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ITT: Relatable comics
Evan Moore
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Daniel King
pathetic.
Gavin Wood
DELET THIS
Zachary Torres
Jacob Barnes
Is it wrong that I think the funniest thing about the comic is that the game has an "I love someone else" option during a wedding scene?
Brandon Long
please no, I'm sensible
Aiden Carter
totally bizarre that hes friends with STAR_ nowadays
Brody Anderson
Adam Parker
William Morris
what about relatable scenes?
Matthew Cook
source?
Isaiah Cook
Brody Davis
Fat Buckley does it again
Brandon Lopez
Please delete this
Levi Williams
Its not that weird, I've had a couple that say that, Its an easy way to switch paths to a different girl
Aaron Brown
Probably my favorite Whomp.
Whenever I'm watching hentai or playing a VN this happens to me and instantly sends me into a spiraling sadness.
Julian Scott
This would have been more relatable if he chose the "I love someone else" option and made that exact same face in the third panel.
Isaiah Perez
they've been a part of each other's content for at least 8 years, user.
Oliver Ross
fuck you say bithc
Ethan Powell
Robert Anderson
Jayden Moore
Tyler Evans
Why is he so relatable?
Landon Rodriguez
Leo Garcia
Camden Cooper
Holy shit what a beast. I want to shake his hand.
Samuel Ward
>captainshitnagi
Ew
Eli Harris
>see myself reflected in the monitor
>think "Damn, looking pretty fine today."
Can't relate.
Nicholas Reyes
Asher Rogers
Penny is best girl...can't we not make her Ms. Yea Forums 2019?
Mason Butler
pls no user
Adam Brown
Carter Perez
Jonathan Cruz
Yeah kid taste change as they get older. Who knew?
Carter Williams
I love these comics. Post more.
Ryder Martin
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
Luis Roberts
thats clearly not Ronnie but holy fucking shit what a tank of a man
Cameron Reed
Based and wholesome pilled.
Anthony Evans
>made money and a name for himself with a critically acclaimed graphic novel biography of a famous Canadian political figure
>spent the money on hookers while he was still living with his ex girlfriend
chester brown is so fucking based
Jaxson Scott
The artist is trying to critique too many things (Americans being afraid of foreign food, Americans americanizing foreign food, Americans preferring white chefs, food hipsters), and as a result it doesn't work the way the artist wants. Maybe the Asian kid's lunch did suck, and the white chef made it better with other ingredients. The only criticism that still works is against the hipster, and there's no punchline.
Brandon Gonzalez
BROWNFACE
Ryder Robinson
I can't relate to this at all.
Jace Thomas
Not that political figure, one who was actually right.
Brody Martinez
CAN'T REMEMBER HOW MANY TIMES
Ryan Thomas
enough with the being a waifutard already. Im so sick of pretending to be obsessed with underaged animal people for teh lulz.
Justin Robinson
Wyatt Jackson
Whomp is cheating.
Jason Butler
First I mean it serious, she IS best girl and kinda waifuing her and second...how old is Penny actually?
Caleb Johnson
Mason Perez
I dunno about you guys but this is essentially me.
Connor Baker
this hit so close
James Mitchell
Carson Robinson
Kids are picky.
Ryder Cook
Fucking kill me
Ryder Ward
I feel like I'm about half way to Joe.
Noah Rodriguez
>Huh. Yeah, I remember that.
Sometimes it feels like it really is the destiny of every lonely kid that got into comics to eventually fall out of love with them. There's just so much bitterness- it either pushes you out, or makes you just as bitter.
Kevin Long
Fuck.
Grayson Wood
Wasn't the whole crux of this comic that Only one guy actually makes it out without turning into a total piece of shit failure? And everyone else bad ends?
Cooper Watson
yeah, the one guy finds a healthy way to interact with his hobby and joins a supportive community to practice it and teach other people about it. Two of the others make perfectly sustainable careers out of their hobbies but are weird creeps about it, while the most dysfunctional one (the boy in that comic) starts his own business but he's legit fucking bad it.
Liam Sanders
Sebastian Ward
>fake nerd just after wank material and female attention, yet also still thinks girls have cooties
this is what Yea Forums finds relatable? this is what you people choose to be?
Ryder Edwards
Joshua Garcia
Wait, he's telling me that transgenderism and gender dysphoria are two separate things? Man, this shit is getting way too complex to me
Adrian Gray
Huh, not all trans people have gender dysphoria. Good to know Sophie
Mason White
Bill isn't a fake nerd, he has an encyclopedic knowledge of comic books, science fiction, horror, fantasy and all related media, and all his fantasies are horny because he's 15.
Jacob Murphy
This fan... this MONSTER!
Tyler Torres
Alexander Davis
I just wanted to say I think it’s really cool how no one’s falling for the bait posts in this thread.
Connor Green
No...stop it...come on...no...
Angel Peterson
I remember when we had a thread doing edits of this
Noah Ward
Joshua Miller
All of his comics are like that. He's just really mad about white people and asian women who like white people.
Ayden Turner
On one hand I think it's always obvious from something, be it voice, bone structure, adam's apple, etc.
On the other hand one of my buddies was with a transwoman for months, and none of us fucking knew it. Even the bud banging "her". I still don't know if it was a fucking unicorn passing post-op or if coming out was an elaborate scheme to make him break up with her.
Ryan Morales
to whom is it speaking
Eli Garcia
you
Joseph Stewart
the 40% of voices in his head
Jacob Parker
Gabriel Jones
>Not holding bottles of water
ONE JOB
Alexander Barnes
Levi Hughes
Samuel Peterson
t.Nigger
Ian Evans
Should have applied yourself.
Aiden Jenkins
Based
Easton Richardson
4ch classic was the best days.
Kayden Gray
I miss old Yea Forums so fucking much, holy shit.
I wish I could go back in time and erase chanology
Nathan Perry
Lincoln Parker
If he's pissed about white people stealing his culture's cuisine, why are he and his girlfriend in line for the white chef's restaurant?
Jason Gomez
Don't be fooled by the hawaiian shirt. You don't mess with the strongfat.
Dominic Rodriguez
Is that the Techlead, the ex google, ex facebook Techlead?
Evan Gomez
i hate this comic
Caleb Barnes
Yea Forums was always shit and I doubt you were there. Sixteen years I can still count the amount of good OC on one hand.
Bentley Robinson
the two in the back of the line have the exact same face. Dude can't even draw two unique faces of his own race
Bentley Cruz
>I love someone else
What ending do I get?
Christian Howard
For you. One Billion Trine in MS Paint
Ryder Taylor
oh man this was me until about half a year ago. Still trying to sell off all my shit, I just hate that I used to think that shit mattered.
Alexander Richardson
Goddammit, this hits waaay too close to home...
Brody Howard
You know, you don't have to purge everything out of a misguided attempt at maturity.
Jordan Sanders
I'm pretty happy to still have all my shit. Sure makes moving a pain in the ass, but every piece is a reminder of youth.
Gabriel Wilson
>only asians can cook asian food
Lol what a suck ass
Zachary Bailey
Cool gonna kill myself brb
Christopher Reyes
Jacob Flores
kek
Blake Cook
This won't happen to me. I have promised myself that, from next year onwards, I won't waste my time on Yea Forums any longer.
Luis Parker
>Yea Forums was always shit and I doubt you were there.
spoken like a true newfag who read ED once and thinks he can suddenly 'fit in'.
Julian Thompson
I wouldn't say that's what it is. I don't have the love for these things that I once did. I no longer care about having an entire bookshelf of comics that I've read maybe once when I could just read them online for much cheaper and get the same experience. Yeah, I'll keep the ones that really hit me. All-Star Superman, New Teen Titans, sure. But I don't need a collection of Silver Age Green Lantern comics when I don't really have an interest in them outside of a few days every couple of years simply because I love the character. I was collecting for the sake of collecting, which is when it's unhealthy.
Nolan Ramirez
I love the whole comic of this, props to the user that drew the entire thing
Julian Flores
See you next year, user.
Colton Gonzalez
>Narrator: He never left Yea Forums.
Carter Clark
pretentious as fuck
Isaiah Nguyen
>think you live in a body that’s completely wrong due to what you think and feel
>somehow not a dysphoria
Be trans all you want it don’t effect me but at least have the self awareness to know what you are beyond just I’m other gender
Jose Miller
>rom next year onwards, I won't waste my time on Yea Forums any longer.
heh
Ayden Myers
I want to erase pepe and wojak.
Jace Green
Only newfags say newfag, newfag. Name three worthwhile things made by Yea Forumstards.
William Young
>white people aren't allowed to make flip food but if they do they better not keep me from eating it
Why not just make your own spam fried rice, Josh?
Jace Fisher
Cringe.
Nathaniel Thomas
BOY PILLS
Hunter Butler
Austin Kelly
Not all trannies have an actual dysphoria. Some are autogynophiles, or crossdressers who get tired of pointing out they're still dudes.
Ryder Barnes
Remember, it doesn't really count if you end up addicted to some other site in the end.
Nolan Parker
Transgenderism is a delusion-based mental illness, which is why I support making therapy, counseling, and other mental health services more easily and cheaply available to help people through their issues. It's also why I think transgender people aren't of sound mind to decide to permanently mutilate their bodies and why it should be considered child abuse to make a child undergo HRT. For the same reason that a schizophrenic person is not of sound mind to voluntarily amputate a limb and why it's child abuse for them to harm their children at the behest of their paranoid delusions. The solution is to help people resolve the issues that underlie their delusion as to why they don't "feel like the right gender," not to just let them surgically make reality match their delusions (which inevitably doesn't turn out the way they expect and makes the problems worse).
Josiah Sanchez
I don't even know where I'd go if I left, I hate this place more with each passing day but I hate everywhere else even more.
Bentley Gray
terf begone
Gavin Butler
Yeah I can't find any good replacement. I've started using reddit the past half year, and while it isn't as bad as it was years ago, it's still a cesspool of absolute shit that drives me insane.
Wyatt Cox
What's this from?
Sebastian Wright
>Only newfags say newfag, newfag.
Sure newfag.
>Name three worthwhile things made by Yea Forumstards.
old Yea Forums, that's all you need to know. Not that I can convey how fun it used to be through a wiki article made by post-ironic millennials who weren't there for it, either.
Jump off a cliff.
Nathaniel Lewis
>crossdressers who get tired of pointing out they're still dudes.
What?
You expect me to believe that cross-dressers chop off their dicks because they're tired of not passing as an actual woman? Cross Dressers do it for a laugh and a good time, not because they think they're women, they're separate from trannies and, if I remember right, trannies don't like crossdressers
Matthew Howard
Wyatt Campbell
Oh okay. It's just a lot people jump right into delete fucking everything mode when they have a quarter/mid-life crisis.
Crossdressers aren't trannies.
Camden Torres
Really? I find it more insufferable now.
Easton Stewart
>dat 8 pointed star
fulgrim_laughing.jpg
Mason Hernandez
MARRY THE PAN FLUTE PLAYER
Jonathan Sanchez
This is an edit
Original is a woman
Michael Gomez
Tat where are you going with this?
I'm actually
unironically
baffled what this madman's end game is at this point.
I know sinfest stopped being about the humor long ago, but why even make these comics?
Dominic Richardson
I didn't say all, I said some, and I'm right.
You don't have to chop off your dick to be trans. Pre-op trannies are still trannies, even if they never plan to lose the dick.
>can't name a single worthwhile thing
As expected of a retarded zoomer. Yea Forums was made by a millenial and the majority of its userbase has always been millenials.
Aiden Bailey
In hindsight you're probably right.
Also rage comics.
Asher Jackson
>are you the shield hero?
>false rape charges.
I miss the Halloween edits.
Samuel Adams
>can't name a single worthwhile thing
I just did, old Yea Forums.
Again, you don't know what it was like because you weren't there. Your knowledge of it comes entirely from screencaps other people passed around for years and the 'ironic' cynicism of people who weren't even in the age range to appreciate it.
Again, do a flip off a cliff. This 'I'm totally one of you guys' routine is tiring.
Anthony Baker
The treatment is a burlap sack, a shotgun, and mass graves.
Ayden Fisher
only newfags and crossboard invaders use 'zoomer'.
Liam Wilson
>Yea Forums was made by a millenial and the majority of its userbase has always been millenial
He says while posting on a millennial board.
Anthony Price
probably depends on what you use it for. A good portion of my shit is for buying and selling specific types of shit, then the rest is for fandoms. Anything dealing with politics or memes makes me want to kill myself. That site's user base is unbelievable
Brandon Harris
That's the point I'm getting at. Yea Forums is a millennial website. Always has been, and the retarded kid pretending to be an oldfag doesn't even know. Probably wasn't even around before the captcha.
Angel Jenkins
Sure, if you go to very specific subreddits for a very specific purpose to interact with that specific community it's tolerable, but anything that goes anywhere near the main page these days is facebook-level.
Lucas Martin
>He passposts to try to prove his age
Do you even know what year old Yea Forums was considered good?
Isaiah Moore
This was always cringe, but I don't think that word was used back then.
Nathan Ward
Sure as fuck wasn't 2005, nor any year after that. Off yourself roleplayer.
Asher Lopez
Half of those aren’t so bad.
Wyatt Ward
> Yea Forums is a millennial website
>What is Gen X
My god, it happened. The millennials actually think that they were the target audience of Yea Forums, all along.
Ryan Rodriguez
>people born in the 80s
>Gen X
Roleplayer has brain damage.
Christopher Flores
>He thinks I was referring to post 2005.
>He thinks his Yea Forums gold account from 2012 is proof of anything
You're just embarrassing yourself. Flip off that cliff, faggot.
Gabriel Nguyen
this should be a banner
Mason Barnes
>I was there in the beginning, man!
>things were great!
>and I have absolutely nothing to prove I was there!
>or that Yea Forums wasn't always CP and miscellaneous trash!
Dylan Turner
How many comics about trans suicide has Stonetoss made already? The guy seriously need some new material.
Wyatt Clark
Benjamin Lee
The creator himself is a millennial, and the youngest Gen X were ~25 when Yea Forums was founded.
Bentley Powell
Things were great, not that you would have known. Thinking Yea Forums was just CP is what people told the internet so faggots like you stayed out.
>and I have absolutely nothing to prove I was there!
?? This is Yea Forums. Do you not get the point of anonymous posting? Yeah sure man, let me pull up my post count from back then. Do you think your pass account from 2012 is proof that you're not a newfag?
If you actually have been here sixteen years, it's clear that you're still just a summerfag. Going longer than the median age of Yea Forums without learning why Yea Forums is the way it is must be some kind of record.
Michael Phillips
NOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS
Zachary Garcia
I think he keeps harping on it because of the responses he keeps getting.
He's said before that he made stonetoss to piss people off. So the stuff that pisses the most people off and gets spread around the most to piss people off is the stuff he keeps making.
James Bailey
>implying I have a job
Robert Cook
Joyfulbros represent
Luis Bennett
See, you don't even know that Yea Forums was routinely covered in actual CP that stuck around on the front page for hours. Stop roleplaying.
James Clark
I personally have been wandering twitch lately. It's normie as fuck, sure, but it's kinda cathartic to laugh at people playing badly.
Matthew Ramirez
>Generation X (or Gen X) is the demographic cohort following the baby boomers and preceding the Millennials. Demographers and researchers typically use birth years ranging from the early-to-mid 1960s to the early 1980s, with 1965 to 1980 a widely accepted definition.
(You)
Yes, and moot was and always will be a faggot.
Benjamin Myers
>
Austin Davis
>i resent anybody that's better than me and I make fun of anybody less fortunate than me
Comics that are this real should be banned by the government
Josiah Johnson
The pan flute player seems pretty cool to me
Jeremiah Wood
>See, you don't even know that Yea Forums was routinely covered in actual CP that stuck around on the front page for hours.
Where did I say it wasn't? Thinking it was JUST CP is what people told the internet so faggots like you stayed out.
Again, do a flip.
Nicholas Long
>to 1980 a widely accepted definition
>to 1980
1981 babies, turning 38 this year, are millenials. Gen Xers are 39+
Joshua Wood
i dont get it
Grayson Murphy
I think of this one any time anyone asks, "What are you eating?"
Juan Clark
Holy shit bro, he fucking ate every punch those guys gave him. Anyone got the source on this video?
Leo Lee
I’ve never played a real dating sim or VN. What’s a good one to play?
Easton Jackson
Carter Jones
>Don't be fooled by the hawaiian shirt
Nigga, the fuck are you talking about, dudes with Hawaiian shirts are on the top of my list of "dudes you don't fuck with"
Owen James
Sauce?
Xavier Ross
Say that I take your obvious roleplaying at face value. You came in and responded to a cringe-inducing Yea Forumstard comic with nostalgia, and proceeded to go
>Nuh uh! It wasn't shit! It wasn't!
With absolutely nothing to back that up. It was shit. Everyone who was there knows it was shit. moot would testify it was always shit. All remaining evidence of that era indicates it was shit. Because it was.
>HURF DURR AN HERO NEWFAG
You have nothing. No evidence, no cause, no argument. Nothing.
Chase Evans
just fuckin kill me, Ronnie
Jeremiah Garcia
See you tomorrow.
Cameron Flores
Summertime Saga with cheats on is a good time. I've logged about 30 hours so far.
Nolan Martin
"Business" is putting it generously, as the work he describes doing is basically just him fleecing people out of their money and convincing them to sell their valuable comics to him at bunk rates he makes up (so he pays as little as possible for them). I guess a certain amount of cunning is required to keep doing that for what he implied was years without the cops ever getting called, or getting the tar beat out of him by a disgruntled former customer and their cousins.
Isaiah Wright
I dont get it, is the kid a poorfag or something?
Anthony Sullivan
Everyone is being negative, but I have weaned myself of Yea Forums little by little over the past year. I quit going to /fit/, and Yea Forums, and recently /tg/. I mostly come here for threads on a few webcomics I follow, but I imagine I'll eventually leave.
It really is better, assuming you don't end up on Reddit or Tumblr instead. Most of the time spent here is from force of habit, not genuine enjoyment. When you spend an hour browsing on Yea Forums, you don't usually end up better in any way. You just end up an hour older.
Hunter Watson
Ok, whats with the water? Im late to the party
Benjamin Lee
It's
one of many strips made at the end of the artists life. They're all like this. It gets darker.
Hunter Russell
>have travelled over half the world
>my little corner of nerd shit is still one of my favorite places to be
No need for extremes, user. Attachment to a few material posessions isn't unhealthy
Samuel Russell
Come on user it doesn't work unless you post the whole saga
Luis Robinson
You never leave user, anonymity is too strong of a drug.
Christian James
If doing this is wrong I don't want to be right.
Jose Cruz
It's a template from Yea Forums. People make new ones every year around Halloween.
Caleb Baker
>he doesn't know
Xavier Reed
if you hate america so much why not just leave america?
Chase White
>cant relate
Dominic White
is there more?
Connor Nelson
I'm more interested in seeing where Sinfest goes than I am in the majority of actual good comics I've read. It's riveting, at the very least.
Ayden Rodriguez
>not marrying pan flute
Disgusting taste
Hunter Jones
Yeah. I see shit like this and then I see that pedophile rapist yaniv and that literal attempted murderer trannie who walks around with a boner in a women's shelter in the news, and I think, yeah. I don't give a fuck about you sick fucks.
Jason Peterson
None
Bentley Fisher
oh boy- here we go again
Brayden Parker
Jonathan Hall
The artist is a faggot, but that's never a good argument. I'd people are encouraged to leave their shitholes that justifies them all wanting to come here. Tell people to suck it up and improve the land in which they live.
Liam Morgan
Best enjoyed with a shot of hard liquor and album Hospice by The Antlers
Hunter Flores
Luis Anderson
Adrian Phillips
Jackson Anderson
Blake Wood
Why does the guy in line with the green ladies look like Egoraptor?
Adam Taylor
Might not be strictly VNs due to the amount of gameplay, but Alicesoft games are pure gold. Try Sengoku Rance or Evenicle
As for actual VNs
Yume Miru Kusuri
Steins;Gate
Koichoco
Unironically Katawa Shoujo
Luis Baker
Chase King
Based Stonetoss poster
Leo Jackson
Joseph Phillips
Alexander Murphy
Evan Perry
Nolan Diaz
Blake Murphy
Charles Bailey
Same goes to you because he's America now
David Watson
Benjamin Flores
Ryan Turner
Matthew Collins
Jaxon Cook
Oh fuck me I haven't seen these ones
Anthony Nelson
i hate this shit
Jaxon Baker
The vast majority of original ED content was made by xoomers. The founder is 39. If you weren't a jizz juggler you'd know that it's original purpose as a catalogue for LJ camwhore drama is more embarrassing than some 2012 meme about consumer demographics. Millennials use kiwifarms, anyway.
Jonathan Young
Ooh, the new ones are out!
Bentley Hughes
>He was destroyed!
Parker Baker
>terfs outside of legbutt and birdsite
this sucks
Grayson Lewis
kinda bittersweet tbqh. remembering all the good just before the darkness closes in. I relate too heavily to wishing for a goodbye to one's life.
Owen Smith
i fucking hate stonetoss but this was breddy gud
Noah Price
>actually we just tell the same joke over and over because we're just trolling XD
Isaiah Phillips
Thomas Perry
GAMERS RISE UP
Michael Nelson
sounds incel but ok
Connor Thompson
They're both funny, and also because the biggest whiners are antifa trannies. So when antifa trannies start whining about Stonetoss being posted, people post the ones making fun of trannies even more.
Connor Green
Great comics, thanks for posting
Nolan Roberts
did he fucking update the comic???
Jace Richardson
That's not the message at all.
He left his shithole to come to America, to bitch about microaggressions living in the greatest country on earth.
Typically when these foreign assholes have ideas on "how to improve their host country", it involves turning them into the spitting image of what they were "fleeing" in the first place.
Joseph Anderson
Ah, I see those history books are paying off.
Adrian Myers
I been down that pan flute road. Everything seems like a dream till you realize you're sucking toes in the port-a-potty at a renaissance fair
Elijah Morgan
Yeah he really needs to focus on one or two things, otherwise it just comes off like this.
Dylan Lopez
BIG KAHUNA STRIKES AGAIN
Matthew Martin
These are the last ones.
Liam Ward
no I meant is there a different version of these comics somewhere?
Gavin Collins
The Luna brothers are US born and raised. Are you assuming he must have been born in a foreign nation just because he claims white people dick ride Asian food and act two faced about it? Because that's all that's happening in the image.
Don't make me defend one half of the creative team behind Girls just because you can't read.
Levi Thomas
>white people dick ride Asian food and act two faced about it
They don't do this. That's not even present in the comic. He just seems upset that white people make his "cultural" cuisine better than him or his parents do.
Maybe They shouldnt have packed him fried dog for lunch.
Adam Walker
This is pretty dumb.
I get the white chef part even though I don't agree with the complaint over it, but as a kid a lot of food looked fucking awful and smelled awful to me.
Now I try everything and anything new I possibly can foodwise, but thats called growing up.
Angel Allen
No, no, you're just an evil honky.
Dylan Fisher
Does that mean China culturally appropriated evil from Europe?
Ethan Phillips
This shitty fucking retarded boomer comic and the subsequent edit where water and pokemon creatures are switched, followed by edits to other shitty boomer comics to make the children obsessed with water instead of cell phones or whatever shit the cartoonist wanted to complain about.
Henry Gomez
Is he the Filipino version of the Single Asian Female guy?
Christopher White
there's still more
James Clark
I don't remember that one desu
Blake Martinez
Arin and Danny
Joseph Ward
kek
Xavier Cook
Is it against trans or something?
Easton Stewart
Would that make Zoomers 1996-2010 and giggababies 2011-20205?
Nathan Torres
Michael Watson
It's not hard to understand his point of view it's just confusing when a man does it but as a trans exclusionary radical feminist he is of the opinion transgender folk are mentally ill men who are placating as women and do not deserve the same treatment as biological women and are morally wrong for trying to appropriate femininity.
Not a perfect example but in his mind it is like a white person in the night of segregation putting on blackface, an afro wig and pretending they are as oppressed. Now, you can think that is insane for many reasons but it's his mindest.
Jacob Cooper
>guy turns into a man-hating feminist who, in turn, turns into a tranny-hater
What's his endgame?
Logan Russell
Trannies are men.
He's consistent in hating men at least.
Ryan Hall
this is pretty sad actually
every single piece of his comic is dedicated to his own delusion and trying to tell himself he is right and everyone else is wrong
Nathaniel Reyes
That's every political comic
Daniel Diaz
>there's no way to tell who's trans or not without them telling you
Jesus Christ...
Elijah Adams
For leftists.
Rightwing comics just make fun of leftists.
Jordan Young
What's the deal here?
Benjamin Cox
take a look at the lady behind the guy waving.
Liam Gonzalez
Honestly it's not that he got radicalized into a feminist that's weird to me, it's that he got radicalized into a 2nd gen feminist. How does that even happen, who is still around teaching that shit.
Gabriel Green
This is just factually incorrect.
Dominic Stewart
>you're sucking toes in the port-a-potty at a renaissance fair
Still seems like a dream to me
Landon Anderson
makes sense to me. Guy clearly became a libshit before the trany stuff started hitting pop culture. He probably was just swimming around in the cultural bubble he got radicalized in when suddenly all the kids started trying to cut their dicks off(and not the way he wanted them to)
Nathan Taylor
Can relate but not in a sad way. Mere morbid curiosity.
Ethan Butler
Is he gonna get Isekai'd?
Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Wright
This but instead imagining pushing someone else.
Gavin Harris
You can't blame your race for you being a lazy idiot that eats too much chicken.
William Carter
Every leftwing comic is "look how virtuous I am".
Every rightwing comic is "look how retarded leftists are."
Anthony Phillips
do you have any idea how hard and expensive it is to move to another country from the U.S.? you're a fucking retard
Cameron Wood
This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
Jeremiah Hernandez
This
Why aren't there any funny leftist comics
Daniel Watson
Tony Stark's Wild (Depressing) Ride.
Evan Kelly
>it's always obvious
>except for this time it wasn't obvious
so it's not always obvious
Alexander Harris
political comics are not funny period
Anthony Thompson
I think this actually happened to me twice
Nathan Phillips
Ben Garrison is kino, you're just mad the left can't meme.
Asher Parker
I can't seem to quit. But nowadays I mostly look at the pictures and skim the endless drivel you all spout
The pictures are usually ok
Kayden Nguyen
>using the mouse with his right hand
He's not even fapping?
Ryan Wood
Joseph Morgan
have sex
Colton Barnes
Maya is too pure for that.
Also I'm pretty sure over half of the people here learned to fap with their left because of the mouse
Anthony Foster
I hate this comic because it puts Ronnie above me.
You can't be a depressed person if someone ever cared about you.
Hudson Long
Same reason chick tracks can't be intentionally funny. They lack edge.
Austin Murphy
The flute player is awesome
BUT
I get headaches from loud noises. Let's "pretend" everyone is a normie here: how unbearable is a musician gf?
Juan Richardson
Brandon Myers
Andrew Foster
I learned to fap with my left hand because the lip of my tub where I rest my laptop is on the right, but a few years later I switched to righty due to a hand injury and just reaching across my body to use the mousepad and it feels a lot more natural. That said, switching was easy for me though because I'm ambidextrous on a keyboard because of the fucked up way I learned to type (I basically learned to hunt and peck with each finger due to a successive string of paper cuts..but hey I can type over 80 wpm).
Jason Ward
Here's one I made
Hunter Morris
This is why you put up your experience at Vandalay Industries on your resume user. Also the tip of your tie should just hit the top of your pants.
Good on you for making OC though.
Aaron James
I feel like I'm too autistic to understand this
Justin Garcia
There's so much to take in I didn't even notice Chef Jeff at first. Talk about scatter brained.
Colton Perry
Fuck, that shit made me question all of my life choices for I don't know how long.
Eventually i got lucky and this time is finally behind me.
Christopher Fisher
He can't stop abducting/killing children.
Austin Reyes
>bothering with underwear
well i'm sorry i didn't know we had such a fancy gent in our midst
Aiden Sanchez
This hurts on a personal level
Michael Johnson
That's why you don't fuck with the large kids - when they snap, it's like fighting a hippopotamus.
Brody King
Good luck pal. I tried that half a year ago. I returned a month ago. You can never truly leave this depressing and cynical shithole.
Luke Thomas
So why can't Chef Jeff be fucking Philippino? Racist cunt.
Jacob Hall
Like I said, I'm not totally convinced she's not a biological female who just wanted an interesting breakup. Girl gets sympathy because the dude dumped her, dude gets mocked for unwittingly banging a tranny. And silently berated for bigotry, caus wasn't that pussy just fine until now? Man don't want kids anyhow.
Christian Ross
Too bad he's not trying to criticize shit art lmao.
Henry Flores
Whites males are just really good at appropriating others cultures since they don't have their own
Christian Sanchez
haha help I still think about shit like this and I've had a solid gf for 4 years
Gabriel James
kek
Jordan Watson
Nice.
Tyler Rodriguez
>there's no mpre room for you two in the back
That's not how lines work
Justin Collins
This.
Very few places are polite enough to tell the people in back they're full. You have to wait until you get to the front of the line, and that's when they tell you there's a two hour wait.
William Sanders
>Slick wakes up from a coma with Monique at his bedside
>it was all a dream
>the whole thing was a meta commentary about how extremism is bad
Julian Sullivan
Every time, same with bridges especially if I'm holding something. Compulsions like that really worry me
Bentley Torres
I want to mating press Ello
Christopher Murphy
>not making sure people keep their sex fluids off your comics
absolutely disgusting. Get off Yea Forums
Noah Wilson
One day, you'll be tired from a long day at work dealing with bullshit, you'll be hit with one of these intrusive thoughts and you'll follow along without even thinking, only realising what you've done once it's too late to change the outcome.
Matthew Rivera
Wyatt Long
I honestly can't tell if that one is the edit with their faces swapped or not.
Carter Rogers
>Cheese-filled lumpia
I'm Filipino and this shit is not authentic. Those are just cheese sticks and they aren't usually served at a proper meal. Unless the joke is that Chef Jeff is just serving shit to white people (mayo-infused sinigang broth sounds incredibly fucking disgusting) and they can't tell the difference.
David Davis
Thames for wasting my time with this shit.
Xavier Brown
Benjamin Hughes
PRAISE THE DARK GODS
Aiden Fisher
I'm also Filipino, and while I haven't seen cheese filled lumpia, they do a cheese stuffed pepper lumpia thing in a lot of restaurants there now, which isn't that far off.
Aiden Edwards
Yep.
Samuel Robinson
wtc?
Kevin Cruz
Yes
Jeremiah Mitchell
Yes
Thats the joke
Thomas Gomez
Great, now i'll be bashing my head against the wall until I forget these memories again.
Chase Cooper
Aw shiet!
Henry Taylor
>I actually knew a guy like purple in High School
>never really talked to him that much, nothing more than polite conversation
>chads made him fuck a dog
>he did it
>got expelled
I may be an autist, but at least I don't succumb to peer pressure.
Ryan Sanchez
Holy shit proto-incels
Ryan Hill
kek
Juan Carter
>cheese stuffed pepper lumpia thing
That's dynamite, not lumpia
Juan Gonzalez
>Anthony Bourdain Says Filipino Food Will Be The Next Big Thing in America
Charles Hernandez
Take what you can get
Jackson Flores
Huh. It actually went the other way for me. I finally made friends in high school, and made a bunch of friends in college. But the thing did happen to me with the girl, but I should've seen that coming a mile away when she would make a fuss over kissing me. I guess that's how you build judge of character.
Oliver Richardson
>omg you like animated things and collect stuff, you're a manchild
what a normie/boomer thing to say
Dylan Morgan
Hey, who knows, it's elementary. Before you know, the chick loses the braces, loses some weight, and now you have a redhead waifu with the same rejection issues you have. Good things come to those who wait.
Tyler Russell
This is just sad.
Dominic Gutierrez
This is pretty cringe now, at least the "sad childhood, teenage years, and college years" part. Also this place is best described as a dive bar in the middle of nowhere. Sure it's run down as shit, and it's full of weirdos, but man does it have a character you can't get anywhere else.
Ryder Smith
It uased to be, anyway.
The tranny jannies seem to be trying to do everything they can to turn it into fucking Twitter.
Evan Gonzalez
Caleb White
These are all fucking shit. Nobody wants to read long-winded bullshit stick person comics.
Christopher Perry
I can't even tell if this is pro or anti trans
Owen Wood
just go outside and talk to people bro
its that easy bro, works for me bro
Xavier Allen
me neither
Robert Green
Alexander Morgan
Zachary Russell
really?
Charles Barnes
>Soul Eater (2008)
Josiah Thomas
I feel like I keep coming here out of routine. I've met so many retards IRL that I have a harder time identifying trolls: every dumb shitty uneducated opinion is one that a human could actually have. The culture gets worse year after year, and less users than ever are my peers who share a similar breadth of experience.
Henry Nguyen
Sauce?
Evan Kelly
Dilate
Bentley Thompson
I'd like some of that right now.
James Morales
His kid self looks like Alfred E. Neumann.
Eli Baker
Not a comic but…
Gavin Green
Moon Knight 2014 #6
Cooper Turner
Nolan Campbell
This one gets me every time.
Also, nice quads.
Wyatt Sullivan
>When a show/Fandom you really enjoyed "ends"
Levi Turner
Women are not born with penises.
David Gutierrez
Ta
Jaxson Evans
everybody went home
Camden Hall
I can see him actually having done this as a kid.
James Carter
>Calling people normies before high school
This is making it hard to sympathize. Why is it that most of these comics run along the lines of "why does everyone hate me unconditionally" instead of "why the fuck can't I figure out how to make friends?" In case you're confused, the former puts most of the blame on others, and the latter puts most of the blame on yourself.
Xavier Russell
when will they learn
Oliver Robinson
This desperately needs an edit where the clown just throws a pie in the kid's face.
Jason Edwards
You make nice drawings user, but I'd remove the "Kill me" at the end. The face does a good enough job displaying hat emotion. The experience thing is annoying, but with Comp Sci you can sometimes finagle it and just say "I can do everything the job listing requires".
Luis Anderson
normie get out of my site
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Easton Bell
>rage comics
>FBF
>baw threads
>counting to potato
>pools closed
Ryder Young
this.
Ayden Carter
well, next time try to remember to add the fucking straws
Ayden Torres
I was a fucking weirdo but I never got seriously picked on. I don't know what the rest of you were doing wrong.
Colton Diaz
This. The true weirdos were just friends with each other in all the schools I went to because they bonded over common interests. Hell one of them wore a fucking cape and ran kind of like Naruto through the halls, and even that guy had friends. Just because you're so autistic you can't befriend the weirdos, doesn't make the weirdos normies.
Chase Butler
I'm normal. If she is good, and knows she is, and wants to be better, then you will hear small parts of songs played over and over for hours: 4 second loops.
You may expand your musical horizons and improve your life.
Alexander Hughes
Seriously, I always had at least a couple other spergs to hang out with and by the end of high school I was even on decent enough terms with most of the football team.
Ethan Hughes
quads of sadness, take me home
Nathan Richardson
don't forget you're here forever
Isaiah Green
Those are some nice numerals you got there user.
Anyway, it's because that's the narrative they've chosen: I'm doing everything right, they're wrong for disliking me. I remember seeing a comic a furfag made about the exact same thing, only they portrayed themselves as their fursona. That's what she saw, but imagine what everyone else is seeing: a chick that does these animal thins she thinks are cute, and acts like a fucking cartoon character. How many people are gonna think that's normal, let alone want to hang out with someone who embarasses them like that? Couple that with the sense of rebelliousness people get when they're dumb teenagers, and you end up with this shit. Being self-aware at that age, or any point in life, really, is a thing not many people can do.
Cameron Gonzalez
if we had an inkling about all of the stuff we missed out on, a lot of people wouldn't be here right now.
Eli Green
Andrew Garcia
eltingville is a bitter pill.
the older comics really showed me how bad i could have been
Zachary Ross
The girls I’ve fucked won’t shit on me either. i’ve asked
Christopher Baker
a lot of people aren't able to quit because some can't quit unless they completely drop the internet entirely.
there are some people out there that can separate Yea Forums from their internet time, but a lot of people would probably look up something, find themselves opening a tab automatically and suddenly realize they have spent the last few hours hanging out in threads about stuff they don't really care about.
Adrian Wilson
>Good things come to those who wait.
ha ha hahahahahah
no
fuck you
John Jackson
The women are dressed like in Handmaid's Tale, which is a very dark dystopian story where women are treated like breeding cattle. They bring the men "girl pills" who then think they're women when they are just obsessed with shallow feminine themes. Their obsession with this kind of femininity only makes the oppression of women worse, who stand there, showing that transwomen will never experience the same things as real women (and this is why they will never be real women).
Isaac Myers
Is she actually kissing her own hand?
What did she mean by this?
Leo Campbell
>dystopian
It's the only functioning state in a "children of Men" world. God forbid the only breeders able to do so have to contribute by actually keeping the species alive.
Camden Wilson
I think I get what this is saying, but it's too stupid to believe. He's mad that he succeeded in life and got everything he wanted because it was easy? And he could have just fucked around and played vidya? I am mad somebody thinks chad isn't fucking estatic at life and laughing at you losers from his bank job.
Landon Garcia
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jace Sanders
If she want to "make it big" and is in it to be the next big name chart topper, she'll be an unbearable and willing to sleep with anyone who pretends to be a scout/manager then complain you're holding her back.
If she just likes music and making music for fun, she'll be awkward a lot and embarrass you in public, but she'll be sincere and a best friend if you accept there are some things about each other you just don't like.
Nathaniel Flores
>first girlfriend dumped me, then started dating a guy I find annoying
>the world is on fire
Thank god I have perspective now.
Adrian Evans
Carter Gonzalez
>Only girls cry
Why won't you open up, what's wrong with you?
>You just didn't try hard enough
You never switch off, what's wrong with you?
>You don't get to make the rules
Stop worrying so much, what wrong with you?
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
>It's ok to be gay you know. You're not gay? Then what's wrong with you?
>Fighting back isn't the answer to bullies
You never seem to care, what's wrong with you?
Jordan Murphy
people derive pleasures and suffering from different sources.
Red's always been shitty to people because he's innately unhappy.
Jaxon Hughes
>chads made him fuck a dog
>he did it
>got expelled
That's horrific.
Juan Reyes
fuck
Jaxson Hernandez
Please tell me the name of this comic
Gavin Davis
Does anyone have the one where it's a sad lonely woman who is obsessed with her phone? She puts her cat next to a book and wine glass. Calls the cat stupid and to hold still. Posts a photo online with the words spending the night with a good book wine and my cat! She then tells her cat to beat it and spends all night staring at her phone obsessively.
Jayden Hill
Guys with active social lives, amazing jobs, a happy family, and tons of pussy are extremely happy. This is universal.
Benjamin Cox
Yes and, it was a way of surprising him with a kiss without really kissing him. In other words, flirting.
Jace Jones
I don't think she's sad and lonely so much as a thot that thinks looking like she's living an active life is more important than actually having one. Try dating a chinese girl and you'll see it.
Dylan Harris
Why did I read those Doots in the Super Mario Bros. Theme?
Samuel Jackson
>get facebook
>find them
>see how their life turned out
>if they are single reach out
>if they are a awkward, sad, lonely, single person like you they probably still think of you too.
Boom, I just got half of co a girlfriend.
Blake Collins
>Not all trannies have an actual dysphoria
Wrong.
Nolan Perez
>Those fucking pinball flipped just waving futilely like pathetic little T-Rex arms.
There's a little black spot on the sun today. That's my soul up there.
Matthew Garcia
was it boy dog or a girl dog?
Xavier Morgan
that dude is wearing a ton of makeup, nice clothes, nice hair. Must have a good white collar job making good money, and thinks about his appearance a lot.
Definitely can't relate.
Thomas Long
Relateable!
Zachary Myers
Ryder Adams
I thought this was a joke about being stuck in a dead end trade with no redeemable qualities and no experience or knowledge of anything else and time is running out and you're getting older but you just can't find the energy to break out of the cycle.
Aiden Lee
Also this.
Michael Barnes
>Buenas dias mandy!
Anthony Diaz
This is me.
Honestly, it's great. Ugly bitches suck some mean dick. Gotta stay competitive.
Kevin Smith
Fucking retard just because you learned the word yesterday doesn't mean they began existing yesterday, and evenif the word was barely spoken in 1993, they still existed before. It's like blaming Newton for inventing gravity.
Camden Hernandez
Why is this video so goddamn infuriating?
Kevin Clark
>she poses for selfies with multi-millionaires
>just like us!
Aiden King
I'd say the most surefire way to make friends is to join a club or consistently do something. I made great friends by going to a knitting class every week, and I've been going for a little over 3 years now. I went to one of the women that goes wedding and the teacher is like another grandma to me. I play tennis at the local park pretty regularly and play with these three Indian dudes whenever they're there.
Hudson Bailey
>The DVD idle screen
Kek, that brings me back.
Jeremiah Morris
Leo Lewis
>every single punch is a haymaker
Love it.
Brandon Mitchell
The Eltingville Club by Evan Dorkin, there's like ten installments maybe, he published their stories over the course of like 20 years in various serials and the last two were stand alone floppies.
Samuel Morgan
Damn...
Angel Martinez
Yeah... whenever I pick produce, I too have multiple film crews following me around.
Anthony Lopez
for all those who resonate with this webm and feel bad.. I ask you.
Who's got the pimpin' cane and mustache combo? that's right, you do!
aha haha ... ha..... ha
Anthony Reyes
Now draw the HR woman saying that he can prove his experience through a different, sexier, more intercoursal method.
Blake Ramirez
I think one of the hardest things someone ever said to me was when my eldest sister top me to "Grow up" and to "Stop following her."
To this day, it still fucks me up.
Evan Parker
They fake it like crazy, if they were truly happy they wouldn't need any of that stuff to be happy.
Jayden Diaz
How old were you?
Jaxson White
I love this one
Brayden Carter
Jackson Clark
12, she was 15.
I don't know, it seems so insignificant looking back but it just stuck.
Angel Jenkins
It's like all the people who live in a "as seen on tv" commercial
Isaac Cruz
Jayden Nelson
maybe call her and tell her about it, that way she can tell you she's sorry and she was just going through puberty/whatever and didn't mean to hurt your feelings. could be a nice funny thing to bring up and you could both laugh about it and then you will have some closure too.
Hudson Bailey
Goodbye colorful horses.
Gabriel Johnson
Another movie is coming it next year.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Its always worse somewhere else.
James Diaz
fuck off, manchild
what do you even do with your dolls?
you wake up, look at them and say "yup still there!" and walk away?
Justin Harris
>female
>lonely
she doesn't
Andrew Fisher
>fandom on Yea Forums is fun to hang out and discuss episodes with
>GR15 happens
>check out That Board a few months after creation
>it's full of horrible fetish shit and DeviantArt-tier OCs
>threads actually about the show are full of perverts, shippers and assorted shitflinging
I miss the comfy, man.
Isaac Roberts
>>threads actually about the show are full of perverts, shippers and assorted shitflinging
It was always like that.
Jose Mitchell
>implying I ever had friends
Carter Rodriguez
I probably thought it was ironic back then. Y'know, before there were literal gigabytes of porn.
Zachary Price
That's usual the case for a lot of fandoms, let us be frank.
/vg/ has loads of it for example.
Xavier Reed
> this but instead the cars jump the curb and hit me
why are there no vertical barriers between sidewalk and road?
> walk against traffic so i can see on-coming traffic and at least know who my killer was
so i can haunt their ass as a ghost
Samuel Fisher
/vg/ threads are a stark look at the degeneracy of a fandom. Those threads stay up thanks to an extreme-minded group of participants. I used /vg/ for the first time about a year ago for a few games and I'm never going to use it again; those people are fucking militant.
Yea Forums by comparison is a healthy place. I've noticed that when /vg/ threads collapse the "administrators" of those threads have started posting on Yea Forums because they cannot go without their attention whoring. You can see it with Monster Hunter. It's not that they're there to talk about the product, they're just there to post anime pictures.
Grayson Sanders
> because it was easy
because it wasn't his life
he wasn't just on "easy mode" he was on autopilot... and people just gave him what he wanted.
it was his punishment for cheating with purple's A+ paper. if that cheat had been caught, he would've learned a lesson and could've changed his life.
Elijah Reyes
It's this but drinking.
Lincoln Cox
THE FUCKING MADMAN
Elijah Wood
They live with us forever.
Zachary Turner
>not understanding that you're here forever
Evan King
I want you to know this comment floored me with laughter.
Hudson Lewis
Fuck I loved this episode
Nathan Morris
quino
Grayson Russell
I've been at that state for all of my life.
Leo White
>IM JUST PRETENDING TO BE INSUFFERABLE XDDDD
Nolan Turner
I only just noticed the memory was triggered by him reading a yearbook. I thought the memory just came out of nowhere like it does for me sometimes.
Adam Moore
No, you're literally being insufferable.
Tyler Jackson
how many people here are in their underwear in a darkly lit room?
Mason Perry
Yo
Ethan Ramirez
had these thoughts when I went shooting for the first time. much worse with a pistol in my hand than a rifle; that's why I'll only ever hold a rifle
Austin Butler
>that anime shirt
kek
Jason Lewis
You know why.
Ayden Gray
what's your "shirt"?
>mine is a black/white longsleeve I got in Japan
Jordan Johnson
where can i keep updated on this?
Luis Turner
please end me, it's so hot here
Juan Jackson
How embarrassing!
Kevin Perry
They blew up your role in the movie and got Guy Pearce to play you, and still nobody fucking loves you, Killian.
Jackson Ward
This has been my experience but with infinity more trannies on other forum. I have come to appreciate this place despite its problems
Evan Stewart
It's even worse than I remember
Owen King
Stop you're hurting me.
Jayden Moore
A blue silk shirt with a flame pattern and a chinese dragon on the back I got in my teens.
Samuel Morris
>black tight dress
>black stockings
user, stop, I'm a wholesome christian boy
Jonathan Cruz
It's been a while.
Jace Perry
Damn.
Logan King
Cameron Green
Bwahahaha
Blake Sanchez
Dilate
Alexander Powell
I've always been thin, so I didn't have this problem, but I do miss the DBZ shirt I got way back when.
It was orange, and it had this image of SSJ3 Goku, Kid Buu, and Shenron on the back.
I know it had to have something on the front, but I can't recall what.
Alexander Scott
Zachary Clark
I’ve got this sweet retro Martian Manhunter slim fit large shirt in my closet. I’m not even that fat, but the fucker shows off every roll of my stupid old man stomach. Fuck.
Levi Martinez
Fuck, that is sad...
Aiden Reyes
It's actually the last before the final strip. Which doesn't really have a story and is just Schulz saying goodbye, so in a way this is the real last one.
Charles Peterson
Fucking newfag, kill yourself
Andrew Roberts
Who the fuck wear fucking wifebeater to meet other people on a date?
Mason Mitchell
>actually managed to lose weight and fit into my goal clothes
>I had horrible fashion sense and I can't bear to look at the shit
Why the did I think graphic pants would ever come into style or even make sense 5 years ago?
Alexander Gomez
Alpha males.
Jayden Russell
nooooooooooo
Jacob Fisher
Pretty much this, it becomes background noise but I also like to do noisy shit too so I just synced it to when he's doing his trumpet stuff so we both productively use our alone time together.
Adam Bennett
badoiiiiiiiing
Andrew Powell
It can get pretty comfortable.
Parker Fisher
user, are you okay?
Jackson Harris
Connor Hernandez
Wtf was that PB+J one? What did she hope to accomplish by that cutting?
Christopher Myers
>size large
>lose weight to fit into them
Americans...
Christopher Rivera
What do people even do with paintings? You wake up, look at them and say "yup, still there!" and walk away?
Leo Diaz
Kayden Wilson
Ronnie was a whole different person back then
Jaxon Howard
Jesus, I never realized how much I wanted old Yea Forums back
Angel Garcia
>pan flute girl
new waifu
Brody Sanchez
Then why do so many of them end up having a midlife crisis and spiral out of control and destroy themselves?
Jose Wilson
You know that part of your teenage years where you realize how tiny and insignificant you are to the universe, and how nothing you will ever do actually matters in the grand scheme of anything?
Most people haven't acknowledged that yet, and finding out late in life kinda sucks.
Cameron Diaz
Pretty close. having an entire board meant having board space to fill so it got much worse. At least a lot of good fucking memes came out of it as a whole, shame the makers didn't much of a shit towards the end.
Jaxson Howard
man it's the opposite. that dude is FURIOUS that asian women would ever want to get with a white man instead of an asian man.
Jason Richardson
Alexander Torres
Wait, how is young Ronnie able to wear a t-shirt without it turning into an aloha shirt?
Asher Martinez
>mfw I’ve had several dreams where I was in a loving relationship with a woman I’ve never meet before
>mfw I can sometimes still feel their bodies against mine when I wake up
My theory is that God is beaming images of myself in alternative realities directly into my dreams for the sole purpose of fucking with me
Hunter Hughes
I'm sorry your country is full of manlets, user.
Ryder King
So you hate it most of all?
Nolan Cox
gay
Evan Hill
I love my wife very much. Sometimes, I dream that I've lost her or that I've never found her and I have that feeling... the ache of aloneness. And then I wake up and she's there and it's okay.
But I know that, some day, she'll be gone. Either she leaves me, she dies, or I die first (God willing). Two of those three will mean that I know I will have that feeling again, only I won't be able to wake up from it ever.
Colton Clark
>Well, you best be finding yourself a nice sheath to settle down with. I won't have no sword fighting in my house!
Hudson Hill
Number two doesn't seem terrible at my age. She's a bit stocky, but not so that it ruins her boobs. She seems down to drink and smoke, and generally be fun. I bet she's a blast to watch movies with. She'll probably call you a dweeb and bully you for your nerd hobbies, but it will come from a genuine place of affection. Not like the chicks who tolerate your "man cave" and take absolutely no interest in what you care about. No, this one will get Dr. Fate and Dr. Strange mixed up, but she'll still buy you a sweet Jonah Hex t-shirt for your birthday because the guy in the comic shop recommended it and she wasn't too mature to just go in and buy something for her nerd boyfriend.
God damn it, I've made myself depressed again.
Gavin Kelly
Oh dear god.
Dominic Price
>SHE BREATHES EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE!
>SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PHYLACTERY HIDDEN IN AN ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIAN CRYPT, GUARDED BY TRAPS THE LIKES OF WHICH NO MORTAL MAN HAS CROSSED AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE!
>SHE HUGS PUPPIES!
>SHE'S JUST LIKE US!
Eli Peterson
I'll have you know that I am also nicely wrapped in a bedsheet that keeps getting caught under my fucking chair casters.
Nathan Sanders
It didn't end. What happened to this show is unthinkable.
Parker Johnson
Nice humblebrag cunt
Oliver Reed
Spoiler
men die first
Chase Lee
when i was in elementary school, i had a friend. we were both nerds, so we liked transformerfs. at the time there was a transformers comic book in my country, which culminated in unicron attacking cybertron and all transformers fighting with him. when that issue came out i was pumped at how epic it seemed. when i saw that friend at school, i immediately started telling him the plot. he just turned to me and said "stop following me.". we grew apart since then. he killed himself a few years later.
Noah Richardson
He must have really not liked that arc.
Adrian Thomas
it haunted me for years. my theory is skorponok was his hunsbando and he died like a bitch, heroically tickling unicron's foot.