Why does Sugar not see potential in this?

Pewey is top-tier
But Tumblr didn't like cuz "muh purl's a lesbean!!!" so it was killed in its adolescence. At least there was some good art of it

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I actually like Pewey, but it'd take years for Pearl to consider being with a human, much less a male, I'd imagine.

It fucking blows, man
I want to add a ton of artwork of it myself, because fuck if anyone else is going to do it. But I'm sick as shit and can't draw it properly! So now I just have to suffer till I finally can!

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You could say killed by the "Tumblr Cartoon Mafia"?

R A R E

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I don't think the "Pearl's a lesbian" bit is holding up as much as we believe.
I think the entire fandom is in for a bait-and-switch

Bummer

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I wanted to see Pearl be Dewey's assistant as Mayor and attempt to "optimize" the town's logistics only to royally fuck it up because humans can't be organized like that.

Pearl saw plenty of human males when Rose was around

Pearl just knows how to crack a nut

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Are you the guy from the saiyan steven thread?

Figured out one of Pearl's phone numbers
Dewey Jamie was happening at this same time

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Something like that
In it's heyday, the pewey tag on tumblr was infested with so called "anti" pewey shippers who hated it because it was "lesbian erasure" or something like that. Then "ANTI-anti"s started spewing forth criticizing THEM for being so against a ship, and before you knew it finding actual pewey content was a royal pain in the ass, and it fell out of popularity as the show progressed

You could probably find SOME art of it still being made, but it's a trickle compared to what it used to be

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Pearl's only a lesbian because she's conditioned to love gems, pink ones. That's why the only human she was ever into was that fat girl with pink hair

The rocks are all homosexual. Your waifuing of Spinel is useless as she only has eyes for cunny.

I can only see it working if Dewey gets a bit more character development. Pearl is clearly not a fan of him, as seen in the play reenactment episode of where she changes her seat away from Dewey out of annoyance.

youtube.com/watch?v=F_80s6S_7Vw

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I dunno I have hope

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Most gems are bi dumbass

Noice

Disgusting don't ever use my pearl in this way

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Marrying him might have helped Pearl getting over with the lost of Pink/Rose?

Based

They're homosexual because that's literally been their only choice for thousands of years being an entire race of women. It's like the default thing to be.
It's gonna take a bit tonchange that when the only alternative are men of a lower lifeform race. Rose might've well as been into beasteality as far as the others are concerned.

Pearl is hot. Dewey is not.

Tell this Boxman who isn't hot but ends up with a hot person after all.

I was skeptical of this but Mr Universe and the movie and even First One Out of Beach City really made them cute
I want to see them doing chores together

Make it happen Becky! I'll gve you all my shekels

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>Pearl obsesses over Rose.
>Pearl crushes on a woman that resembles Rose.
>Turns out the Pearl invented Rose's entire appearance and suggested it to Pink.
>Pink had tried to convince Pearl to leave around the beginning of the conflict.
>Spent thousands of years feeling possessive of Rose after Pink became her.

it's out of character. the only CG that i could see falling in love with a human would be amethyst. it's still cute though.

>Rose finally finds a way to end her own life and escape from Pearl.

I'm inclined to agree with you. Idk why everyone immediately jumped to the conclusion that she's gay, she clearly had dependency issues with Rose.

The unusual part is that Pearl designed Rose's appearance. Pink imitated the look that Pearl had imagined for her. Literally Pearl's dream girl.

>Pearl and Greg sneaking out of the house early in the morning and driving down to a secluded area of the beach
>Parking the van, checking for bystanders, and setting up an old record player
>Dancing to Beatles love songs while gazing into eachother's eyes
>Nights they get so carried away in the other's company, they find themselves curled up in a blanket well-past sunrise
>have to come back to the house seperately or make excuses such as "fixing up the van" or "practicing for a small concert"
>exchanging subtle, loving glances across the table all through breakfast
>thinking no one notices
>everyone but steven knows

Stevidot

Pearl is my wife, kill yourselves, fucking bunch of turboautistic cucks

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If she's your wife, doesn't that make YOU the cuck?

>implying you can compete with the murdercock
It's time to let her go, user.

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Fuckin' cute
>dispute what station to set the radio to
>greg suggests the classic rock station, pearl scoffs and switches on classical
>eventually settle on jazz
>go about their chores, sneaking a kiss on the cheek or a playful pinch on the rear when no one is looking
>Greg hoists pearl up to dust high shelves
>pearl lifts the entire couch with ease so greg can sweep underneath
>wait until everyone has left the house before taking a break to dance across the living room to a particularly lively song
>end up flopping on the couch in a fit of laughter, holding eachother tight
>hop up quick as lightning upon hearing the front door open
>greg rushes to start washing dishes to hide his smile
>pearl blames her flushed face on the heat

>sexual predator Lapis
nice

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shut the fuck up

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She only wants her gem licked.

Pearl going after her master's leftovers isn't heathly desu

cute and grearlpilled

>tfw your dad wasn't fixing pearl's headboard all those nights

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remember greg's tan theory

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Leaving cuckdom is extremely healthy. Murder-cock jokes aside it would be nice for Greg to have a GF that doesn't use his love to kill herself for some long term keikaku of solving all her fuckups.

I wonder when Rose told him, before or after?

I don't see Greg as "leftovers." He's grown into his own person, raised a son, and developed both emotionally and in ambition. I doubt it was love at first sight between the two, and there was likely animosity for several years over Rose's passing, but I think Pearl came to love Greg much the same way as she came to love Steven. They're warm, endearing people who selflessly commit themselves to the happiness of others. Greg will never be Rose to Pearl, but perhaps that's what she needs.

my niggas

fpbp

>Lapis goes to meet Steven at the beach house after several days of raunchy text messages and countless nudes
>knocks on the front door, practically drooling with anticipation
>"hey, come on in!" He calls from down the hall, holding a basket of laundry. "Just gonna throw these clothes in and I'll be right back down. Help yourself to the cookies on the table, just baked them!"
>Lapis takes a seat at the kitchen island and gives the human confection a bite
>not bad, sweet and soft. Not unlike the human who baked them.
>she grins, going over each and every depraved act she would carry out on the supple young-
>"Good cookies?" She freezes in place, the half eaten cookie trembling in her fingers.
>an adult human circles the island like a beast stalking prey. He raps a stack of papers against the granite countertop.
>"What are you doing here?" The man inquires with a coy smile.
>Lapis swallows hard, eyes fixed on his
>"Just... Y'know... Just hanging out..."
>The man scoffs and cocks a brow. "Hanging out, eh? That's not what your chat logs say."
>Her face heats up with each graphic message he reads aloud.
"12:47: 'Hey cutie, can't stop thinking about that fat blank of yours. Can't wait till you blank me into a blanking mess tomorrow. I want you to blank me so blanking hard I blank all over your blank.'"
>"Look, I was just messing around, I-"
>He holds up his hand, cutting her off. "I think you should know: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. We're doing a story on Gems that try to meet with underage boys for sex."
>Camera men emerge from every corner of the room.
>"Is there anything you'd like to say for the people watching?"

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Lapis did nothing wrong

townies aren't allowed to be romantically involved

What if I want her to do some wrong things?

>as you can see on this graphic image board, hundreds of these depraved Gems sympathize with those who carry out these heinous crimes.
>in the age of the internet and gem-human integration, no child is safe.

same here user
same here...

>Steven walks back in his underwear, revealing his gem
>Chris: "Oh God, he's one of them... I don't know what sort of sick shape-shifting fetish play is going on here, but if it's not illegal, it should be. Alright boys, wrap it up, we have real human children to protect."

>the world's most confused swat team busts in, guns drawn, and arrest everyone inside, Hansen included
>Vigorous interrogation ensues
>theories arrise that Hansen himself may be a Gem in disguise, trying to molest small boys.
>Lapis and Steven pass the time fucking in a holding cell

Pearl is the dykiest dyke that ever dyked.

>Pearl *was the dykiest dyke that ever dyked.

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That's why some people also call her "Dick Fun Dyke"

Who gave you permission to post literally me and my waifu IRL slapping my tum telling her friends how I dick her into oblivion?

>:(

Greg, defuq you do on Yea Forums?

Greg, buddy, you gotta tell her how you feel. I know you're worried about how Steven will take to a new mom, especially considering that mom is his mentor, but it'll be kino as fuck, Greg. You know she wants the murdercock big fella. Go blow the dyke's doors off, big guy.

FPBP
I would love it if Greg and Pearl became an item.

I tought people ship Greg with Jasper?

I'm sure people do.
People are wrong all the time.

>Lapis and Steven pass the time fucking in a holding cell
noice

and like all dykes, she got fucked silly by a straight chad, regardless.

We're all just waiting for her to settle down with Chad Murdercock

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let's not forget the best SU crack-ship ever

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That’s not Blue Diamond x Bill Dauterive

>ship steven with the gem that keeps ditching him every chance she gets
what?

she runs because she's hurt and she's just trying to get home
and then she traps jasper to try and redeem herself for bringing her
But every time she sees Steven, she's happy to see him. Basically the only time she's portrayed as happy.

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Pearl is for Steven only.

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>But every time she sees Steven, she's happy to see him.
then she leaves, again.

The kid has enough to worry about without fearing his defacto stepmom molesting him

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it's too late for that

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Lapis and muh dick

>After every bad date, pearl stumbles in at around 2 am, blind drunk, and feels her way along the wall to Steven's room
>He lies awake, hearing her unsteady footsteps and knowing all too well what's coming.
>The door creeks open slowly and those light steps approach him
>Tears are already welling in his eyes as she delicately pulls the covers down and slips into bed behind him
>"s-steven~" her slurred words are carried on warm breath that reeks of expensive alcohol.
>he doesn't respond, hoping his silence will fool her into thinking he's sleeping too deply for this.
>a sober pearl would never be doing this- much less if it meant interrupting a good night's rest.
>a line of wet kisses down the crook of his neck, however, reminded him that this was not a sober pearl.
>"...Pearl, it's late." He tries to emphasize weariness in his voice, rather than the terrified tremble that undoubtedly comes through.
>He shudders as her smile bares against his neck, her slender arms encircling his chest as she effortlessly pulls him closer
>"Oh, come now, Steven. I'm in such a dreadful state," she murmured, her hand creeping its way beneath his loose nightshirt and circling the gem in his belly. "Isn't it your *hic* job to help a gem in neeeed~?"

I wish I could have saved those White PearlxDewey greentexts, the whole idea was brilliant

>Dancing to Beatles love songs
youtube.com/watch?v=5tc0gLSSU1M

>montage of their tentative relationship blossoming into true love with Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da playing over it

she's probably drawn it before for fun if it makes you feel any better

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It's better than her dating Mystery Girl. Whoever wrote that damn episode should've been fired.

this

>even Garnet
Holy shit, the murdercock knows no bounds.

Garnet's always treated Greg well, I'm sure she'd be fine with a quick makeout session.

No. Ruby is for cowboy daughter and pizza only.

He can't keep getting away with it

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>That one fic where Greg violently DESTROYS Garnet with the murdercock
m.fanfiction.net/s/13253213/1

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God damn it, i was just about to post that shit.
Good fap, great laugh

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the only people who liked this were sulky girls on tumblr who got mad people said it was stupid

>Greg literally goes full Booty Warrior on her
Holy shit.

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yeah but why would pearl consume anything to begin with

What is it? Is he half dead?

When rose gave birth to Steven there was a magical explosion that tanned him permanently. Notice how he never had a tan in the flashbacks unless steven already existed in them.

Kinda dumb

She clearly has past trauma she doesn't want to tell anyone about, but even when she runs off she keeps coming back despite almost pissing her pants out of fear, because she feels bad leaving Steven and the others alone.
Ofc she acts like a complete dick when she freaks out, but stress makes you act irrational so I can justify it.
Higly doubt she's being a jerk on purpose.

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Fitting in with human courtship rituals

who's the artist?
please help this user in need

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Tried to find it, but all I'm getting is Peridot and Lapis shit. Good luck to you, user.
Have pic related as a sorry gift

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thank you user
that is a good pic indeed

OTP
T
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Surprised no ones posted this pair yet

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>i've seen your junk before
yeah they fucked at some point after rose passed away

>mfw they were regular fuck buddies until Steven was old enough to form memories
>only stopped because they didn't want him to get too attached to Amythest as a mother figure

>movie shows the gems need to relive their big life moments to fix their resets
>joke with my friend that amethyst is gonna have to turn into rose and recuck pearl all over again with Greg
>mad lads actually fukin do it
Still the most hilarious part in the movie

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Wait, seriously? they actually do that? thats fucking hilarious. On top of the fact pearl canonically craves dick now this movie sounds based as fuck.

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What is Sugar doing?
Was getting captured part of her plan?
What's the next step of her plan?

Because het is ew.

Aw this is cut....
>Cartonlion
Yikes!
Puke!
Kill it!

Making Pearl straight...
LIVE ON CN

Every single gem in the universe belongs to Murdercock and his chad king of lesbians son,

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Greg didn't kill Pink Diamond thought, It was Rose.
But it was more a consensual suicide, she known she would die and did it anyway

>when your dick game is so strong, bitches are willing to die for it
Nice

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>Crashing this fanbase
>WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Well, this is an oversimplification but......yes

i think she remembered him because he woo-ed the one she loved with his guitar.

still, i find funny to think that greg hetero-beamed her.

This. I want to see this.

>Pearl bursting into tears when Steven and Greg show her the adoption papers listing her as Steven's legal mother

That's goddamn wholesome