Who could train Steven better, Superman or Goku?

Who could train Steven better, Superman or Goku?

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An Athenian pederast with particularly low standards.

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goku actually trains, so goku
>but superman trains
he lifts, once in a blue moon, and thats lifting shit as heavy as multiple earths. he doesnt "train" like goku trains. goku wouldnt be able stand stevens faggotry for long though

>train
Steven in other universes is beyond fucked
>Steven i promise i will do good and no bad things
>Steven is happy then gets killed seconds later

Probably Superman, considering how fine a level of control he's built on his powers.
The fact he'd never push Steven too hard like Gokus training regiment would is also a plus. Bet they'd go get some Apple pie made by Clarks mom after some training sessions.

Goku would call him a fag and make fun of his clothes, then cum all over the faces of the SU cast.

Superman. Goku probably has more martial arts knowledge (and might be able to teach ki control if that's a thing), but he's an autist with fuckall moral fiber

Jay Garrick

i dont think steven would be able to stomach christian white male upbringing and ideals, even if theyre about love and justice. steven would treat poor clark like a mix of white diamond and kevin even though hes genuinely nice and caring and never did anything to get on his bad side other than existing

They would both agree that he's been trained just fine already.

Piccolo

C'mon there's no need for that.

I see you ignore Greg Universe like the shitposter you are

>what is greg

>Ignoring best dad.

Goku has actual techniques, and at one time wasn't strong enough to break planets.
Superman has always been super powered and doesn't know what it's like to start out low level.

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No? Superman had to learn what his limits were, fine tune his senses, and generally how much power to use at any give time.
Remember, world made of cardboard and all that.

you know its true

greg has nothing to do with this in the least you niggers
>but hes a white male
hes also his dad who raised him for 14 years in the back of a van. hes not gonna hate his dad. he'll hate clark though. just look at his writers

Superman is more for control, Goku is about leveling up.

>Learning your limits
vs
>Building strength from human+ levels
Steven's current physical strength is pretty comparable to the strength of Goku when he started training.

Goku absolutely. Superman just started too high, he could give Steven some advice on controlling his power but even then his power set is just too different and far too weak when compared to Superman's. Goku would be zero help in helping Steven control his powers in a direct sense, but he'd give him incredibly valuable martial arts training and ki training that would likely help Steven in controlling his own gem powers.
Honestly Superman's main draw over Goku would be his ability to instill proper morals and a sense of responsibility, but Steven already has both of those in spades. Hell, Goku might even be better in that regard too, help Steven be more assertive. That and he's far more likely to let Steven fight his own fights, which is exactly what he needs.

Actual best answer. Piccolo would be the tough love paternal figure the gems wish they could be.

>Oh Cell, here let me give you a senzu bean
Oh fucking wait.

Goku is not THAT bad

Remember when he killed the black guy from the Red Ribbon army without any remorse?

Yeah, this

Goku would actually make a REALLY good martial arts trainer if he can stay focused, considering that he's not just the strongest but arguably the most skilled mortal fighter in more than one universe.

Superman has trained martial arts too. Including kryptonian martial art styles.

So how would the Gempire respond to Saiyans? Are the responsible for destroying Vegeta (the planet) in this new canon?

No-kill policies are overrated.
Though, he would 100% support Steven's desire to spare people (though only because he thinks Steven just wants to rematch strong opponents.)

He was killing people and sending giant rabbits to the moon as a kid. He also kicked a grenade back to Tao Pai Pai, kid Goku was savage as fuck.

Absolutely.
It's funny how he turns around and starts sparing everyone as he gets older. He just loves getting salty runbacks from villains I guess (even if he almost never gets a proper rematch).

Superman knows kryptonian martial arts too, including a mode that's literally ultra instinct.
Plus. the mental training would probably come in handy against powers like Blues.

>Superman knows kryptonian martial arts too
>His primary method of attack is just punching thing really hard.
Kryptonian super martial arts always felt like a dumb asspull to me.

I mean, it makes sense it would exist, given the kryptonians lack powers in the first place.

Goku would probably make him stronger but Supes would be a more effective teacher. Steven doesn't want to be the strongest he just wants to protect the people close to him. Goku wouldn't understand why he might rather hang out with connie sometimes.

Hey does anyone here eat their own cum? It's not that different than licking up your own blood right? I can understand why people might find it gross but I can't believe that these queers can bring themselves to taste their own cum.

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I’ve tasted mine, it’s not that great. I heard cinnamon can improve the flavor but I don’t really like cinnamon so I don’t know if I will like whatever new flavor I get.

Kamina

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Weren’t they scientists or something?

Not all of them, they had a military.

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Kimcartoon?

I don’t watch DBZ that much, did he train Goten at least?

Nope, Gohan had to because Goku was dead for most of Goten's childhood.
He did train a black kid he just kind of ran into though, which is fucking hilarious.

>They would both agree that he's been trained just fine already.

How is that not the dominant point in this thread? The kid did all right.

It’s more like he’s good but he could be GREAT.

I thought the key was pineapple juice? I'm not hip to what zoomers are doing to enhance their shit these days though

It was Buu's evil side reincarnation, not just some random nigger.

Superman. Goku is an idiot.

Superman knows more martial arts than Goku.

Again, Superman actually knows more martial arts than Goku. We only know of about 6 people who have trained Goku. Superman knows hundreds of martial arts from across the galaxy, possibly the universe.

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