So i'm up in fairy world, talking with my friend Jorgen, a real von strangle type if you know what I mean, big German man, arghh i'm gonna tear you in half little man kinda guy, any way, i'm reading Da Rules and there's nothing, NOTHING! about wishing for gay porn, there's straight porn, but nothing for gay porn, and so I point this out to Jorgen and he's getting all mad and everything, and i'm saying what If someone said something to that Timmy kid right. Oh, wait a minute, he wasn't German, he was Austrian. [Booooo] ehhh fuck you the joke still works. So anyway, I head down to earth and this kids eatting Oreos off the ground, I dunno I guess he likes Oreos, maybe it was related to a wish?, I don't really hang around the guy that often to be honest, ever since last time when he put me back in my lamp. I mean it's a nice place and all, but I got all the furniture from Ikea and let me tell you, I was stuck in there for hours, if it wasn't for there food court ,I would have starved in there, WHY do they have a food court anyway? I don't know but I heard there hotdogs are sold at a loss to attract new customers. Anyway I go up to Timmy and I'm like HEY, wish for gay porn.
So i'm up in fairy world, talking with my friend Jorgen, a real von strangle type if you know what I mean...
then what happened
It turns out I was actually in a Costcos the entire time and I ended up getting the runs.
fuuuck i hate it when that happens
Constipation is quite an issue.
>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I had some gay porn!
I just mentioned Norm in another thread, thank fuck you're here. Was there gay porn at the costco?
"Your wish is granted, Timmy!"
give me the real gay porn
Okay, since you asked... Don't be mad...
i said the REAL gay porn
The last one's pretty gay buddy what're we looking at here
A-user, what else do you want?
perfection
Mhhhh, that's some sexy File Deleted right there.
Butch Hartman is gay
I might be daring but I don't want to be "witnessed", user. Maybe later...
So, can we make this a Norm thread?
Norm is based
Is it bad that I actually laughed at this?
Yes. But I can't deny it made me happy.