Let's have a Good Old Fashion Bully Marco Thread. Also please no Star Bulling.
Let's have a Good Old Fashion Bully Marco Thread. Also please no Star Bulling
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user, marco is a self-insert for the fandom, it's impossible people make fun on him
>Star Bulling
What a perfect typo for a cuck thread.
Well Star was a self-insert for Nefcy and she cucked the living hell out of her, so challenge excepted.
I want to bully Janna because she's gay lol
What's with all the art of Marco getting his balls beaten
does this image count as bullying for Star or Marco?
Beta
Yuo beta male
No idea mate
ok
Or Lincoln Loud for that matter, the amount of incest there.
Janna is not, i repeat NOT a shovel. DELETE
Janna TIME!
She looks like Kevin from Ed Edd n’ Eddy.
Janna is a banana
Jackie agrees on torturing the shit out the asshole who made her lose faith in men.
So.. Star bullying thread?
So Tom? Nigga fucked around with the Blood Moon.
>Why yes I raise my husband’s children born out of wedlock and use my time and the peasants’ tax money to provide them with a happy life, how did you know?
Why do you always miss the best one?
OHNONONONO HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT DIS DOOD
Nice. This is new?
>implying Marco would even see her coming
how will Star ever compete?
take back
Right off the presses.
Fuck nigger mods and fuck 4channel for its stringent nazi mod rulings
>implying he wasn’t the one who consensually invited her in the first place
???
She can't
Star is cute..
But Jackie is hot.
This image is kinda disturbing, mostly because his mom's there
And Janna is naughty.
underrated.
But Hekapoo.. Hekapoo is cute, hot and naughty. The clear winner.
And Star knows it
Honest to God Star deserves to get cucked for ruining everything.
>Janna loves Marco and wants to fuck Globgor
>Eclipsa loves Globgor and wants to fuck Marco
They should make a deal and take turns cucking Star while keeping each other's man satisfied.
>Good Old Fashion Bully Marco Thread
You mean Good Old Fashion Bully Star Thread? Theres been plenty of those in the past. Don't recall any Bully Marco Threads.
>Don't recall any Bully Marco Threads.
All ended in absolute failures where the bullies wanted to get fucked by Marco.
Come on! Marco's cool.
And then proceed to kill themselves
Pleb route is H-Poo. The patrician route is cucking Star by going after black girls.
Only good pairing after S1/2 Starco and Jarco.
Marco should have been a girl
Marco has a sister now, Tom could be the dude who tries to hit on his friend's sisters but is old enough to be their brother. They could call him Uncle Tom.
kek
We need more of Higgs cucking Star, preferably during squire training
It's weird that such a well-designed and cute character with so much tsundere potential was so wasted.
The only Star worth fighting for.
Bros, I found Star.
I wish she was introduced in season 1 so she could have been developed
When will Star learn to knock first?
never
Well she should, it's not very respectful of the other person's privacy.
Yeah, it's so rude
Very rude.
Is it the same person who always turns a Marcocuck thread into a Starcuck thread
Probably
The people demand that Star be cucked.
We have to give the people what they want.
iunno, check the filenames
This. Star has to be cucked to atone for her crimes.
Star enjoys being cucked, anyway.
I found Janna
>Eclipsa
No one can stop her.
False, this is Janna.
Garabatoz is truly the king of Star Cuck
They would have been a cute couple.
I found Higgs.
But who'd be Eclipsa?
Her appetite is insatiable.
No matter how many innocent people Star exterminates or worlds she destroys, she literally can't win.
What's with the space marine on Star's back?
cute
Star, you've gone too far this time. You know Marco would never knowingly do that to his own sister, which is why you blindfolded him.
>Hey Marco! Star brought us all here to fuck you.
>a happy pregnant Jackie
Star is perfect.
Can't have a thread without this gem.
Marco, there's a big package at the door for you. The label says Star sent it.
perfect
>Hurry Bork, I think the drugs are wearing off for the girl. I want a chance with the warrior too before she wakes up. He'll give us strong babies.
>M..Marco! They drugged us.. What did they do to you?
Tummy slut
I hope you get shot by the police.
;P
Why?
She's been through a lot..
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There's this comic of Marco and Hekapoo fucking while Star watches. Usually, there wouldn't be anything wrong with this but the way Star acts towards this is very childlike. Think of a kid who's desperately trying to get someone's attention, it's like that. It doesn't mesh well with the explicit banging.
let this show go
I disagree, you're taking her smallness too literally. It's just to symbolically emphasize how superior Hekapoo's body is to Star's, as well as to contrast with Marco's being an adult in the Neverzone.
How do we stop the cuckquean menace?
>How do we stop the cuckquean menace?
Tell everyone ITT to go to user.cafe
Gross, they got anime shit and 3D girls.
kek
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA
Star is such a plebcuck.
Janna sexually bullying Marco!
Janna bullying Marco into marriage!
Marco consentually submitting to Janna's sexual advances!
>Half way through college Marco snaps and bangs Janna and makes her truly fall in love with him
Post bullied and heartbroken Stars
A truly defeated Star.
Mannafags AAAAAAAAA
Also fuck star. oh wait...
the queen of cucks
"Marco, where did this marriage go wrong?"
How would a petite girl like Janna bully a man like this?
>running makeup
damn it this always turns me on
With every Starcuck thread, a magic spell gets vindicated.
>we will never get an evil star using green/evil magic
show went to shit after season 2, hell we came up with better shit
>matured marco bringing college girls back to his room.
>star sips wine and smokes in the living room.
perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Honestly in 10-15 years when this gets rebooted they should keep the structure of season 1-2 and bring in some of the waifus of 3 and onward.
>>we will never get an evil star using green/evil magic
Star going green was one of those moments that really rocked the boat in a good way because of the escalation. Toffee and Ludo are coming back, Marco is getting with Jackie, Star is conflicted between Earth and Mewni and now this. Shame what happened instead.
we needed to force 2 groups of people together, even though they wanted to live separately. When her plan failed she then committed genocide and forced an entire new group of people to live with them.
Truly she is a wise and noble queen
Glad they're probably not doing a fifth season. You just know they would bullshit their way to a happy ending like the fourth season where everyone's IQ dropped by double digits. Mewmans and monsters will probably never find peace on earth.
a truly wise cuck queen
Janna and everyone back home never seeing Adult Marco in all his edgy glory is a crime.
>adult marco is never flexed to the rest of the cast.
>Star destroys magic.
Fuck nefcy?
>pegging
Kys user
I liked S3, S4 is where shit went down.
I didn't even know there was pegging involved, I just saved it because I like Janna in her suit.
>guy in dress
>girl in suit
why does this turn me on
>Fuck nefcy?
Fuck Nefcy.
I think Kim and Star would be great friends
Anymore SFW pics of Marco being chickenbutted?
Any SFW pics where Marco is the hypnotist (not necessarily to Janna)?
Also, thanks
Any pics of Marco getting chickenbutted where he and Janna just take a nap while leaning against each other with smiles on their faces?
I got this rough sketch of Marco in a heavy state of ahego after Janna hugs him.
I'll take it.
Do you think she drew crude stick figure porn of her and Marco?
Delicious Filipina Chest
Why are they such a comfy pairing in comparison to Starco?
Because it's got a solid foundation and isn't toxic like Starco.
Which female character has the most similar personality to Marco's?
Star but only because they tossed out his everyman angle to make him something he wasn't in Season 3 with that awful knight arc.
i want to rape star so fucking badly but i know that she could easily kick my ass even without magic
see? I told you OP now this is just another starcuck thread
they aren't
Sure Star, sure.
>Marco
>the hypnotist
He'd either be perfect for that, or too boring. Anyways, what are some suggestions that he would be implant?
>He'd either be perfect for that, or too boring.
I'd say the latter since he's the lawful good guy of the cast and would be too chicken to use it creatively like Star or Janna. Maybe use to escape a monster or to sneak around without guards on his back.
Maybe hypnotize them to be lawful good as well
>Star, Mina, genocide is bad m'kay? Stop.
Shit, I think we just saved the show.
Yeah.
Cute
How can starco even compete?!
>How can starco even compete?!
I am just as clueless as you are user.
Yooooo I like your stuff.
Very nice.
Maybe its the sweaters.
>Because it's got a solid foundation and isn't toxic like Starco.
What solid foundation?
They're Californians, I'm surprised they don't wear lighter clothes.
cringe
Don't be mad he didn't take your request user.
>uses "cringe"
Beat it, kid!
>t. Star "effect" butterfly
Marco's Mom has it goin' on.
Oh this is perfect. I'm saving this for shitposting purposes.
10/10 waifu
Aside from all the stalking, brainwashing, roofying, stealing, bullying, harassing and breaking & entering
>raises husband's children
Cucked, but they're going to end up liking star more than their real moms. So, in a way she sort of wins.
cringe
Yikes
cringe
I wish there was more of her without the hat. She looked cute in the scene where he takes it off to hide a unicorn on her head.
chicken butt.
cringe
I'm still bothered by the finale. A lot of loose threads still hanging, Mina doesn't even get arrested or anything and just leaves, and you have this event that combines the two worlds together making you question was it worth it?
Also always bothered me how Earth or at least Echocreek was so complaint with Star's magic. There should have been some investigations towards her and corporations and politicians interested to reap the benefits of this new world.
>Mina doesn't even get arrested or anything and just leaves
It's total anarchy. There isn't a functioning government left at the time. Earth military forces will probably exterminate most of the monsters fairly soon and re-establish the infrastructure of government, but until they do, there won't be much in the way of law enforcement going on.
>and you have this event that combines the two worlds together making you question was it worth it?
It isn’t. They basically tossed the monsters and Mewmans onto the most hostile planet on this side of the galaxy. Violence from both sides is expected.
Oh yeah I forgot the kingdom was dissolved. Still Star and gang are still competent fighters and can take down Mina. She's still the biggest reason any of that shit happened.
Reminder that Nefcy & co. felt that it was more important to show detailed epilogues for Talon and Kelly than for Tom, Moon, River, Eclipsa, Buff Frog, Ludo, the Mewman/Monster conflict and even Starco
So they "take down" Mina. Then what? Mina herself is, as she noted, largely irrelevant to the coming course of events at this point.
As for your point about Earth being unaware of magic, it's somewhat like an old scifi story. In it, faster-than-light travel is easily attainable and simple to do, but its mechanism is so weird that all civilizations who discover it abandon science as an endeavor. This typically happens at around a medieval level of development. So most of the universe is these high fantasy dudes running around invading places that look like easy targets and fighting over territory and status. But Earth never discovered FTL. Science progressed to its modern level, granting military power greater than the rest of the universe combined. One day, an alien spaceship shows up and disgorges a troop of knights that demand fealty. When it's clear that they're serious, they get massacred with impunity by the locals. And then Earth has the FTL technology and the knowledge that nothing else in the universe would pose a threat to even the military might of the Vatican. And since interstellar travel only needs medieval technology and resources, EVERYONE can get in on it right away. The masquerade / secrecy / whatever is a narrative conceit that allows high fantasy to exist at all in a modern setting.
Okay but it's not like Ayys have stealth technology to avoid being detected by radars, or showing up as LARPERs to seem innocuous, we see Star use magic out in the open, even in front of the law enforcement in that break up episode. At the very least I'd expect some more concerns like "That looks dangerous" or "HOLY SHIT FUCKING MAGIC" from bystanders. Correct me if i'm wrong as I'm not too familiar with the concept you're talking about.
Without the magic of Solaria, Mina is just a regular mewman. Furthermore she was acting on the behalf of the MHC, who got indirectly executed for their conspiring. If anyone its Moon who got off light and arguably only because she helped fix the mess
>new world.
while there isn't a whole lot, there's more evidence to suggest Earth has had interactions with Mewni and other planets far longer than Star being sent to Echocreek as a foreign exchange student.
I mean, look at Tom. he's a demon explicitly from Hell. and not some sequeestered "one of many Hells", Hell as its own plane of existence.
in a setting where demons are real and go anywhere, it'd be most likely that all governments already have supernatural dealings via demons and have done for thousands of years.
>I mean, look at Tom. he's a demon explicitly from Hell. and not some sequeestered "one of many Hells", Hell as its own plane of existence.
It's in the dimension of Mewni underneath the kingdom of Mewni, isn't it? Which would make hell now be on Earth-ni.
>Star literally brought hell to earth
Dies irae?
>Earth has had interactions with Mewni and other planets far longer than Star being sent to Echocreek as a foreign exchange student
>in a setting where demons are real and go anywhere
>Go anywhere and also be docmumented
I don't recall these being addressed in the show
>It's in the dimension of Mewni underneath the kingdom of Mewni, isn't it?
nope
It's Los Angeles. What do you think would happen if Star somehow did that in the real world, right now? Even in other places, most people are not inclined to notice things if it would involve hassle and a lot of paperwork for them. Who's going to take an interest in a few weirdos running around the suburbs?
Remember that episode where Star thinks the sports team her school is playing against are going to be literal warriors invading the school and she booby traps the football field. I know the American school system is fucked, but I doubt it's THAT fucked up.
Yeah. That would get a "Florida man" level entry in the local papers.
The police would investigate it no matter what and the victims would demand compensation. I know it's just a filler episode but it does raise questions.
Like how an investigation would work when all the traps, monsters, and such disappear without a trace?
Moon knew enough of Earth that she felt it a safe place to let Star live with the people there,
Tom is intimately familiar with human culture including their music and movies, as well as being able to travel freely between Hell, Mewni, and Earth, and pretty much anywhere else other than the realm of magic
and if demons are both real and spending some amount of time on Earth then surely over the past 300,000 years at least some occultists would have sought them out, learned actual things from them, and written it down. Tom doesn't even bother to hide his horns, third eye, or abstain from using his powers in public, and nobody cares, so there's not even a masquerade of any kind.
If the show depicts demons and magic as only slightly surprising to the average citizen all you can conclude is the average citizen is fully aware that supernatural things are real with about the same certainty that they are aware Jupiter has moons
It's a sports game. Someone could have very well been recording and you still have what happened to the victims.
Episodes in which she kills/seriously injure civilians are extremely common in the first seasons.
She's always being the worst and deserves to be cuck by her superior elders.
uh huh:
>This is funny, Star. When I lay on Eclipsa's lap I can't see her face properly due to her chest... but, with you, there is nothing in between.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>not visible in picture: the guy that Eclipsa's grinding against is River
hey, Star had to get it from somewhere
>hey, Star had to get it from somewhere
This is canon.
Butterflies are all natural cucks and psychos.
Remember Skywynne's crush married another woman and she got so mad she destroyed a whole dimension, commiting genocide against its crearures.
I'm surprised the peaseants didn't revolt on their stupid asses.
Meant to reply to
Peasants show their discontent from time to time and each queen has its own ways to deal with it.
But, at the end of the day, they've grown so dependant and have so little rights compared to the all powerful magic monarch, they just deal with it.
That's why they were so shocked when Eclipsa introduced democracy and allowed them to vote Globgor's destiny. They had never made a choice regarding the Government before... no wonder after said episode all Mewmans in New Monster Town were happy.
>basically Two Marcos for the show
Boring
Baddest bitch in the monarchy confirmed.
I remember people saying that Marco has a fat butt, but from the episodes I've seen it's just flat and the hoodie is over it. Any pics from the show that show that he has a fat butt?
He hasn't. Must be Star's vision
Do you think Star secretly enjoys being a cuck?
I think he did
I'd enjoy being a cuck
Yeah
t. Tom.
That's the only explanation of her allowing Marco to babysit Meteora, even though she'll grow into someone with better curves than her.
Maybe nt, but what about a fit butt?
*not
Meteora will be the final winner of the Marcobowl.
That baby is ready to play the long game.
I love seeing women suffer emotionally from their own failures and insecurities. That taco you got there isn't the key to the world after all, is it?
>baby with bedroom eyes
WTF Nefcy
>NOOOOOOOOO I NEED MY MARCO
She learnt it from her teacher.
These two cucks deserve each other.
Star deserves a cell in USP Florence and Marco deserves to get female on male gangraped
kek
I think Hekapoo is the biggest cuck.
>had the guy pursuing her for 16 years
>lost him the moment Star reappears.
y'all need therapy
Because they didn't ruin it with a constant stream of will they wouldn't they.
They never were a thing.
StarXMarco had been shipped together by the creators since the blood moon.
>Marco gangraped by women with star in a cell.
Sounds about right, what women would get in on that female gangbang?
The ending was basically mass effect 3 ending of cartoons
prove me wrong
Never played ME.
You save world from ancient mystery niggas by destroying the only means of travel between solar systems
I really liked the booth kiss, why do people hate Starco?
Because they dragged their feet till the very end, they should have gotten together and stayed together after the TV movie.
The show had to decline for it's sake. See season 3,4.
Because Star is a horrible person and Marco deserves better.
Basically just a case of "side girl #3 makes my dick harder than any other girl. The writers are hacks for not letting my self-insert end up with her instead of his designated love interest from the beginning of the series"
But Marco was as bad as Star.
Correct
How?
Marco didn't commit Omnicide though.
funny it was /cuckquean/ that got me into star vs, and now a star vs thread brought me back to /cuckquean/
I thought it was gone forever
Why can't they self-insert with one of Heekapoo's canon boyfriends? They got some action.
He did help.
What? He participated in it protecting Star.
this
This what? He helped Star go through it.
That makes Marco equaly guilty.
>That makes Marco equally guilty.
Why would that make Marco equally guilty? maybe he could have a small part of the guilt but the one to ultimately cast the whispering spell was Star
Marco isn't as guilty as star maybe a pinch of guilt but not as much as star.
There's more? i only saw two on the booru
That's not how it works.
If you close the door and avoid a girl from escaping using violence so your friend can rape her, he is the rapist but you aid with said crime and will go to jail too.
As a matter of fact, we have examples in American Crime History of wives who did that for their rapist husbands. And nobody thinks those sluts deserve better.
>Jarco kid
>Manna kid
>???
Who is #3 mom?
Janna agien
He didn't masterminded it but he condoned it and helped her do it
Yeah basically
Reminder Star would fuck any dude who knows how to dance.
neat.
Not even close. The ship was doomed from the start because Nefcy is dumb enough to think that once a pairing get together, there’s nothing else you can do with them.
Yeah, it's not like he agreed with her plan, helped her doing it (he gave her the puddin in the magic dimension) and protected her.
She doesn’t want to admit it, but yes.
Of course she does.
Was Nefcy a fraud?
>Nefcy is dumb enough to think that once a pairing get together, there’s nothing else you can do with them.
I kept giving Nefcy the benefit of the doubt because I thought she had planned out some spectacular, romantic and over-the-top plotline for when Starco hooked up (especially after Bloodmoon Ball and Face the Music) that could only happen at the end of the series but they just sort of decide to hook up in a barn like two episodes after she is finally free from Tom, we get some cheap drama about how they'll never see each other again, they do see each other again and then the show ends.
No wonder why Marco decided to stay in a dying world, Star is so sexy.
I liked the barn part.
I as well enjoy when the long awaited hookups happen before the final battles
Yes, absolutely.
Same, I was expecting some crazy bullshit after Season 2 hyped us all up.
Marcocucks can't accept Marco being part of the genocide and believe their own fanfictions.
Still he's going to dump Star in a week.
I mean Nefcy did say it was up to fate and she WAS the main force behind Starco...
Marco on a couch surrounded by girls.
No way. All this cucks memes are just memes, if you watched the show you can see that Marco is madly in love with Star.
>he was a shit boyfriend to Jackie because he can't stop talking about Mewni
>he left his awesome adventure life in Hekapoo's dimension just to go back to Star
>He abandoned his family just to be Star's squire and suffers in silence
If we take Nefcy's word in the AMA is more likely that Star dumps Marco than the other way.
Not enough Sabrina
Damn that's cute Janna
Why can't self-insert haremfags accept that Marco is in love with Star?
Because Nefcy left it open for us with the intention of doing so.
Nefcy basically made that non canon in the reditt ama
She's did that just in case she ever goes back, but honestly, the chances of that are so slim now that Disney has a replacement (Amphibia) to take Star's place on top of the Owl House that's coming later. Plus, Nefcy already tried to make a Star Vs. comic, but that bombed and I don't think the Mouse is going to take chances with Nefcy again after the third season.
No, all she did was pussy out from a "happily ever after" epilogue because she wants to leave the door open for more seasons or movies in case Disney feels like it.
Both Star and Marco showed that they were more than willing to abandon their families, friends and responsabilities just to be with each other.
>No, all she did was pussy out from a "happily ever after" epilogue because she wants to leave the door open for more seasons or movies in case Disney feels like it.
That's what I said.
>Both Star and Marco showed that they were more than willing to abandon their families, friends and responsabilities just to be with each other.
Nefcy really did a number on her own show.
>Both Star and Marco showed that they were more than willing to abandon their families, friends and responsabilities just to be with each other.
You've just defined every rebel teenage crush in history.
Those don't last long.
But it's Disney we are talking about. It worked for Ariel, so Starco may make it too.
>Those don't last long.
God I remember Nefcy saying something on the AMA about teenage relationships and the "realistic" word was thrown in there. Very inconsistent of her especially regarding all the other shit that went down.
This show would work well as a Mexican soap opera.
>this is literally the only time Star got into Marco's pants.
>Star for god sake learn to knock
That was a really neat burn
>Hello I'm Star and this is Jackass.
>All of star's female ancestors jump marco.
>Jackass theme plays
>>All of star's female ancestors jump marco.
Hi, I'm Marco Diaz, and this is REGICIDE!
>WAIT MARCO N-
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Eclipsa's even into cosplay for thematic episodes.
Plus Amphibia is actually decent.
is this homesuck
This is Patrick.
Why does every thread for this show revolve around one of the leads cucking the other?
It was the only meaningful thing to come from the show after the last two seasons killed it.
Best girl lost so hard.
Don't worry, now that magic is dead the influence of the Blood Moon is gone and she'll go back to being normal again.
She really didn't but her waifufags did
>She really didn't
She got axed after the second season hyped her up and then made her a dyke right out of the open. She lost.
S2 never hyped her up as anything other than as the love interest of someone who liked another girl more.
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>Eclipsa lands on her head as a devil
>"keep moon out of california"
>Somehow fucks choirboy marco
>star is behind the camera
>other than as the love interest of someone who liked another girl more.
Marco didn't become obsessed with Star until after the "movie" plus a lot of hype was revolving around how Star would act towards Jackie in the following season. Shoulda been here during the Season 2 finale threads.
>God didn't invent the circumcision: I DID
Thanks, I've been sitting on it for a while but I was too insecure to post it.
>make me
>Marco waits outside the shopping mall, making out with Janna
>nobody says anything
>"Marco your stunt isn't working."
>"Has our society decayed so much that a 30-year-old man making out with a minor is considered okay?"
Now I kinda regret not coming to Yea Forums when it aired. Truth be told, until a few days ago I dropped it after Star and Tom got together again and Star suddenly acted like Marco was just a an annoyance to be thrown in the deepest depths of the castle doing the laundry. And Marco taking it like the cuck lord he is.
Yupm, the third season pretty much assassinated Marco and Star's characters. Be glad you weren't here when they aired. You could feel Yea Forums's love for the show die with every passing thread and episode.
How so?
>the third season pretty much assassinated Marco and Star's characters
Has anybody even called Nefcy out on this? Surely somebody must've pointed out how completely retarded this shit was. This show was seriously good during seasons 1&2 and then suddenly everything went down the drain for what? Forced drama? Female empowerment? Why did Disney ever allow that cunt to escape her tard wrangler?
>choirboy marco?
I think it made sense for Star since she learned to let things go when she returned the hoddie, now, what they did to Marco was cruel.
>Has anybody even called Nefcy out on this? Surely somebody must've pointed out how completely retarded this shit was.
Season 3 is actually Nefcy's favorite season.
What? How? Why?
It was her first season without the Mouse looking over her shoulder and her first shot at actually proving her worth as a cartoonist/animator/creator. She probably pats herself on the back over Marco's knight arc.
That arc should have just ended with Marco and Jackie burning the cape and him staying on Earth.
In a perfect world, yeah. Those episodes were godawful and shat on the dude after Star helped him. I'll probably put Nefcy on my avoid list.
There was more purity in that short-lived ship than the actual endgame.
I kinda wanna see him use it on a monster
The eyes don't lie. If you cover her mouth you can see the despair.
>that HekaRaikou
It's the little details that make them really good. Same with pic. You could take out all the dialogue and the story would still be cohesive because of the character's expressions.
>Yo Buff Frog, put some pants on dude.
Star didn't even need him anyway, she was dating Tom.
Why does Star have such awful taste in dudes?
I miss retarded Star
Who doesn't my favorite episode is the football game.
Karate is so fucking lame. Marco should've done muay thai or something like that instead.
Uh, no! Karate is awesome
It's lame, it's always karate that gets always chosen as the fighting technique for a cartoon character.
>Hey [insert Ludo henchman here], you should become a good guy!
Daily reminder that Nefcy did nothing wrong
>We tried to do the best job we could do.
SEASON 3 AND 4 WERE THE BEST YOU COULD DO?
Cotugno did those.
>Cotugno did those.
Nefcy is the one overseeing the show. How could she let this happen?
Blackmail.
She kept on making retarded choices 'til the end along her even more retarded parents.
Not this meme again.
She's a cuck
Not enough Buff Frog
Isn't it strange how Alex Hirsch, the Man-Whore of CalArts, suddenly appeared when SVTFOE was at its apex? It's almost... as if he were collecting a debt... And how peculiar it is that Cotugno was allowed free-reign after playing the role of "dutiful protege" for three years...
So the world of Star Vs. would've ended up a better place had Star not ever come to Earth, right?
There was a few typos in that sentence, what you meant to say was
>Why does Tom have such awful taste in women?
>suddenly appeared when SVTFOE was at its apex?
He never appeared in Season 2, but he did appear when the show was getting death rolled in the jaws of mediocrity.
>>Why does Tom have such awful taste in women?
Oh man someone post the comic where Star tries to cuck Marco by going on a date with Tom only for Marco to immediately countercuck her by going out with Jackie.
Toffee would have won, and still been alive. He clearly was disinterested with power at that point, so he wouldn't have become a dictator. Instead, monsters would have been allowed to live their peaceful lives following the Mewman Genocide. Star would have been dead, Kelly wouldn't have been forced back into her dimension with absolutely no way to contact her friends with no knowledge of what happened, and Marco would've become a successful psychologist. Also, and most importantly, Jackie wouldn't be a lesbian.
When BonBon aired, S3 and S4 were both confirmed, with S3 being started in pre-production shortly thereafter. The timeline, unfortunately, checks out.
>cucked by white girls, brown girls, black girls, yellow girls
High school must've been hell for Nefcy
She proudly dropped out for a reason.
You mean this one?
>When BonBon aired, S3 and S4 were both confirmed, with S3 being started in pre-production shortly thereafter.
The show was doomed.
Have you seen the cool things he can do using that?
Probably not, anyway the squeal comic with adult Marco was way better
Lel yeah. How does it end? Never read it because it looks like horny Argentines made it.
>This is nothing like Sailor Moon or Inyuasha, everyone keeps fucking my boyfriend in front of me REEEEEEEE
Surprised no one posted this yet
>Jackie's thicc ass
>Janna's DFC
They should've fused together to stop Star.
>and Marco would've become a successful psychologist.
And Janna would've won the endgame instead of having to wait for the postgame.
Rainbow of cucking
I came here for the shitposts but this image made me want to watch the show
Said image came out during the show at its worst. Just watch the first two seasons and stop there.
I wish I could give Tom semi better taste, but I know I'm not much better than Star.
>Marco... stop cucking me. Seriously, cut that shit out. I murdered for your ass, the least you could do is fuck mine.
>Seriously. Stop it.
it was when the show was at its best
Nah
>No matter how many times I tell him to stop, he does it anyway. There has to be a way to stop this, but how? Magic could've stopped this... No, magic is bad and dead, I have to think outside the box...
>OF COURSE! Reverse Psychology! If I tell him to cuck me, he'll lose interest and stop all together. Star, you're a genius gurl!
*ahem*
>Marco, cuck me.
Is star a gamer?
>not flat
That's not Star.
Yes, but she's into app games.
Kay
She's... she's beautiful.
Yes.
>>What? I'm sorry Star I didn't hear what you were saying.
Nice trips, whose Diaz's rebound after the inevitable breakup?
Nobody. He'll never forget Star.
Crawling back to Star
Janna
Mexipinoys will rule the new order of Earth-ni.
Whats a mexipinoy?
Chloe
>Flat-Chested women have BIG HEARTS
OK Konata...
I JUST noticed it. Holy kek.
LELELELELEL never noticed before, is that a >cope
chickenbutt
cringe
cringe
Jackie is best girl.
chickenbooty
Wrong board, dude
Zzz....
why does Star look like she wants to get railed by Jackie here?
she's bi. the show made that as clear as they could without offending the capitalists or communists
>Marco hypnotized to think like a girl
In saint Olga's yes
Or via chickenbutt
Heinous/Meteora did absolutely nothing wrong.
she didn't manage to finish the job and turn him into Princess Marco permanently
Damn, that girl is insidious.
Perfection takes time, you can't rush mindrape. She was an artist and Marco her canvas.
A month there would have done the job permanently.
kek
>ywn cuck Marco for half a season with a demon basedboy
You see user...
Why is star the postergirl for being cucked?
Mostly thanks to bitter incels who hate Star for dating Tom in season 3.
kek
Season 2 made it cannon.
Hmmmmm
sniper skull is the half-brother of marco
Kim Possible is up there too
>That time Marco fucked Entrapta
The lady with who he shares all his feelings.
nah I'm more mad that the relationship was forced
But they make a great threesome.
They sure do
How is Star even supposed to compete?
I mean look at this!
By not being a lesbian all along?
Doesn't have to. Jackie's into French architecture now.
I'll keep an eye on the queen, though.
She only went lesbo because Marco went after Star instead. If Nefcy wasn't a hack this never would've happened.
Is that how she emotionally hurt all those teenagers?
I want Eclipsa to emotionally hurt me
But the relationship was there from the beginning.
Star has DFC.
Because it's emotion not just looks that took Marco. And another reason I lol with girls who thought because they were hot had nothing to lose.
Yes but they all but abandoned it and desided that they should make in a thing as fast a possible.
Agreed, but I still enjoyed the shipping moments.
Raico, that you?
kellleeeeeehhhhh
I know. But more importantly, Star knows too.
Oh shit I forgot to censor it. Well, cya in 3 days guys.
That was a great lecture but not really fappable.
Not that hard guys
>Star and Tom broke up
>Star and Marco became friends
>Marco had a crush on Jackie in plane daylight in front of star (she know about it
>Star and Marco became Bestie's
>Star starts having feelings for Marco (remember the journal in the closet)
>Marco got with Jackie
>Star really has feelings and in denial
>Star being forced to leave earth has confessed to Marco
>Marco didn't get it? until later
>Season 4 flips if all on Marco like he's Crush on Jackie wasn't there
at the end of the day Star bonded with Marco and she and later him had feelings for each other. What blinded the fans is we always thing shipping has to go on the root of a "Bar Hook up" and it wasn't the nerd in the corner over there of someones best friend.