This was a pleasant surprise

Hiccup was the hottest guy in clan.

user, you should only be surprised if you haven't seen the first and second movie.

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I'm so proud.

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i didnt see the third one, who won the Ruffnutbowl

I wanna pork Astrid.

How could he cuck that poor pig?

What's adult Astrid's cup size? She doesn't look like she ever hit puberty.

Is this a euro meme? You guys are weird

She's a warrior, she straps those puppies down tight

So 90% ptosis. Gross.

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A strange thing to say when you lust after young boys posted over in Yea Forums. :-/

It was adorable. The first and third movies were quite enjoyable.

She's definitely a "screamer" in bed. Hiccup, you are one lucky bastard.

i obviosly meant the quality of the film
how so? i thought it was the strongest of the three.

Astrid aged like fine wine. What is she 30? She can her daughter's sister.

Hiccup is the bottom

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It's implied slightly to be Fishlegs with a throwaway line.

The fatso
And the chad wannabe gets with Hiccup's mom.

wat

Bullshit he does. Valka has over twenty years on Eret.

Scandinavians are the whitest people out there.

Not that user:

I liked it, I won't deny I did, but seriously, the villain never made things feel dangerous despite being really competent, there weren't stakes, it never felt more than something like a villain of the week to move the main plot (toothless and hippo growing apart, same as humanity and dragons in general).

I feel more bad for Stormfly. She wanted that Nightfury knot in her so badly, yet Toothless leaves her for a recolored Deviantart OC.

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Goddamn she's fine.

Does she still fuck pigs?

But Hiccup became a total chad

I never saw any of these movies. Is it really as wholesome as it seems?

Took turning her into a Milf to finally get my attention

The first movie is the most kino production Dreamworks has ever made.

Only animated Dreamworks product I can stomach, the lack of talking animals making pop culture references is a definite plus.

>Honestly the only surprising thing about their relationship is that the hottest bitch in the clan would want a geeky amputee. IRL, Hiccup would be eterna-alone.
Hiccup ended thousands of years of suffering and death from fire-breathing,winged demons. Astrid should be performing fellatio on him every other week.

>Astrid should be performing fellatio on him every other week.
Seems too infrequent desu

Hiccup had 1 more working leg than Ivar the Boneless supposedly had so it clearly wasn't an issue for the Norse.

I take it you've never seen The Prince of Egypt?

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Yeah the literal dragon tamer would be alone.

Think shit through user.

Definitely. Especially since dreamworks was transitioning to illumination, at the time, and one half of the director duo had left to do other stuff.

crossover when?

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Astrid is a good, sexy character

but she is a GREAT character because a chad is keep making artists draw torture porn of her

I've been morbidly curious in seeing that image for so long
I know it won't faze me, but I need the closure man

Astrid should only have wholesome married sex porn made of her.

there are hundreds

There is a guy spending thousands of dollars to commission porn of Astrid and her daughter's and granddaughters getting fucked by pigs

Real shit? I thought is was just one specific image everyone talked about.
So it's just that wonder bread fetish guy 2.0 huh

Just check out "The Manor" for entry-level stuff

He's older than wonder read guy iirc

>toothless has a scar on his jaw

Unlike Wonder bread I m really not sure if he's actually getting off to it in the traditional sense, he just obsessively hates this character for whatever reason.
Possibly a nonwhite woman

anyone got the cap of that movie being anti-immigration?
The amount of coincidences is astounding.

They had better naval dragon warfare than Game of Thrones, that's for sure.

You mean this one?

Someone posted this on Yea Forums just b4 I saw the movie. It really was uncanny.

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The first movie was one of the best animated movies I've seen. I suppose the other two movies were okay enough, but they didn't have the same kind of appeal to me, and I haven't bothered to rewatch them.

If you really want to know, go to Paheal, search for Astrid_Hofferson, and browse through the search results a bit. Or look at "9pEGl" on imgur. But don't say you weren't warned.
The short story is that it's this one guy who commissions tons of art of Astrid getting fucked by pigs, amputated, disemboweled, or otherwise tortured/humiliated. Presumably he commissions such art because he hates the character of Astrid so intensely. But if it's hatred instead of waifuism, it seems kinda excessive to commission so much pig-fucking torture porn that all the other Astrid art gets swamped by it.

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I couldn't unsee it as the movie progressed.

I mean while I highly doubt it was intentional, it IS about an angry young man and his fellow male social outcasts catching on to the dangerous nature of incoming new bearded, odly skinned "immigrants" who are secretly working to destroy their future, and then going to find a great heroic leader, oddly enough an eagle, before moving to throw out the invaders and defend their homes and values and finding acceptance through their heroism.

Didn't he explain himself once? Said that he hates the action girl archetype and when he saw Astrid being an overachieving bitch in the first movie it triggered a deep and terrible malice in his heart

thats it. Thanks lad

I wish I had his money to burn

for the curious it would just be a ton of art of my Yea Forums waifus smoking weed and chilling out in panties and t-shirts

Ok so the pig thing is disturbing enough on it's own but who is the sick fuck that does all the Astrid stuff with her limbs cut off? It can't be the same person I hope

>image
>singular
You poor sod.

That's usually combined with the pigfucking isn't it?

Same guy, Kyder does it for him

Good for you guys!

>meanwhile in reality

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But it IS genuinely hilarious that she is now canonically known as a pig fucker because of it.

opened this thread just for these replies and was not disappointed

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are they siblings?

No

After watching through Tv series, this ending two of them together couldn't be more satisfying.

I please hope Dreamworks don't fuck this up like what they did to Shrek

>"Astrid Hofferson"
>not Hoffersdotter

Tiresome.

You are forgetting about the marriage/gf conversion rate.

All that money used to spite someone that isn't real. Is that what it's like to be rich? To afford being able to indulge your baser nature while forcing others to witness it?

Yep

>canonically known as a pig fucker because of it.
>Canonically
That's not how you use the word. Notoriously, is a better word for what you want.

I’m pretty sure that younger one is her son, user.

Have your (You).

Cringe.

How disappointing.

Oink

>No Astrid fanservice whatsoever in any of the three movies or the show

wtf Dreamworks?

>forcing others to witness it
Nobody is forcing you to do anythiny you nitwit. The vast majority of the audience is in all likelihood utterly and blissfully unaware of the Astrid torture porn.

Describe "fanservice"

>NTRfags
kys, faggots

They mean showing skin/feet. There was a deleted scene where Hiccup stares at her ass so long he cracked the axe he was sharpening for her