It’s my 5 year 4channiversary, so I’m reposting the first bait thread I ever made:

It’s my 5 year 4channiversary, so I’m reposting the first bait thread I ever made:
>If the Juggernaut is a mutant who hates the Xmen, why doesn’t Magneto just recruit him?

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Congratulations. That being said, Magneto is weird that way.

>realizing I've been here for 10 years
Oh god.

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I've been stuck here for 11 years now.

Love this! Happy channiversary, pal. Dunno what we'd do without you.

I think 8 years or so myself

Grandpa Yea Forumsnons, tell me a story about old Yea Forums, pwease?

Reminder that ever since endless summer your newfag status will never change. No one will ever be oldfags again.

Juggernaut isn't a mutant he's a human who gets his powers from a demon/god/ cosmic horror called Cytorak.

At least "newfags" would spam the board with ponies instead of gems
Lol Yea Forums never really changed

Hickman asks the same question, quietly retconning any mutants out of the X-Franchise for its woke rebranding to fit the MCU name because some random exec doesn't know what the word 'man' means.

Only the master race, he whispers, slowly running a finger along Magneto's helmet, only the master race.

15. been here since my senior year in college.

long ago in a time long forgotten there was an image cap of 100 images per thread. The idea of spending actual money for a Yea Forums pass was but a laughable meme. Captchas were but a daring new technology almost exclusively reserved for e-mail password recovery and was little more than typing out a word that was passed through a distortion ripple effect in Photoshop. (you can tell by the pixels...) And posting cooldown was almost nigh nonexistent.
As legend tells, there once was a peculiar rite of passage-- a challenge, if you will--
Should a singular user fill thread individual threads in our very blue board to capacity with explicit images of a western nature before they either fell off the board or the OP was banned by the mods, the feat would be etched into the annuls of history to be remembered for all time.

Well, as it happens, that last bit was a fair bit of an exaggeration, werennit?
I mean, how the fuck is anyone supposed to remember what some anonymous cunt did hiding behind 7 proxies on a fucking indonesian pictograph BBS in a time before catalogs and archives??

And yet, to this day there are still those that recall a singular name they dare not utter beyond a cautious whisper as a chill and a shiver of goosebumps accompany a flash of horror witnessed one fine April 1st afternoon...

Freehaven.
Goddammit.

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>tfw 12 to 22 in a blink
Fuckin shitposting time magic I swear

I've been here since 2007, but it feels like it was just a few days ago. So much time wasted playing videogames and lurking Yea Forums.

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I've been here since the boxxy wars. ..
2008 wasn't that long ago. ... was it?

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You call that bait? When I was your age we had to make a bait thread with 300+ replies, 150+ images and every third poster banned!

Haha 12 years this November for me.

>I'm not trollin'
Now she VAs cartoon waifus.

Magneto's an oddball.