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ITT: Post panels or pages you enjoy
Why is it always a sandwich?
Why isn't it ever, "Hey bitch, get in the kitchen and make a nice home-cooked meal"?
Is it because women as a rule can't cook any more than they can keep house or raise children these days?
>those soi faces
Can someone give me a tl;dr of the Crossed lore? Like, how and where did the virus or whatever start? And why is the guy in OP's pic not skull fucking the other one to death?
Thebest
>Like, how and where did the virus or whatever start?
No one has any idea where it started, apparently there were multiple patient zeroes across the world that popped up simultaneously and some hints that the "virus" has come and gone before. Some support for it being supernatural include the virus still being infectious after being on a bullet, which can reach past the boiling point of water, though that could be a case of writer's ignorance. The spread happened quickly because any contact with any infected body fluid will turn a victim almost immediately, and because the Crossed enjoy rape and mutilation, there was a lot of bodily fluids flying around.
>And why is the guy in OP's pic not skull fucking the other one to death?
That one in the OP is called Smokey and he is one of the few "smart" crossed in existence; he retains enough of the self-preservation instincts of a non-infected to show things like restraint and long-term planning. The guy he's next to is an uninfected he took on as a worker of sorts and the scene in OP is after he'd been friends with the guy for 20 years as the only non-hedonistic idiots around, with the added bonding from both being bossed around by Smokey's wives, a pair of smart crossed that he hooked up with in the hopes of breeding a population of smart crossed that could establish a sustainable civilization.
Wasn't Salt the first one? Moore really polished the lore later on.
>Zatanna with braces
Oh, dear Lord, yes
Salt is at least the earliest of the smart ones, but smart crossed appear independent of him; Smokey is obvious, his twin wives were infected at a fat camp so contact with Salt, and Aoilean was all the way in Britain and was smart due to to her epilepsy interacting with the virus
Giving the Crossed a fucking cult/religion was fantastic. A shame there haven't been more works with the 100 series. I guess the writing is too hard with the evolved english.
>Ordered to make a sandwich: Demeaning, menial labour, could be done by everyone, establishes laziness of ordering man
>Ordered/Asked to cook a meal: abusive/normal relationship
It just doesn't really compare.
Well, damn. I remember reading an issue back in like 2014 or something, which gave the same explanation that you did. I thought maybe they had revealed the actual origin by now.
>Giganta
>Killer Frost
Why does Ryan always fuck villains
>First law is that deadly force is authorized against Sinestro Corps
>Second law is that deadly force is authorized against the enemies of the GLC
Either I'm misremembering shit or it's dumb.
Nice art
Comic?
Not a good idea to try to flex on Thor.
Marvel Double Shot #2
>Marvel NOW becomes even more NOWER
topkek
Why doesn't Thor do this on Earth?
>enjoying crossed
Ew
>all the villains will be heroes and all the heroes will be villains
someone tell me this was before axis
That page is nice and all, but how about the page where Smokey's fondest dream gets kicked in the dick?
Considering how absurdly evil and cruel the Crossed are, watching them suffer and fail is like bright sunlight on a gloomy day.
Kids are actually so smart they are only pretending to be retarded. Son tries to kill Smokey and usurp his place in the future.
was crossed 100 any good?
Why doesnst Storm? is she too good for dying africans now that she's an X-Man?
lol at smokey at bottom right
Batman knowing who Carnage is and attempting to solo him is thee funniest thing I've ever read
>The end of Doomsday clock will be Manhatten realizing...
>Things do end
Excellent
>crossed
>good
>WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
Didn't he kill him though
The twin Crossed and his son were planning on jumping him. Smokey realized this on the way to Tennessee and gave his friend a mercy kill.
Wait, is she recoiling from his horrible face or did he just smack her with his mask?
>tfw black best bro to give you a comfy neck massage
I look at this page was gonna ask, but then the filename is enough for me
God, Simple Boyscout Supes always warm my cold, bitter heart.
Mahfood does better Liefeld than Liefeld himself
Wait, is that Rowntree? Seems to be if you go by the wordcount
I instantly love any comic that portrays Frank as a highly motivated and capable but inexorably broken person. As an inexorably broken person, I enjoy the power fantasy of being productive.
She fainted because of his deformity, but Dr.Doom bitch slapping someone with his mask is way better.
topkek
Was there any significance in his cock being directly in the sun? I always assumed there was but never bothered thinking about it.
Censorship.
...
I miss when Dragon was fun. It was never good, but at least it was entertaining once upon of time.
So I guess Neil Gaiman really loves that one painting? Apparently he's referenced it at least twice; on your page and with a novella named after it.
Can't complain though, I love that painting too.
Wish You Were Here is actually fantastic. Point made for the rest though.
I hugely appreciate how the movie did the line "I understand, without condoning or condemning". Might be my favorite part.
What's going on with that elevator? The doors are so closed, was the dude stuck between them? They better call the fire department to inspect that building because that shouldn't happen ever that's really dangerous.
BAPPA-SPLORCH
Hes holding the door open so he can back the wheelchair into the elevator
I thought for sure the visual language was indicating a slap, but the more I look at it the more I see there's no connection between Doom's hand and her face. Ordinarily if Doom had hit her we'd be seeing a tiny spattering of blood or a more violent turn of her neck, but the only connective tissue between Doom and the lady is the ethereal background mist that seems to be wafting off of Doom's mask and face.
If anything Doom gave her a psychic bitchslap without even touching her.
Why is he holding it just barely open enough? And why would he back in? In that type of wheelchair if nobody is in the elevator it'd be way easier to just go in forward then spin around to face the doors again.
This is pretty stupid though
>oh no you killed one person by accident, you shouldn't ever do any more heroics ever
>2 issues later
>i just told him to take a break
I don't know, it's probably easier to just back up into the elevator if other people are getting on, maybe hes just waiting for him to get out before going in, maybe don't overthink a comic book.
Someone post the backstories for the Wall and the evil Easter Bunny
The Hidden was exceptionally good.
>was crossed 100 any good?
It's above their standard but the decision to use "newspeak" was not very smart. On the other hand the character of Salt was really good.
What exactly would compel Hulk and Venom to team up? I feel like the former is so out of the latter’s league that Venom couldn’t contribute much to whatever fight occurs.
Why would it be censored considering we already saw his penis multiple times?
I got pretty tired of detective adventures I must admit, but the hidden was a good send off.
Shame we never learned who the masked guy was and why it was Ishida's assistant but I guess one big revelation is enough
This guy didn't read the flashback issue where Storm realized her making it rain for her village caused drought and death elsewhere
>If anything Doom gave her a psychic bitchslap without even touching her.
Such are the power and majesty of Doom.
I love this every single time.
>do I look insane?
its just pure kino
based may
Holy shit. Was this intentional or a happy accident?
Also, unless you're a mega-tard or just met the guy and don't know his preferences, it's really hard to fuck up a sandwich, and it's pretty quick to make, which is what the evil patriarchy wants: food that requires no effort to quickly shovel down their gullet
This is a true and honest post. Keep it up. Unironically
me but change it to bf
I thought women liked men to strive to be better for them.
striving to be a better partner isn't the same as striving to be their partner at all.
>that smiley face button
Quick, gimmie the sauce, I think I'm onto something.
>tfw you'll never be superman
>tfw you can always be more like clark kent
I'm impressed with how bad that art looks
Underrated.
Clearly, the better option is to just date other men
>it's another "tard calls some perfectly good art bad for no visible reason" episode
Imagine not liking the last two issues of Badlands
Is this Morpheus with the mask? I don't remember that page at all.
Is this real? Did she talk about being gay in her diary?
His twin wices were planning on killing him? Why?
I wish Marvel writers remembered the FF is his second family.
Is this Sandman? I don't remember a Sleaze.
She is actually fainting because Doom is too handsome
My fav Thor moment
He does, but he basically has to do it on the down low because whenever he gets serious about it on Earth a lot of people - including superheroes like Iron Man - get really nervous and that's how you get shit like Asgard getting nuked and Norman Osborn leading HAMMER to invade Asgard.
Check out the Reigning and Siege.
Not fond of nu SW but i liked that page.
+100 was so fucking good. The idea of a serial killer being so insane that the virus doesn't even bother him is cooler than shit.
Could spend all day posting pages from HB.
Mad Dog was the best part of that series.
my fucking sides
There was a lot in that book that got edited or changed. They removed bits about masturbation. Removed mentions that her father visited a brothel. They took out dirty jokes. And they faked the entire holocaust. Reading the diary unedited is only an option in Dutch, but it is eye opening.
>You're Alive?!?
why wouldn't he be? what happened before this?
They were fine with living hedonistically, and were sick of him constantly going on about how they had to build a Crossed society and find other Crossed smarties and try and train and teach the dumb ones and that.
Someone tried to assassinate him today and the news picked it up. FF don't take kindly to it
Did Peter go too far, Yea Forums?
he's a chonker
kek
but wouldn't dr dinosaur also be exploded
> grows MORE limbs
> a cripple
Pfffbt, I just got this
what makes it eye opening?
and I assume you were joking with the holocaust bit, if that's what you meant then don't respond.
As a representative of the patriarchy I can tell you that you are completely 100% wrong.
I want a good, home-cooked meal made with care and love.
reminds me of that calvin strip
I'm dying
I mean, with that outfit you don't even really need x-ray vision.
sauce?
I'd wank everyone in this thread for a stare at Diana's bare body
Haunted Tank.
jesus that fight scene is awful
based retard poster
love this
The couple of pages after this when Odin actually answers the summon are gold, as well. Tony basically calls Odin a sanctimonious asshole while Earth and it's heroes suffer because of Asgard's drama, and Odin doesn't even really have a retort.
Man the color choices in Dark Empire sucked.
>IM GUNNA SAY THE C WORD PROFESSOR
that page never failes to make me smile
Don’t be surprised when women seem contradictory. Men and women basically live in separate dimensions. Every woman you will ever date is simultaneously the exception to and the perfect example of every rule you’ve ever heard about women.
Women like to fuck Chads.
what issue
I can't remember if there's more than one page of this, is there? This is wonderful
Oh damn, I never realized that was a famous painting.
youtube.com
>when the kid show unironically has a better portrayal of the selfish murderer than the comics that can show gore
Context for my favorite self-motivational internal monologue Frank speech
The page I wanted to post
This was written by Christopher Priest, right?
Man, I haven't read Unsounded since high school.
I imagine it's no longer nearly as dark and rapey as it was in some of the earlier chapters.
>I was paralyzed in a home invasion
>the guy your dating is my psycho murderer brother who is only dating you to send a message to me
>you are in danger leave
>lol who cares I'm trans btw
why is New52 Babsgirl so garabge
Source?
its 2 pages
Got this off a similar co thread, if there's a second page, I don't have it.
Its not that things end, its that nothing ends to bring new Omniverses.
Doesn't really work as well without the preceding page.
Bats loves Silver Sable too. And cruel Felicia took advantage of that.
It's cerebus
>extra for experts: which direction does Dirk Anger have to move the lever to have the gun shoot him?
The arrdvark?
no
Oh.
Fuck Krishna
>His twin wices were planning on killing him? Why?
tl;dr they were smart, but they were thots.
not him, but her father edited it before publishing it.
>his son
felt regret though, also smokeys plan succeed in a way
>tfw you will never lead an army of japanese lolis
This puts a big smile on my face.
lol that third panel
nice
This is such a delightful page
so it WAS the add-insult-to-injury bird!
Back.
my fellow patrician
>If anything Doom gave her a psychic bitchslap without even touching her.
I think that's kind of the intention. Literally, he's only removing his mask. Metaphorically, he's smacking her with the actual sight of his face.
What if the message isn't so much about the original source, but also a tongue in cheek symbolism for the alcohol? Cluracan is vomiting up a bottle of tequila.
And given his propensity for drink...
>mfw my gf is trans but I still hate this cunt
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It sure was, this was just after Superior Spider-Man.
Why is Lex in a wheelchair?
Did those cakes do a number on his health?
Diabeetus cost him his legs.
Artist name? Source?
I personally like this one
It's funny, this exact same thing happened with Iron Fist and the wolf that killed his mother.
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>gf
you know, for all his attempts to seem otherwise, doom is a very insecure man.
why did she hit him?
poor ol' frank
Salt was hilarious. So fucking crazy that he doesnt even really notice that he's become infected. His only clue was the people around him behaving in a more "free" manner.
>Women are contradictory
In other news, scientists today confirmed water is wet.
Context?
Fucking gold on top of gold. Where is this from?
B.P.R.D. Hell on Earth I think
Unless they're African Muties, it's not her problem.
So far it's one of my favorite stories. I even bought the book
If this comic's writing had an achievement it was making Lex's dialogue exactly like the pretentious, arrogant sub-phil 101 drivel actual billionaires and pop scientists are fond of spouting. I'm not sure it was on purpose though.
they switched artists towards the end of hell on earth, and for the most part it's horrible. but it has some good pages
Read Marvels.
That "marvel then and marvel now" could be used for some effective shitposting.
Kind of like the anime then and anime now ones.
gotta love UY
>I did the right thing right?
>haha no. fuck you. goodbye.
gotta be politically correct, or (s)he won't give me that boipussy
Where is this form?
E-el goblino...
dios mio.
what the fuck, frogman.
there are so many good pages in Hellboy. Not this one in particular; just posting it because Hellboy having a smoke with some kind of house spirit is just comfy.
Everytime I see that page, those fucking bullets ruin it.
I WILL BUY YOU A GARDEN|
WHERE YOUR FLOWERS CAN BLOOM
Wolverine slept with 5/6 of those women, that's how fucked up Marvel universe is.
My dark skinned kin
Wait which run was this?
I've only read the Ennis one.
is there any character better at having no chill than Batman?
this is the back story for my next dnd character
The Punisher is just as good.
>And they faked the entire holocaust
Kys retard
is that the guy from the spoiler warnings?
Don't pat Geoff on the back for this, it was a very contrived and 4th wall leaning remark to once more paint Batman as the asshole Johns imagines him to be due to glossing interpretation.
Bruce was bawling his eyes out when Superman was thought dead and would never make a callous remark about the death of friend or family given his fucking origins.
This was as bad as when Bruce was inexplicably up Hal's ass during Sinestro Corps War, just so Hal could have an excuse to punch him in front of everyone.
>Inb4 you're just a mad Batfan
No and Bruce is an asshole, but not for the manufactured reasons fans of other characters make up. There's tons of dirt to use to paint Bruce as the paranoid, duplicitous neurotic he allows himself to be, but a lot of writers lean on the laziest, in-fighting and meta-horseshit where he's clearly just a stand-in for whatever hopped up fanboy they ran into on a forum or because of working in DC steaming over seeing him put on priority over others.
I think he might have been joking
manlets btfo yet again
TRO looking good
Vader comic is the only good thing to come out of Soi Wars.
Aphra a cute! CUTE!!!
reminds me of SCUD
Oh my poor summer child. You really need to get back to it.
Alfred is the best.
All of Smokey's torment is worth it for the page where he finds out his plan was right, what a great ending
I had forgotten about this comic. Went off the rails after a while and became unfun. Change of artist didn't help either.
In the Name of the Gun if someone is curious.
fuck you i never noticed before
ENNNNNNNTER THE GUNGEON
Fuck
Women like it when a men they pick changes to suit them, untill they change too much and they don't like them anymore. They dont like men changing to be with them.
Point is women are a mistake and if god is good a stable mutation of cuntboys will soon walk the earth
who is the girl he didnt slep with?
Mid-2000s Supergirl was fun.
I miss Uber.
Zombo in 2000AD. Al Ewing having even more fun than usual.
>posting Gotham Central's character assassination of Renee and Two-Face
why?
Let me guess, the black guy is his descendant.
>use google to search the image
>get "falcon punch"
anyway, sauce?
Dungeons & Dragons is filled with great pages.
The Y chomosome doesn't work like that
Disregard this post, I can't read.
Sounds like I'm in for some more fun lighthearted adventuring in between bouts of brutal loli rape and murder.
Whats this from?
>gf
>tfw you can but you wont
>they don't know about Venom in the 90s
Venom beat up fucking Superman. 90s Venom was fucking unreal.
Hulk went to the same barber as JLI Guy Gardner? Shared universe confirmed.
I miss this so goddamned much. Superman Rebirth was perfect. It made so many people so happy. And I think "Our Town" is my single favorite one-off issue of anything, ever.
Americans can't deal with the knowledge that the girl who died in a concentration camp had thoughts about vaginas.
He wouldn't be half as fun If he wasnt
Thanks mate
user, what exactly do you think it does?
>Oh my poor summer child.
Go back to red dit
For real though this is why weight classes exist.
for a sec I thought the artist gave Ben a huge ass but it was just Reed stretching behind him.
And then we got Bendis'd.
Bendis'd right to hell.
Honorable mention:
Those were for CHARITY Clark
good post
i think writers just get tired of thinking of interesting interactions and just throw in random contrived drama even if it's completely out of character
Here, have one without the gay little watermark.
jesus fucking christ
Was that a self contained story or a series? What was it named?
The Sword by the Luna Brothers, issue 22. I think it's the only time I've ever seen one woman rip out another woman's uterus.
She's 16 and kinda rapey.
>Watermarking memes
There's a special place in hell for zoomets like you
I'm sure he says that to any man with hair he encounters.
>BYE SPIDERMAN!!!
I wasn't on board until this exact point.
>forgetting the first smart crossed ever documented
bruh
>Horsecock! Horsecock!
Thank you because two thirds of the panels posted here amount to exactly what you just said and I thought I was going insane.
What happened to crossed anyways? When was the last issue?
>Amanda
No way, is that old-school Amanda Waller?
God I want to put my babies into her.
Waller has always been black user
It's implied by Aoilean's Priest and Horsecock's Tracker that the intelligence is something that can be trained without any special work and that Smokey was just up his own ass.
reaction image for off-model fanart I rarely use
Punisher's line gave me chills the first time I read this
This was the very last, and in my opinion best, story arc of Badlands. Something like issue 93 to issue 100. And it damn well should have been good considering the two shite ones that came before it.
>Badlands ends on a massive cliffhanger
>never followed up on, get +100 without Moore instead
It's a shame, really. Crossed had a lot of utter trash but Smokey was one of the highlights of the whole thing alongside the fake "prehistoric" Crossed, the one set in Orkney and +100.
>Quipped into betrayal
How can one spider be so based?
I love this page for the fact that May has always liked Eddie
Spider-Man: Life Story #6, along with this.
he dead?
considering his head span around, i would hope so.
Moses was smart, but he didn't have much of the actual patience without being bossed around by Aoilean iirc. Dude ransacked and crashed a fucking cruise liner wasting all the supplies on board, on top of trying to kill Shakey a bunch of times. Meanwhile, the tracker guy can't speak or even walk so we have no clue how intelligent he really was, he just has a really good sense of smell and hearing.
Boy I bet he felt good when the collective digging of the entire left media and countless obama appointees couldn't find SHIT to damn this guy.
I could understand why they assumed the investigation could though, they used themselves as a frame of reference.
thanks mate
Well, whoever that is, I want to impregnate her.
Goddamnit Lex
I've seen this posted often, what's the source?
God that story was great. Love the expressions.
>3 out of 5 are badass normals
>Clint you suck lol
Wish he'd stopped at the page.
The short story is bad and the name reveal makes American Gods worse in retrospect.
>Only one way to cure a junkie.
This must be how Frank dodges killing innocents. Anyone who drinks too much coffee or smokes is a filthy narc in his eyes.
>which can reach past the boiling point of water,
Some viruses and bacteria survive boiling water and the vacuum of space, even extreme radiation.
>That one cringey retard that keeps posting crossed and saying how great it is
Yikes
The franchise has its moments. But writing quality varies from decent zombie survival story to worst writing in the history of comic books.
Isn't it just one bullet cut in half by his little throwy thing?
>gf
WASTED
That's a lot of photo paint-overs.
The point is it's a whole cartridge, not a bullet. Only the end part is supposed to actually shoot out.
Where was this from?
Was this and
Done by the artist on "The Boys" ?
Looks very similar. Similar shit-eating smiles too.
Fuck you, Jamison you beautiful bastard.
Contribooting with Tech Knight
Maddrox i think
Second one's obviously Steve Dillon, but yeah, the first one looks like Darrick Robertson.
For a moment I thought you said Maddox and got catapulted to early internet times...
the whole issue was a good one off
>multi-wound models
Stop, I STILL have PTSD.
Please say you're just pretending to be retarded. Please?
>gf
why are you frustrated?
65% MORE BULLET
PER BULLET
This issue is honestly one of the prize gems of my collection.
Doesn't work out of context.
The guy that illustrated this is definitely a pedophile
jigsaw sucks
Why is he shocked? Does he not know his own strength?
>never forget
>A fully owned subsidiary of eldriCHAN consolidated
Hmmmm
Admiral Tinnitus can't hear you!