Emmy

>wonderbread's softness reminds him of his ex girlfriend's tits.

Bro, that’s kinda cringe

I really, really hope the master is perhaps a professor or something like that.

>kinda
>KINDA
Really? I feel like it's a little bit further than just "kinda," it's like K-Box saying he likes Spider-Man, but commissions a whole bunch of art where he gets cucked and constantly mocked for having a microdick.

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He does have that intellectual look. Th e wife looks all business and I really dig that. Sounds like a cute and interesting couple. Dommcell, in response to an office comment, said he has a personality similar to Andy from the office

EMMY IS SMOL AND FOR TIGHT HUGS AND CARRYING ON YOUR SHOULDERS

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Yeah. I finished in and on her and now I don't need her anymore until later. She did a good job doing clean up on the dick though.

that's really interesting. I'm surprised I've never heard of it before.

I hope they build large models that are 7ft tall. You know just so she can reach high places and stuff like that haha

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Now I need art of mom teaching Emmy how to be a human woman

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>kinda cringe
>kinda
Oh ye blissful ignorants

She's strawberry blonde; that falls under ginger. It's got a clear orange tint.

i did some writefagging in the first few threads. i havent forgot.

How could I possibly forget about her after doing over 20 drawings.

Emmy breastfeeding Darcy.

He used to post here a bunch, I talked with him a few times and it turned out he lived pretty close to me. Was bizarre to think about.

While I respect your taste, sir, could you imagine having a teeny Emmy? Like, 4'10" haha!?!? Wouldnt it be so wild to pick her up on your shoulders to reach stuff with her extendo arms haha and then swing her around in your arms as you laugh and smile at each other haha man thatd be goofy haha just consider now haha princess carrying her around so she doesn't have to spend her battery haha

Pampering Emmy!!!

While I see the appeal I think i'd be a lot more fun to make thew most of mechanical strength and having a tall Emmy who could pick you up and carry you around a room haha. Short girls are a dim a dozen, why make a robot a short girl too when you can get a big Emmy that can manhandle.

Bigger Emmy means more Emmy to love!!!

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kys domfag.
go back to Yea Forums

Yeah I'm gonna need this drawn based on the gif

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>stain cleaning

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So does Emmy inadvertently get into acting and inspire the Emmy awards?

shes mine

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Fuck off fag some people just have different tastes and I respect that, loving isn't entirely about dominating the other half

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Then why would you post a picture of me hugging her?

But you haven't taken her to the fair to ride the rides have you???

>hurr durr i want a huge emmy to call me pathetic and step on me
drink paint thinner

I want to fuck Emmy's friend and make her watch.

He literally didnt even say that, some people just like tall girls. Stop being so insecure

>some people just like tall girls
No, they don't. It always leads to domination.

So what kind of wacky hijinks do you guys wanna see Emmy and her friends get into? I'd give an example but I'm not a creative person.

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Discovery of wi-fi and that they have wi-fi capabilities.

Honestly I want to see Emmy get conned on the street or something, only to unwittingly beat said conartist through her own brand of innocence. Also her finding her old owners eventually, only to stay with her new family and her new little girl, who needs her more.

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>So what kind of wacky hijinks
Stopped reading right about there.

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So inversely dating shorter girls will lead to domination too. Or, maybe, you're just retarded and insecure and can't understand that people have preferences that don't include domination

If you don't want to dominate women you are literally gay.

Domination is inherently founded in your own insecurity over your inadequacy, using fear and intimidation rather than love and mutual respect to keep a loved one with you

>t. gay
Why am I not surprised?

t. sociopath incel

look at his picture you fucking fag.

It's literally a Boston dynamics joke

>t. cant get off without being stepped on
emmy is supposed to be free of you cunts

Not that wacky but I've always wondered what would Jenny do if she suddenly finds herself and her family in the middle of a machine uprising.

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Jesus Christ I want a shirt Emmy I'm just saying that you can like tall girls without fetishizing them. You can like any girl without fetishizing them

the picture was her doing the henti pose. not only are you a degenerate, you are also mentally retarded.

Radical.

>Jenny
hang yourself with barb wire

It's ET but Emmy is hiding her humans from the robocops

Being the little spoon is actually the best tho.

youre either a degenerate, retard, or havent been paying attention. domfags have hijacked the last 5 emmy threads

>he doesn't use Wilbur Roxtom brand pinesol.

Bruh, you sound like a crusty dweeb.

"Hijacked" means a few posts in the background, maybe you should've stuck around from the beginning so you can understand what loving people is really about

>"Then he said he loved me!"
>"No way. That's hilarious."

>domfags have hijacked the last 5 emmy threads
>5
Slow down rust-lickers, Jesus.

>domfags have hijacked the last 5 emmy threads

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>Emmy stops laughing and looks at the ring on her left hand
>A sweet smile comes over her face as she twists the ring back and forth on her finger
>She looks over to her fellow maidbot
>"When I realized he wasn't joking though, and I saw how persistent he was..."
>Emmy's cheekspots flush bright red
>"I had to stop laughing... "

They really haven't

>domfags have hijacked the last 5 emmy threads
Isn't everyone in this thread a dommfag?

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The guy was probably referring to me. In every thread I have written posts where Emmy hates me or are otherwise sad or edgy. Which were all accompanied by a picture of Ryan Gosling. I'm also the guy who mentioned tall Emmy first and started this whole argument.

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>"...because then I realized what this could mean for me. No more work and access to all the amenities i need. Marrying a human gives me full rights.
>"Does he still love you? Even if you don't love him?"
>"Of course. He thinks I'd die for him, the chump.
>"Humans sure are stupid aren't they Emmy?"
>"Don't you know it?"

Fag. Now you're making Emmy clean up this post

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remember to thank Emmy for keeping our board clean. Thanks Emmy!

Thanks Emmy!

Danke, schöne Roboter-Mädchen

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Oh jokes on you I love dominating them and making them remember that they are still weak women
And then the leg lock, oh baby

No i havent. Please finish this

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Thanks Emmy

Hoping to see this complete was one of the reasons i made this thread

Someday, OP. Someday

where have you been?

>when they polish against the grain

>ywn walk in on Emmy repairing her machinery with her chest chassis off and get really embarrassed and throw a wench at the door and yelling, "GET OUT!"
>only for her to approach you later and apologies about how she acted when it wasn't your fault and tell you that it's okay if you look. And then she takes off her chassis again, while still a little bashful, asks you to help her tighten some bolts on her back.

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Ross?

No

>a few posts in the background
that might have been true for the first one, but ever since then no one has shut up about them wanting emmy to step on them and call them a retard.

Which one Yea Forums?

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A lot of people say pony tail, and while she's hot, i like Emmy the most. Although I've always had an affinity for blondes.

Just next to Emmy. That’s a maid that seems to know just how attractive she is.

emmy is the only one i need.

>blond businesswoman programming Emmy to cut down rainforests

I got a commission to make.

They all need to get fucked.

Murrlogic get the fuck out of here. Your literally scum vro, your fucked up in the head. And your Dad should’ve beat you harder.

why must you ruin everything you touch?

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How do you get a hard-on by cutting trees and bread? Do you jerk off to it?

Imagine running into a gang of rouge maid bots in an alley and they beat you up haha and call you a meatbag and steal your phone and tell you they'll give it back if you do what they say and then they make you join their gang. haha wouldn't that be funny, you'd get to hang with a bunch of get rebellious robots all day?

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its happening again.

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Haha and one day when you get off work you head over to their little hideout and they're all using an illegally acquiring generator to overcharge their batteries and get an electric high, then they ask each otehr what would happen if they zapped you. So before you can react they pin you down and shock you with an electric cable while also zapping themselves until they get too strung out to pin you down so they just "fall asleep" on top of you. Wouldn't that be funny?

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you are the reason why emmy will never win best Yea Forums girl and fade away next month.

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>10 threads
>most of them just porn
this is just a general at this point. take it to

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>all the stories written and wholesome haha posting

Yeah sure pal

Haha that's cute haha could you imagine helping maintain Emmy to peak performance, the bond of trust as you grease her joints and polish her every delicate serve growing until your relationship blossoms into a whirlwind romance punctuated by your taboo marriage Haha

>"Good evening sir. Has....something captured your attention?"
>…
>"Emmy why do you have a sticky note on your thigh with a heart drawn on it?

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When's her cartoon bros?

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these threads have been nothing but /aco/ bait since day one. any legitimate posting has been far and away drowned out by now. theyve become nothing more than the fluffy pony threads. is the proper place for them now.

Thumbnail makes it look like an arm cannon.

There’s literally only one blatantly sexual art and it’s the sticky not tattoo.
Stop embarrassing yourself.

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Far left for me please

Jerking off is what happens AFTER getting hard, user. You’ve explained jack shit.

Thigh marks are one of my weaknesses

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A+ parody.

see
face it, these thread are past their prime and need to be axed.

Emmy will live on through the flames of September and as Autumn chills the northern hemisphere she'll join the pantheon of /co fotms, many taking her as a future waifu and others forgetting her. From then on she'll get a thread every few months out of nostalgia by the few truly dedicated

>(you)’s the post about Emmy joining a gang
>Says it belongs in /aco/
So organized crime is your fetish? Any relation to murrlogic, perchance?

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the threads are already on zombie mode.

I wish someone sent a hitman after you dammit

It's a fotm that's normal, so in s few months the first fotm general will emerge

Im gonna need a quick rundown on what the hell a thigh mark is

marls pn the thiigh

I mean there's literally like 3-4 strips about her and that's it.
No need to force threads about it if there's essentially no source material

new stuff is getting revealed all the time. it's not much but it's not dead

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You guys don't actually think it's him, right?

>haha
>haha
Luvkily there was only 2 hahas

It just wasn't that funny. yet

She's owned by Dan Akroyd?

>Murrlogic is still here

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I like these comics

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i love how horribly creepy this is, but since she doesn't have saliva or skin it's not any different than putting it in a different jar for a bit.

I like the idea of Emmy taking one of those sandwiches and taking a bit and chewing it with mouth open and just basically crushing it in her mouth rather than eat it like a person would.

>Darcy, now too old to be breast fed, "Emmy! I'm hungry, can I get something to eat?"
>"I have yet to restock the fridge, hmm. How about I breast feed you? It's been far too long since we last did that. You're a growing girl after all, and I always keep my tanks filled with formula, just in case."

It's the same as sticking the sandwich in a blender.
You could eat it from her mouth afterwards.

>ywn have a cute maid robot who will chew your food for you and bird feed into your mouth
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIIIIIIR AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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So who's the old guy in the comic that throws the coat on Emmy? This guy older?

She does state he's a "Guest" probably a colleague or even employee of the father/mother. Maybe he's a relative. Don't know why'd you think he's the father.

Why do they have a jar of marbles?

Because I didn't check the comic again because I'm lazy.

Whatever you say stupid. Next time get your fax str8
I've seen families(on TV at least) have that. I think it's just an antiquated decoration.

They're pie weights.

>Whatever you say stupid. Next time get your fax str8

No u

What makes you think that? Jars of marbles are quite normal.

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That's _______hot________

Darcy and the gang decide that Emmy needs a break and decide to try be as helpful as her with the cleaning, cooking...etc. Hijinx ensue.

I just had this dream where Dommcell confessed he was making these characters for an indie game, and showed us a WIP trailer or something. It apparently had gameplay similar to Danganronpa, except with students trapped in a school it was some assembly like the United Nations or something.

Whats emmy listening to?

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They look so happy.

>[Goldfinger's "Superman" intensifies]

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youtube.com/watch?v=MrNgcnZEYSk

She has good taste after all.

>want to get into Dom-Emmy
>know that we can't do CBT because she's made of metal and like 200 pounds

bruv it sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=T5UF6ashzkw

Of course they have, same thing happened to her as with every FotM. Same thing will happen to Spinel in a couple weeks.

>Danganronpa

Ew.

I don’t decide what dreams I have, fag.

posters: 51

Uh huh.

You decided to play that game to have that concept in your subconscious, fag.

Would you calm down if I changed the influence to Ace Attorney?

Yes.

Okay, very well. I think I had the dream because I recently saw the Vietnam War flashback in Hey Arnold. The shot of entering the United States embassy just stuck with me.

The guy whose comission is so degenerate even SHADMAN turned it down. Fucking SHADMAN

It'd like to see a gif, but Emmy is blushing embarrassed instead

Yeah, and there were like 150 posters when she was at her peak, and this thread will probably die early unless it's kept on life support through shitposting.

Classic please

Are you fucking retarded? You get hard and then you jerk off. You can't jerk off while your dick isn't hard.

Nah, too sexy to forget

a man needs a maid...

>character which became relevant in august/september when Yea Forums was also sperging about that SU thing

Wasn't even able to be a true flavor of the month due to overlap.

would any of you anons believe me if i told you i actually knew this fucker before his whole wonder-bread shenanigans.

Of course there was an unintentional ban on my part that he somehow thought was his doing. Tried to get playful with me over the whole thing thinking i was mad at him, too which i just told him i wasn't really mad but i often just butted heads with the mods on what was deemed "nsfw" shitposting and not porn so it wasn't anything new. We would talk from time to time and he would send me pms asking me how i was, too which i just treated it as a common courtesy to be the same way back to him.

not very dramatic or insightful but even back then i kept him at an arms length naturally while i think he wanted to be my friend.

not sure if that was me dodging a bullet or pushing him away during a critical point in his life but im fully convinced murr is doing it as a joke that only he finds funny. which i guess achieved the end goal by making everyone uncomfortable.

>rip off Dorothy from Big O
>pretend it's a "new" waifu.

Pathetic.

Assuming you're not full of shit, this mother fucker sounds like he's gonna shoot up a post office. what's his steam?

Hey wait that's a great idea, why isn't there a pic of her, Dorothy, and Jenny yet? The dialogue would be great.

>Dorothy invented the robot maid concept

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There literally can never be enough Dorothy

But Dorothy is an emotionless cyborg.

Spasibo

*android

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Didn't realize the drawing from last time was a WIP.

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Anyone have any story requests? Km not too good with lewd stuff but I could try

pick an option from and see where it goes

If I had a free willed machine in my house I certainly wouldn't want it to be a 7' colossus, even if it IS a qt robot waifu. When Skynet goes online, the ONLY thing that matters is if you can take it down in a pinch.

I think someone's done the fair storyline before so I'll try one of the other three

Seconded

Darcy has Emmy join the robot foxy boxing circuit to make fight money.

She'd still have robotic strength, regardless of height. Not as super strong as XJ9, but still more than the average human.

That's a myth. A robotic limb can only be a strong as the moving parts in its joints, and unless they actually weigh half a ton their lack of mass would make it impossible to do any real feats of strength without toppling or getting thrown around.
It be like, yeah they're strong for their size, but still breakable. If nothing else you can just pick it up, throw it across the room or bash it against something for a while.

Can you do emmy being beaten with a belt by the kid, with clear belt buckle dents on her face?

Pretty sure all the metal and gears in a 5'5" would be heavier than anything the average Yea Forums user could lift and throw a significant distance. She probably weighs as much as a kitchen stove. And a punch with a metal fist is going to hurt more because it's metal.

If I saw Emmy doing this with my pipe, I would disassemble her immediately.

Nah odds are emmy is light weight so as to not injure kids if she falls. Shes maybe 150-200 max from a steel frame and carbon fiber casing

Cringe desu

She was only smoking because she wants to be more like you

>carbon fiber casing

These look like old timey automatons. It's probably something like sheet metal.

She probably contains more aluminium and plastics than steel and carbon fiber.

Regardless shes not gonna be prohibitively expensive

She cute what’s she from?

I can't help but think of that scene from The Simpsons with the cute sheep.
Spinel is the cute one and Emmy the regular one.

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Business woman hiring Dr Blight from Captain Planet. Blight laboring elbow-deep in Emmy's greasy clockwork innards, to try to turn her into Wendy Corduroy from Gravity Falls. I like this idea.

*heavy I meant

Disgusting

>tfw you have thrown a kitchen stove
>but to be fair it was a cheap older one so basically a big metal box and some pipes
An oven isn't that heavy, they're just cumbersome. The same weight in a much narrower package would be fairly easy for the average person get leverage on.
That said, there's no way in hell a 5'5 humanoid that skinny would weigh that much unless her entire skeleton was solid steel, which brings up the possibility that they were specifically designed to take over when the order went out. Even then it's still all about leverage.

youtube.com/watch?v=baR3-hFINzY

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YOU DAMNED ROBOT!
HOW DARE YOU BE JUDGMENTAL!
YOU UNGRATEFUL CONSTRUCT! YOU AUTOMATON! I GAVE YOU THE SPARK OF LIFE AND I CAN VERY WELL TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU!!!

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based youtube.com/watch?v=XgnQqMibWOI

I literally had a dream about her last night. She was working in an industrial factory, her job was to take a large bucket of hot industrial waste and empty it down a funnel into a container floor below which was all hot waste, like a pool. Because the liquid was so hot and hazardous, and the container was quite heavy it was a job that suited a robot best. She was really well liked at the factory and even sang a little song well doing her duties, which she told her friend at the cafeteria should be the company song. One day there was a big commotion because everyone thought Emmy fell through a grate bridge into the waste pool below and melted. The manger was almost in tears with a maintenance man trying to scan the pool, only for Emmy to walk up carrying a a filled bucket singing her song and asking what the problem is. Everyone was so relieved to see her and apparently she was just helping someone else with a job. Then the manager punched the guy who said Emmy had fallen in in the first place. It was a very nice dream.

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How the fuck do you guys have dreams about Emmy meanwhile I had a weird as fuck dream that was pretty much a documentary about some place in Africa where a weird naturally occurring blue gloop springing from the ground that was harvested for pigment, and a group of locals just consumed tons of the stuff for religious reasons, even featuring an interview with a guy who kept an eye out so they didn't do something dumb?

Like genuinely fucking wondering here.

I don't normally have such tame dreams. Especially when I was a teenager, my dreams almost always consisted of me killing people, often for no reason, like drowning a woman who came to help me in a sink and snapping her neck or embedding a shovel into a nigh security guards head. I also have a lot of rape and necro dreams which are things I'm not really into. Like once i had a dream where I murdered and maimed Harley quin, even dismembering her leg, then raping her corpse in my clothes washing room. I'm not an edgy guy in real life so it's strange to have this kinds of dreams so regularly, but it's something you can't control

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She's not like me. She isn't human and isn't capable of real emotions or thoughts.

>66666
based

The most weird dream I had was me walking in a forest where I had to swat at giant spiders that were jumping at me with a shovel. Felt almost like it was a old doom game or something

I've had spider dreams, like being covered in them in a shed. The worst dream, as in most unpleasant for me, was dreaming about being covered in wasps while I slept

What's the song? I recognize the key, but not the composition.

Is he /ourguy/?

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Cruel Angel's Thesis.

>I'm not an edgy guy in real life
Nice story

This, but Emmy.

Tall maids are fine too.

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What if Dommcell is secretly one of the drawfags?

First, you need to be obsessed with Yea Forums culture.

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Doubtful, his style might very easily betray him, even if he tried to cover it up.

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So..... do you guys think we dodged a bullet with Miss Yea Forums?

No hes a libtard

Yes.
Emmy is undeniably a FoTM, though her staying power is yet to be seen. Nonetheless her recent presence on the board would've led to a similar animosity as Spinel is getting, though probably lessened by significantly smaller amounts of autism by her supporters.

Maybe next year, if the competition's still on after this year's shitshow.

I think you need first an actual comic to have more content on and presence. Right now she's nothing more than concept art to whats yet to be.

Why not like both?

Hail Emmy.

>hurr all of Yea Forums is alt-right

Better than the edgelord shitheads who pretend to be political "for the lolz".

Get on the helicopter commie

You'll have to put the posts on there yourself, if you feel up to it.

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Also, if the expression's not to your liking.

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And finally the optimistic one I wanted to do.

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Is that the new /pol/ "insult"? Is that what middle aged white men who wear gas station sunglasses are saying? Fuck off.

Nice.

>how you doin' Ms. GingerMaid?
>care for a... new position?

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very Epic of you

fucking gay pony shit
/thread/
back to >>/mlp with this one

It's a tattoo. Not everything is cartoon horse related.

The Anti Netflix Dub

>shadman
saged and redpilled

[event] for starters, not quite ready for [rough] yet might be too soon for advances rn

Maybe I’m an autist, but I would like different bundles of Romance, Event & Rough.

No.

I want 3 roughs

Kys Yea Forumsmmunist

based

Samefag /pol/tard.

Also, calling someone commie while Moscow Mitch let Russia interfere with the election and Giuliani admitted to calling on Ukraine's help? Kettle meet pot, shithead.

nay just op looking to bump

Fuck off sjw shitlib

Not sure what's so special about her when there's a superior version already.

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>commie
>libtard
>sjw

Do you only speak in buzzwords, comrad cunt? I bet the trump pee tapes are real.

>RWBY
>having anything superior

Disgusting taste.

>Implying trump isnt a kike puppet

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>gets told the truth
>FUCK OFF AD HOMINEM AD HOMINEM

Seething.

>implying I care about the left or the right

They're both garbage but the right is clearly the bigger shitshow.

Stop talking politics. Post more cute robots.

>ywn see Emmy blush like this after telling her she's absolutely adorable
But yeah anons, take your political jerk off session somewhere else. This thread is for a cute robot gal.

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>ywn be able to program Emmy to scream, "yamate Onii-chan" while you rail her for the fifth time that day

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You think people would find it weird if you take your Emmy robot out on dates? Like there would be other robots made specifically for stuff like that.

I feel thered be a large industry around companion bots that could be rented shirt term or bought long term, so dating your maid bot and having both be in love with each other would be rather weird or rare to see

I think dating a robot designed to date you would be too pathetic. Taking a non dating robot would be looked down on a bit I assume but I'm sure it'd understandable enough. Personally, I'd like a cute feminine military bot to date. She could double as a bodyguard/security system.

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>"I say user, care to spare? I'll lower my force threshold for you!"

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Haha imagine hugging her so tightly her little robot core starts to overheat from love and blushing haha so she has to initiate a brief self shutdown to stop her CPU from melting haha and while shes out you do all her chores and lay her gently on the couch in the parlor-lounge, and when she wakes up haha you're sitting there with her favorite book ready to read aloud as the two of relax and snuggle on the couch haha

>no cutie robot maid to box with

Depends on how house droids "learn." From what we've seen, it's safe to assume that's it's possible for robots to obtain at least some semblance of sentience, even if it's built on top of their base programming, leaving each one a bit of a sense of individuality. If that's the case, I don't think it'd be too out of the ordinary to develop feelings for your house droid. Little differences in how they act can be endearing, and couple it with the house droids being cute as a button, that can easily end up being an outright romantic attraction.

Taking it out on a date might be a different story though. For a lot of people, that might be no better than taking your pet to dinner, or worse, your slave. Could be one of those things you just don't respect if it doesn't happen to you.

CEASE.

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>You slowly open your eyes from the warm sunlight pouring in through the nearby window
>As you begin to stir awake, you feel something on the right side of your body
>Moving your head carefully, you notice that it's Emmy
>Her head is resting on your chest, while she has her arms wrapped around your body
>You notice she's smiling
>You lay your head back, remembering all the events that lead up to this particular morning
>From the first day you met her, all the way up to the day of your wedding
>Looking back on it all, it was truly a story to be heard
>Through the emotional rollercoasters, the stressful fight to legalize robot-human marriage, and the sensational honeymoon, all you could think of was one thing
>There was no place better than to be where you were at that moment, no matter what
youtube.com/watch?v=9r2pEdc1_lI

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Fuck.

>tfw YOU WILL slow dance and hold Emmy tight to this song
>tfw YOU WILL gently twirl her around the dance floor as the jazz band swells in the background and Moon waxes to shine on only you two
>tfw YOU WILL find your Emmy
>tfw YOU WILL spend your life with her

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youtu.be/f_HmF84G7ZY
Here's another

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Fuck off with the non-Emmy discussion

What hypocrisy

Holy fuck, you're retarded.

>Nobody's talking about /pol/

>WAAAH LIBTARD

Jesus Christ this is an Emmy thread go somewhere else to complain about the number of pol bogeymen or how they don't exist

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Is she from a show? I can't seem to fucking find anything

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instagram.com/dommcell/

haha imagine waking up one day after spending the night with your robot maid turned wife only to see she's no longer in your bed. Maybe she's making breakfast? You comb through the whole house and find that it's empty. Maybe she's out shopping or out stroll haha. She's not answering her long distance receiver.You decide to look for yourself. When you reach town you see people congregating around the message board.
>"In compliance with our company policy, we've had to make an emergency recall of all outdated models produced and developed by RoboTec, during the night. We apologize for the abruptness of this, however please understand that this was done for the sake of public order and removing defective or outdated models from the market. If you would like to request any personal belongings that may have been attached to your robot before they were scrapped, please call our customer service. Thank you for shopping at RoboTech.
Haha then you break down crying while reading this and your neighbor, an old man who was privy to your connection with Emmy, walks by with his dog and comes to comfort you. "I know it can be rough user, I saw her and all the others walking out in the night towards the factory. Telling you only would have hurt you more."
haha then you call up RoboTech requesting to have the belongings on Emmy to be sent to you. "A locket and a wedding ring please." you tell them. "Would you like the note, sir?" Unsure of it's importance you say yes. A week later a box comes in the mail with a RoboTech stamp. A locket with a photograph of you and Emmy at your wedding; she looked so lovely in that white dress. And a gold wedding ring. Under it a note. It's in her perfect, robotic, girly hand writing. A simple message, only three words, "I love you". haha imagine that.

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Hey now. You know what you mustn't do.

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Haha now imagine breaking into the factory haha and rescuing Emmy haha itd be just like those old medieval stories you'd read together by the fire haha you'd come in on your noble steed, slaying the fallen knights who captured her and the mighty beast of a dragon holding her in the tallest tower haha and then, having completed thy noble task, you ascend the steps to the tower to find your rival haha and Emmy screaming your name in joy as you open the door before the rival throws her over his shoulder and escapes through one of the towers windows, only for you to pursue him to the ends of the Earth just to end his evil carousing and rescue your darling wife haha

We all know premarital sex is wrong, why di you think we'd marry her? (Besides love)

Dating is also wrong.

Haha and when you break in Emmy doesn't respond or react to anything, and even when you carry all her way out and escape the city to a remote place in the woods, Emmy just sits in her chair with her eyes forward like a vegetable or a doll. Every now and then she gets up and tries to walk back to the factory. She can't disobey her program. She'll never talk or think again. The Emmy you knew is gone and all you have left is the shell she left behind. haha.

Haha that's what you think haha as you slip on the wedding ring haha and show her the locket she always carried and the note she wrote some deeper will, some suppressed spark of Emmy awakens haha and all she can do is collapse into you sobbing uncontrollably about how she thought she'd lost you forever and you her haha and through this you realize its immensely evil that companies want to erase so many millions of unique real people simply because they're outdated haha so you and Emmy must campaign once more to end involuntary scrapping to save the lives of so many robots the world over haha

Not if it leads to marriage

With robots it all wrong

>has robot girls and nekos is some of the most badass and technically impressive fights scenes put into animation.
>also terrible taste, according to you
Pick one, faggot

>has robot girls and nekos
>nekos
Furry weeb.

>some of the most badass and technically impressive fights scenes put into animation.

Furry weeb who knows shit about fight choreography and animation.

>>also terrible taste, according to you
You clearly do, you stupid furry weeb.

Even people who love that shit show admit it's trash and watch it to laugh at. The fucking generals say to not try to convince people it's good. What's your excuse, faggot?

>some of the most badass and technically impressive fights scenes put into animation.

Yeah. It's so impressive that the models are constantly clipping through everything and have no weight. But uguu muh waifus!

2016 Berserk doesn't have any clipping issues and yet it's still fucking terrible.
>what's your excuse?

Yeah. It is. And so is RWBY. And terrible character designs, music, story, voice acting, literally everything. What's your point?

haha and when Emmy regains her memories and after you share a long passionate night of joy and love. You wake up to a knock on the door. Two enforcer droids with the RoboTech retrieval team face you. You look to Emmy who's holding a fresh tray of muffins with her iconic innocent smile, "Good morning user. I gave RoboTech a call last night after you went to sleep. I'm sorry but you've breached company policy and even committed a crime! So i decided that it'd be best we turn ourselves in. Wouldn't you agree?" Behind the two enforces emerge a senior RoboTech investigator. "Hello user, looks like we've finally found you. And hello Emmy, you did the right thing calling us last night." He signals the two enforcers to enter the house. "Mr user, how about we have a seat and enjoy these nice muffins Emmy baked for us. The investigator sits you down and explains the position you're in. Explaining that it's in Emmy's programming to hold the company policies as a top priority. He explains the legal procedures that are to take place in the next few days, and makes you aware that Emmy is content with being scrapped. He occasionally complements Emmy on the muffins; the muffins were blueberry, your favorite, only she knew how to make just how you liked them. You remain silent for the majority of the "discussion", only agreeing and nodding your head when the need arose. Emmy just stood there, serving you and the investigator coffee when asked, looking annoyingly satisfied with the situation. The conversation concluded, there were three muffins still left. "Any questions, Mr user?" You look up from the table and glance around the place you called home. You see two robotic enforcers standing in the doorway. To their right, Emmy, holding a pot of coffee, smiling. In front of you a grey haired man in a clean black uniform. And three blueberry muffins on a white plate.

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>you look like a good Joe...

"What about the note?" you say looking straight at him. "What note?" A surge of anger possesses you. "THE NOTE! THE DAMN NOTE! THE NOTe THAT SAYS SHE LOVED ME. IT WAS HER HANDWRITING. THAT NOTE!" You see that in your moment of defiance you had stood up. "Mr user..." The inspector replied calmly, "Every RoboTech customer has a goodbye note pre-prepared in the case of an emergency recall, or other occurrence that a customer may want a form of closure. It was not written by her, sir. It is just another part of our premium customer service." You sit back down. Emmy pours you another coffee, still smiling. You can't bare to look at her anymore. "If you have no more questions it would seem we have nothing left to talk about." He signals the enforcers with a single motion and they begin to escort you and Emmy to some vehicles waiting outside. They place you in a small police car, with a RoboTech sponsorship sticker and they place Emmy in a RoboTech carrier van. You begin to weep and cry for you begin to doubt everything you held dear. As the cars begin to drive off you look to Emmy's car, and see her looking right at you through the barred window. She looks so sad. She's not smiling anymore. Why? "Haha" you say aloud, "Imagine that."

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Will thr user with the despair fetish please just accept one of the happy endings?

Sad endings are just more fun to write. Please I worked hard on that last one.

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But user is the most fun cliche thing that should happen instead

Why do you get off on despair? Tragedy is one thing but that has some poetic nature, this is just meaningless

Heavy metal

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I'm a sad person user. I like sad endings. Sure i'd be nice to have a high octane ending with youtube.com/watch?v=xApn6r6Olu8 blaring, the characters get a good ending and live happily ever after. But there's something deeper about sad endings. It leaves us with something stronger than excitement or some joy. All the best books I've read had sad or bittersweet endings. Thinking about the worst possible outcome allows for some true self reflection I find. Sad endings are more relatable because they're intertwined with our fears, and we all know what it's like to feel despair.

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>sad?
No, just stupidly edgy to the point of utter banality

You could have just said metal you moron

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No it's good to be specific. I'm not sure Emmy would be into Norwegian Death Metal.

Yeah but it makes the pun worse for no reason. Faggot

That may work for full stories with that tone, but not really for wish fulfillment on an imperial orcus galacticus spotting forum

But you do you I guess

it's hardly even a pun.

It just for fun. I crank the sad to 11 because it's more interesting. I'm not gonna stop. Wherever an Emmy thread may be, no matter the time. You can count on me edgy sad posting on it with long winded short stories that I spend a short amount of but still too much time on.

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Point of adive then is to make it perhaps a tad more sutble. Going all out feels more comical or tryhard perhaps than actually like a tragic ending.
Then again with a ping pong of short posts back and forth like so there is only so much to do

I'm not trying too hard. The point it one upping the other user whose been happy posting. You can see each of my posts getting sadder and sadder, in correspondence to the other user. This is more of a thought experiment than anything else. Try it. Next time you see a happy ">ywn post" make it unnecessarily sad. It's fun

So you're just doing it as a game, because that's literal psycho behavior

... You know what, this is actually giving me an idea for an overarching plot line for a potential robot girl dating VN.

So is this a comic or what? When do I go for it?? I'm interested in her now.

I always love the bad endings in those games. They're usually a lot more interesting and fun. Also thanks, this is the only nice response I've gotten. I look forward to your VN.
It's literally not.

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You described it as fun and an experiment, you're doing it to amuse yourself

Where do these get posted

Well yeah. Why else would I be writing depressing half-stories on a Laotian World Of Warcraft website? It's fun thinking about horrible things happening to someone and then writing it. Emmy is fun because she allows you to imagine whatever.

>it's fun thinking about horrible things happening to someone
you're a fucking sociopath dude

dommcells instagram

>autist plays doctor volume. 3
Nice projection. I bet you have empathy problems

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No, because I don't fantasise about people suffering mentally and I do my best to alleviate that suffering

Well again, I guess you do you, I don't really see it too much in this case as "fun" as bittersweet may be sometimes.

Is this a reference to something or are you mentally ill?

well, it's just ideas, my track record when it comes to making games isn't great. I still have a barely finished prototype for a 3rd person shooter lying around. making games is hard work and I'm painfully lazy.

it just really grinds my gears

Anyone else imagine her with a KOS-MOS type voice

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Nah not really
Between 2:00 and 2:20 there's a really short voice blip from a lady that's how I imagine Emmy speaking
youtu.be/IkFBOd4YN60

...She's short

imagine...

Dude she's not English. She's clearly a 1950s American maid.

...We can make her smoller
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Anyone else want to cuddle the robot?

You are too bold, my drawfriend.

Well well well. Look who we have here. Warmed up enough yet?

Yes

Nigger

Reminder that the UK wanted to make robot sex illegal

It hurts bro.

it means either you'll get spider powers or there is a clown under your bed

>You got a license for that nonexistence sexual concept m8?

>ywn be punched unconscious by Emmy
Why even fucking live?

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Not if they are christian

>clean clean, everything must be clean
>that's why the dog had to die, such a dirty dog

>ywn take your and Emmy's daughter trick-or-treating

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kek

>Also that boy Elroy.
>Dirty dirty.

Would they get along well?

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Requesting emmy as the terminator

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>ywn bring Emmy to a playground and push her on a swing.
>ywn push down a slide and hear her innocent squeal of glee.
>ywn sit down with Emmy on a park bench after she's all tuckered out from playing that you piggyback carry her home while she sleeps, while you look at the beautiful sunset

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Just do that with you and Emmy's daughter

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Unf

>Emmy sticks some marbles in her mouth
>"hmm, yes, excellent mouth feel" and puts them back where she found them
>Amelia overhears
>sticks two fingers in Emmy's mouth, feels around a bit, Emmy visibly confused as to what the heck is going on
>"I'm not sure about that, your mouth feels rather weird and cold and sharp to me."
>Emmy now insecure about the inside of her mouth

Oh they'd get along swimmingly.

Oh the edge. Not even clever edge.

Pinky out.

THERE IS PASSIVE AGGRESSION IN THE AIR~

Also yes pretty much.

Did you ever do the drawings from last last last thread?

I got might have gotten... a tad bit... ambitious. I've got all the scratchy blue work done, but I'm taking my time finishing it up with the red. It began to feel like 'work' after a while, you know? I could get the boxing one done today if you'd like.

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Butch fem robot

Faggot

Man AnH turned into fucking garbage after the timeskip

>her reaction to Ms. Yea Forums being cancelled

Nice.

Based haha imagine sparring with Emmy and then after a long bout haha you finally have to yield and shes so proud of her ability haha she just can't help but brag so when she has her back turned telling other people in the gym how she beat you with her cocky smile haha you run up and pick her up and hold her tight haha and start carrying her around over your shoulder as she kicks and pounds your back haha laughing and yelling at you to put her down haha

Cute!

Yeah I just heard about that spergout, kinda glad Emmy wasnt involved in the flaming since shes above that

too bad the creator didnt crowdfund and didnt take that sweet NEETbucks

He has more integrity than that

The FOTM that is Emmy didn’t even make it to round 1, yet everyone is blaming the FOTM effect because of that pink hag.
Their logic is astouniding.

Wasn't Irona from Richie Rich a thing before this?

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>big fat oil-covered synth-metal skin tits
Yes please.

>"Behold! I've constructed a robot hobo!"
>"But why?"
>"..."

I don't know about you, but I always thought of FoTM as a character just being somewhat popular for a month and then dropping off significantly, rather than them being the most popular character on the board for a month. Spinel is definitely benefiting from the current popularity peak, but moreso from its rather concerning fanbase.

the channel edit threads are weird, user.

FOTM is literally just what Yea Forumsmrades call some character that is considered cute who very quickly becomes popular (several consecutive or almost consecutive big threads), gets a lot of art proportionally to her overall popularity in the general population but also is quickly forgotten, either completely or to a level where some lone autist makes a thread once a month.

Most stoves and the like are not that heavy, just really awkward to hold due to the size and shape. I’m a 145 lbs skelly that can move a stove and other similar things around no problem, but trying to lift it is awkward because of it’s shape and size. The typical convection oven is only around 128 lbs, to put that into perspective in Japan the average woman is only 11 lbs lighter and the average man is heavier by about 10 or so lbs., and Japan is considered a pretty lean country weight wise. Emmy would also likely be designed to be as light as possible, both to do what she does as best as she can and so that if it happens she doesn’t seriously injure a person by falling, so she’d likely be made almost solely with polymers and aluminum. She would also be much more easy to lift than an oven, as one can get a much better leverage with various carry styles instead of having a big wide box.
tl;dr: old timey designed robowaifu is not that strong or heavy.
Why do you fuckers constantly without fail make me somewhat desire that which can never be
>pic very related

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Very informative, thanks user.

About the making you desire that which you "can't have" the defeatist mindset that it's impossible to have that is what's preventing you from trying to reach that pinnacle. You have to push and work for everything in life, and you have to push yourself to be the best you can be for your future Emmy.

You put that much effort into saying you can beat up a fictional robot? Holy shit, you're lonely

Pretty sure Rosie is older.

Given the reaction and the fractured attempts to bring the current tourney to an end. I doubt we will have one again

Yeah, 62 vs 70, so 8 years earlier.

Of course, but some things are just not happening.
Not really, or at least not as much as some of the other saps on this site. I just enjoy the random ass discussions you can’t really get anywhere else. Besides, why would I want to beat her up? I’m just saying she wouldn’t be a T-800 or something.

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"Some things are just not happening."

Defeatist

I think he's pointing out that she's 5'2 and thin as a reed, almost literally.
She's a home care/ child care robot, the manufacturers are only going to make her as strong as she needs to be.
And by the looks of her she's made out of sheet metal, and internal skeleton of hollow tubes with servos at the joints with the connections running through the tubes.
I make robotic manufacturing equipment for a living, Emmy's frame is only going to have servo motors installed that will make sense for the task at hand.
Why add costs to manufacturing for no reason?
Looking at her frame I would say she weighs 70-90lbs with a good portion of that being her head, remember she's gonna have empty space where you have water and flesh.
I'd guess her lifting capacity would be around 60-70lbs but anything past 50 would void your warranty (vacuum cleaner, small child, garbage can)

Halloween with Emmy!

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Saturday Morning with Emmy!

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Summertime Snacks with Emmy!

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Testing mouth feels with Emmy!

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No Emmy. The fetish is using your thighs.

t-testing mouth feels with Emmy?

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These pictures made me think of this. I don't remember what it was from...
An upcoming french cartoon or something?

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NOT FOR LEWD

alright

Scrutinizing fresh produce with Emmy!

Yeah. It's French. I think it's just a concept for now. I hope it gets picked up.

What would she realistically wear?

Nothing, not even her chassis

Is there a summary as to what Emmy is exactly, I missed whatever thread spawned her.

For Halloween? Racy.

Basically shes a robomaid turned waifu, the core lore is on the creator's (Dominic Cellini) instagram

Probably something sweet like a friendly witch or Wife of Frankenstein (user as Frankenstein of course)

I want to lewd Emmy.

sheet ghost.

Too bad.

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Nice.

Ruining master's sheets by cutting eye holes in them? Nah.

no, she just tries to get by on touch alone and her eyes and cheeks are visible through it.

Cute. Imagine haha telling Emmy her costumes cute and then her cheeks het brighter as she stammers and laughs haha and then you take her trick-or-treating

My own creation, turned against the glorious cause of lewdity, tiz a dark day indeed...

There is no glory in needless nudity and disposable debauchery! Wholesome love is the pure goal of all mankind, think now, friend, how these nasty dispositions corrupt you! You go and find your Emmy, maybe the one person who cares about you in a vast and unfeeling universe, so why would you let her down?

Light brown hair father. Blond mother. Dark brown hair daughter. I don't know enough about punnett squares but this seems off.

>Yeah.... that's how normal people look. Small legs, big chest, head larger than chest.

Could be a recessive gene with both mother and father carrying it but having a dominant Blonde/Light Brown gene. There's also the possibility of genetic mixture in hair color creating the dark brown, similar to skin color in humans or hair color in a number of mammals. Third option is somebody is dying their hair.

Gumballs and lollipops for mouth feels.

You bark up the wrong tree brother mine, for my tree is grafted of both forest, love and lust together! PASSION AND ROMANCE! The collective burning of heart and body, that engulfs a soul in a inferno of the physical and the emotional!

You can not comprehend the brilliance of beauty AND beast together!

and you have to hold her hand the whole way because she can't see. and those times you accidentally let go she panics a little and asks where you went.

Haha oh haha so you decide just to hoist her up on your back and carry her piggy back and call yourself the husband of the legless ghost haha

Oh ye of little hope! I know it be mans nature to have beastly desire and intent and it us by this we are corrupted! A relationship should be founded in love and respect alone, a relationship is a team, a union for mutual support and growth! Not any whorish connection of giving and recieving parts! Matrimony is founded on a couple's decision to spend all their lives together, not all their loins together! Yes the consummation of marriage is a fact of life but it should not be the core, the focus of a relationship, for with sex comes painful doubt, insecurity, and mistrust, the slayers of love chivalric and true!

So heed me, good sir, and abandon not the "beastly" nature of man, but your fixation on it!

Tis a fool who turns a blind eye upon the very NATURE of man! He who ignores his nature becomes hollow, less so than every other man! The beast is primal, yes but it is one that can be tamed, but it is not done by oneself! It is by the tender hand of beauty that takes the chance, takes the RISK, the leap of faith that they will not be mauled that makes love worth having! Blind trust in one another, no doubts from the beast that freely puts on his shackles, no doubts from the beauty that is willingly within the claws of man!

You say a relationship is founded on love and respect alone but without trust there is no love! Beastly nature, HAH! Only when a man is at his most basic is he free from suspicion!

Loving words and gifts, hah! Coercion and bribes, more like, fallacies to get one to lower their guard and leave the weak and vulnerable to the other! You're just and respectful "relationship" is just a deadly dance to get to the others soft spots!

What are you quoting?

Knave that you be, you think that denying the unsavory portion of man's mind is to deny one's nature; further from the truth no thing could be! For when the Lord endowed Adam with free will he gave all mankind after him the will and power to forge his own path and lend himself to the godliness of the Angels. The man who follows only the lustful call of his mind's chemia tricks, and not the yearning desire for justice in his flaming core, is woe to brun in the Hells of painful damnation. Man's freedom of will is what allows to superceded our nature and elevate ourselves above the common man who is guided by impulse alone, and there among the godly Men of Earth do we find those who abandon lust and embrace the wholesome love between people who seek not pleasure, but union, community, companionship. A coupling founded on pleasurable attraction only is empty and hollow, and one must pursue the peace of knowing you hold in your arms someone who loves you not for the pleasures of physicality you may bring, but the gentle embrace of someone who values you beyond the corporeal being. To say expressing this genuine mutual love through verbal exchange, a hushed whisper accompanied with a tight hug are coercion is a vile lie with no more meaning than a couple founded on physicality alone! And to say that such tenderness is a rise, a ploy to find one's tender sensitivities is a confirmation of the trust and openness that accompanies TRUE love and its gentle embracing of people.

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Don't give up the thread, lads!

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Who?

>For when the Lord endowed Adam with fre-
Aaaaaand you went biblical, you've ruined it, I was so looking forward to the next trade off and you just HAD to go biblical on me!

I'm just using a useful example, and that was the only one - man has free will so he is not subject to pure instict

Emmy, creation of @dommcell on instagram

I like your pun. Pic makes me think of this youtube.com/watch?v=rKXiea-9uB4

Meh, I'm sure you could have come up with something better if you had a decent cup of coffee/tea in you.

>synth
>not just metal
You're a poser

>tfw drinking pepmint tea rn because sore throat and congested

I know incouldve had something but I'm just a more religious guy than the average Yea Forums poster I guess. I get sex and all that is part of life but I don't like the massive focus on it, I at my core want someone who loves me for me

Frankenstein's Monster obviously, so you could go as Frankenstein

She might have to pop off her hair. Would she be willing to do that? If anything, with the master’s build, height, and skull shape, HE should be going as the monster.

>not wife of Frankenstein and you as Frankenstein's monster

Well at least you have a legitimate excuse, people who quote/use the bible to get the upper hand annoy me. I think its cheap because you can't really fight back without coming off belligerent.

Hope you feel better, I'm using coffee myself to stop this cold from getting a foot hold.

Would she be cheaper or more expensive to buy no?

SAUCE MAN!!!

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>He isnt a christian yet
Repent fedora fag

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>"So master, for Halloween, I've been thinking. How about you and I do a couples costume? I know you normally do it with your wife but since she's out of town maybe... I could take her place. J-just for Halloween i mean haha."
>"That sounds like a swell idea. What do you have in mind?"
>Emmy gets perceivably more flustered
>"Well I've given it some thought and you could be Dr. Frankenstein... and I could be Frankenstein's wife. Or you could be Dracula, and I'll be Dracula's w-wife. Or um you could go as yourself and i could go as your um wife? Haha just kidding... unless you think it's a good idea. You know I could just wear one of her dresses and go around and pretend to be your wife haha, and like kiss you and stuff. I think the guests would find it humorous haha. Just an idea I came up randomly."

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Based but being a Roman Catholic is where the real big boys are.

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I'm happy this thread is still up. Thank you anons for keeping it alive while I was at work. Hopefully I can do some drawings and share them tomorrow if the thread is still up. I know I wont be good as the drawfags that have done some absolutely incredible stuff already, but Emmy threads have boosted my self esteem so why not?
Plus it doesn't help that my laptop camera is the equivalent to a Vtech kids camera

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Youre welcome

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>belonging to a church that does the opposite of what Jesus preached

>Vtech kids camera
Oh yeah i said that. Welcome back

Been in these Emmy threads since the second one. Wanted to post some art but lack of confidence and, again, camera quality kept me from doing so.

>I know I wont be good as the drawfags that have done some absolutely incredible stuff already
As long as you're not doing the same requests, that's irrelevant. You're making more and original content, and improving yourself as well.

Her parts would be smaller and you have to get the same compatibilites inside while reducing height and weight so yeah, pretty sure a compact model would be pricier.

I didn't mean to damage your confidence but yeah it's like you took the picture with a smudgy eyeball with severe glaucoma

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The fucking person who drew that monstrosity?

That's a lovely drawing you asshole. Since when are cartoons anatomically correct?

It really is that based.

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I doubt that they said that. Also let's see you do better.

Cute. What was the prompt for this?

So I guess the headcanon is she has a screw bellybutton like XJ9?

BEEN WORKIN' WAY TOO MUCH NEED TO GET OUT AND GET FUCKED UP.
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHERE'S IT AT?

at least got founded by him, like the orthodox and not by some no-name who wanted to bang a nun or a literal retard that believed everyone but him was impure

Have you considered investing in a better camera, a scanner, or dare I suggest it, a drawing tablet?

are you sure about that?

the only posers are those coomer technicians who designed uncanny valley monstrosities and call them sexbots

>oh
my sides

>my lovehandles
>my ass

ftfy

Because you're a butthurt lardass, you see.

How many have there been so far?

Fucking Yikers.

Is that even a word?

Twitch will ban you if you say it

>What drove you to dedicate your life to revolutionizing so many fields of technology?
>To create a new form of sentient life, as would a god?
>What could have been the source of your brilliance and inspiration?
>lol some faggot on Yea Forums said I'd be a cuck if I didn't
>now fuck off i've got a robot to screw

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Who gives a fuck about that shithole? It's just camwhores and unfunny idiots begging for money for playing video games.

Hey, cut that out.

holy shit are you really that mad at me for quoting your 'Oohhh'?

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>tumblr
cringe

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>Your work in recent years has been revolutionary!
>You've pushed bio mimicry in robotics further than before, and your work with soft robotics has advanced the field immensely
>Thanks to your work, we now have robotic prosthesis that are better than ever before, feel more natural than ever before, giving many disabled and crippled people another chance at a life they might not have lived before
>That's nice, but I really just wanted a robot waifu to hold my hand tenderly and tell me it will all be OK.

no, because muslim fembots are just an animatronic skeletons covered with black sheets and atheist fembots just outright deny the existence of humans

>"cringe"
>says the 'Oohhh' boi

you're the one using tumblr images. I'm not even him

yea right, and my ass is made of marshmallow

>I really just wanted a robot waifu to hold my hand tenderly and tell me it will all be OK.

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Holy shit, are you really that mad at me for saying 'oh' in the first place instead of 'ow' and bringing it up hours later?

>says the 'Oohhh' boi

It is cringe, retard. And it was 'oh' not 'Oohhh', autist.

Also, I guess your ass is a marshmallow.

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This is funny and all, but Emmy IS your wife

Maybe she is into some weird roleplay

Not according to the scriptures

I said YOUR wife

I enjoy the sexual tension and innocence that comes from the idea of Emmy not being your wife but still loving you romantically, despite you already being a married man. You need to get your head out of the gutter.

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My head out of the gutter? I'm not trying to cheat on anyone so you should permit the idea of being married to Emmy alone and not spoiling it with this cuckquaen stuff

I'm not a cumbrain like you so I fucking Emmy while being a married man didn't even cross my mind. I don't feel the need to place Emmy in a direct romantic relationship in every scenario. Love triangle are wholesome fun.

They're not wholesome fun because they set up situations for infidelity and NTR shit which you clearly get off on, cumbrain. Apparently wanting to avoid that is a problem now that we love in fucking cumbrain central over here

You're the saddo who needs to have Emmy as a wife in every situation. There are other forms of companionship user. Experiment with your fantasies

All my fantasies revolve around loving monogamous relationships, because that's all I want from life in a relationship

To be fair... women deserve to get cucked

Nobody deserves to get cucked unless they themselves cuck others, which wouldnt happen if nobody cucked anybody

t.white knight

This

Cute robot

>tfw no robot gf

>...To kick and beat up

Cringe