How do you think the heroes from the Big Two would fare against Candlejack? I don't think he's really all that stro

How do you think the heroes from the Big Two would fare against Candlejack? I don't think he's really all that stro

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as much as i hate this joke i still like participating in it. it's fu

Depends. How much rope does he have?

Who the hell is this guy?

Well, he's one of those characters with strange mystical powers that is fought by finding limits and loopholes in the "rules" he has to follow, and in his own story is never challenged by brute force.

I'm guessing that DC/Marvel versus projectors will claim that their favorite characters will defeat him effortlessly in seconds as if it were "a typical tuesday" and then cite some impressive-sounding nonsense feats to "prove" that he couldn't possibly challenge them or their latest favorite powerwank character.

Then, whether or not anyone else has even had a chance to respond, they'll claim that if you disagree then you're just a pathetic mindless fanboy who powerwanks like they do and is just mad that they're wanking someone with big numbers. Then they'll proceed to have a complete emotional breakdown (with lots of capslock) while claiming to be you.

This is what usually happens in versus threads. Despite its commonality, people try to claim that each of their repetitions is the exception to the rule, and not just them swapping the words in their madlibs.

You have to actually say Candlejack for it t

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He would fit in Howard the Duck's original run really well.

That's CANDLEJACK, Snake. He kidnaps anyone who says his name out loud. So whatever you, don

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Candlejack couldn't do shit. Superman wou