What if Steven went to school?

What if Steven actually had to go to school? Also, just to make this entertaining:
>WI Steven in Bullworth
>WI Steven in the X-Academy
>WI Steven in HIVE
>WI Steven in Hogwarts/Luna Nova Academy

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12-14 Steven would be embarrassing to watch and make the episodes townie-tier.

16 year old Steven would be the absolute Chad of the school.

It's the episode where Steven stands up for the trans kid.

The show wouldn't work in a highschool setting the whole point is to show the goodness in people and you can't to that in high school the one place where the worst of humanity springs out of a pot of teenager hormones.

Younger Steven would probably get bullied a fair bit, because most schools are garbage and he looks like a good target.

Current Steven may or may not threaten them with a very painful series of injuries if they bother him.

Counter: bullies pay Stelio Kontos to beat up Steven. Bullying continues.

not even a joke movie steven has big dick energy. the opening scene is basically 3 giant milfs begging him to smash.

Keep in mind, even Season 1 Steven can tear apart an Arcade Machine so not really sure how anybody could really hurt him.

it would ACTUALLY be more like an anime this time for real

>WI Steven in Hogwarts/Luna Nova Academy

It would have to be Hogwarts,Luna Nova is an all girls school.

Even Season 1 Steven is absurdly strong. So this probably wouldn't work.

You denying Steven's fluid sexuality?

>What if Steven went to school?
We'd have even more shitty SOL townie shit.

Could Steven handle the absolute stupidity of Hogwarts students, though?

he would take the CWC route
he would be bullied. a lot.

Younger Steven sure (up until he snaps and breaks someone's ribs). Current Steven would either take it in stride, or he snaps like his younger self, but does even worse shit because of repressed trauma.

are you saying steven isn't a girl because he sure as hell isn't a man either

16 year old Steven is more a Chad than you'll ever be, user.

>Steven's got a quick hand.
>He'll look around the room
>He won't tell you his plan
>He's got a rolled cigarette... Hanging out his mouth
>He's a cowboy kid
>yeah he found a six shooter gun
>In his dad's closet, in a box of fun things and I don't even know what...
>But he's comin' for you,
>Yeah, he's comin' for you.

>All the other kids with the pumped up kids
>You betta run, betta run,
>outrun my gun
>All the other kids with the pumped up kids
>You betta run, betta run
>Faster than my bullet
I hate SU but schoolshooter Steven would be some scary shit.

Doesn't even need a gun. He's strong enough he can physically diassemble people however he likes. And reassemble them as well when he's done.

No one gonna' point out that the placement of this school makes no fucking sense if Steven can see the temple from the window? It'd be out in the ocean

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Peedee, I always liked you. Run Peedee, run for your life!

So Brightburn?

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it's a boat school never heard of those before?

Yeah, I think we all know how this is going to go down.

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>first episode is steven being kicked off the wrestling team for accidentally breaking an opponent's spine

The cast:
>Steven! The genderfluid transdiamond we all hate.
>Mr. Cavendish-English Literature. A old school, and I mean OLD school professor who tots a oxford cap, has no problem with whipping students with a ruler, and tries to make Steven more responsible. Which is hard because Steven always brings food to class.
>Mr. Uddershite. Principal. Turns a blind eye to the bullying, represents the worst parts of the american education system.
>Mrs. Schmidt-Math. Weird lady who acts like the kids are still in the first grade. Like a cat lady of sorts.
>Flashman. Resident bully and Steven's occasional arch nemesis. Mostly spends time treating Steven like shit because Steven is poor and he's rich, but is a huge coward. Apart of the ROTC program for reasons that boggle even him. Oddly likeable and finds himself often dragged along with the gems.
>Lars and Sadie. Flashman's minions, give him free food.
>Kevin and the Famous 5. Badass athletes, grade A students who occupy the role of Steven's arch enemies. Have the numbers from girls all over the school and beyond, even the magic/super hero schools are no stranger to Kevin 'the slayer.' Kevin despises 'Clarence' for being annoying and Steven hate Kevin for how Connie looks at him.

Other characters:
>Peedee, the trans kid, the muslim kid, the freakazoid, the CWC that makes Steven look normal, the flunkie from the Wizard school, the delinquents, the goth kids, Fisher King who knows all the lore, Ronaldo, Onion from beyond the void, NERDS, the athletes, girls from each clique Steven has interest in.

Season 1 Steven was physically stronger than Garnet, but nowhere near as durable.

>anti-bullying episode
>Steven realizes he's the bully and can't handle it

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If Brightburn was an actual deity with the ability to revive people whenever they'd otherwise die, and with strength enough to match and exceed other cosmic gods, yes.

Not physically, but emotionally they would eat him alive.

Is this building located on the ocean?

The plot of Carrie except starring Steven? Who would his date be?

if Steven went to public school, his calm and gentle nature would have been destroyed and he would become a mass shooter incel

What a hero

Pretty sure there isn't enough children in Beach City to have a school

Like Clarence?

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He probably wouldn't mean to, to be fair. Just wanted to fit in, forgot his own strength, got carried away wanting to impress his dad.

Damn, that would have been badass

Well, yeah. Schools are fucking filled with godawful kids. It's really just a question of how long it takes Steven to snap.

Connie would be the new kid wanting to fit in. The popular girls don't want ruin their reputation being seen with Steven even as a joke so Connie is disposable bait.

Connie ends catching feelings for Steven while hanging out with him. She learned that he was friends with some of the popular kids growing up but Steven split from them a while back when they started to become assholes and pick on the other students. He defended the outcast over his friends so they encouraged everyone to hate him. Steven tells Connie that becoming public enemy #1 in school broke him. She learns about his magical destiny while meeting the gems and they bond over dogcopter and music. Connie doesn't know the full details about the prank at the school dance so she was shocked seeing Steven covered in pig blood while the popular kids oink at him.

I ship Steven x Carrie now. Both have powers, mother issues and were homeschooled.