Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom..
Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom
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*rings doorbell*
Planet Krypton Pizza delivery!
> The rent was due 2 months ago.
> The IRS says you owe $120k in back taxes and government loans
> The land is now being foreclosed
> (((they))) should be here any minute now
We can pay for the pizza or the taxes, what do we do?
I got an order here for a Mr. J. Reko?
Creed's stealing my DnD sheets again.
I got this.
>Goes to the front door, breaks the pizza guy's knee, and brings back the pizza.
I am really liking this blackjack. Who knew it would actually be fun to use.
Aren't like, half of us powerful (but none as powerful as us, of course) rulers?
>Realign his knee
>It's cybenetic
"Sir, that's 150 bucks...that's like 10 deluxe beef pepperonis..and please do not harm this delivery android anymore..that's your only warning"
Then again, all you make are Tieflings anyways
We already took the pizzas. Just put it on the Lex tab like always. We already have at like six bucks. What's another 150?
Pay for the one we'll actually use, of course.
"According to our database, this location alone owe us about...let's see here...1.5 million. We even had a list of pseudonyms you'd use to make sure we don't know. J. Reko is number 15. And from voice recognition, you must be David Black, Ray Black, Ray Hyde, David Ray and..B. B. Killer.
>Almost 2 and half hours till the results come in.
I wonder how Mai and Ty Lee are going to do, and Manta good work with that blackjack, I've never seen Kara scream like that before. Now, where's Shredder? I've still got to hurt him some more for sneaking into the dressing room.
>sighs.
Dammit Ray.
Listen what if I told you we can get you the money after like Mr Yea Forums or something like?
I never used the blackjack on Kara. I only used this thing on the "Let's narrow it down to 128" portion of the tournament. Though I still have been using it on pervs though. You can't imagine how many times I used this thing on Doctor Light.
>Doors swing open
I have once again returned from my diplomatic missions with mu, couldn't have gotten away from him faster.
Well if it isn't future miss Yea Forums, I here your doing quite well so far yes?
"Sure...just in case you flake, this conversation is recorded...so...please don't flake"
Hmmm, then what made her scream like that? Still, thank you for keeping Doctor Light away. That fucking guy, goddamn. Shredder was being a little prev, but he's another story all together.
Good. I'm waiting to hear about Clover's defeat before I go after the next one. I think it'll be Gwenpool.
Excuse me? I have been here eating turtle soup, you crazy bitch.
Do I need to bring up the archives, Shredder?
Think you can take on that freakshow the Steven kid has representing?
I'm hoping. I'm going to have problems with Gwen Teenyson and Frankie, but I've got a feeling I'm going to be fighting Spinel in the final four. That's when this tournament is going to get violent. I'm confident in my abilities, but she's got a lot of support behind her.
What makes you think it's Gwenpool of all people?
...... I'll be sure to remember that.
Yeah those burn marks on your cape and chipped armor says otherwise.
Go ahead. I got witnesses here that saw me at the mess eating turtle soup. Hell, ask Chameleon, False Face and Cyborg X. They were all there.
The burn was there when Hothead sneezed on me and you chipped my armor, Manta .
There has been a surge of popularity with the Invader Zim movie coming out, but at the same time popularity brings hate and I'm thinking hate's going to win this one.
I've got Desu. Read em and weep.
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"Yeah, Planet Krypton? Where's my pizza? Yes, 10 extra thick pepperonis..yes, it's Mr. J. Reko. No he's not here. I demand my free pizza"
That wasn't me. That's that the other guy. How can you be sure that's me? We're both wearing masks!
You got softer eyes
Because your pride wouldn't allow for two different Shredders. Do you think I'd allow another Azula? No, there can only be one.
Actually there's uh...5 of us running around.
Hello there fellow villains, what did I miss ?
We ordered pizza and Azula is gonna win.
Dammit I hate that whore more than that monkey alien retard Goku
Don't be on it..I'm putting money on Sam to win. Look..I like redheads.
You hoes ain’t loyal
>future miss Yea Forums
Oh, please...
If anyone's going to win this, its going to be one of us Irkens.
Loyal? Look you little meatwad..crazy is not hot. Take it from me...I've seen crazy.
Oh, go to hell you gnome.
didnt her role in the movvie invvolvves her ship and not actually appearing
i am evven sure in the comics
some douche wwont let her be in there either
she wwas relevvant for only one episode
so howw wwill an irken like her be on top
Gnomes? Lady, I don't play Gnomes. Humans only.
Pfft. Stop making me laugh.
Hey guys, am still allowd here? Did I hear pizza?
A fuck ton of pizza.
WHAT THE? YOU!! FIRST YOU TRIED TO KILL US AND NOW YOUR JUST CASUALLY HANGING OUT HERE WITHOUT WARNING?!?
If you do win against clover, gwenpool may be a tougher fight, although you did beat supergirl so that's up to debate.
Better put him down
"It's only 10 pizzas...strange though. J. Reko? Didn't we like kick Joker out of the Legion?
Forgot image
Because Yea Forums is obsessed with her.
I mean they're crazy about Tenn and she doesn't even have a personality.
Guys, guys...it's me! Don't shoot!
Why do you guys have to keep ordering pizza with MEAT on it?
*BANG*
Uh oh
You were never banned according to this list, you did however have a plan and it included serpentor in kicking out cobra commander from the legion.
More shi no kyokai members? Interesting to say the least, welcome to the base.
Well I brought some big prototype zeon suits from space
at least let true royals be ones to claim vvictor
those born under true royalty azula and tyr'ahnee deservve to be on top of evveryone else
wwhy havve a peasant or commoner represent for your kind if you cant do it yourself
*barely dodges the bullet* WHAT THE HELL, MEATWAD!
And I'm here to laugh at you.
What does hekaPOO have that I don’t?
Just exercising my Second Amendment rights
Hands.
Dude, what happened to rule 2? No guns in the hideout?
Cha-i mean quattro what are you doing here ?
Shi no what now? I'm independent...and by that I mean I have a ton of toadies..and that gay priest who thinks I'm into him for some reason.
Looking for space rocks to dro....err....asteroid hideouts for sale. Heard Asteroid M is up for grabs.
(R)
While I admit, she should never have been the one to represent us (Tenn is one of our finest invaders and would've been much more deserving than that wayward drone), it's better than nothing.
(P)
We're mostly just waiting for our moment to dominate in the Mr. Yea Forums competition!
Lex said I could.
Do not worry, Unikitty. The polls are surely rigged, but so long as Azula wins, the Legion wins.
...what if our guns are physically attached to our spines?
No he didn't. He specifically said no guns..not since Deadshot got drunk that one time.
Shhh, shhh. It's going to be ok, UniKitty. She'll die, don't worry.
All I know is Lex said “Go the hell away and don’t bother me again.” And I decided not to, by not asking him for anything but doing it anyway.
I do wonder what these dear contestants fear most?
If it's losing, how tiresome.
Why, hello, hello, hellooooo! If it isn't the Legion of DOOMED! Just poppin' in ta say that yours truly, SPINEL, is gonna' be Miss Yea Forums and there's nothin' you guys can do ta stop it!
I have... the ability to hold things
You’re right Zim as long as Azula wins and hekapoo doesn’t everything is still good
You can win big sis!
Oh shit I did? I just thought you guys didn't find me funny anymore
If it helps, your horn is bigger than either hers. Size matters.
Get lost, you pink prick. You and those loser voters.
That's not holding..
I find you funny..gotta ask, what was your thought process when you were...speaking out your evil plans to musical accompaniment?
Nope, your good, or in this case bad
The first thing I'm going to do when I win is give you Hekapoo so you can take her to a happiness camp. I think she's not happy enough!
Just keep in mind...
Jedite is that you?
Horde prime hey man whats up?
I hope your happy people you made Uni-Kitty cry.
I can hold all the things!
Thanks Meatwad you always know just what to say
O she will get an extra dose of happy when I’m done with her!
So your 2 next opponents are either tak or gwenpool. You are almost certain to win against the spy for sure, beating out supergirl is no easy feat
The Hekapoop will fail. Devastated by the mighty might of Azulaaaaa! (And the Legion of Doom, of course.)
Can Zim have the Dib when you win? There are many tests I need to perform, and his MASSIVE head seems a perfect specimen...
Bees! Many hyoomans fear bees.
Jed...who?
I know, I know. First, Clover, and then either Tak or Gwenpool.
I say multiple doses will be needed UniKitty, but she'll be happy. One way or another.
Of course!
Bees? Been there, done that.
Literally and figuratively.
You need help....
You know damn well its going to be Tak. And you know damn well your win streak ends next round.
If she agains another victory, she's invited to the base for free, if not, she'll still have the option to do so since she's already signed up to be a member.
It is fearful one of our members will fall, bringing disgrace to us from everyone else.
She deserves it yes.
I'm surprised you even remember me honestly. We're not so different, being foiled by blonde magical girls( actually my brother hordak is the one being beat up). About your master, yeah still trapped.
Since you guys are my friends, I'll tell. When I said I had a plan truth is things were going bad from the start. You know that fat henchmen there? He was the one suppossed to compose the evil song but he thought it was the skinny guy's job and in the end no one did shit, I got desperate and tried to win the show with my dance moves, that went well. So... the chicken, it was just a safety test, witches man, always double check their shit
Ordinarily, I'd give you a dose to find out. If that kind of fear wasn't so dull.
Oh my mistake for a second there I thought you were one of my subordinates.
I like this one.
Meatwad the fuck.
Tak? Who?
Perfect! In return, I will offer you a zombie servant! That zombie servant may or may not have a head larger than a Vort cruiser.
Eh? Were they not scary enough or something? Try VAMPIRE bees.
Yeah I need that to test and customized my newly acquired zeon prototype mechs
Man, this is why you should do it yourself..or at least have a bard with you.Or just be cassette player like me.
Ugh...why does there have to be so many human villains...
Vampire bees? If only I knew where to find them.
You wouldn't happen to know of any, certain planets do you?
No don't listen to that quattro guy he's char in disguise
How would you know Pete? That's silly
Urth seems to have a few. All I have is a very blurry image from a hyooman camera.
You want to let that.. that.. mean person in the legion!
I think you did well for coming up with it on the spot
Don’t worry pink and purple guys not everyone is a human
1. Your blonde
2. Your favourite color is red
3. You have a crush on haman
4. You created AEUG to trick brainlets like kamille
AND YET YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER.
But I pilot a gold mech. And there's like plenty of people who are blonde.
How do you even know all of this, oh wait I see, meddling in other worlds again with that witch right?
Bullshit you also piloted the red rick Dias
What witch ? Haman ?
Look hordak's goons once babysat her at a young age, don't know why but she already seemed more competent than he ever could have.
You- ugh...
You know what, don't worry about who. Just know she is part of the mighty Irken race.
You know very well who I talking about, don't even hide it
Yeah, 'cause we are.
It was the only one left. And it was temporary...I piloted the gold Hyaku Shiki ever since.
Queen Metallia is sadly still trapped. I
Still hav'nt managed to kill thoose annoying sailor scouts. And i swear to the Negaverse if i have to here one more of jedites plans of disguising himself as a homosexual i'll kill him.
Can't wait to see little miss Azula lose to yours truly in the Miss Yea Forums tournament! Farewell, Legion of Losers!
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOUR SUPERIORITY COMPLEX ABOUT YOUR RACE? IS YOUR SOLE JOB SHOWING OFF YOUR MASSIVE EGO TO PEOPLE OR WHAT?
I'm not hiding char you're hiding much bigger secrets too *snatches Quattro's glasses* *breaks them*
For the last time, it's NOT pink, it's Red.
Its literally in my fucking name.
Nononono bullshit you also piloted the other zeon suits before
So my plans for making Krang Ms Yea Forums has failed, and I wanna apologise for creeping on the other conte....
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? IMPOSTER!
they are suppose to be leaders of their race
evven running a large ship vessel to lead the planetary conquest themselvves
but their intelligence says otherwwise on howw they lead
i hear one of their kind
a midget
made them go into a black hole that goes through alternate realities and paradoxes
not a good thing to have a record as a ruler i say
Wait weren't they called, senshi? And yeah I understand the situation.
It won't matter once she enters the final 8, she'll already be nominated as a runner up. We also still have our second banana hekapoo
That's him shredder, that one is the clone who downloaded the messed up turtle porn!
Azula will not LOSE!
YOU! YOU'RE THE PERVERT IMPOSTER! SEE, AZULA...I WAS INNOCENT! Well as innocent as a head of a ninja crime lord can be.
Oops..that's meant for
Sometimes its senshi sometimes its sailor scouts. I've been asking why since the 90s.
Woah racist!
YEAH I ALREADY GOT THE PART THAT THEY'RE LEADERS, I'M STILL FUCKING ASTONISHED AT THE INCOMPETENCE REGARDLESS.
EVEN DESPITE ALL OF THE MASSIVE BULLSHIT ALTERNIA'S FACED I CAN AT LEAST BE GLAD TO SAY WE DON'T LET CLEAR DUNDERFUCKERY LIKE THAT GO UNNOTICED.
AREN'T THOSE SHITLICKING MIDGETS THEIR STUPID EQUIVALENT FOR MUTANTS? THAT'S SO VERY FUCKING SMART OF THEM. BETTER LET ONE OF THOSE IDIOTS LOOSE AND THROW YOURSELF IN A FUCKING PARADOX.
NO AZULA don't listen to quattro he's char he's an imposter kick his ass out
Hmm. I suppose that will suffice. Thank you kindly. I can only imagine what these beings would look like when someone on my toxin sees them.
...I mean, yeah
Pretty much
(Purple inches closer to whisper in Eridan's ear...? Fin?)
That same "midget" killed both previous Tallest and corrupted the Control Brains when we attempted to execute him...
And that same "midget" is also in this very room...
Ze...what now? I don't know what you're talking about.
YOUR JOB IS FUCKING LAME.
uh yes, of course!
Strong words coming from an IMPOSTER AND CLONE!
I SHOULD TURN YOU INTO MINCEMEAT!
You're an imposter quattro and I'm gonna report you to the leader now where's the damn leader ?
At least we have blood that's normal for our species!
Honestly, as an older and wisened Ruber I blame my failure on that moment, I was trying to keep my shit together the whole time during that segment. When I kicked that guy into the pit? Pure venting. My plan included having my explanation monologue and evil song at separate points, but when that happened I said "Fuck it, the monologue is the song now"
Around the time I was a meme I tried getting the "Ruber's cut" released but everyone just said it was a rip-off of Scar's Be Prepared. Now I'm just here, waiting for a next opportunity. Pizza's really good tho
Put up or shut up, you perverted copycat! Thanks to you I was nearly violated by that psycho!
It's Pepperoni, it's always good.
Hello friends, forgive Chamberlain for being late, please?
What has Chamberlain missed in absence?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
its retardedly hilarious that it is quite amusing
as if i let myself be killed by that asshole
i wwould rather repeat my death by kan than be faced wwith anyfin he could do
guess that means your midget must be that fuckin' special if he caused that much chaos for your kind that not evven the most advvance technology could contain him
Chamberlain where's the damn leader of this place ?
Nothing much. Just chilling and talking about Ms. Yea Forums. You thinking of entering for Mr.Yea Forums?
Shredder why are you yelling at a guy that looks just like you?
You named yourself a color and then only wear that color?
Fine but she doesn’t get a welcome to the legion gift basket
You seem really mad gray man. Do you need anger management classes?
Yo, wanna hurt your nice counterpart?
Chamberlain not quite sure, many aristocrats and royals are part of legion, yes?
But not easy to tell who is 'Emperor' of Legion.
Hmmmmmmmmmm,
Perhaps Chamberlain shall join Me. Yea Forums to support dear Emperor, yes?
Results are about to come up,in 7 minutes, hopefully both of our contestants made it up
What the..what are you doing here? We can't be in the same place at the same time!
HEY, FUCK YOU!! IT'S NOT THE TIME TO FUCKING USE THAT AGAINST ME, ALRIGHT!???
It was the first "villain with weapon" pic I had
Chamberlain adores hurting Mystics, except that one.
I don't like owies
Well there's a problem with this quattro guy
Oh..
Results are up
Good news is that both azula and heckapoo are still in the tornement, bad news is that both penny and spinal are still up as well, this shouldn't be too surprised anyway. Congrats again azula, your next foe is tak, also I'm inviting heckapoo over to the legion.
Uh hey, I hear that Quattro guy has been hanging around here. Is he around? I gotta know, there's important AEUG business he needs to hear!
kar is like that
you wwill get used to it
wwhen expressing anger against the twwo tall leaders
i say it is justified
Yes?
(R)
No, the Control Brains named us Red and Purple. And, as powerful as we are, we can't question that.
(P)
That's what happens when you let a defect get extensive scientist training... As much as I loved her, my tallest, (Purple's voice wavered a little on that bit) she was... MUCH too accepting...
She was the one who accepted Zim, the one who let such a destructive force go into elite training as well as become a talented scientist... An occupation that led him to create the "Cthulu"...
(His voice dropped)
I guess it's her own fault she got killed...
(R)
He knows the ins and outs of pretty much all of our technology and his PAK data is so corrupted it infects the Control Brains when they to delete it. I really don't know what you want us to do.
Don't that quattro guy is char
Oh god I remember that thread
Faceless voice! Do not assume I am talking to you when I ask for c-Quattro. This is only AEUG business, so if you're not him, then please don't bother me. If you are Quattro, can you step out of the shadows? It's making you unrecognizable.
Only got 1 pic of Quattro..sorry
I am he.
just look up another Quattro pic and download it, even google has tons of those
Yes, I am he
Shut up this guy is char
HEY QUATTRO CAN I JOIN THE AEUG ?
INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! HERO IN THE BASE!
OH SHIT GOTTA GO
*Flys away with a late type zaku III
i wwould say pulling all your wweapons out on him to kill him and securing his pak so that it wwould be locked out that no livvin being could touch it is one of them
no need to beat around the bush wwhen you can be be full on direct for confrontation
Ok quattro is a char there I said it
And you guys say a loud alarm like that is a bad idea.
Quattro is a literal char bison do something
Good! I just got to inform you that our enemy, Zeon, is plotting something on Venus. Apparently, Cima heard that Gihren himself initiated it, though while disguised and at some high-level Black Market Space Station. Though it's not the big important thing.
No, apparently a whole host of weird and bad stuff is happening on the moon! Blex and the Anahiem Board want you to investigate.
Hey quattro is a char
Oh you mean Gihren starting a colony construction on Venus? I heard that from the Acquisitions clerk.
Nope.
Ah yes gihren, I just met with him recently, the PLAN Is still intact yes? Soon
K bye
So why don’t you guys just send Zim on a “mission” to the center of the sun? If he asks why just say because you guys are tall or something
Are all grey people angry like this or is it just the ones we’ve met?
Our ships can fly through stars' cores.
Knowing him, he'd probably be fine somehow.
not much angry but just being reely vviolent compared to other races
an angry douche wwould be the least of your wworries compared to anyfin and anyone that could kill you on your home planet
kar is fine compared to others i havve met
trust me
he is tame
guess all your powwer and high status as leaders are bs if you cant kill someone as insignificant as him
He's far from insignificant! He's the cause of every major disaster for Irken kind for the past... uh... hundred? Two hundred+? Urth years.
Sure but just tell him he’s trying out an experimental ship and only give him cardboard or a bomb
A species made up of angry miserable people? That sounds amazing!
ngyes
evven the youngest in solar swweeps wwill act like this that some forget that alternia planet full of young kids wwho aren't afraid to act like a dick and harm each other wwhen needed to survvivve or for most pettiest of things
i cannot imagine wwhat sort of ignorant people wwould miss such a fact
and yet in those two hundred years or 193 solar swweeps
he is still around and is a hindrance to your race and galactic conquest
a shitty wwell done job of tryin to put him in his place and not cause trouble for you both
Whoa man I know we’re all evil here but that was too much! Take that shit back to /trash/ or /pol/ godamn there are kid villains running around here!
You have a janitor representing your species key.
Huh? Can you repeat that, couldn't quite understand you.
He's building a colony?! That might be bad. After the moon business is over, surely the AEUG will deal with it.
Wha? I'M IN A PLACE WITH SOMEONE WHO TREATS WITH GIHREN!? Quattro, we gotta get fast before a colony is dropped on our heads or something. Gihren likely already knows we're here!
Azula is still in baby!!!
Let's give our little villainess a hand and cheers!
Kek.
The "mission" to Urth was supposed to kill him.
The hardest part is that he went through our finest training, the same we did.
YOOOO TOTALLY BASED AND EPIC XD
Didn’t you literally send him to a sun and he survived? Yeah no killing space autist.
It is a good day for the legion, and with our second banana still in, heckapoo has been invited as a special guest thanks to the deal of her second victory.
Heheheheheheheheheh(very soon gihren, they'll never know what hit them).
Isn’t heckapoo’s shtick just running around with scissors?
For the legion!
FOR THE LEEEEEGION!
wwoop wwoop for azula
may she kick that irken off the roster and reach to the top
Glory to Legion!!!
Number One!
Felicitations Legionnaires! Eh- sorry I'm late, just got back from another failed attempt of "misplacement," I should say. Good news though, my wife made Chumsticks!
What'd I miss?
Well good news, both azula and heckapoo have advanced to the next round after their second win.
Friend Azula won round 2 of Ms. Yea Forums
Legion is celibrating!
Hmmmmmmmmm
Zim! You aren't voting AGAINST our rep, are you?
Not for much longer
She did!? Victory for the Legion! What a time for Chumsticks! Everyone dig in!
Man, good for Zuly and Heka- wait a minute? Who's that?
Purple baby! How you doin'? Have you a spot in Foodcourtia for a new Chum Bucket?
What rep, my Tallest? We don't have any rep.
I'm sorry gentlemen, but it's time to say goodbye to your representative. She'll fight bravely and harder then either Clover or Kara, but she is no match to me. Now, back to the frontlines! I hope it doesn't get as crazy as last night. Holy crap that was ridiculous.
Glory to Legion,
But it is shame that Mai lost, yes?
Can only hope Ty Lee and Hekapoo remain
Hmmmmmmm
Wait, you guys have a rep? I thought your entire species was male.
And congratulations Zuly! My wife personally told me to tell you that she's a big fan of you and your work!
And it makes me think that if you can be Miss. Yea Forums, maybe *I* can be Mr. Yea Forums! Just the thought makes me giddy, hehe
I don't know WHO he is talking about. Irk has no viable representatives that ZIIIIM knows about.
I think they mean your friend Tak!
Yes! Ty Lee and Azula will win!
I am ashamed to have let the princess down.
Who'd have thought that girl in the yellow raincoat could be so quick. Or be smart enough to take the ting off?
Don’t worry Mai, I’ll be sure to get her!
Please, don't let me down.
At least we do not have to fight each other.
LISTEN HERE THESE TWO SO-CALLED MEMBERS OF THE AEUPISS ARE A BUNCH OF NO GOOD IMITATORS AND THAT QUATTRO OR PURPLE HAIRED GUY IS CHAR AND GARMA I DIGRESS MY CASE
I tire of all this yelling and foolishness.
I demand access to the television so that I may watch the joy of painting with bob ross.
Well, it's right in that room
So..... I'm wondering how Queen Yea Forums is coming along.
I bet Airy is winning that thing easily.
We need to search for a better internet provider.
>Breaking News!
>It seems Azula has gone off the deep end, after a troubled relationship with one Steven Universe
>After a "couples honeymoon" to /bant/, apparently Azula snapped and did...Something to her lover
>We're not sure what, but Steven is not available for comment
>What is to be noted is Azula going on some kind of rampage. In a new look that many anons call "too fucking anime lolicon bait", she has some frilly blue-ish dress along with a new topknot.
>While we would've liked to ask Azula why she decided to take on the new look, she is too dangerous to get close
>Wielding both her usual firebending and a new kind of weapon, some sort of magic slingshot, Azula has caused much havoc, firestorms, and a general one-woman crime spree
>We do know she is doing this to reestablish her reputation as a proud card-carrying member of the "infamous" Legion of Doom, with her directly stating that in an online post
>Current patterns indicate she is likely to arrive back on the Fire Islands, currently in a civil war between Fire Lords Avdol, Sinister, Fire Man, and a whole host of deformed Zuko clones, whom have somehow convinced others that they would make better fire lords; along with a faction that is linked to Azula herself.
>It is likely that Azula is going to try and take the throne herself if she is even heading to the Fire Nation at all.
>Hopefully, this will all blow over soon, as noted Justice League member Birdman has been assigned to this case. But until then, we shall be posting regular Azula-Watch updates
>Now, onto the weather...
I had no idea. Guess you never really know somebody.
Pretty good! ...But don't call me baby...
About the Foodcourtia bit... The planet is INCREDIBLY crowded already, but we could probably squeeze you in...
Not sure how big your pace is going to be able to be... how much room did you want again?
No, in fact, the Tallest we originally served was female.
ZIIIM... TAK.
TAK, ZIM. Even if you don't know her, you should still recognize the fact she's an IRKEN. You should be able to see the fact there's an IRKEN in the polls.
Is she even in the tornement? I couldn't find her
Who? I don't know any Tak. Is this some PRANK?! Why not Invader Tenn, or someone MEMORABLE?
Wait what?
>Checks the tourney.
Well shit.
I think you just linked the Yea Forums tornement instead of the Yea Forums tornement
I bet if we all worked together we could totally kick batman's ass
>Blasts through your door
It absurd to hope dat maybe anotha Newton may sum day arise to mek intelligible to wi even di genesis of but a blade of grass.
Come my youths. Let us enter and greet ourselves proper.
Sure, thing boss.
'Sides, we're waiting to collect on our bounty on Gordon, The Joker, and eventually later, The Batman. Hope the Gov'ts paying us well for this. Else I'd be torching Cinder and Ashe, Faraday, and Chase myself.
I hope my Chum Bucket site is ok.
Excellent! I was thinking a modest 75 x 150 foot square perimeter. And- you do have females? I wonder who this "TAK" looks like. And whatever happened to your original Tallest?
Is Tenn another female? Wait- how do you know this Tenn, but not "TAK?" Are you sure your memory is up to snuff Zim?
Ohho, they are ANYTHING but friends, trust me.
As said, don't worry about it. Just vote for the Irken.
>The Thunderbolts appear, led by Songbird. And it seems that they're willing and ready to collect their bounties on the big 3 prizes: Gordon, Joker, and Batman. Wanted for the destruction of Gotham and countless dozens of murders.
O no big sis is having another one of her episodes....
You know Tak! Purple eyes pet cat I think she liked you
Hi I’m Unikitty!
find somewhere else to bother
Whoever "Tak" is is probably some service drone from Foodcourtia. Or worse! Planet DIRT!
But I didn't vote for the Irken. I voted for the LEGIOOOOOON.
Wait a minute... Tak... Tak... hmmmMMMMMMMMmm... wasn't she the invader who got sent to Blorch?
Don't you know who I am?
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
NOW WHERE'S GORDON AND COMPANY? WE'VE COME TO COLLECT. COURTESY OF FARADAY.
>Takes control of your mind
Hmmmmmmm, friend Zim, who do you think is facing off against friend Azula un Miss Yea Forums round 3?
*Ghidorah's eldritch alien mind proves impenetrable to mind powers* One more chance
You doin' alright Ghidora?
You mean to tell me Zim has a GIRLFRIEND!? And he doesn't even know who. SHE. IS!?
Never knew the guy had it in him.
yeah these hero types appear to be bugging us though
Chamberlain is afraid that legion does not have Gordon, Joker, or Batman
Friends should leave and go elsewhere, yes?
Please?
WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME ? I TOLD YOU QUATTRO IS LITERALLY CHAR GODDAMIT
Hey guys I'm in a secret dungeon I hope nobody finds me
(R)
I think that could work...
(P)
About Tallest Miyuki... she...
(R)
She was killed.
As for what Tak looks like, here's a picture.
Some may see them that way...
But no.
She HATES him.
*DEADLY SCUTTLING NOISES*
Ew, what the fuck are you?
Zim has no idea. I suspect that HORRIBLE pink rubber one, Spinel!
*AGGRESSIVE DEADLY SCUTTLING NOISES*
*MORE AGGRESSIVE DEADLY SCUTTLING NOISES*
Get away from me oh no please I'm doing it for muh YouTube vlogs
*Escapes from the dungeons*
No friend Zim, Spinel is in another bracket, see?
I'm going to shoot you if you don't fuck off.
I can just vaporize them
Do not startle the Garthim, friend Tallest, they only mean to protect Legion base, yes?
This isn't an intruder, shoo, shoo!
DO NOT DO THAT FRIEND GHIDORAH
...
Please?
Nigga no one's eating that shit.
only because you asked nicely
Hello I like disney
fuck off
Nooo stop it I'm sorry
It's not my fault they're terrifying.
Of course they are terrifying, how else would Garthim strike fear into hearts of Gelfling as they kill or capture every last one?
Hmmmmmmmn
Yes, thank you friend Ghidorah, Chamberlain would have much to answer to if these Garthim were to be destroyed.
Shit....
Shit....
>looks though results.
Shit Shit!
Yeah, I'm sure she's not happy about not being in the tornement
Just be really, really big/tall
Gelfling are already tiny, they probably think friend Tallests are objectively tall rather than subjectively
Nice...-
Wait, subjectively?
Mr Chamberlain why can't I make a thread about you without it getting deleted?
Oh, thank christ I'm back here again, the recent deaths were really starting to get to me.
Hmmmmmmmmm
Janitors must make room for Steven Universe threads, yes?
removing the gold to make way for the trash, wait hold up are we in a dump?
have you been killed by godzilla yet?
Big lizard right? Yes, I do remember that a few times even, whether directly or simply by being near him.
But that ain't fair! You'll at least participate in Mr Yea Forums right?
yeah death by proximity tends to happen a lot when creatures like me are involved
Yes, deaths involving your kind sure are shocking.
Of course Chamberlain will, Chamberlain shall enter alongside Emperor, and if foolish Rian shows, we shall tear him apart!
Emperor?
“Rolls out onto the floor, from somewhere”
you say that but most people i light up are more likely to disintegrate than anything else
Yes, Emperor of the Skeksis, ruler of Thra
What did friend Diavolo think I meant?
What is this?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ah, it makes sense you would be referring to your own peoples' ruler. There are a number of individuals often called simply emperor, which can lead to confusion, even I am sometimes called that.
...
Epitaph predicts an exciting development
Chamberlain thought friend Diavolo would be called King, because you scream 'King Crimson' many times.
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Strange things happen when you do...
Oh! It's open!
Hmmmmmmm
It's ditto!
Porygon! I’m calling Porygon!
While my ability is called 「King Crimson」I, Diavolo, was fated to be the emperor who ruled the world unseen!
Mimikyu!
maybe it is this thing
FUCK
greetings Chara
Ah, friend Chara, another exciting entrance, yes?
So they were all technically correct?
Now it’s a party!
ah the prodigal son? er daughter? er demon returns
I think I may have an addiction at this point
I am detecting high levels of autism in this area.
Hey Azula, I'm seeing a whole lot of Tak support in that thread
Where are all your fans?
That's for sure. What's next? The Legion detonates like the X Mansion?! How do you fit in such a small sphere like that?
Why rule a world UNSEEN? Zim would rule Urth for all to see!
YOU'RE LYING!
I can be small, that’s how
Before my ability to choose my fate was stolen away from me by that pest Giorno anybody who saw my face had to be erased. If they knew my face they could track me down and threaten my everlasting climax. The past only holds us back, to rule safely one must remove any trace of one's identity. That is what it means to stand at the apex of eternity.
How small can friend Chara be?
But we all know your identity, friend Diavolo...
Hmmmmmmm
Surely friend Azula Is yet to rally her forces, yes?
Like I said, I no longer have any choice in the matter. I could attempt to kill you all here to satiate the ache, but it would accomplish nothing.
how does DETERMINATION work anyways?
nor would it end well
Hmmmm... let me show you
“Flash”
Eh you're the only one here who can kill me, and death by disintegration isn't so bad.
“Rolls out onto the floor, from somewhere”
That is quite small, friend Chara, even a Gelfling would think you tiny!
Impressive...
Hmmmmmmmm
please do
BUT HOW?!
Why can't you just steal the fate back, anyway? Surely Giorno is no match for great weaponry!
Azula's forces are silent, but many, Skeksis compatriot. Besides, everyone knows Azula will beat whoever Tak is.
(Voice from inside)
I’m surprised you didn’t notice
uhh okay?
As much as it pains me to admit it, Giorno, as he is, is unbeatable. To challenge him would grant you the same result as I.
Friend Diavolo believes he could kill us all easily, and yet terrible Giorno is strong enough to strip away Diavolo of his strength and curse him to die again and again forever.
Is friend Zim sure that simple weapons can stop Terrible Giorno?
Hmmmmmmmm, another one..
I don't think i'm getting it I was never well versed in you smallfolk magics
No need to worry, Purple. By tomorrow you're warrior will fall and I shall be on the next. My fighters we're never as vocal, but always as loyal. Unlike your new allies, the Kara fans. SEETHE HARDER SUPERGIRL!
Typing fast, so I apologize for the numerous mistakes.
Not another one... the same one
This is the power of DETERMINATION
You see, DETERMINATION let’s the most DETERMINED person in the world control the timeline
And since nobody’s taken control of this one yet,
I turned back the clock
Hmmmmmmmmmm
It is a cosplayer, yes?
ITS PIKACHU!
yeah i'm not getting it and kevin is starting to get a headache
ah I see but what arbitrary force decides truly who the most determined is? Feels like a very arbitrary title all things considered
I can also mess with time but let's not confuse conversations, and rewinding time gives me bad memories.
Well... there’s a bunch of people with DETERMINATION... and whoever decides to grab the timeline by the reins gets to control it
Hi! Anyone get any good kills lately?
It's going to be so funny when you lose
Skeksil thinks he killed a human knight with his brother, The Skeksil
fucking with the timeline never works out if i really wanted i might try it but i'll inevitaby go wrong
Even if you did use DETERMINATION, you wouldn’t be able to RESET yet. The only reason why I could turn back a few minutes... is cuz I SAVE every few minutes just in case
That's the same thing Kara said, and look at what happened. I'm not insulting nor disrespecting Tak, I actually respect her. However, I am going to win this competition and tear the crown out of Spinel's cold and broken gem hands.
You'd think her hands would be hot, considering you probably plan on burning her.
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Do gem bodies have temperatures?
They are made of light, yes? Can they be hot or cold?
I didn’t order any pizza.
Where the hell is Manta?
Hmmm in my few deaths in that universe I distinctly remember a cold gem and a hot gem that were friends with that Steven boy. I think that whatever makes up a "gem" doesn't obey the rules of physics that we do. Then again I can break time and Ghidorah is a walking insult to the square cube law.
Hey, aren't you cleaving a path of destruction across the U.S of A to a potentially unknown location right now? Also, you look normal.
Don't know what you're talking about. I've been fighting on the front lines in the threads.
I was more thinking of making her ride the lightning.
Well, there's been a news report...
FUCKING KARA! None of this has happened, hell look at that fake Azula, it doesn't even look like me! Fucking pissy bitch still mad I won. SEETHE HARDER!
Can you give her an extra zap for me?
Dunno, I've gotten rumors from the froghaters that you and steven WERE spotted around /bant/...
Wait, didn't Jackal make a clone of you that hooked up with steven?
Sorry to hear that Tallests, must be- Hubba hubba, thats a nice piece of cybernetic equipment. I wonder what she thinks of unicellular life?
Can you be as small as me, kid?
So that news report WASN"T real?
Tch, lightning is not a pretty way to go out, they all think it will be a nice and clean crisped corpse but act all surprised when I explode into bits of gore, ruining their clothes.
Greetings Plankton
Probably nothing good, even if you're intelligent enough for us to give you basic amounts respect, you're still incredibly tiny.
Hello. It's me, Red Guy. Any tips on killing Supercow?
Has friend attempted tying enemy to chair in front of Crystal of Truth?
Very effective against enemies of Skeksis
If she’s like Superman, get yourself a bony boy to kill her.
Obsessing over a beauty pageant?
God, you're all pathetic.
You're supposed to be evil, not the typical public!
I dont know what the fuck that is but only some of us care about the pageant
Sorry ah'm late, ah've been busy rubbin' Scrooge's nose in th'fact tha' his niece lost to a rock.
So, whot did ah miss?
Hey, did Lady Lightning win? I was rooting for her!
I just appeared recently but I'm fairly sure there were discussions about the pageant for most of the elapsed time.
You didn't even nominate her Mayor.
Hello.
Hey Daviolo! Still infinitely dying are we?
Yea, I thought so. I really oughta finalize some sort of giant serum or something.
Hehe, thats pretty pathetic on his part! Eh- who are you? I'm Sheldon Plankton, and all I know that happened while you were was the speaking of Ms. Yea Forums. Also no one's bothered to have my chumsticks.
What mayor?
Raviolo raviolo mess my name up again and I'll make sure you only die once.
Legion has done nothing but speak of Ms. Yea Forums for quite a while
Hmmmmmmmmm
Friend Plankton's Chum is much too small for other legion members.
Nya!
Ah'm surprised ye have no' heard o' me already. Th'name's Flintheart Glomgold, the... er, second richest duck in th'world, an' world-renown diabolical schemin' mastermind!
Ah figure with such a big competition with so many o' our own entrants competin', et's bound t'be a major focal point.
SWOOBAT!
Bats?! I know it lends to the evil theme but really it speaks of unhygienic working conditions.
C'mon Diavolo, I thought we were close. If you don't like a nickname, so be it.
But they're supposed to be little confectionery treats. Is my size truly a burden amongst the Legion?
World renown mastermind? Second best at our own business competitions!? I think you and I will get along just fine, Glomgold.
Very very sloppy to have bats in legion base. In Skeksis castle, we made sure never let pests inside
Except scientist, he keeps many pets I'm cages
Quite strange
Hmmmmmmmmmm
The Steven is still on me. How do I get rid of him?
Yea, not a fan of flying mammals dropping their mess everywhere in our lair.
I could get covered, yeesh
Listen Plankton, this thing here is temporary, sooner than later I'm going to die and not see this place again for anywhere from a second to eons. I don't dislike you, but the only "friend" I'll ever have, if you could call it that, would be my other half who is deader than I am.
I 'ave to admit, I am gettin' a bit of a kindred spirit vibe from yeh. Were ye also slighted by yer nemesis in yer youth, prompting a lifelong campaign t'prove tha' you were better than them in every way?
*DEADLY SCUTTLING*
SWOOBAT!
There are more!
i've been making a killing off the betting pools for miss Yea Forums like you wouldn't believe
I’m sorry, little one
>anhilates a swoobat with 「King Crimson」
Now shoo before the rest of you suffer the same fate, and someone clean up this mess
Oh boy, thats just sad. Well, I just hope I'm not too much of a nuisance, repeatedly dying sounds like an awful punishment from Neptune.
You too!? Yea, my best friend and I were practically brothers since birth. To make a long story short we made a burger but our first customer got knocked out. He said *I* tainted the burger, but I said he was full of it! Soon we ripped our first recipe, and somehow his half was popular, while I FLOUNDERED! Thats why I curse YOU EUGENE! I HOPE YOU PERISH!
Don't worry, I called some janitor drones.
No, he's building a colony ON Venus. Grew his hair long too..see?
Swoobat?
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.
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Swoobat.
>The remaining Swoobats scatter
If friend Plankton's recipe is hated so, why not try making new recipe?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
I really do like these cross board references
the secret is I cheat
Ah know th' feelin'. There I was, a wee lad in South Af- er, Glasgow, workin' as a shoe shine, an who walks up but Scrooge McDuck. Ah open up to 'im about me ambition o' bein' the richest duck in th'world, an' you know wha' the great lout does? 'e pays with a single American dime! Then 'e starts mockin' me for me dreams! Can ye believe it?! It was that day that I decided tha' I'd prove tha' I was better, richer, an' more Scottish, that I, FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD, am a better man than Scrooge McDuck!
Who are you again?
No Chamberlain. I made that original recipe, therefore it belongs to me! The moment I get to steal the recipe I'll finally crush Krabs so hard his shell will shatter! Er- *cough* *cough* besides, you guys don't hat my food, right?
Yes! Never falter Glomgold,and one day our nemeses will finally be in their correct order; worshiping us! Hegheghegh! I thought we would be close!
It is dear friend Chamberlain, mysterious stranger
Plankton, was et? I got a feelin' this is th'start of a beautiful friendship.
All is going to plan!
I STARRO the Conqueror! Have rigged the Yea Forums lympics!
The victor of the tournaments will be neither Peni, Azula, NOR Spinel!
The winner of Ms. Yea Forums will be Demencia!
not if i have anything to say about it AND I DO!
Oh please you three headed loser! I've conquered entire solar systems! You required outside help from a human weapon to even wrestle the title of King away from Godzilla!
A title that you couldn't even keep for two days!
Not wise to fight legion, tricksy Starro.
Hold many powerful people, yes?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
As do I, Glomgold! Lets shake on it!
Yea, what Chamberlain says! Mess with one Legionnaire, you mess with the Legion!
I think you got that backwards you overgrown parasite That overgrown lizard could never beat me in a fair fight and i still almost kicked his ass if not for luck interferance
This is a vertebrate only zone, grow a spine or leave
HAH! As if you fags could do anything to defeat the mighty Starro or ruin my plans!
First, the Yea Forums lympics! Next, the world!
Remain in denial all you want worm!
Then what is the Meatwad doing here? Or Plankton?
We actually DO have spines, moron!
We don't take shit from retarded species!
I’m not even sure if Meatwad is allowed to be here, he doesn’t really seem like a villain to me, and Plankton only ever stands up straight so if he doesn’t have a spine he has the spirit.
Me and the legion could kick your ass right here right now you you spineless parasite
When I'M defeated by the Justice League, I'm back in business the next day! People know the phrase, "Starro Lives" for a reason.
You couldn't do jack to me!
Go get eaten by an Earth Whale you faggot.
I stand on two arms quite often you cunt! So do go fuck yourself with a wire brush!
I am the king of terror, monster zero, Godzilla's true nemesis and i'm more culturally relevant than your lame ass is has or ever will be
New thread when?
I would have been in a movie if Snyder knew what he was doing. And I got my revenge anyway (who do you think got his daughter to kill herself?).
It doesn't matter anyway! Being a niche character has many perks and benefits, my friend Orrgo at Marvel will agree!
Now if you please, I have a contest to rig...
Hopefully not tomorrow. These threads are fun say, once a week, but every day is way too much.
You expect us to take you seriously with your single beady little eye and your tentacles that are far to thick for your overall body?