Out of all of the spongebob characters which would nick most likely make gay?

I feel like being SpongeBob's bitch would be comfy. Possibly matching his clothes to establish his dominance

OP just wanted to post that picture. This thread is fake.

Bullshit, I'm posting in it right now.

Fever dream.

How would he do that? Hypnotize someone?SpongeBob's not a hypnotist and I don't think he would and could.

Squidward. He already has zero dignity.

Can't be, Text is the same no matter how many times I look away and back, plus the sentences are generally coherent. I'm not seeing goofball word salads like "Brain Dressing" or "Cotton Flavored Firework" or other such possible names for a punk band. So I can't be asleep.

Spongebob being a dom behind closed doors is perfect
Imagine that voice calling you a bitch over and over

We can only wait and see.
spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Pat_Hearts_Squid

I wouldn't mind it

Is this an abstract Spongebob thread?

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None (they want to sell merchandise to the rest of the world)

Larry the Lobster

Only goddamn answer in this thread
My answer is Fred

Sandy because shes a girl and people clap for lesbians because its so brave

/thread

Fuck dykes

sponge and patrick are already at least gay, if not bi.

Gee, imagine the smell of that spongy ass...

youtube.com/watch?v=AA6naFDgv6g&list=PLLjn9_bSSmlrhtZqIZV0fdlr-Vw9qQdpL&index=4&t=0s

>Hypnotist SpongeBob
I wanna see this

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How so?

all of them

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Imagine being more submissive than SpongeBob