnet and Amythest looking on in horror.
>"Dad... Please..." Steven's tembling voice stole his father's willpower.
>The gun clattered loudly on the deck.
>Pink draped her arms around the boy's shoulders and kissed his cheek, her eyes locked on Greg's.
>"My hero~" She cooed, venomously.

>Steven gets poofed, and when he reforms he comes out looking like pic-related

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she’s bisexual, obvi

>Then gradually reforms, like a T-1000 made out of hamburger meat, his scream starting as a thin, weezy sound, but soon reaching a horrific crescendo just before he is left, panting and covered in dewy swear, shivering naked on the floor - whole, but traumatized.

youtube.com/watch?v=pWD23_pyOGU

When Steven fuses, any organic parts are temporarily stored in a pocket dimension created by his gem, similar to his room in the temple. The fusion's body is a light body, like any normal Gem's.

who is it supposed to be then, genius? who else gets front-and-center townie cameo, right next to Ian, at the big rock show??

>Steven gets splattered on the sidewalk
>all the viscera gets slowly sucked into his gem
>Steven reforms, it’s Pink Steven
>wordlessly pulls a healed human-Steven out of his gem and immediately fuses with it

>Steven can get poofed, just not with destabilizers and it requires tremendous effort
>was mid discussion with someone before being poofed by something on accident
>wants to get back as fast as possible like Amethyst so he just chooses the default settings
>shows up as Pink Diamond, with Stevens voice

Steg Multiverse, straight from Sugar Mama’s lips

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“Steg” was obvious, but I feel like “Steg Multiverse” she got from reading Yea Forums.

>pink
>but male
poor greg

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>get called crazy for years
>fans say it's crackpot
>fans say its been debunked
>fans say it's denying reality
It gets confirmed:
>fans flip out
>some say it was too obvious
>some say it makes no sense
>some start "finding" foreshadowing as if it wasn't pointed out by theorists ywars ago
>some just reeee and reeee and reeee
Feels good.

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>left Spinel in the garden
>left Bismuth in a bubble
>left Lapis in a mirror
>left Steven and Greg and Pearl
Is pink diamond a chad

pink diamonds fucking cute but also a terrible person

>My Pearl will keep any secret for me, even matters of life and death
>Should I tell her about my teleporting lion zombie with a pocket dimension in its mane?
>Nahh lmao

A well intentioned terrible person. Road to hell and all that jazz.

He was originally going to be in S1 and called Mr Multiverse. Why would Rebecca take anything from us lmao

>He was originally going to be in S
U wot m8?

Yeah they've been looking for ways to use him for years.

tv.avclub.com/rebecca-sugar-on-happy-endings-and-the-steven-universe-1837947668?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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Imagine Greg and Rose doing the deed right there in the cave, then discussing building the house. I bet Steven lived with Greg just until the house was finished. That Greg outright refuses to live in Steven's house, how can one man be so base

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>despite not having his gem powers Steven could have warped to the diamonds with some kind of whistle?
????
youtu.be/BUspdCVRa-o

answer honestly, If cn managed to get their hands on super science to make gems irl
would you?

Imagine Rose sending Pearl off to count all the grains of sand on the other side of the beach so she has time to bareback Greg balls deep behind her back.

Would I purchase a gem?
>not finding your favorite crystals from childhood and trying to coax the gem out of them
Would you get your gems to fuse?

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Given we only have one planet and after it's gone we're fucked?
...yes, yes I would unfortunately. I am not a clever man and my penis is very insistent.

>find cute cristal
>get portable gem kindergarten kit
>find a rocky place
>let the tool cut and make gem

>>get portable gem kindergarten kit
Oh great, now I want tiny gems too, like these maybe.

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>pink
>but male
Pearl's best-ending

Grearl would probably happen if Sucrose was in full control and/or wasn't afraid of getting ass blasted by the fanbase

It's the last season, the fuck does she have to lose

Pebbles were cool
Did people not like the pebbles?

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They were fun, there was just more to focus on in that arc.

>het white protagonist
He's black dummy

>can either make tiny gem army at once or make 1 big gem

You guys do realise that Pearl is immortal and Greg will die in a few decades making her alone again?

any lesbians in this thread?
I wanna beat you up

For a race of immortals gems don't seem to do alot of forward-thinking.

>Implying Steven wouldn't Pink his own dad given he Pinked the residential complete asshole.
The Murdercock shall go on through space for all eternity user.

>Hessonites are like admirals
Garnet is impersonating an officer
You do mean the butthole right?

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Shit, dude. I can only imagine Amethyst being forced to be the mature one at this point, since Rose is pretty much taking all of her worst qualities and cranking them up to 11.

The only thing they have left to do for season 6 is make Rose a straight up villain and I think the movie was priming people to think of her as such.

colored

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Fucking excellent user.

If you want to date a fusion, DO NOT talk about her components

>the show made him a regular fat boy like seen in almost every cartoon
>not pushing the boundaries making him an effeminate pink giant who gives his dad awkward feelings
one job sugar

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Rhodonite is fucking thick

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reminds me of this

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I imagine this is just Pink if she was never forced to mature. She'd rebel against the gempire, sure, but her selfish, unhealthy tendencies would see her become more of a childish tyrant than a revolutionary

Any drawfag here to draw the Lord Universe here

>murdering both gems and majors with it's cunt/cock
that's too much power user

Steven can raise him as a pink zombie so he's immortal. Alternatively, Steven can just cry on him every few years and heal him up.

Especially when she has to deal with the death of the closest person to her on top of that. Greg's out the equation here and she's hiding way too much from Garnet and Amethyst. She's effectively alone with nowhere to run and no one to turn to, forcing her to lash out on everyone else in response.

Clearly Pearl and Greg fused in to David Bowie from the Movie Labyrinth.

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Dude... you republished their art.

Those this has a second part?

Garnet is stealing valor.

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I think that's the point

>kevin's raging boner on pink steven

Obviously you are correct and all other opinion holders should simply accept they are wrong.

you deserved to be called crazy if you were one of the PD=RQ crowd in season 1 and 2 when there was literally no evidence beyond a "rose quartz" being the same color as pink.

>needing further evidence
show's not that deep nigga

I like to think she and Steven fucked.

The big takeaway from me was all the shit Rose could do that Amethyst and Jasper couldn't.

I'm kinda surprised but also not that Steven never asked why Jasper could only do so much while his "quartz" gem has a CVS receipt long list of powers.

Well you gotta remember Steven’s other powers are floating, healing, psychic and plantlife involved, whereas Jasper and him only ever met in combat.

LGBT? More like LGBTFO!

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When were diamonds first revealed to exist? With Yellow in season 2? Pink wasn't namedropped until the end of season 3, but she did have a moon mural.

How fucked up would be if Adult Steven ends up looking more and more like Pink's original form until there is little to not difference between them?

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>steven invites friend to house
>who the chubby kid in all the pictures?
>oh that's me

It'd be fucking hilarious that's what it'd be. It would also make Yea Forums question their sexuality as much as Steg

>Why do you have so much pictures of yourself?

>that's pearls thing

Based mung.

is close. A lot of this show seems to have something that is initially shown to be bad. Later in the series is shown that it isn't bad but, actually society telling you it is bad. Like the whole trans thing.

>society keeps telling me "trans gays is ok user"
>learn from the show that although trans people and gays aren't evil, being evil and self centered on a daily basis is always coming from those carrying big gay.
>show only reinforces my belief

As far as i'm concerned greg and steven are good people and they are both straight males while the gay female-coded space rocks are ugly and bad people, specially rose.

I'm sorry the fuck you talking about, how is being degraded to senseless vile beasts good? They don't even keep any memories of the horrid time as seen with centipede girl, why would you ever think losing the greatest thing in nature, sentience, would be a GOOD thing?

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>on the surface Sugar is the most leftist show creator of the last decade
>in reality is the most red pilled creator trying to warn the world about the dangers of the big gay

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Like Fusion. By itself it isn’t bad, it’s just Homeworld that doesn’t like it.

>By itself it isn’t bad
It is though, it's been proven to be extremely addictive to gems to the point of obsession. Ruby + Sapphire, Pearl + Garnet, Garnet + Amethyst, Jasper + Lapis, etc.