I have the insatiable need to fuck Pam's brains out. It's bullshit how she's treated like shit in the show...

I have the insatiable need to fuck Pam's brains out. It's bullshit how she's treated like shit in the show. These landwhales need love too and by God I am the one to give it.

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Landwhales are only cute in animation. Don’t make the same mistake I did and fuck a landwhale. The sweat smells and they just awkwardly move around.

Only exception is Siri who seems to actually do work during sex.

You cannot stop me, brother. I have the power to monopolize a slew of women. No matter the smell, no matter how bad they are, I will fuck them.

But did she pay you?

What about Fit!Pam from Danger Island

Pam is a shitty person but she's the best lay you'll ever have.

I promise you they’re just the worst but maybe you’re a stronger man than I. They’re really irritating to talk to.

Nah she was on this fetish dating app and I decided I wanted to try fucking a big girl once in my life. Her tits were fun but god the moans and the way the sweat seeped out of her rolls will haunt me forever.

What was the app? Asking for a friend

Also asking. For OP.

Feeld. Pretty discrete, mostly for open couples or dom/subs but there are a lot of heavy girls just wanting to be fucked. Also some gems like a tiny Asian girl that wanted people to suck her toes.

It’s probably best for big cities.

user, I believe you should know just how drastic Pam's physique has changed over the past few years

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all pams are great except coked out skinny pam

God I want buff Pam to sit on my face and ravage my asshole

I'd still raw her ass. But Pam is best when she's fat.

Her constant bodily changes can't be healthy. I've heard that alternating between thin and fat is actually much less healthy than simply being fat forever.

Pam > charlene > cheryl > katja > mallory >shit >>>>>>> lana

>Her tits were fun but god the moans and the way the sweat seeped out of her rolls will haunt me forever.
You sound like a massive faggot.

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>Siri
>Fat
How can I trust your word when you're blatantly lying?

Though she was terrible in this arc, still, I mean...

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Gross, I'd rather have her fat.

I liked coke pam.

Same. I just want a pale chubby midwestern gf

you guys

i live in phoenix. it is a 20-mile-wide concrete slab in the desert and everyone smells like sweat all the time

you gain nothing by fucking a skinny

>landwhales need love too
Then they should lose weight.

They can. By having sex with me

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From Archer's comments it sounds like she'd be the one fucking your brains out

>got just that
>still out fucking skinny girls with big tits
Life doesn’t always seem fair, but sometimes, you get what you need

This is unironically true. It's what killed Heavy D.

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There was also Coke Pam from Vice and she was hot as fuck.