How do you feel about this image?

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mildly distrubed

Female meatwad is the cutest , but I bet she doesn't shower

p-post Carl

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I would honestly love to hear black women deliver the sort of random, skit-like comedic lines in ATHF

I probably wouldn't make Shake that sexy though.

>I'm in your house

none of them shower, they don't got no bathroom

shake would still be voiced by dana snyder

Stunning and brave!

Honestly, one part of me wants shake and frylock to sound like kaitlin olson and aisha tyler, but the other part of me just wants the both of them to have the original voices for shits and giggles.
meatwad would still be dave willis no matter what, i just think it's a constant.

That's hot.

>Meeatwad is not a loli

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>meatwad not a black loli
>frylock not in an elegant dress
Shake is ok

>well, you don't just look like a woman
>...oh, DO go on

Shake should be fatter.

Sold!

Can she do hotdog igloo

I would fuck girl meatwad.

Shouldn't Frylock be a man?

meatwad is like 34 or something, pretty sure they're all in their 40s at the least.

Fuck you for making me want to fuck Shake, this is an unclean feeling.

This Frylock was reveal to be a woman in the movie.

Heya... Meatbitch. Come ova he-ah! I see you uh...covered my cah in glue n glitta. You wanna tell me WHY YOU DID THAT!!?

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Source?

Which episodes/scenes could they reenact?

Meatwad should be younger
Frylock needs hair that looks like fries
Shake needs to be more chubby and have lond sleeves

Meatwad is always sticky, Shake is the "Dont stick your dick in crazy" chick, and Frylock is Frylock.

How chubby in particular?

Shake is kinda fun. The other two are boring. Her hair probably should've been a ponytail thing shaped like the straw though.

Meatwad is the same age as all the other characters, he's only childlike because he's basically mentally retarded.

If Shake is gonna be hot, she needs to be much trashier.

The kind when you can see the folds only when she is sitting.

They already had an episode about this though, didn't they? Chick magnet, I think?

>female shake voiced by Dana Snyder

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>Frylock
Fine.
>Shake
Way too normal looking. She either needs to be flat, have a gut, or be way trashier. Shake, after all, is a poser and it kills the joke if you're going to let his shit fly because he has a pretty face and nice tits.
>Meatwad
The dumbass expression is nice but he should be a younger looking.

Didn't that just make them gay?

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>Didn't that just make them gay?
It brought their out their "feminine side." Or to the surface. Whichever. Still a decent enough episode.

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It makes me feel like waifufags are as invasive and obnoxious as bronies.

>invasive
Bitch you can call us obnoxious or retarded or whatever, but don't call us intrusive. We're the god damn natives.

I refuse to believe Master Shake isn't black. He sounds like the fucking hood.

The Kitchen Gloves are IRONIC, like since she doesn't do the patriarchy chores she turned it into a fashion statement. Only a tumblerina reaches the toxicity and laziness of the Original.

nthing everyone in the thread who said meatwad and shake shouldn't be healthy and good looking, those two especially should he schlubby looking and at least mildly overweight

Shake is white. He watches the Simpsons, loves Bruce Springsteen and has a 401K.

>genderbent athf

I'd rather have this crossover

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The Aqua Teens are generally agreed to be mid 30s-early 40s.

Found you.

Master Shake is a wigger.

I demand more, MORE I SAY

Good question. That can lead to some drawing ideas.

I vote for the one where Shake is in tree court for dumping the oil

I want to have awful sex with Shake, while she tries to go on that she'll be the best lover I'll ever have, only for me to empty my nuts on her Pink Bush

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This makes Meatwad playing with dolls even cuter

That works

Aren't they thousands of years old since the ancient egyptians locked them up in a tomb and later were test subjects for president Lincoln?

I wanna fuck that shake

is meatwad girl always in that position and does she move around via rolling

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Nice

Wait, are the dolls genderbent too?
Also, Who you callin' a DOLL, boy?!

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I dont get how Carl could hate shake's guts, unless he gets genderbent too

>hey fat man get those pants off I need some lovin!

LA LA LA LA LABIA BABY

>Shake! Come on Shake get up. We got to figure out how to get back into our original bodies!

>I dont know...I'm *lip smack* feeling pretty comfortable with who I am right now.

>loud rude bitch who uses your pool and eats all your food and demands sex at inconvenient times while mocking your small penis

I can see that getting irritating after a while.

Carl’s penis is not small.

"Now, Frylock, while you are acting like a friekin' nerd, I'm gonna go down to the dyke bar and get me some ACTION! Gonna get down with that Lesbian porn star Eleanor Roosevelt!"

"Shake Eleanor Roosevelt isn't a porn star."

"That's what you think, Frygirl, I'mma lick some tuna!"

Carl would put up with anything for the chance at some tits in his face

female shake reminds me of that video I used to jerk off to once as a kid in which a blond girl gave a guy a handjob while wearing yellow dishwashing gloves

>Dark Crystal Age of Resistance but Carl from ATHF is in it.
>"Hey! Hey! Skekso or Skeksi or Skekkek or whatever your name is. I'm freaking talking to you!"
>"I am the Emperor of the Skeksis and will be referred to as 'Emperor' or at least 'Lord of the Crystal.'"
>"Yeah, yeah, I know all 'bout your parties. Know why? Cause they happen at 3 in the morning when I'm trying to get some goddamn sleep. And I also notice yous never invite me to indulge in some of that, ur, magic crystal or whatever they calls meth nowadays."
>"What do you want?"
>"Oh, I was just wonderings, uh, WHY THE HELL IS THERE ALL THIS PURPLE SHIT ON MY LAWN?"
>"There is no Darkening!"
>"You says that, but you gave it a name. So I'ms thinking you do know why it's like that, and also that you can turn it off. So do it. Right now."
>"Silence! The Lords of the Crystal do not care for your pathetic lawn."
>"Oh yeah? Well you sure do care about my freakin' pool, considerin' how all yous like to take dips and leave your goddamn feathers in there for me to clean-up."
>"Guards! Remove him at once!"
>"Sure, have the Lollipop Guild fight your battles. But if I see any of yous on my lawn, or any part of my property again, I'm calling your landlord. And if they do nothing, then the next bird or midget that wants a dip is getting a front-row seat to da 2nd Amendment in action. All over your face!"
>"Grrr."
>"Hmmm? Chamberlain noticed argument. Amusing threat of neighbour Carl's Little does he know that Aughra busies herself with stars while Skeksis busy selves with immortality and fun pool..."
>"Regardless, Chamberlain, if this Carl truly tries to fortify his pool, it will ruin our surprise party for SkekZok. But how best to remove him?"
>"Might I suggest...Trial by Lead?"

>implying it's not

Get off the computer Carl

Nothing.

Nothing about that isn’t appealing though

Why does shake look like Proxy Paige

>Bush
Why do you do this to me? Do you want me to just spank my dick all day addicted to your art?

yes
bruh but post pics

You don't wanna see my dong, man.

>Carl gets mellowed out by Aqua Teen Orgies

Yep that's a winner.

show me bruh
it aint gay

I'd like to see the skeksis try to siege Carl's house only for Skeklach to be exploded when she runs into his laser fence.

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>You can stare at my genitals

>Not wearing yellow Gloves

I am OK with this

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Imagine the plastic surgery episode with Shake now

FemShake is actually pretty fuckable in the trashy hoodrat sort of way

I demand more art

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there is an episode were he turns black by being bitten by a radioactive black guy

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BBS

More please

I feel really bad for David Snyder. Everytime I hear him voicing literally any character I hear nobody except Master Shake.

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Do you mean Dana Snyder?

>CarlatheFemminist.jpg

Same for me. The only character I don't hear Shake for is Gazpacho.

Porn when?

You guys are taking "we are a whore" a little to literally

This could easily be Chris Chan now

>Welcome to my bed

>There are people who probably hate that ep solely because Justin was a voice

That episode where they kill and rebuild Carl would be great with humanized flipped genders.

it would make for a good episode
>i told you i wanted to bang chicks not be one
>yeah i was like yo give me that popsicle and he was like you dont have any money and thats why the icecream truck doesnt drive by no more, that and the driver got shot
>allright allright im trying to fix it but first i want you two to go to carls house and ask him to borrow some money so we can pay the electricc bill, im tired pf watching the tvs dark screen all day

that looks like an sb99 muffin top

>that bit of chub

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Source?

Why does Meatwad look like a trailer park version of Velma?

Nice

>Me
>My NAME IS...

that sounds dang perfect

I like this version better

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Yeah.

Sad

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Welcome to the Wayne was about two steps from being Aqua Teen at some points.

All someone had to do was start swearing

It's odd how Master Shake is designed to have th eleast fuckable personality perhaps ever, yet when placed in a woman people seem to drool over it. It feels like that shouldn't happen.

this thread made my pp the PP

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I'd straight up watch this iteration of the show.

FemShake thinking she's too hot for anything but A-List.

Guys hitting on Femwad who's too stupid to catch on.

FemLock not even giving a shit cept when she needs it. Then its done and you get the fuck out.

Shake would be a loser either way. But instead of talking up his nonexistent dong, she'd talk up her nonexistent vag.

>"And fellas, I'm immune. so I'm going to be around whenever you want a piece of this hot puss"
>"Excuse me hello, this is not an infomertial for your cunt"

BUT WHERE IS THE GENDERSWAPPED DR. WEIRD?! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE HER NAME, WEIRD IS AGENDER

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It's the tits and stuff. Men can overlook a lot of Arrogance and Crazy for poon

>Aqua Teens
>Not teens
You can't make this shit up

BEHOLD I AM HOT!!!!

Really, kinda hard to tell.

*RIIIP* LOOK UPON MY GLORIOUS BODY

Oh wow!

*FOOSH* I'M ON FIRE!!!!!

>Still a Virgin due to personality.
>Constant rants about fucking Chad's that clearly shows she barely knows what sex actually is.

Is this version more pure than canon?

I read shake in a white trash voice.
I read frylock in frylocks voice.

Now I suggest you turn on that light, or something else might happen... Cloth related.

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Imagine female Major Shake...

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Shake needs to be uglier, there shouldn't be a single redeeming trait about him which is why we all love him.

>dat Carl

>You think I don't know what sex is?
>I'm the master of sex!
>"Mistress"
>The mistress of sex! I was screwing quarterbacks every touchdown back in high school! MY playbook? The Karma Sandeigo!
>"Shake, the high school you attended hasn't won a game in over three decades"
>LOOK they were MORAL victories on the field. Where we had sex. Which I did all the time.

Master shake is a virgin?

Shake doesn't even know what sex actually is, he just knows its cool and coveted and therefore he of course is a pro at it swimming in tang constantly.

I honestly can't put a voice to Shake.
The thing is his voice is just so perfect. Very nasally, always sounding mad and confrontational, but only a little so he just sounds really passive aggressive

>femshake is Fran Drescher

youtube.com/watch?v=-O29ZA24Jao

She wouldn't put out for men, because that's gay. He'd still chase after women, but they'd be put off because she comes too strong without building trust maybe?
Dayum, can I get some Fry-girls with that Mama Shake?

Bruh Gazpacho sounds 99% the same as Shake

>Of course I know what a dick is!
>I once had a dick that was 6 feet long! And the guy was a lawyer! And he sued me for how long I took on his dick!

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>Mistress Shake rapes Matt Murdock when

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>”Look, I have had sex was TONS of studs, including movie stars. But naturally none will return my calls due to jealous bitches screening me. I can’t help that I was born with a magic vag.”
>”Shake, your dumb ass couldn’t bang the slow guy working the churro stand at the mall”
>”He’s blind in one eye and doesn’t know any better! And that was to get ALL OF US free churros by the way. You’re welcome.”
>”.....For nonexistent churros?”
>”Bitch, I slept with Chris Evans!”
>”Prove it”
>”I would but his lawyers keep cunt blunting me!”

>tfw Meatwad cucks Shake

>”Hey y’all, I got me some free churros! All I had to do was close my eyes and pet a snake.”

Femshake would TRY to appease Carl by sleeping with him but he's not a simp so he'd always blow her off and demand she fix whatever she broke this week

how about hand banana?

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Cause it was drawn by him

Handclam

Or better yet imagine black Shake

NOW DO BLACK FEMSHAKE!!!!

Forced scissoring?

Someone please draw this

Offtopic: Fran was hot as fuck

That bit is legit scary

They're named that because they were supposed to FEED teenagers not because they ARE teenagers.

Strap ons and forced penetration exist

She was and those guys who broke into her house thought so too

>this

The fact that it makes Shake give up his narcissistic rant momentarily and act shocked is the best part.
>The hell is this?
>I thought this was YOUR sitcom with the scifi horror twist

Aroused.

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I want to give femshake a sloppy paizuri.

Rosie?

>"Meatwad, what's all over your face?"
>"I'unno. Churro man said 'I got a free hotdog in the back. Just dont bite it.' Next thing I know, he pulls a hotdog out of his pants and puts it in my mouth. Didnt taste like no hotdog I ever saw. Didnt even know hotdogs came with mayonnaise..."

as a one time special, yes, but we all saw what happened to Toocan & Birdy

That's one cute meatwad

How would each be as a GF
I think Fem!human! Meatwad would be the best.

now post fem shake with that legend of korra copypasta added
you know which one

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They should have been fetching a pail of kerosene.

crummy kerosene, why not get some pokemon go instead?!

nay I don't

Nah, Fry

Why is lady frylock black? Frylock isn't black

There’s a god and he is op

He sounds black