I am not particularly well-versed in Simpsons jokes, so will anyone please explain this one to me?

I am not particularly well-versed in Simpsons jokes, so will anyone please explain this one to me?

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Well let me just take a look and. . . Oh God that username!!!!

sneed

It's a pun for "just a cold drop".

trying to understand the ramblings of Chris Chan is a fools errand

WHAT?!

holy shit

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How in a million years would "Jessup Codrap" ever translate into that.

That's something you need to ask from Chris him... herself.

Should threads with Twitter screencshot opening posts be banned, unless they contain actual Yea Forums news.

>how in a million years
you mean during the stone age?

Why I oughta...!

>It wasn't Anita Cahfdrop

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>just a cold drop

>juss a col’ drop

>Jussa col-drap

>Jussup Coldrap

It works because Moe slurs his words.

But it's not Jussup Coldrap.
It's "Jessup Codrap".
Cod rap.

you don't have to ask me twice

To quote Chris-Chan:
"A good comedian doesn't need to explain his jokes".

anyone who unironically uses twitter must be lined up against a wall and shot

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Congrats on solving the gordian knot of autism.

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Even if true, it's neither funny nor in the spirit of the Simpsons.
Well, maybe nu-Simpsons.

you need to chop your dick to understand this joke

Moe isn't humiliated, therefore it doesn't work.

It's like if Lisa tried to crank call him.

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

It works because Chris slurs his words like the mental midget he is

>An' anurr' thing

What does that even mean?

... I don't get it.

WHAT?!

Is he trying to say "Just a cold drop" since that would make sense with the following line. God this is schizophrenic

Himself

The Simpsons used to have a gag where Bart (sometimes with Lisa, sometimes alone) would prank call Moe's bar with names that, when spoken aloud, would have a double meaning as something embarrassing. For example, Bart would ask if "Huggankess, Amanda" were there, and Moe would ask the bar "I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkess," not realizing it was a homophone for "I'm looking for a man to hug and kiss." When Moe clued in, he would threaten Bart in over-the-top ways.

Don't worry, it's understandable that someone wouldn't get this gag. The Simpsons stopped using it before a lot of Yea Forums's userbase was born.

ikr dont have to tell me twice unless it was the stone age

i can see that
try holding your nose and it kind of works if you put yourself in xir mindset