Unironically based
Unironically based
Captain Planet wasn't made in bad faith
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But Captain Planet was propaganda?
>2019
>Still believing in global warming
we live in more enlightened times now
Meanwhile reality is just stealing captain planet's plots:
ecowatch.com
>Captain Planet made today
>still same as in past
>including praising Russia so much
If it was made today it would be. You'd have more episodes dedicated to white privileged, the patriarchy, LGTBQ rights and the heroes would be even more "diverse" with each of them also having some disability or physical abnormality i.e the black character will have that skin condition where random sections lose pigment. They can't just be normal teens from around the world. That's not enough representation.
People always called Captain Planet preachy
The alt right really has gotten out of hand with its bitching about their imaginary librul propaganda
Pretty sure people were calling it that back in the day too
It's literally the opposite.
Anyone who says "IF HURR DURR WAS RELEASED TODERP, U MAKE WAAH WAAH SJWS" has never, ever been right, because they lack the self awareness to realize how their insne and transparent propaganda is incredibly grating, unlike in most older forms of media.
Captain Planet then:
>stop being a dumb nigger and recycle. Even our nigger recycles.
>Captain Planet now:
>Dear white people: if you reproduce, you are literally killing the planet.
Captain Planet was used as an example of forced diversity even when it was still new.
don't remember if they also had a kid in a wheelchair as well but back then people already definitely made fun of how every kid needed to have a different skin color.
It quickly become an example of why forced diversity comes of as goofy
>2019
>people still haven't noticed how the liberal elite who want to "save" the planet never talk about how overpopulation in china, india and africa are the biggest thread to the planet and how china, india and africa on their own create 50 times more pollution then north america and Europe combined
....because it was....
>It's in bad faith when I say it is!
Nuh-huh.
Fucking retard. Liberals talk about it all the damm time and are the only ones really doing any thing about it.
This.
>Gaia would be "non-binary"
>They'd make Captain Planet a woman
>Wheeler would be a ftm tranny
>Linka would be xer lesbian lover who fled russia cause of gay opression
>Mati would be gay or mtd trans, and when he uses heart it would be all rainbows
>All the villains would be alt right Nazi menninist incels
It wouldn't even be about environmentalism save for in the most superficial sense, and it would of course be shittily animated and look terrible.
They had a sidekick kid in a wheelchair that was all about SCIENCE which was still a thing even in the mid 2000s
They literally do the opposite.
>oy vey, stop reproducing white people, and also open your borders
So just rolling back things Obama stopped. No news there.
>By your powers combined, I am Calarts Planet!
Many of its points would be considered too moderate by current environmentalism.
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This though.
Captain planet was unironically liberal propaganda like in every sense of the word.
Well, if we're really having this thread, I'm gonna have to bring this up.
Does this crossover hold up?
And how china spends more to clean up pollution than the US
"Captain Planet,we've got to talk China back into taking our "recycling" or or else it'll go to the landfills."
Well they do produce more, so....
>A show made in the modern day would tackle issues considered relevant in the modern day
Wow, we've got a fucking genius over here.
Liberalism hadn't completely gone off the deep end back then.
For every tonne of crap they produce they spend far more than the US spends on its Tonnes.
>unlike in most older forms of media.
Only a fucking child would believe this is true.
>>Dear white people: if you reproduce, you are literally killing the planet.
They had this exact episode on the old Captain Planet though.
Only a child would assume the embarrassing state of modern "liberalism" was always this bad.
Some of us watched it devolve in real time.
why is telling children to recycle and respect the enviroment a bad thing, though
ecology should be a completely apolitical matter, like vaccines
It was called liberal propaganda back then, too.
Multiple episodes, actually. They more-or-less outright said that having more than two children will murder the planet and that parents would be happier and richer without more.
Its already been said but Captain Planet was overt propoganda and recognized as such
I don't get it, that's exactly what he was.However, the running team was a pile of hypocrites and if it came out today they be eaten alive for their two faced agenda.
Literal retard. Liberal shit like feminism, woman education, family planning, trying to send finical aid to 3rd world countries do more to reduce overpopulation then any other method currently known, other then forcefully trying to sterilize their entire population. Why are you complaining about overpopulation then trying to make it sound like whites having less babies is bad? You do know that China and India both have a really really low birth rate right? China has a birth rate of 1.62, India has a birth rate of 2.33, both are still falling, for comparison India and China had a birth rate of 5+ just 50 years ago . America currently has a birth rate of 1.8. And if you really really want to reduce population, then open borders are 100% a good thing, since people in developed nations usually have much much less children. Then there's the international stage where liberals are the ones that usually try to foster international cooperation like Paris agreement or such, or trying to improve renewable technology, improving standards of living so that poor people won't keep having babies, create detailed papers/report that lay out science behind climate change and the steps needed to stop it. Even marginal things related to liberal shit like the rise of atheism is good for stopping birth rates in it's tracks.
What has the right done? Deny climate change, still clinging on to coal and oil, pulling out of the Paris agreement, trying to reduce the rate of birth control, saying fuck you got mine to the world and refusing to help any other country other then Israel, trying to go back to a time where house wives were a thing so they can pump or 3 or more kids?
>Captain Planet doesn't punch Hitler
>instead he is literally weakened by his pure anger and hatred
>also gave him a fu manchu for some reason
They made Hitler metal as fuck. No way is it SJW propaganda. If anything, liberals would hate it for Captain Planet not stopping Hitler at all but instead just preventing him from getting a nuke.
Because americans have been tricked into thinking that caring about the environment is a political issue
hard to be liberal if cap was rocking a mullet.
And now they want hordes of migrants to come "do the jobs Americans won't"
Oh fuck off.
If they gave a shit they would be against the bullshit idea of 'globalization' which only encourages the formation of mega-corps. Slave labor. Tax havens and loopholes galor due to international beuroctatic difficulty.
Its funny because hitler was actually quite environmental
It's true though, more children is bad. And why the fuck are you focusing on white people here? Every country, literally every country in the world has it's birth rate jump off a fucking cliff in the last 50 years. Even China has a lower birth rate then America.
Thats bullshit and you know it
Yeah, I heard he was a big proponent of fertilizer
>too moderate by current environmentalism.
Like what
Maybe because they killed all their fucking women.
Also objectively wrong. Africian nations are still shitting our nigglets enmass.
Its NOT a population issue. The world has TONS of resuources and space to accomidate many many billions more of us.
Its HOW we use it and ironically its the left with their "International reliance' that have crippled everything in that regard!
So many nations dont produce their own fucking food!
How can real start up businesses happen when your flooded with shit from slave labor? Hell thats part of africas problem, any nigger that dose try is run out of business by all the 'charity' dumps that render then unprofitable.
Exactly. This was LITERALLY the intent. Everyone trying to pretend "b-but it was different because DA ESS JAY DUBS!" if fucking retarded.
Recycle, bitches!
No it isn’t the VAST majority of the pollution comes from the east. Also Nike river in Africa and some rivers in China and India help add to the 95% of all pollution in the world that comes from the east.
If you were being honest and fair you would push not having children on Indians and Chinese and Africans but you’d be called racist
Im sorry I ment to reply to the cunt that replied to your message.
But that's literally what lowers birth rates. Mega corps that work you to death so you can't pop out 5 kids. You were the one so fucking concerned about over population just now right? And pls, when has the right ever concerned itself with fucking tax havens, mega corps and slave labor? They are the one trying to lower tax rates for rich business, axe regulations and lower wages.
And again, there's literally no argument you can make to make it seem that the Left are doing less then the right against climate change. Seems fucking obvious when the right still thinks that climate change isn't real but it seems like you're just a retard who is screaming about the "globalization" boogeyman coming to take your job.
And again, for someone so concerned about over population , I really wonder why the fuck are you so fucking scared of globalization, since a more united and globalized world is 100% more suited to deal with the mega problem of climate change
What is feminism, woman education, family planning and promoting the use of birth control retard in 3rd world countries? See liberals are smart about this shit, you don't barge in and start screaming about fucking shit-skins needing to have less babies, if anything that will just lead to more them having more children out of spite then anything. You actually try to address the core issues at hand.
Because it kills big business like the liberals wont
Either learn to talk to others respectfully, at least without shoving your political ignorance down their throats, Or leave.
You dumb jew. The team was drawn from 5 different continents (because they were the PLANETEERS) and guess what chucklefuck, their skin tone was appropriate for their origin.
>African was black
>South American was brown
>Asian was... asian.
>North American and European were white
How the fuck is that forced diversity? Was Gaia meant to rock up to LA and grab the first 5 white guys she found?
Hey, have you stop using plastic straws yet? That's gonna save the planet for sure!
Don't worry. Your response would have been retarded either way
>Captain planet was unironically liberal propaganda
Preservation of the environment used to be a fundamental principle of Conservatism, especially under Teddy Roosevelt and Richard Nixon.
What could possibly be more Conservative than being responsible caretakers of God's gift?
But then by the 80's shareholder value was just more important than anything.
This would be funnier if we didn't have a micro-continent of plastic waste floating out in the Pacific.
> the 80's shareholder value was just more important than anything.
Bullshit. Not buying into the climate hoax dose not mean one sucks the cock of mega-corps.
>But mom! Jeremy's mom lets HIM destroy the planet!
>LA
>white guys
Que?
Mostly from africa
It's kinda dumb that Drumphf thinks he can explode a nuke over it to get rid of it. Or at least he floated the idea
>LA is just East LA
>in bad faith
Oh shut the fuck up. You don't even know what that means.
sure pal.
That was the Hurricane and scientifically that would work.
It was also not a real suggestion, just an example of the amount of power it would take to dissipate, or at least greatly weaken one.
>TR
>Conservative
user...
Your right. there is also the chance of picking up chink colonists or shit off the street
>Maybe because they killed all their fucking women.
Then what about India, Iran, Sri Lanka, Uruguay, Malaysia, Bangladesh,Mexico and a massive list of other countries that have had their birth rates below the 2.2 replacement rate. Which means that their populations will start shrinking over time.
>Also objectively wrong. Africian nations are still shitting our nigglets enmass.
And their birth rate is still dropping and will continue to drop as their economy and standards of living grows. Like seriously, find me a single country that has actually increased it's birth rate over the last 50 years. Africa is still a young developing nation after all.
>How can real start up businesses happen when your flooded with shit from slave labor?
Be the slave labor. Seriously, that's basically Africa in a decade or two. The next China.
Oh sure, I'll trust a random forum post rather then decades of studies from actual scientists
elibrary.worldbank.org
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
And again, liberals have actually done a shit ton to help fight against pollution and climate change.
No worries
>What is feminism, woman education, family planning and promoting the use of birth control retard in 3rd world countries?
Let’s do that then in India and in Africa. We’ve been giving aid to Africa for years and the population exploded when we wanted the opposite.
>Captain planet was unironically liberal propaganda like in every sense of the word.
environmentalism is apolitical.
>Africa
>nation
You try to sound smart, but then you just casually say shit like this.
>Not buying into the climate hoax dose not mean one sucks the cock of mega-corps.
It absolutely means exactly that. You get your "climate hoax" info from people who shill for Big Corp, you are sucking second-hand cock.
>Be the slave labor. Seriously, that's basically Africa in a decade or two.
Are you actually, fucking literally, telling us to lower the quality of life so we can get jobs?
Even the 'conservatives you so demonize want to keep the standard high and believe bringing back jobs, mostly with some cuts yes but also punishing internationalists, will raise it more.
Hell, dosent that run counter to your environmentalist ideal then? Business and production bad after all. Cant possible make a profit without polluting a ton, captain planet said so.
Either your brain damaged or you have failed your flaseflag so badly your talking in circles.
If Captain Planet “came out” today we’d all go “that’s not a surprise”
It should be, but Gore really fucked that over by tying it to his hoax.
>implying racism = conservatism
You see, this is why no one can take you people seriously.
>implying we shouldn't be airdropping them anime and body pillows instead
I mean, it was propaganda
Liberia should have been reconquered and the old plan of "ship as many back as we can" implemented.
>Disabilities have only been a thing in the modern day
He was Progressive. A progressive conservative, then becoming a Bull Moose third partier. If it wasn’t for him fucking up the race between Wilson and Taft, we would’ve had Taft instead of Wilson who gave us the Federal Reserve, Outlawed booze, allowed women to vote, and got us into WW1.
That is because it always was
No, it was Taft who fucked over Teddy.
Granted yeah Taft would have been FAR better than Wilson regardless but still man. Dont blame Teddy
I don't remember the show shitting all over white people or featuring the insufferable "powerful minority" trope.
>Africa is still a young developing nation after all.
Don’t make me laugh. They’ve been developing for thousands of years. China will develop them soon enough.
They had an episode singing the praises of africa for being less industrial.
They praised china for its one child "suggestion" policy.
They.. just look up the list man its fucked up.
>Its NOT a population issue. The world has TONS of resuources and space to accomidate many many billions more of us.
No it doesn't, consider how many square miles of arable farm land are required to feed 1 million people, 10 million, 1 billion etc.
liberalism is the contrary of socialism, you burger
>I passed high school U.S. History
Good for you, son.
>and got us into WW1.
There is so much wrong with the implication behind this statement, I don't even know where to begin.
>it was Taft who fucked over Teddy.
I disagree, but whatever.
Yes, the country of Africa.
>Captain Planet: Did you know the population of the world is now more than 5 billion?
>Ma-Ti: Wow. That is a lot of people!
>Gi: And it's increasing by 90 million people each year.
>Kwame: But the earth is not getting any bigger.
>Linka: So when it is your turn to have a family...
>Wheeler: Keep it small.
>Captain Planet: The more people there are, the more pressure we put on our planet. So take it easy on our earth and conserve what you can. The power is yours!
That's a pretty far fucking cry from "don't reproduce, white people". If anything that's a message for mudslimes.
>There is so much wrong with the implication behind this statement, I don't even know where to begin.
Not an argument nice try.
>Not an argument
Of course it's not. It's an insult, you idiot.
t. tedy roosevelt. Taft did nothing wrong and tedy was so butthurt he (after 4 years of not being president mind you) he decided to become a Bull Moose and split the ticket which allowed Wilson to waltz into the White House and become the worst president arguably ever.
Not that much actually.
Also we have techniques to greatly enhance production.
Combine fruit tree groves with pasture for small animals. Bunch of alpaca or goats graze between the trees, poop / fertilize, easy, sustainable
Make more small dams, use the resulting small lakes for power production and fish farming... or just comfy place to camp.
Also hydro/aqua ponics. Not talking the 'urban farming' bullshit. But dedicated buildings for food production. Hell a family of 8 can survive off a hydroponic set up small enough to fit in the average american garage.
>hurr durr I have nothing so I’ll resort to ad hominem
Retards gunna retard I suppose
That episode implied one of the future version of a main characters should get an abortion to keep the family small and still praised china's child killing.
Your not helping yourself.
>Africa is still a young developing nation after all.
I'm hoping you mean Africa as a whole and not that you think Africa is on nation, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt there, but at the same time, you can't compare countries like Nigeria, which sort of functions, with Somalia, which is essentially Mad Max territory now. Some African countires might rise to a point where they are net producers, but far too many have been hit by the the most catastrophic thing to ever be unleashed on the continent, Foreign Aid. Foreign Aid is like giving a Junkie unlimited medical grade heroin and then expecting them to do anything with their lives besides shoot up all day, Foreign Aid has done far more damage to Africa than Colonialism ever did.
>ad hominem
Do you even know what this word means? No, it's not a synonym for "insult".
It was a dream about rat-people.
>Foreign Aid. Foreign Aid is like giving a Junkie unlimited medical grade heroin and then expecting them to do anything with their lives besides shoot up all day, Foreign Aid has done far more damage to Africa than Colonialism ever did
This there’s a great Japanese cartoon explaining this. Also China is going to buttfuck Africa of the wealth and resources with absolutely none of the white guilt
>No, it's not a synonym for "insult".
This fucking nigga right here
no I think the episode was "numbers game"
This is right, every person watchinf Captain Planet back when it was airing hated it and it only continued on with production because Ted Turner was a liberal environmentalist nutjob.
I'm shocked how people legitimately think Captain Planet was looked back on with fondness when every kid I knew absolutely hated it.
I liked the episode with Hitler.
Africa's birth rate is dropping, dropping slowly but dropping. It doesn't help that much of the country is still a shit hole and birth rate only really drops once standards of living become really high. Also varies by country to country, like botswana, with it's high standard of living, with a birth rate of 2.73. And why talk about India when it's birth rate has literally dropped more then half in the last 30 years, to about 2.23? Almost below the replacement rate.
But that's literally what happening right now, Africa is slowly becoming the place where cheap shit gets made since China is getting so fucking rich that's middle class doesn't want to work in sweatshops anymore. It's reality, you can't stop it. And for all it's downsides, being the world's sweatshop has catapulted China into a global superpower.
>Are you actually, fucking literally, telling us to lower the quality of life so we can get jobs?
Yes, that's literally it, because nobody wants shitty jobs, hence the out sourcing. And pls, there's plenty of super and I mean super high paying jobs in America , you just need to get good.
>Hell, dosent that run counter to your environmentalist ideal then? Business and production bad after all. Cant possible make a profit without polluting a ton
It depends. You can 100% industrialize heavily without creating too much of a carbon footprint if you go for nuclear/renewable tech and with some heavy regulations on waste dumping/pollutants. More importantly it allows Africa to raise it's standards of living and reduce it's population growth. Not to mention giving them the tools to actually help the environment...eventually. Look at China/India, it took them a while but they're investing more into renewable then the USA, they're building more solar farms/wind, they're building more nuclear power plants, China's like biggest customer of electric vehicles in the world and they're finally cracking down on plastic pollution
thats a false issue manufactured by conglomerates. not only is most modern pasture techniques unsustainable, the prevalence of real estate cancer leads to grass lawns as the norm, which is stupid. if it became the norm for every family to have a vegetable garden, fruit trees, some chickens and a goat in their backyard the amount of farmland required would drop exponentially. but banks don't want that because they get more loans from apartments and landlords dont want that because they care more about the monetary worth of a suburban chic trimmed lawn, and prefer apartments because they leach away more money that way, and CEO's don't want it because the more an employee is able to take care of themself should they lose their job, the harder it is to exploit and underpay them
Funny you mention China cuz just 60 years ago China was a shit hole that lost to a country 1/5th it's size, it was mired in constant wars, 95% of it's population was starving pleasants who can't read, it's leadership was so bad that they caused a famine that killed millions of people. And look at China today. Point is that things can change fast. Look out for Botswana and Rwanda.
>when every kid I knew absolutely hated it.
I highly doubt you're actually a child of the 80's. The show was actually very popular when it aired, but moreso than that, I don't think you're aware of how pervasive what Captain Planet did (and admittedly took to an extreme) was in cartoons. This is from the era when immensely popular shows like He-Man and GI Joe would literally explain the moral of the story to kids at the end of an episode, or just how to be good human beings in general.
>dropping, dropping slowly but dropping.
Yeah, due to massive disease outbreak, Aids epidemics. Starvation. And near constant warfare... and despite ALL OF THAT they are STILL MAKING MORE THAN LOSING!
If MLP:FiM came out today, completely unchanged, it would be considered SJW propaganda, bastardizing original characters like Rainbow Dash (who loved "dressing in style" in G1 and became a "mannish dyke"), and people would constantly bring up every SJWish tweet Faust ever posted.
I don't want to hurt your feelings, but barring a major breakthrough in new nuclear technology, nuclear isn't the way forward.
Natural gas will bridge us to renewable energy.
Nuclear is an expensive shitmess that was never a good idea.
I just don't understand how environmentalism became a "political" thing for americans.
what is made in bad faith?
>nobody wants shitty jobs, hence the out sourcing
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!
Its mega-corp greed not that no one wants the fucking jobs!
Your doing this intentionally, you have to be. Fuck off.
That sounds absolutely fucking based and redpilled
When Captain Planet first appeared, he struck a Jojo pose that got a hearty lel out of me.
>This is from the era when immensely popular shows like He-Man and GI Joe would literally explain the moral of the story to kids at the end of an episode, or just how to be good human beings in general.
A lot of shows did this and that’s why they were great. No shows today teach any kind of concrete morals. It’s all le randum XD humor.
user, we ALL know african nations wont ever be anything but resources to harvest.
Even the far far left know this. China is colonizing them so if any progress is made its the chinese not the africans doing it.
They’ll still grow more than any other country or region
>Look out for Botswana and Rwanda.
You mean look out for the next genocide?
>China changed over time
Yeah the US helped a lot. And they already had hundreds of millions of people at that time
Considering how drastically the weather has been changing, like having snow in fucking Louisana or the stronger Hurricanes and Blizzards over the last few years, i dont know how anyone can think something isnt fucking wrong.
>Not that much actually.
Well no it is actually, consider how much of the US is farmland compared to city, same with China, and that's just agriculture, how much petrochemicals are needed to make enough plastic for 8-9 billion people? how are we going to get enough rare earth metal to make enough Electric Vehicles to replace the ICE ones we have now? Resources are finite and just because they exist doesn't mean we can A)get to them and B)refine and transport them economically.
This post is as dumb as "how can global be warming be real if it snowed?"
Captain Planet was fun and it wasn’t propaganda of just the approved subject. Dealt with AIDS, deabeat parents, eco terrorism, overpopulation, and people in general who didn’t recycle.
That’s more or less because of the increasing pole shift. When that happens shit is really fucked.
> muh bankers
> everything would be fine if we just grew our own vegetables
gibberish
Post sauce
I liked the very important and relevant gang episode
>And why the fuck are you focusing on white people here?
Because then they can get offended.
China civilization has existed for nearly 3000 years, they have been governing and farming and building for that long, your analogy about destructive catastrophes could be applied to Europe after both world wars, most African nations have never into any kind of civilization beyond tribal.
>Right projecting
>"NO, THE LEFT ARE THE REAL RACISTS"
Every. Fucking. Time.
>Deny climate change, still clinging on to coal and oil, pulling out of the Paris agreement, trying to reduce the rate of birth control, saying fuck you got mine to the world and refusing to help any other country other then Israel, trying to go back to a time where house wives were a thing so they can pump or 3 or more kids?
Wow, you sound like those angry liberals in Twitter. It’s a cult
Never evolved past the mud hut. Never built a boat or set sail.
>pulling out of the Paris agreement
As well intentioned as it was it was essentially a reappropriations agreement that sent a lot of money to countries that were polluting a lot namely India
Holy shit Fumanchu Hitler does look metal as fuck
>As well intentioned as it was it was
>US farmland.
Oh right on of the worlds biggest breadbaskets necessary to keep even Europe from starving. We feed half the world, not our fault... then again left over cold war subsidies kind hinder us even there from being really smart and efficient with it.
>are needed to make enough plastic for 8-9 billion people
Then go back to using wooden containers or glass jaws. Plastic only took off because we were already harvesting so much petrol, when that lowers glass will return.
> Electric Vehicles to replace the ICE ones we have no
Far more likely a better fuel will be discovered. Unless better storage is discovered big batteries are awful at efficiency and environmentally. Some natural gas tests have shown promise so we will have and see.
>Resources are finite Yeah, and the earth is bloody massive. By the time Iron becomes a rarity we could have recycling plants smelting down the junk into usable iron again. We havent mined nearly as deep into the world as is possible so so much resources lay untapped completely. Im not saying we intentionally be wasteful or ignore sustainability, but the limit on resources is not a huge concern.
Their birth rate is dropping steadily retard, and again good standards of living is what makes birth rates drop, disease. starvation and warfare is what makes the average birth rate for most of the world a century about 5-7 birth per woman. Luckily some Africa nations are developing their economy quite steadily. Rwanda and Botswana has a astounding 5% GDP average growth rate for the last decade or so.
And yet in healthcare, where we're constantly under staffed and basically begging people to join the workforce... And it's a world wide shortage of nurses/healthcare aids. Where's the global mega-corp conspiracy?
I think it will depend on a fuck ton of factors that's too complex to say anything about for now. But they should have space to grow. Africa is a massive country with tons of resources, when they industrialize well enough to use it.
True enough, but China and India are still heavily investing in nuclear power and alternatives like thorium and other gen 4 nuclear power plants designs so who knows. Also Africa has massive solar and wind potential, with lots of desert and high constant wind speeds so there's hope there too.
It was always liberal propaganda, we just didn't attach the word "SJW" to it.
>be so alpha you literally weaken superhero’s with your gaze alone
youtu.be
Anything that denigrates your opponent instead of promoting your cause, e.g. the message of Captain Planet is that we can work together to keep the planet a liveable place for humans, whereas most modern SJW media only wants to destroy white men and shift the blame for everything on them while taking all the credit, they're not interested in actual equality, ecology, etc.
He dose pull off the look well
>when they industrialize well enough to use it.
Won’t happen in our lifetimes unless the Chinese fully takeover
If anything came out today, completely unchanged, people would still call it modern SJW liberal propaganda. People would screech at He-Man and She-Ra for being too into acceptance and feminism. They'd make TMNT out to be some kind of immigration thing or whatever. They'd call Biker Mice from Mars, Street Sharks and Gargoyles socialist propaganda.
To modern internet conservatives anything left of Reagan is SJW propaganda.
Even Reagan would probably fail their purity tests these days.
And don't forget personal hygiene.
He revolutionized the soap-making industry!
>whereas most modern SJW media only wants to destroy white men and shift the blame for everything on them
Can you name some media that does this?
>the aids episode
It was a barrel of keks youtu.be
That's because you lack the self awareness to tell the difference.
>Rwanda and Botswana has a astounding 5% GDP average growth rate for the last decade or so.
Why so tied too those two nations as examples user? Why not mention the 'success' of the others? Why not mention the Chinese colonial investments going on?
>world wide shortage of nurses/healthcare aids.
More to do with the bullshit college scams and overpricing of education than anything.
>Africa is a massive country with tons of resources, when they industrialize well enough to use it.
They are not a nation you stupid cunt.
Also they will never industrialize on their own. It will be through conquest by a superior nation like Europe's nations once did, or now china.
>Africa has massive solar and wind potential,
With what fucking support infrastructure? That only helps their chinese colonizers than africans.
>Captain Planet
>doesn't denigrate its opponents
>all this failed projection
It'd be hilarious seeing people trying to run damage control for eco villains, even though they use some of the most comedically Jewish evil plots in existence
Africa is a bigggg fucking place. Some countries are gonna be fucked for decades but other are setting themselves up quite well for the century and the rise of China 8% GDP growth is fucking crazy and if they can keep it up, they well be quite well to do in a few decades
Not really. China's colonization is a desporate attempt to keep their bubble from crashing.
They know that if they begin to struggle economically it will fall right into their historical pattern of war and peace again
Well for example Captain Marvel doesn't just build her up as a strong female hero on her own, it attacks men to make her look better in comparison (the biker, Yon-Rogg). Any time a white or a male character is replaced by a woman or a minority, instead of new diverse characters being added, every time they're shown as more competent than a white man instead of just competent on their own, is disparaging others instead of just promoting your own.
Captain Planet existed to channel suburban white guilt and provide celebrities easy community service by doing free voice over work.
>hire jeff goldblum as a VA
>have his character be a fucking Rat man with a huge schnoz
Did they have Raimi doing character designs? What did Ted mean by this
No they don't. The demographic transition is ongoing. We are already past peak births, the population is still growing because of the increase in life expectancy.
The first world, and in particularly the US still has a much larger carbon footprint, even after exporting a lot of heavy industry. Carbon emissions hang around in the atmosphere. Britain and the USA have been industrialised for a long time, and back when there was no carbon standards.
>and scientifically that would work.
No, it wouldn't because the amount of energy a nuke releases is still smaller to this day than what a hurricane generates, so all you would do is make it be a radioactive hurricane and pollute everything in its path.
>and the rise of China 8% GDP growth is fucking crazy
They can’t, they’re hurting for the trade war and have been “growing” at a 7% pace for YEARS definite number fudging on their end. They will have a credit crisis soon.
>whereas most modern SJW media only wants to destroy white men
t. user arguing in bad faith
Why do they do it then?
>More to do with the bullshit college scams and overpricing of education than anything.
Dude, there's a reason why I said world wide, that include countries that allow nurses to be just be a diploma holder or even patient aides/home aides that just require a high school education
>Why so tied too those two nations as examples user?
There's also Ghana, Ivory Coast, Ethiopia, all with even better 6-7% GDP growth.
>Why not mention the Chinese colonial investments going on?
>Also they will never industrialize on their own. It will be through conquest by a superior nation like Europe's nations once did, or now china.
>That only helps their chinese colonizers than africans.
Stop being such a little bitch and go read a book. It's extremely difficult in this globalized econmy for a single country to make it on it's own. America's rise to power is largely tied to the billions poured in from the British for wartime goods and material during WW1/WW2, Saudi Arabia was nothing before the trillions in oil money started rolling in, Japan only really got it's economy rolling after billions poured in from America after WWII and China really only got it's start from the trillions of investment from private companies intending to use it as a sweathouse. Yes, China will invest a fuck ton into the various African nations, yes they will be heavily tied to China, but they aren't going to be colonized by them any more then America has "colonized" China/Japan because their economy is largely dependent on american money and investment. Given how much sway China has on America this days, you could even argue the opposite.
>Also they will never industrialize on their own.
News flash, they needed tons of foreign investment(who didn't?) but they have been making progress.
Oh wait, I meant Ghana, Ethiopia and the Ivory's coast GDP growth, around 6-8%
If a company isn't abiding by toxic refuse regulations then, yes, they are an enemy of anyone who wants a planet that's still livable and are valid targets to take the piss out of.
>nurses to be just be a diploma holder or even patient aides/home aides that just require a high school education
Oh well excuse us for wanting to have some fucking standards when it comes to our medical personnel.
If YOU were in charge of a Captain Planet reboot, how would it look and in what way would the problems be presented and tackled?
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Telling people to use condoms today would be seen as offensive to those with HIV
Why is that a problem? Most of older stuff, that were fine at the time, if they were to come out, they'd be labeled sexist/racist/homophobic by the "left". Why is it weird that the same thing would happen to some stuff by the right?
Dude, China has literal settlements in africa now.
Officially its where their 'specalists' live. Those who oversee the inventments and such, but they also bring their families and extended families, and other chinks to work services for them since the africans cant be trusted and so on and so on.
It still be the same thing and you fuckers would be absolutely pissed off.
Because the right wants to be right all the time and never wants any critisism, unwanted or otherwise, to stick.
Its almost as if the whole thing is a short sighted and broken system.
Like nations should take care of themselves in all ways that they can so that we may all build up at a sustainable pace, rather than out recklessly.
Maybe come up with a better criticism than "in my imaginary scenario, they would act like doo-doo heads, therefore I win".
Sounds like the left.
Eh, fuck it.
>child of the 80's.
Hey retard Captain Planet was an early 90s show and everyone I know only watched that shit because it was on before TMNT