You have five seconds to explain why this cutie isn't your favorite gem

you have five seconds to explain why this cutie isn't your favorite gem

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Not thick enough

because she's horrible.

She's a cunt, mate.

Because White Diamond makes me want to take over De Bier's operation just to drill that

adorable design, but also a war criminal

I THINK PINK DIAMOND SUCKS

Because she's mentally a 9 year-old.

She was cruel to my actual favorite gem

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She isn't Amethyst.

She shattered millions.

but she is. i love morally questionable characters with ambiguous motivations who become more complex over time. and she's cute!

pink diamond is the vriska of steven universe

Fucking damn, it hurts how true this is. Perfect.

She turned out to be a huge fruit loop

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Wrong she saved billions.

She eventually did what Steven did but did it in 5 seconds and without sing and putting the earth at stake.

Fuck off, Greg.

>tfw pink diamond will never be your bratty submissive you regularly spank to tears to keep in line
>tfw you'll never make her feel better afterwards with rough sex and fun-shaped mac and cheese
Blow my fucking brains out now

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She's the fucking worst.

because she's a spoiled bitch. her rose form's got that cake tho.

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>because she's a spoiled bitch
>implying that's not the best part

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pink woman bad

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Because her Cuteness Levels are dwarfed by her Piece of Shit Levels.

Shit post answer: Spinel Exists
Real Answer: Because Pink Diamond is barely a character in the show. She’s only been seen in flashbacks, and we only really hear about what she’s done rather than see it. She’s more of a event than a character as far as the story is concerned.

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your accomplishments are not your mother's (grandmother?)

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Peridot is better in every conceivable way.

because she's the main overarching villain of the series.

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based user is based

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Because she is not Jasper

because shes too good for me

She a he.