Could he lift Thor's hammer?
Could he lift Thor's hammer?
Jaxon James
Jack Flores
What makes you think he can op?
Connor Adams
Which Starscream? G1? Fuck no. Shattered Glass? Pretty decent odds actually. Cybertron? Maybe.
Aaron Martinez
If he uses the Underbase knowledge yeah
Hudson Martin
How would G1 Starscream, who is not only treacherous but a coward, ever be worthy?
Jackson Wood
he turns into a sick fighter jet
Caleb Brown
He waits until Thor falls over, then declares himself the new Worthy God.
Carson Peterson
>"ALL HAIL STARSCREAM, YOUR NEW GOD OF THUNDER!"
>"And nobody touch my hammer, I can totally lift it, but I'm just gonna leave it here for right now"
Hunter Davis
>Lord Starscream! The frost Giants are attacking!
>Send out the army to VANQUISH THEM
>Only a God of Thunder can defeat them! It should be easy for someone of your magnificence
>Of course! Out of my way, I will deal with them myse-
>What about your hammer?
>... I-I don't need it
Owen Young
armada era starscream for sure.
Aiden Reed
Starscream needs his own spin-off.
Easton Diaz
>Targetmaster Mjolnir
Gavin Torres
>Meanwhile at the X-Men school for gifted children
>"It seems soothing is attacking Manhattan! If I just use me Cerebro I may me able to- AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH"
>Professor Xavier has fallen! I, STARSCREAM, AM THE NEW LEADER OF THE X-MEN!
Connor Bailey
>Starscream!
>Thor? Is that you?
>"IMPOSSIBLE! YOU FELL!"
>Down some stairs, Starscream. Come on
Isaiah Bennett
>has to kneel down to stick his head in Cerebro
Robert Peterson
>played by Kat Dennings
Jacob Martinez
"Ha, Thor is coughing on a donut. I guess that makes me the NEW GOD OF THUNDER!"
Ryder Turner
>WHO DARES DISRUPT MY CORONATION?
>Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!
>Yeah,Starscream. I'm just putting the Cerebro on your head
Nathaniel Foster
>"Tremble in fear, villains of the American midwest! For I, STARSCREAM, am now leader of the mighty Great Lakes Avengers!"
>"Flat human, tell me, what do we do all day?"
Ian Cruz
I don't know comic lore as well as the rest of you nerds, can someone tell me if Ghost Rider's penance-stare works on aliens? Or alien robots?
Could Jean Grey read a Cybertronian's brain module at a distance like she does with human minds? Could she turn a robot gay if she wanted?
Jose Powell
Penance-stare would indeed work on Cybertronians.
I don't think Jean Grey could but Soundwave or Bombshell may turn her gay instead.
Luke Lee
>Bombshell may turn her gay instead
kek
Isaac Torres
By the powers of shit writing, sure, but.... I mean, we're in bad fanfic written by an 42 year old brain-addled manchild at that point.
Kayden Gonzalez
Transformers crossover all the time user, there's a Star Trek crossover going on right now, there's been TF VS GI-JOE before, and Transformers already existed in the Marvel Universe for a while. Hell, Spiderman fought Megatron once.
Speaking of which, is Circuit Breaker officially a Marvel character, or a TF character? Has anything ever been done with her since?
David Nelson
Marvel character just to cuck Hasbro and not really, no.
Levi Cruz
That's not the part that's shit writing. Also, it's not much of a crossover, Marvel and Transformers, as well as G.I. Joe, and a number of other comics, used to all be set in the same universe. Like Rom The SpaceKnight, used to be a Marvel property. Now he's not, but the Galadorians are, which makes his canon ultra-weird.
The shit part is that Starscream is a coward, not a warrior of any stripe, he's unwilling to fight for Asgard, or any of the nine realms, he has none of the qualities one needs to wield mjolnir, in the standard canon. Kinda like Jane Foster. Ergo, only shit writing would put mjolnir in his hand. And if you think Jane Foster Thor isn't shitty fanfic bullshit, I dare you to go read that tripe.
Aaron Peterson
>The shit part is that Starscream is a coward
Yea I agree he wouldn't be able to lift it, funny to imagine him trying though.
Too bad, I always thought she was cool.
Owen Ward
wasn't there a G.I. Joe crossover where Snake Eyes hypnotized a Transformer with some kind of Ninja stare?
Alexander Moore
I think they purposely stuck her in Secret Wars II before her debut in Transformers just so they can claim ownership of her as a Marvel character
Alexander Morgan
I don't know about that one, but I know he once beat Starscream with a grenade to the eye.
Adam Price
That'd be fine if she ever showed back up again.
Hell, even her just going after Sentinels because of her robo-bigotry and getting on the government's bad side because of it could be an interesting story.
Samuel Richardson
Tyler Peterson
Camden Ward
Do not fuck with Snake Eyes,
Ethan Baker
He should never be put into a situation where he has to.
Isaiah Clark
No.
Alexander Jenkins
No, but Hotrod could
Kevin Barnes
He'd probably put it on a little necklace.
Caleb Collins
Yes, because he is a soulless machine
Ian Lee
Incorrect, Cybertronians contain a 'spark', the equivalent of a soul, and in fact Starscream's unique spark persists even when his body is destroyed, making him effectively immortal.
Thomas Fisher
how
t. someone how knows not the first fucking thing about anything g.i. joe
Josiah Thomas
"Now that Thor has, how shall we say, departed to the toilet...I nominate myself as the new Thor!"
Brayden Anderson
>departed to the toilet
my fucking sides.
Asher Hill
What book is this?
Luke Thomas
Ninja magic, Snake Eyes ain't gotta explain shit
Carson Campbell
G.I. Joe vs. the Transformers:
The Art of War #4